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Joys of Home Ownership

Garage Door Mods

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

About a year ago we upgraded from a rickety wood garage door that had a row of windows to nice insulated metal one without windows. Every time I pull into the driveway I marvel at how plain it looks. That row of windows on the old one broke up the large expanse of white. Also as a little bit of spice, a few years prior, I had mounted one of those fake carriage door kits that every new home in every new sub-division in America has.

The only reason I bought that door kit was because it was in the bargain bin a Lowes for like eight bucks. How could I resist? I’d grown to like it, so I saved it off the old garage door thinking I’d put it back on the new, but never have. Maybe it is time. Kind of hate to drill holes in the metal door though…

Another option would be to paint some fake windows on the door where the old ones were. That would be a nice change. I would use Plasti Dip so it would be removable. Or maybe I could do the top “windows” and put a little arch on them. Or maybe a combination of windows and hardware.


Tagged: Home, Joys of Home Ownership

Adding Insult To Injury

Monday, April 29, 2019

We arrived home from our failed blimp finding mission in Hilton Head, in the late afternoon after driving about 350 miles. Donna walked into the laundry room (it’s at the back of the garage) to empty the little car “litter” bag. The light didn’t come automatically on, we have a motion sensor switch in there so you don’t have to flick a switch while holding a full laundry basket. I said, “The light bulb probably burnt out. I’ll check it in a minute.”

The first thing I noticed when walking into the house was the desktop computer was off. I looked into the spare bedroom and the LED alarm clock was dark. Donna noticed the microwave clock was blank too. The power must be off. But wait a minute, the ceiling fans were spinning, the power can’t be off. Besides, the garage door went up on demand…hmmm. A quick walk through the house and saw that the LED alarm clock in the middle bedroom was blank. The one in our bedroom was dark too, but the clock in the Ipod charger/player was on though. The LED clock under the TV was dark as well and the cable modem/router was flashing a bunch random lights instead of its usual compliment. TV came on, but no programming, the cable must be off.

We must have had a power failure. We went outside to ask a neighbor what had happened and that’s when we noticed a fairly large tree branch down on the far side of the front lawn. As we walked over we noticed another bunch of tree debris in our neighbor’s driveway. Donna said, “Good thing the neighbor had his truck on the lawn because that is right where he normally parked.” Took a closer look at the truck and we could see that it had been hit by a falling branch and moved after. We looked up and spotted a place on one of our trees where the offending may have come from. I went to their front door and rang the bell.

Neighbor came out and said, “Neat, huh?” As we walked back towards the driveway he described what happened. “At about 1:00 o’clock in the afternoon they heard a loud bang and came outside. There was a tree branch laying on the hood of his truck, but more alarming was the live power line laying on his lawn that had been ripped from the side of our house. He called the power company and within an hour they had restored power to our house. He said the reason the TV cable isn’t on in your house is because it came down with the power line, it is coiled up at the bottom of the pole on the other side of the street.” When I said, “I’ll be calling our insurance company because we have a bunch of electrical devices that are toast in our house and I’ll tell them about your truck.” “Don’t worry about it,” he said, “I’ve already called Geico for the truck because when I looked up I could see where the branch came off my tree, so I took care of it.”

Sure enough, looking up I could see where it might have fallen off his tree. But directly across his driveway in our yard you could see a spot where it might have fallen off our tree. If we had a bucket truck or either one of us had a 40 foot vertical leap we could get a definitive answer on whose tree it was. The neighbor said, “You take care of yours and I’ll take care of mine.” “Fine with me,” I replied.

Further investigation around the house netted a passel of damaged stuff. The aforementioned 4 LED clocks, the microwave, the Kuerig coffee maker, the desktop PC’s speakers, the charger for the Dustbuster, the transformer for the sprinkler system, the 30-year old boombox in the garage, the electric pencil sharpener, the LED light bulb over the front porch, the LED bug light in the same location and the biggy, the dishwasher. There was a smell of ozone in the middle bedroom, but only the one LED clock was bad, the other three items plugged-in in the room were fine.

One of the EFI outlets on the screened porch had tripped, so I reset it. Later in the evening when we went back out it had tripped again. I went out to the breaker box and turned off the power to the porch, I then went under the house and checked the wire run, but (in my inexpert opinion) couldn’t see anything wrong. With discretion being the better part of valor, I added calling an electrician to my Monday morning phone call list to go along with State Farm, the cable company and an appliance repairman.

Tagged: Joys of Home Ownership

Whole Lotta Tapping Going On

Friday, March 15, 2019


There are like 5 guys walking around up on top of the house right now. And 4 of them have air powered hammers.

That’s right, we are getting a new roof.

They arrived at eight o’clock and it took them until 1:30 PM to get down to just the roof decking. After about a thirty minute lunch break they started throwing up bundles of shingles. A couple hours later and they are almost finished laying them down.

