Joys of Home Ownership

Slow day on the house hunt today, all we had new was yesterday’s late addition. And we had high hopes for this house. It was located in a section of town that we have searched before and it was located about halfway between our number one and two picks from the past dozen houses. It had plenty of parking because of a nice front deck that stuck out and created a two-car carport that lead right into a two-car garage. But we also had low expectations too, it had been on the market for over six months.

House #14 – We arrived about 15 minutes early, as usual, and used the time walking around the outside peeking in windows. After circumnavigating the place we almost called the realtor to tell her forget it. The windows were probably as old as the house itself, around 40-years old! But we did wait, figuring she probably already on the way. And she was right on time. Upon opening the front door the first thing you notice is the flight of stairs right there on the left. Kind of surprising. Probably would have been better if the door had been hinged on the left side so that the potential for sudden death by falling down a flight stairs was reduced. There was then one step up into an awkwardly shaped area that served no noticeable purpose and the only ones I could come with was a foosball table or perhaps a half-size ping pong table. To the left, around the stairs was a step down into the living room, which was probably the nicest room in the house. It led into the front deck which was sunny and had a mediocre view towards the south.

The pictures of the kitchen made it seem nice and at first glance it was just that, but if you look closely to the microwave/stove set you notice they are a period correct for the late 70’s… And from the looks of the bathroom fixtures they were of the same vintage. By this time we were ready to call it quits, but when the realtor and I checked out the garage, even was the first to say out loud what we both noticed, a distinct damp smell. Nothing looked wet, but who wants to take the chance. To add to the whole miserable experience there didn’t seem to be any direct sun entering the home, it was oriented all wrong. Oh, did I mention that the backyard was mostly just dirt and the hot tub (more than likely from the 70’s as well) was full of dirty water because someone had left the top off.

I could go on, but by now you can guess where this house ranks on the list, that’s right, not on it.

Today we agreed to meet at 2:00 PM in front of House #5, but of course we can’t stand still that long, so after breakfast we made a shredder run to Staples, took a short walk along the OC & E Trail and drove by House #8 to see if we would be able to get later in the day. The roofers were working but no big forklift blocking the entrance.

After lunch back in the AirBnB we left early so we could drive by a couple other of our prospective homes. We first cruised by House #3, first in one direction and then in another, looking for the “view” mentioned in the write-up. This was Donna’s biggest complaint about the house and I couldn’t remember anything about a view, I liked the inside well enough so any view would be a bonus. The only view this house has is if you walk to the end of the driveway and look left you see part of the hills surrounding the town.

After a quick return to the AirBnB to retrieve a forgotten object, this left us just enough time to head over to our 2 PM meeting place. Were were about 15 minutes early, but it was perfect as our realtor was just pulling into the driveway.

House #5 – This place quickly jumped to the top of both our lists. Two-car garage, a nice front porch with a view, it is in a nice neighborhood with tree lined streets and it has a good looking recent re-model of the kitchen. The main floor was also very nice with 2 bedrooms, one a master, and a second bath along with access to a nice little deck and pretty back yard. It started to fall apart on the lower level. It was an interconnected warren of a hallway, another bedroom, another bathroom which also served as the laundry room and another random separate small room. If you beamed down someone from the Starship Enterprise to the lower level it might take them 20 minutes to find their way to the main level. After the visit it ended up down some, but still in the top half.

House #8 – We both love the curb appeal of this house, with its look of the green color against the dark stone filled front yard. The insides left us as unimpressed as did House #9 two doors down the street. The third bedroom had a shelf with a monitor showing eight or so views from inside and outside the home, very creepy. The backyard was as low maintenance of the front, but instead of stone, they went with bare dirt! The straw that broke this house’s back was in the back there is a bike/walking trail that runs along a canal, the back gate in the fence which leads to the trail was open and near there was an empty shopping cart on laid on its side.

House #13 – When our realtor called the selling realtor about not getting in the front door, her response was, “I’ve been having the same problem, I go go in the backdoor.” The backyard faces the east boundary hill of town and will always have that nature view. The no carpet, even in the bedrooms, was nice, but it couldn’t overcome the fact that the kitchen and both bathrooms were very dated and needing updating. Plus the exterior would be needing painting within the next couple of years. Crossing this one off the list.

