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Almost One Tenth As Old As America

Monument Valley

Monticello, UT

Friday, December 5, 2025

When I left Santa Fe this morning, the view to the west was outstanding. The sun was up, but not over the mountains to the east, so that the setting full moon was brightly illuminated as it descended towards a mountain that was covered with the recent snow. I thought I should pull off of US-285 and take a picture, but I knew I wouldn’t be able to capture its beauty, so I just looked at it every time I could and imprinted it in my brain.

Pork Taquitos at Amigo Cafe

The plan was to follow the semi-shortest way to get here, about 330 miles, but as with most of my driving plans, it went astray. Instead of turning north onto US-191 in Shiprock, NM, I stayed on US-64 West. Wondering where I might get lunch, I couldn’t stomach any of the fast food places in and around Farmington/Shiprock, so I thought of the restaurant that Sally, I, and her friend Holly ate at in Kayenta three weeks ago. It was a place called Amigo Cafe, and I could still taste the pork taquitos I had. Checking the map and the timing, I opted to go on a 110-mile detour. Worth every mile and minute. A place that I can highly recommend eating at if you find yourself in that area.

This route also took me by Monument Valley. I had seen very little traffic on the road past the entrance to it, so I thought that there wouldn’t be anyone standing in the road at Forrest Gump Point. Wrong, there were at least ten cars pulled over and about forty people pretending to be turkey vultures trying to get to some tasty roadkill. Singles, duos, and whole groups would run out into the road to get the selfie on the yellow line, only to have to hop back real quick to the sides when cars came through.

Before Forrest Gump Point
Near Forrest Gump Point
Past Forrest Gump Point

Tagged: Monument Valley, Road Trip

Cottonwood, AZ

Thursday, November 13, 2025

Thursday’s Monument Valley Sunrise


 
Started the morning in Monument Valley and ended the afternoon in Cottonwood, AZ. In between there were dinosaur tracks outside Tuba City, a brief tour of Flagstaff, and a fabulous drive down AZ-89a through Oak Creek Canyon to the majestic red rocks of Sedona.

One of many empty Native American art booths.
A couple of the few actual dinosaur tracks
Several of very many human tracks.

The stop in Cottonwood is because this is a possible landing place for me. I am totally settled in in the Portland area, but the winters, while not brutal, are absolutely dreary AF. I can get a similar arrangement here in a 55+ manufactured home community as there, but with the addition of a garage instead of a carport. The home price is more, but the land lease is smaller—not enough to break even, but I get the warmer/hotter weather and the more sunshine I’d like. The town has a vibrant downtown with quirky shops and plenty of good dining. Now if the Sedonuts Donut & Coffee Shop is halfway as good as Stomping Grounds, I’m sold. There’s also a Dunkin’ if that doesn’t work out.

Tagged: Monument Valley, Road Trip

Monument Valley

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

The View Hotel at Sunrise

This is my fourth visit here, and each time it is a different experience. They have each been slightly different times of the year, but never in the summer when it must be both too hot and crowded, always in the shoulder seasons. And the weather has varied, from hot to mild to this one’s cold and very breezy. I would like to visit again, and Sally is game, but it might not be until 2027.

I took forty-one photos today and promptly deleted a little over half of them. These eight, well nine, if you count the one at the top, are the cream of that crop.

Tuesday Afternoon
Wednesday Morning
Wednesday Evening

Ear of the Wind
John Ford Point
East Mitten at Sunset

Tagged: Misc Photos, Monument Valley, Road Trip

Valley of the Gods

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

On our way to Monument Valley, we drove about half of the 17-mile loop in the Valley of the Gods. In a few ways this section of Bears Ears National Monument is nicer than Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park. There are plenty of red buttes with different shapes (just not the iconic ones), there is no entrance fee to drive it, and there are near zero tourists there.

Seven Sailors Butte

Seven Sailors Butte


 
I don’t know the “official” name of tis one, but I’m naming it “Command Chair” because I can see Capt. John Luc Picard sitting in it.

Captain’s Chair


 
The high clouds in the blue skies are a marvel.

Blue Sky and High Clouds


 
And just looking down, you could convince yourself you are on the surface of Mars.

