Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Recent Is A Relative Term

If you look to the right, just under Sturgeon’s Law, you will see a new addi­tion — a list of Radio Par­adise’s Recently Played Songs. Some help­ful soul over on the RP forums cre­ated a file that scrapes the recently played page and turns it into a feed. Now all that was needed was a way to dis­play that info on my page.

First I tried the RSS­Feed plu­gin. After a bit wrestling I got it to work, with one buga­boo, the only time it updated (read the feed) was when I rebuilt the index page. Not refreshed, rebuilt, as in post­ing an entry. This meant if you checked my blog in the after­noon, the songs listed as recently played would have been heard about 20 hours before. I guess if you are a rock, that is real recent, but in human terms that is like so yes­ter­day. And in Inter­net terms, with recent mean­ing mil­lisec­onds, that is unacceptable.

The sec­ond attempt is using another plu­gin, GETXML that looked promis­ing. It took a lit­tle more mon­key­ing that the pre­vi­ous plu­gin to get going, but I per­se­vered. Unfor­tu­nately it exhibits the same behav­ior as RSSFeed.

Some Mov­able Type forum search­ing turned up another plu­gin that might help either of the first by forc­ing a rebuild of the index file at pre­de­ter­mined inter­vals. That would keep the file list updated and recent. But I can’t seem to find it listed in the Plu­g­ins Direc­tory and quite frankly, I’m get­ting tired of mess­ing with this thing that prob­a­bly has no redeem­ing value to any­one.*

 

 

* But then again that is no rea­son not to keep going and solve this thing, after all if redeem­ing value was any cri­te­ria for blog­ging this thing here wouldn’t exist, would it?

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