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It’s Saturday, Let’s Go To Town

Saturday, October 13, 2007

As we hit the outskirts of Anderson the road turned to four lanes, we pulled up to a stoplight first in line in the right lane. Next to us, blocking out the sun, stopped a full-size Chevy panel van. The passenger looked over and down at us, gave us the V sign with his fingers and then mumbled something unintelligible in a heavy rural southern accent with a big smile on his face. The light turned green and they lurched forward trying to get the jump on me. I accelerated at my usual brisk pace and as their out of tune van bucked and stumbled, the Emperor pulled away. As the van reached speed it smoothed out and tore right by. Until the next light.

Even again, my rural friend leaned out the window and said, “We figure with this curve up ahead we’ll take you easy.” and smiled big to let me know he was kidding. Then he said, “Look behind us.” I thought he was going to point out an LEO, but no, I could see a red and white two-tone mid 50’s Chevy. “Fifty-five,” my new best buddy says. I ask, “Wonder if he’d trade me straight up?” The passenger just rolls his eyes and the driver says, “Depends on how much money you got in your pocket.” The light changes and off I go.

At the next light, the van is in the right lane next in line behind me and they are directly across from the ’55 Chevy. I can’t hear what they are saying, but everybody’s jaws are moving. I can bet our rural friends are not asking if the guy in the ’55 Belair wants to swap cars with me. And if they are, guaranteed there will not be a swapping of pink slips at the next light.

The next light is a long way off and by the time I get stopped at it, both the van and the ’55 are long gone.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 441
Tagged: Cars, Road Trip

Polo, the Sport of Gnomes

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Gnorm Watches PoloThis morning the local horse set celebrated the 125th Anniversary of Whitney Field and Polo in Aiken. There was a parade that started from downtown, winding it’s way through the horse district and ending up at Whitney Field for a couple of demonstration chukkas of polo.

Because it was a beautiful fall day in Aiken and Whitney Field is only about a mile and a half from home, Donna and I walked up to see the parade. There were local politicians in shiny cars, polo players on sleek ponies and regal carriages pulled by teams of horses. After the parade we went over to watch the polo action for a while. The players dressed as players would have in the late 1800s with hats instead of helmets and shirts with no numbers. The teams consisted of five members instead of today’s four. Also, the rules were slightly different in that back shots were not allowed then and today’s players had a hard time curbing that instinct.

You can see about a dozen photos from the parade and the polo on my Flickr! site.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 424
Tagged: Cars

Gone Fishing

Friday, September 21, 2007

Fishies In July we discovered CarTrek, a public art project of fiberglass cars in Darlington County. We did manage to take few pictures of some of the cars, but we never did make a concerted effort to try and get them all. In August, while taking a Post Office photo in Beaufort, we stumbled on a decorated mermaid which was part of their community art project called Beaufort’s Big Swim, but we never did make it back to take any more mermaid photos.

New month, new art project. We are spending the night in Anderson, SC to do some upstate Post Office hunting this weekend and while researching things to do around town, Donna found a web site promoting, Fish Out of Water. Thirty two 6′ painted and decorated fiberglass large mouth bass. She printed out the page and we headed out, destination downtown Anderson, where most of the fishies were located. We found some that were mis located and we found some that different from what the brochure said should be there. We found the Arts Center on Main St and inside discovered that we had a flyer from the first event back in 2004. Good fortune was smiling on us because they were doing it again in 2007.

We snagged almost all the downtown fish except one, called Fingerprint Fish, that wasn’t any where near the Farmer’s Market as advertised. The woman in the Arts Center thought it was still in storage or something. We couldn’t find a couple that are supposed to be near the Civic Center this evening and may go back and look again. Tonight we headed over to the hospital to get 5 that are there. Tomorrow including PO pictures we will see about two more near a downtown lake and there is one at the SC Welcome Center on I-85 that we will probably get when we go over that way.

The daytime pictures are up on Flickr already, tonight’s and tomorrow’s will get uploaded on Saturday. Fish Out Of Water 2.

If you ever find yourself in downtown Anderson around lunchtime, you can not do better than dining at the Main Street Deli. On Fridays they grill burgers fresh right outside the door. Donna had a cheeseburger and it was great. But it was overshadowed by the absolutely marvelous Broccoli Salad. I had a sandwich called The Benson Street (Pepperoni, Bianco D?Oro Salami, Bologna & Jalapeno Havarti Cheese on Focaccia Bread) that was the best eating I’ve had in quite sometime. For a side I choose the Cole Slaw and while it paled in comparison to the Broccoli Salad, it was the best slaw in the gastronomic universe.