Surface of Mars

Tagged: Monument Valley, Road Trip

Kayenta, AZ – Day 3: “Tse Bii” Ndzisgaii

Sunday, April 20, 2025

The Mittens in Monument Valley


 
It has been a long day and I’m beat. I stopped to get three different Roadside America pictures, two of which made the cut. See below or on Instagram. The biggest item of the day was the above picture, the Mittens in Monument Valley. I stopped in and had to wrangle a single seat on a tour. I tried to reserve online, but there was zero options available for a single, it started at 2 and went up. I can sort of get the reason, its like a cruise ship, all there cabins are for two and these tour vehicles seat twelve. But what happens if you get a family of three?

Anyway, I did get on a tour and there was an empty seat beside me. I thought I was getting a 2-hour tour, but as it turned out it was a 2-1/2 hour tour, which in the end, ended up being 3 hours long. At the finish I was bounced, shaken, stirred, slightly sunburned, very wind blown with sand in my shoes and dirt in my nostrils. The guide was great, informative and entertaining. Because it is a guided tour we also got to go places and see things the peasant don’t on their $8 a head self-guided 2-hour loop.

Tomorrow I get to Santa Fe where I can wash some clothes and the dead bugs off the Miata.

World’s 2nd Largest Watermelon Slice in Green River, UT
Plumber Man in Moad, UT

Tagged: 2025 Jumbo Road Trip, Monument Valley, Road Trip, Roadside America

Monumental

Sunday, February 16, 2025

So, for episode 2 of “Driving Ms. Sally” in late April I’ll be driving down to Santa Fe instead of flying. Because after we get back to Santa Fe from the Hammond visit, I’m leaving Sally there and I’m going to continue driving around the country visiting folks. On the trip down I want to visit Monument Valley. Sally mentioned that she wanted to go there and see it someday, so I’m going to reconnoiter the place.

I have driven through the area twice recently and I actually visited it a long time ago. Back in 1989 Donna & me were deciding whether to quit our jobs in Florham Park and move to a sister plant in South Carolina or just stay in NJ and think about buying a house there. To help clear our heads and think on it we took a couple weeks of vacation and flew into Phoenix, AZ, rented a car and circumnavigated the state. One of the stops was Monument Valley. We arrived late afternoon and they were no longer running the Jeep tours, so we thought we were out of luck, but things were a bit more laid back then. The guy behind the counter handed us a map and said, “Just stay on the roads and be back here before 6 to leave, because they lock the gate.” We got back in our little red 1989 Ford Escort and bounced along on several miles of dirt road. That would never happen now.


Tagged: 1989, Monument Valley, Road Trip, Roadside America, Santa Fe

Arches National Park Second Visit

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Day 11 of our 2018 Jumbo Road Trip.

Kayenta, AZ. to Green River, UT. We started the morning early with a pre-sunrise drive a few miles north of Kayenta to see if the rumors were true that the Milky Way still exists, and sure enough, it does. After a gourmet breakfast at the McDonald’s across the street from the hotel we packed up and headed back north to drive through Monument Valley as the sun was just coming up. It was an awesome idea, but it faltered in its execution. While there were a few decent photo opportunities, the direction the road runs through the valley there, would have been better lighting available if it was nearing sunset not sunrise. It also didn’t help that when the road crossed into Utah it turned more east than north putting the early morning low sun right in our faces for about an hour and a half.

I planned a short driving day, just 205 miles, so that we could revisit Arches National Park. The first visit back in 2009 we only covered about a third of the park and we wanted to go further in this time. I mentioned back then that it would take a couple days to see the park and I was wrong, we are going to need at least a third visit. The first time we took in Balance Rock, Park Avenue and took the hike to the North and South Windows. This time we covered another 1/3 of the park by taking the hike to Delicate Arch visiting the Fiery Furnace. The Delicate Arch walk was the big time sink. The trail is 1.5 miles long and all up hill to the viewpoint. It gains almost 500′ in elevation along regular trails, bare rock and a couple of narrow ledges, but well worth the effort.

Mini Monument Valley Morning
A small arch as seen from the trail to Delicate Arch
Delicate Arch from the top of the trail

Donna on the way back to the parking area after visiting the Delicate Arch
Delicate Arch from the lower viewpoint
Fiery Furnace

Tagged: Monument Valley, Road Trip

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"Ninety Percent Of Everything Is Crap"
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, "Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud." Oddly, when Sturgeon's Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to 'crap'.

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