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Thursday, October 15, 2026 Leave a Comment

Instead, this morning I got on the bike and went for a ride. It was sunny, warm, and windy. There was a stiff easterly wind, so most of the ride was north/south. No bike ride is fully complete unless there was a stop at Stomping Grounds. I sat outside because of the weather, and I sat close to the building to avoid the wind component of the weather.

It is election season, so as I cycled the sides of the roads, they were littered with signs with candidates’ names. One of theirs was very prolific, as they were everywhere. Why place one when ten will do? As I sipped my latte outside Stomping Grounds, a memory was triggered.

Go read Missed Opportunity, and then come back.

When I posted that, I purposely left off the woman’s last name. Well, those numerous signs all held the same name, Ann with no last name. So, when I said I “felt an easy connection…” There are only a couple kinds of people who radiate that aura, people who do feel a physical attraction towards you or politicians. I think that explains the connection I felt…I manufactured it.

I have the Oregon Voting Pamphlet sitting on the coffee table, so for the heck of it, I looked for Ann and found her, but the B&W halftone thumbnail made it impossible to match it to my hazy memory of the event. At least now I can go on believing that Ann really could have been the second Mrs. Bogardus had I been quicker thinking.

Tagged: Car Buying, GTI Washings, Miata Washings, Missed Opportunity, Stomping Grounds, Whatever

Busy Damn Day

Monday, September 28, 2026

While I was gone, I received a couple of texts that I waited until I returned to respond to.

The first was from my dermatologist’s office, they wanted me to set up my 6-month skin check. This morning I thought that I’d just do it online. I sign in to my account, and I get the verification code (so they know it’s me), and then the form asks for my insurance information. Full stop. The office is 2 miles away, I’ll just head over and do this IRL. So, the regular doctor I have been seeing didn’t have an opening for at least 4 weeks. I told the desk person that I wasn’t particularly locked in with her, so she looked at the whole team’s schedule and said, “Do you want to do it now?” “Well, sure,” I replied. It was 10 minutes to 10:00 AM, and they had a ten o’clock opening.

The next adventure was the Mazda dealer. This is where the Miata has been since a couple weeks before I left to go to Utah. The right turn signal would not come on, the left worked fine, and I really didn’t need to fix it, nobody out west does state-mandated inspections anymore. But I’m used to using the turn signals, I like using them, so I was willing to spend a few hundred dollars to fix it. Trouble was the dealer had a heck of a time getting in. There was one new/old stock in the US, but it got lost in transit. They then had one shipped from Japan, but it was broken. They ended up finding a used one at a Miata salvage shop. The used one was about $60 cheaper than the new one, so because I had already paid for the fix, they are going to give me my next oil change/tire rotation on them.

This afternoon consisted of me washing both cars. The GTI was encrusted in dead insects on the front, and the sides had a coating of dust and grime of Utah dust. The Miata was dirty from just living outdoors behind the service bays for a couple weeks.

Tagged: GTI Washings, Miata Service, Miata Washings

It’s Good To Be Home

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Back to my regular routine. I took my favorite walk with my favorite latte. Did a little shopping. Fred Meyer for OJ and a couple of yogurts to tide me over until Friday’s big shop. Kohl’s for a long-sleeve T-shirt because I liked the color. And AutoZone for some snow foam for use later today. This afternoon I washed the GTI and brought the Miata back from the dealer.

Be sure to tune in tomorrow for more exciting doings…

Red Sox chances of making the Wild Card round in the 2026 playoffs: 80.6%

 

Tagged: GTI Washings, Miata Service, Miata Washings

Day 2 – Beaver, UT

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Thank you random Subaru with Washington plates on I-25; you tried.

Somewhere along I-84 near where Idaho ends and Utah begins, cruising along at 85 MPH in the 80 zone, passing some and being passed myself when a Subaru Crosstrek started riding right next to me, keeping pace. Finally, I looked over and the passenger was waving at me, making gestures that looked like pouring something. They dropped back out of view for like 30 seconds and then came back alongside, and the passenger had her phone pressed against the window with some large letters. I couldn’t make out what it said. I had on sunglasses, my windows are tinted, and there was no way I could take my eyes off the road long enough to make out the word(s). So I nodded at them and they slid back.

My first thought was, maybe they like the color of the car. I had a compliment about it just this morning at the coffee drive-thru. Second and more likely, the bike was not secured on the rack. I did check it before I left, and it was looking secure through the rearview mirror. So when I took my snack break about 20 minutes later, I went back and looked; everything was fine. When I got back in the car a couple hours later after lunch in Salt Lake City and started the car, on the dash, in the spot where the MPH shows, it said, “Check Gas Cap.” Huh? So I got out and looked; the flap wasn’t closed, and the cap was dangling.