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Everything Comes in Threes?

Monday, January 28, 2019


First it was a nail in one of the Miata’s tires, so we had to buy a new set for the car. Then came the desktop PC breaking, necessitating a new one. And now we are the proud owners of a new Washer and dryer.

About 6 months ago of piece of the plastic bushing that the dryer drum spindle rotated in broke off. This made the dryer squeal slightly while in use. My solution to this was to occasionally squirt some 3-in-1 oil on the bushing. A couple months ago while washing the mattress cover the load became very unbalanced and the washing machine tried to walk out into the garage, stopped only by rubber inlet hoses, and placed a couple of dents in the water heater. Ever since then, when doing a full load of clothes the odds were 5 to 3 that there would be puddle of water under the machine at the end of the cycle. As the days went by, the odds of it occurred never wavered, but the amount of water left on the floor started to increase.

We have always opted for a basic washer/dryer combo, not the bottom of the line, maybe a couple steps up. What we were replacing cost us a little over $500 fifteen years ago. Using the same criteria this time as well, even with these machines being on sale it cost us $500 each… Sounds like a lot, but figuring we do about 10 loads a week, for the next 15 years with these that is a little over a quarter a load and is a magnitude cheaper than a laundromat visit.

Tagged: Joys of Home Ownership

68,000 Sharp Edges

Sunday, October 14, 2018

It is time, well actually past time, to replace our backyard garden shed. I have spray painted the doors with rustoleum a couple times and we have garden decorations on the side to disguise its decrepit appearance. It was here when we moved in 30 years ago, so it is at least that old and although I doubt the shed is as old as the house (63) it has got to be close. The previous owner left us a folder of stuff about the appliances, etc and in it was the brochure for the shed. It is a 10′ x 9′ Sears Lawn Building Model No. 696.60157 and the line drawing on the front cover is right out of the Mad Men era, very mid-century.

We ordered our Arrow 10′ x 8′ replacement from Home Depot. Went with the Ship-to-Store option because that was free instead of the $55 to have it dropped at the end of our driveway. I always say, “A Miata is as good as a pick-up truck on a sunny day.”, but in this case it just wouldn’t do the trick. The box it came in was 3′ x 7′ x 0.5′ and weighed 150 pounds. This time we needed an actual truck (thanks Doug.) Donna and I started to assemble it this afternoon and managed to get some of the bones together in the 2 hours we worked at it until I cut my finger on one of the 68,000 sharp edges and decided it was time to call it a day.

Somewhere around St Matthews, South Carolina on the way home from beautiful Rockingham, North Carolina the CTBNL passed the 68,000 mile mark.

Tagged: Joys of Home Ownership, Miata Mileage

17,000 Square Inches of Leather

Sunday, November 12, 2017

About a month ago I talked of buying leather seats and since then I have placed a set of them in the shopping cart at GoMiata.com…twice…and couldn’t pull the trigger (or click the buy button.)

The first time I did it, I paused just before clicking. I had looked at the image they have on the site and thought I needed to order the body style, but the ordering page said it was unavailable for my vintage Miata. Unsure what to actually order, I called the folks at GoMiata and asked. Turns out that I needed to order the combo style.

The second time was the next day, now knowing what to order (combo style, black with smoke perforated inserts, black stitching and no piping), I paused just before clicking again. The total, with $75 for shipping, came to a nickle less than $700. And I still needed $30 minimum to get the hog ring pliers with some rings, so it was starting to sound like real money and I just couldn’t drop my forefinger that last inch.

Besides, we could really use that $700 towards something else made of leather. Our just shy of 5-year old living room couch looked like leather when new (its not), but now the faux leather outer layer is separating from the polyester base fabric. We’ve tried to extend its life span some by covering the cracks with some tape. Not silver duct tape like Martin Crane’s recliner on Frasier, but by using some Realistic Red Brown Leather Repair Tape. That repair tape is pretty good looking, but unfortunately it is not flexible enough to withstand being sat on.

Today we got in the Mini and hightailed it over to Augusta to buy us a real leather couch from Ashley Furniture. It is very similar in color and look to our current shedding couch, so it fit right our living room. Plus it will fit right in our horse town because right there in the description it says it has “equestrian style.” We opted to call this our Christmas present and splurged by buying the power reclining model. No more having to awkwardly pull at a handle to pop up the footrests, no more having to forceably push down & back to get it to latch closed and we can stop the recline at any angle we want.

Sometime on Saturday, on a different trip to Augusta, the Landybug, which has Carbon Black Leatherette seating, flew past 17,000 miles on her odometer.

Tagged: Joys of Home Ownership, Miata Mods, Mini Mileage

Sunday After Breakfast

Sunday, August 20, 2017


Two weeks to day of staining half of the back deck, I got to the other half.

Tagged: Honey-Do List, Joys of Home Ownership
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