We dodged light rain and sprinkles all day, so the top did a lot changing.

Started up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 409
Tagged: Cars

Fixed It

Friday, September 14, 2007

Turns out the galley wouldn’t work with any browser, anywhere. When I thought it was working, it was only because it was loading cache images from the PC. I fixed it this evening after reading the Simple Viewer FAQ page. I had to turn off Hotlink Protection on the server. I also think I have figured out how to add a title and a link back to this blog too. All I have to do is relearn frames….

South Carolina Post Offices

A co-worker just bought himself some new wheels for his Lexus IS and I snapped a couple of photos for him.

New Wheels for an IS

He was of the same thinking as I, the OEM wheels on our cars are very well matched to the vehicles and we would be satisfied to keep them on there, but whenever we see all the other cars with the same wheels we crave a little individuality. Plus all those other cars out there with different, sharp looking, after market wheels aren’t helping.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 397
Tagged: Cars, Misc Photos

Two Saturday’s In A Row

Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Elusive Hilda Post OfficeDidn’t post last night, not because the wireless connection was crap in my room like last week, it was fine because we were home, but because it was such a full day and we got home too late to blog about it.

In the morning Donna and I went on a drive to photograph a half dozen Post Offices. In one I had to use the Emperor’s Mini Me because it was inside a building with no outside indication it was a PO and another that will have to be re shot on another trip that way because there were too many people in lawn chairs in front waiting for a parade.

True to the Postmaster’s letter the Post Office in Hilda was inside a car garage store. There was little section just inside the front door on the left that was set aside for that official function. If you look towards the bottom of the photo right next to a fuel filter is the Matchbox Garnet Red Miata. The other side was the cashier for the garage. Coincidently when we pulled up there was a white 1st Gen Miata just outside one of the garage doors with it’s hood up being worked on.

When we entered the town limits of Ehrhardt, SC the town sign said “Home of the Schuetzenfest.” I wondered to my self what that might be and when they held it. The answer to the second question was answered when we got to the intersection of US601 & SC64. There were people everywhere. The road was not blocked yet, but you could tell that people were staking out spots to watch a parade. The Schuetzenfest was today. How lucky could we be? Well, not so lucky, the Post Office was nowhere near the south end of town where the Google map thought it should be. We parked the car on a parallel street to the parade route and did a walk through. Found the PO and it was 100 feet from the center of all the action. This photo would have to wait for another day. The answer to the second question had to wait until we got home and checked Wikipedia. Leave it to South Carolina to misspell it and homogenize it to look like another “festival” with blow-up kids entertainment thingies, crafts for sale and deep fried dough.

When we got home we had some lunch and I went outside to wash the car for a couple of Miata events for that afternoon & evening. First up was the annual Sno-Cap Drive-In Anniversary hang out in the parking lot. Donna stayed home from this one as it was hot as the dickens and there is little place to hide from it over there, plus it is just a bunch of cars with a bunch of car guys standing around talking about cars. On the way over I found out how it looks to have a waterfall cascade over the windshield header. It looked a little hazy ahead and I didn’t didn’t see any oncoming cars with wipers on, so it couldn’t be rain. Wrong oh. It was a pop up thundershower and it happened so fast I had no time to prepare. Most times if you hit a shower and it is not too heavy the best defense is to roll up the windows and keep moving. This was no one of those times. Traveling at 60 MPH in a deluge just results in there being enough water and force behind it to make it come rolling over the windshield. After about a minute or so it was safe to pull over so I could get the top up, of course I had the boot on which just caused more of a delay in getting every thing closed up. The interior and myself were soaked. Almost turned around and went home, but seeing as I was halfway to the Cap I went anyway. About 2 miles later the storm was gone and the skies were blue so I dropped the top again hoping the sun would help dry everything out. Five miles later when I got to the Drive-In the only way to tell I had gotten drenched was the puddle of water surrounding the shift boot and the damp side of my clothing that I was sitting on. The whole hour and a half I was at the Sno-Cap it didn’t rain a drop, but wouldn’t you know it, a couple miles into the drive home it started to rain again and it kept it up for the rest of the trip. This time I was ready, I put the top up before I even left the Cap’s parking lot.

I had just enough time when I got home to dry off the recently washed car and listen to 4 innings of the FRS whoop up on the Chicago White Sox before heading back out the door for the MMC‘s Bug Splat Rally which I run. We had a good turn out (for our little club) with 9 cars at the restaurant. Eight of which went on the run. The bugs were not so cooperative though, there were a lot of clean Miata noses at the Dairy Queen finish. There were a few large splats, but the biggest bug trophy went to a car that came back with a large mosquito plastered near their turn signal. The highlight for us was the medium M&M Blizzard we split.