Wow, that is what my Subaru friends were trying to tell me. I had filled the car about an hour into the drive this morning. While it was filling, I was washing the dead insects off the windshield and emptying my trash. Senioritis. I just didn’t put it back, and because the filler neck is on the passenger side, I just didn’t see it when I checked the bike earlier.

I did a repeat of yesterday’s trick. After lunch I hit the “Avoid Highways” button. From SLC to Beaver was an hour and a half on I-5, but backroads came in at two and a half. The views were very different, hardly any farms, but chock-full of desert views and even a couple small mountain pass windy roads.

Red Sox chances of making the Wild Card round in the 2026 playoffs: 91.8%

 

Tagged: Bicycling, FRS, GTI Washings, Red Sox Nation, Road Trip

Day 1 – Mountain Home, ID

Saturday, August 15, 2026

First leg of this mini road trip. It was all I-84 heading east until I got to Idaho. My last trip through Idaho, I spotted a gas station called Stinkers that has a skunk mascot, and I wondered if it was like a Buc-ees and had stickers of its mascot. I didn’t stop then, but this time I did. They had t-shirts, mugs, etc, but no stickers.

When I got back in the car, I plugged in this evening’s hotel, and it showed 2-1/4 hours still. That didn’t seem right, but I noticed I still had “Avoid Highways” on. Ahh, took that off and it said 1-1/4 hours. But the shorter route took me through Boise. I got nothing but time, so I put “Avoid Highways” back on. It was a nice zig-zaggy route through farm fields and small towns.

I have dragged along my new bike so as to check out any cycling stuff in Cottonwood. So on arrival at the hotel, I figured I’d take a small ride to shake off sitting in the car for 8 hours. I needed to mail a postcard to my neighbor with the second line of our third collaborative effort in limerick writing. It is only a little over 2 miles away, perfect. When I checked in, the weather looked fine, but when I went back out to ride, there were ugly thunderstorm clouds overhead nearby.

They looked as close as the numerous ones I dodged on my back road route. I decided to ride anyway. Less than a half mile in, the wind picked up and random drops were hitting me. I continued. On the way there those winds were in my face, so I figured at least they would push me home, and that is what they did. The sprinkling did change in intensity to real rain until I was back in the hotel room. Pheeew.

Red Sox chances of making the Wild Card round in the 2026 playoffs: 93.9%

 

Tagged: Bicycling, FRS, GTI Washings, Red Sox Nation, Road Trip

Baseball, Bicycling & Car Washing

Thursday, August 13, 2026

The Red Sox won today after losing five in a row. During that 5-game losing streak, their chance of making the Wild Card round of the playoffs went from 84.2% to 94.3%. Go figure…

I personalized my new bicycle. Went to REI to get a frame pack because it is brown/tan so it matches the bike’s color theme. Put my front and back lights on as to hope it makes drivers see me. I added a set of pedals I purchased off Amazon that are flat on one side and the other has SPD click-ins. I think tomorrow will be my inaugural ride, maybe mid-morning when most commuting folks are at work and the traffic volume slows.

The GTI got a bath. It has been a minute and it had accumulated a nice level of dust and such from being driven and parked 50 feet from a busy road.

Red Sox chances of making the Wild Card round in the 2026 playoffs: 94.3%

 

Tagged: Bicycling, FRS, GTI Washings, Red Sox Nation

It Could Either Way

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Tonight is the All-Star Game, and I’m not watching. This is not unusual; I avoid all-star games in any sport. They are usually just exhibitions, and they count for nothing. The baseball one used to matter because it determined the home-field advantage of the World Series, but that ended in 2017.

If you look below, you’ll notice that the Red Sox’s chance of making the playoffs is exactly 50%; it could go either way. It’s a coin toss. A little less than four weeks ago, the figure was a bit more than one-tenth of that, or 5.9%. Nine days ago they were sitting at a quarter of that, 12.7%; then they won the next 9 games.

I fully expect them to crash and burn once play starts again. First, they have to play the division-leading Tampa Bay Rays for 4 games, starting with a doubleheader on Friday. Secondly, they always seem to fall apart right after the four-day break that is the All-Star game. And I guess thirdly, it’s what they do.

Red Sox chances of making the Wild Card round in the 2026 playoffs: 50.0%

 

Tagged: GTI Washings, Whatever
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