Long after the days House Hunting was over, while we were watching Thursday Afternoon Football on Fox an alert popped up with a nice looking contender for the next House of Bogardi. So we emailed the realtor to see if we can get in to see House #14 tomorrow. It is kind if at the top of the budget range, but we are becoming a little less concerned with that at this point. If means burning a little more of our IRA nest egg to buy a nice nest to live in, let’s do it.

We met with the Realtor (same one as in June) at her office at 11:00 AM to make a house hunting plan. We had sent her list of ten we wanted to see on Sunday, but she was out of town until today, but we didn’t stand still while we waited. We drove around looking at the outsides and neighborhoods of the ten we were interested in. We eliminated one and added 2 more. The realtor added one of the ones we looked at before that just came off the market. Around half were vacant so they were easy to get into, but others had to be scheduled. So we agreed to meet again at 2:00 PM at the first house and by then they should have the rest lined up.

House #1 – There was a pretty descent view of Klamath Lake and the insides were freshly painted. They were also freshly carpeted which was a big no no for Donna’s dust allergies. And it was really a shame they didn’t spend some of that money of re-staining or painting the outside because the place really needed it.

House #2 – This one won the House Hunter challenge in June. At right now is the leading contender again. There is a nice front deck with a view over a park. the garage is not attached, but there is a covered walkway to the kitchen. The reason the last deal fell through had to do with the house inspection, so if we can figure out what spooked the previous bidder, maybe we can deal with it the issue or pay for fixing it if we purchase the place.

House #3 – This was one of our late additions. This sucker checks all the right blocks, no carpet at all, 2-car garage, central air. Donna claims there is no view, she is sort of right, but the big stumbling block is price, it is at least $30k over what we want to spend.

House #4 – This one serious potential, it was in a really nice area and the price was right in our sweet spot at $199K. But it quickly went downhill to elimination once we visited it. All the bedrooms were carpeted (not unusual around here), the kitchen was a mess in that the stove was antiquated and custom built into the counter top and the street turned to be very busy.

House #5 – This one was a late scratch as the owner couldn’t get away from a meeting to corral her dogs so we could see the insides. it is one they scheduled for tomorrow.

House #6 – This is on a very busy street, but Donna wanted to see it because she really liked the kitchen along the rest of the insides and the backyard looked pretty good. I knew it was going to be a non-started based on the fact that there was no garage and there was no place to add one. The handicap ramp on the front was gone, but that turned out to be the only positive. The front part of the house was not on a foundation so it had a distinct list to it. But kudos to the photographer as they made the place look 40 times better than it was.

House #7 – This was Brian’s favorite place. The style! The garage! The landscaping. The view. It also had an excellent kitchen. But ultimately it will not be our new home. It sits on a high hill which would necessitate 4-wheel drive in winter and it, like House #3, is a bit too high in price for us.

House #8 – This was near the top of our must see list. It is within walking distance to the YMCA where Donna can swim and get her Yoga fix. It checks every box except for the carpet in the bedrooms. One of things mentioned in the ad for the house was that a new roof would be added before any sale. Well today was the day they were doing it. We couldn’t get in because the big forklift truck was parked in the driveway lifting shingles up to the roof. Our visit was tabled until tomorrow.

House #9 – This was 3 doors down from the other Merryman place, so we had parked halfway between the two. It really wasn’t a bad house, but we both came away with an icky feeling. This one gets crossed off the list.

House #10 – This house was runner-up in June, but we had to cross it off the list because it was under lease until May of 2020.

House #11 – It is low on the list for it’s strange location, but we wanted to look at it anyway because the kitchen is recently re-modeled and looks great in photos. It is having an open house this coming Sunday, so we said we would go then just to trim the house visits today.

House #12 – This is listed as Dawn Court, but it is actually on Dawn Drive. We were intrigued just on the fact that the house was brick and there are very few in this town, plus we are coming from a brick home. Turns out this is a short sale and the pictures on the web are carefully selected to not show how bad a shape this house is in. It is listed for $190,00 probably because that is what they owe the bank and the house would be worth that if you could get it for $140 thousand and spend $50 more on renovating it.

House #13 – This was our second late edition home and it turned out that 13 is an unlucky number because although there were several keys in the lock box none of them fit the front door lock. There was one for the deadbolt, but there was no way we were getting in this one. A second attempt is scheduled for tomorrow.

So after two & half hours and 9 homes walked through, we left the realtor behind and headed to Baskin-Robbins for some re-fortification and talk-talk, because, man, House Hunting is a lot harder work than they make it seem on HGTV.