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Thanks Barry Bonds. While try­ing to watch my favorite losers, the Red Sox, on ESPN tonight I had the game inter­rupted 5 times to watch you attempt to hit a home run. I’m sure 700 is a mile­stone for you, but the rest of us really don’t give a damn. At 715 and then again at 756, if you get there, maybe, but until then leave the nations air­ways alone.