This morning we went out and did a 13 mile ride on the tandem, the first 50 feet my butt protested the return of the bicycles seat so soon after Friday’s ride, but I showed it who was the boss by continuing on. In truth that was partly the reason we did go for a ride today, because all we have been doing is short and very infrequent rides the limiting factor in our enjoyment is uncomfortable sitting. Most people who start bike riding as an adult think that the reason their hiney hurts is they need a wider, cushier tractor seat, but what they really need is miles. I don’t know what really happens, but it is like forming callouses on your hands from doing manual labor. If you are sitting correctly on a modern lightly padded skinny seat after a while of riding your sit bones won’t bother you even on very long rides.

After riding we did our weekly grocery shopping and were home and in the house for good by 10:30 AM.

I was pleasantly surprised by Stranger Than Fiction that we watched this afternoon, it would have been perfect if not for the happy ending, I would have given it a 10 out of ten, had it stopped right after the bus accident part.

Started down, went up, back down, up for the deluge, back down to dry out, up again, down once more, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 352
Tagged: Bicycling, Cars, FRS, Miata Washings, Road Trip

Beaufort Mermaids

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Mermaid de LiberteCarolina Car Trek has fallen back a notch and Beaufort’s Big Swim is now in second place on the Bogardi must-see-’em-all list (right after SC Post Offices.) And not just because the Mermaids are sans clothing, but mostly because the base of the cars is a 55 gallon drum that makes the whole thing look like a public trash bin with a funky top.

The new camera is here and I’m busy monkeying with it. I’ve taken about 20 pictures trying stuff out and so far absolutely none are worth saving, let alone posting here. Too bad I’ve stopped keeping score on the meals out thing because now I could have posted marvelous pictures to go with the prices because this camera has a special “Food” setting.

As much as I hated the Kodak Easyshare software, it made short work of transferring pictures from the camera to the PC. This camera came with a couple different programs for camera to PC connection and I hated the first one I tried, Lumix Simple Viewer, but the second one, Photo Fun Studio, seems a little better. One other thing the Kodak camera made simple was keeping the batter charged, it happened automatically every time the camera was in the dock. The Panasonic came with a separate battery charger, but you have to remove the battery from the camera to charge it. There is an optional AC adapter (DMW-AC5PP), but it doesn’t even charge the battery, it just runs the camera. Definitely won’t be getting that because they want $80 for it.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 343
Tagged: Cars, Food

65,000 Cars Backed Up on I-95

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Crocketville?We are at 221 South Carolina Post Offices. About half. I say about because when I started this and made up my spreadsheet of all the POs in the state I came up with 460. How accurate that total will turn out to be is not clear. Ther are 9 military bases that I’m not sure I will be allowed to waltz onto to just take a picture. There is a Greenwood Post Office I know exists, but isn’t on the list because it is not listed on USPS.com. How many more are there that I don’t know about? How many are listed and aren’t there anymore?

So far, four are MIA, including the one that is supposed to be at 4708 Sandy Run Road (see attached photo) that we tried to find today. On the USPS web site this is called a Hampton Post Office, with a name of Crocketville. As you can see it doesn’t look much like a Post Office. Probably was one when Crocketville was a real town and not just a marked section on SC63 east of Hampton, but no more.

There are 3 Post Offices listed for Walterboro, two of which are north of town and not too far off I-95, so it was decided to get these two before getting the downtown PO. The best laid plans… We got on I-95 heading north and after a 1/2 mile there were orange signs warning of an accident ahead. Then we got one of those display boards that said there was a detour around the accident at the next exit. Then with three miles to go to the exit, traffic came to a standstill. We crept along with 65,000 other cars to the next exit. Donna suggested we give up on this PO because of the traffic, so we got off the northbound exit, looped right back on the southbound and shelved those Post Offices for another time.

Our other failure this weekend occurred in Beaufort on Lady’s Island. We couldn’t find the address of 10 Sams Point Rd. There was a shopping center with a Publix that might have been it, but there was not any USP signage out front (nor an address either.) There was a shopping center kind of parallel but it was on a different road. We looked there and didn’t find anything either. Now that we are home and see that that road is called Sams Point Parkway it may need another visit. This is not a hardship in any way because this is just a stone’s throw away from the other reason we went south to Beaufort besides Post Offices, Barbara Jean’s crab cakes.

About 10 miles from home the Emperor passed through 65,000 miles.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
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Tagged: Cars, Miata Mileage, Road Trip
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