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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Slice of WifeTwo weeks ago the oncologist ordered up a series of tests before he begins treatment. Last Thursday was 2 tests, an echo cardiogram (ultra sound of the heart) and a bone scan to make sure those systems are up to the rigors of chemo. This morning was a CT scan w/contrast.

We were supposed to see the oncologist this afternoon, but they called and left a message on our answering machine yesterday to reschedule the appointment until Monday because we were only having the CT Scan that morning. This did not sit well with either the patient nor her spouse because we had taken the day off from work, so we could do both things.

We went over to the hospital and did the CT scan early. I think Donna must have been the first patient of the day, because we breezed right through and were out of the building by 8:30. When Donna asked the tech how long would it take to get the pictures because we were going to have an appointment later that day, she said, “Hold on, I’ll burn you a CD.” Cool we thought, we’ll drop these over at the oncologists office and we can still keep the Thursday appointment. Nope, they not only needed the images, but they needed time for a radiologist to read them before we could talk to the doctor. But because we pushed, they could get the results of the scans on Friday morning and the doctor could see us at 11:00AM. This worked out almost as well because we have Good Friday off and won’t need to miss work.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 110
Tagged: Breast Cancer

Updates

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

MLB.com – For the heck of it this morning I tried the 1-800 number for customer service. Instead of the busy signal I have gotten the last dozen times or so, it rang. They must have added more incoming lines, but they didn’t add anyone to answer the phone. Because I have a speaker phone at work I decided to just let it ride and see how it would take to get a human. I turned off my music and listened to their classical on hold stuff. Ten minutes into waiting my wife showed up for our morning break. I left the phone alone and we went for our two laps of the parking lot. Fifteen minutes later when I returned the classical music was still playing. I went about my usual business, not worrying about waiting by the phone. Fifty-five minutes into the wait the music inexplicably changed from classical to classic rock. Finally, at one hour and fifteen minutes, Shay asked how she could help me. She did confirm that on the 6th my request for cancellation was honored. I was then informed that it takes 7-10 working days to get the refund credited back to my card and if I don’t see it by, say, the 20th I should call back.

Allstate – When last we left it, I was waiting for Allstate to call me and tell me everything was worked out, so I could go get the car fixed. Flush with my success with MLB.com I decided to call the 1-800 claims center and see what was up. What do you know, it was all settled and I could pick my body shop. Just when were they going to call me?

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 110
Tagged: Rants

Quickie

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot”, he shouted.

A few moments passed … “An ambulance just drove by”

A few moments later, “Looks like the Anderson ‘s have company”, he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike…..”

A few moments later, “Looks like the Sanders are moving”

“Jason is on his skate board….”

A few more moments, “The Coopers are having sex !!”

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they are having sex?”

“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too.”

Tagged: Jokes

Every Day Brings New Frustrations

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Everyday since our little fender bender on March 31, I have been on the phone with Allstate Insurance who covers the woman who smacked my trunk lid. Sometimes twice a day and a couple a times more than twice. But not today.

If they were hoping that I might develop amnesia, forgetting about my claim, from beating my head against the obstacles they have thrown at me, they were almost right.

At first they refused to do anything without getting the accident report from their agent. South Carolina law says that you have 15 days to turn in the report to your insurance company, so you can guess when the person at fault will be turning it in. After 4 days I finally got them to agree to accept my copy if it was faxed from my agent to theirs and then their agent would fax it to them. When they got it last Wednesday they said that because they hadn’t actually talked to the driver yet, a manager had to OK it to assign liability and that might take up to 3 days!

In this time I have called the 1-800 number for Allstate Claims about 8 times and had spoken to 8 different people with varying hoops to jump through or bits of advice, including one kindly southern old lady who suggested that I make the claim against my insurance and let the 2 companies fight it out. Right!?! I had also spoken to the local agent who insured the vehicle several times and they have been as nice as they can be, but keep running into the same walls as me. They have tried to contact the insured on several occasion and keep getting a busy signal or no answer. The Allstate Claims office had gotten the same non-responsiveness. They had even sent a letter to them, but nothing yet.

Thursday, 6 days after the event, the driver turns in the accident report. But claiming time constraints cannot talk to the claims office. Finally on Friday the local agent gets the driver on the phone and connects them to the claims office. When I contact the claims office it turns out that talking to the driver was not entirely enough. She is not specifically mentioned on the insurance, so now the insured (mom or dad) has to be contacted to be sure she had permission to drive the car. Jeez, if not, that is a whole ‘nother department and the 10th different person I have spoken to at 1-800 claims office says that might take weeks.

Over the weekend we make no progress contacting the insured and even take a step back when the “manager” determines that he needs a real accident report, not just the basic exchange of information form that got filled out at the time of the incident. I kindly explain to the customer service rep, which I know will do no good, that is all they are going to get because both vehicles were drivable and no one was injured.

Yesterday, Monday, day 10, we have a breakthrough, my pestering the local agent gets them to try the insured again, after all, how much manpower is Allstate going to commit to the job of contacting them anyway? The local folks get the insured hooked up with the 1-800 claims people. When she hangs up with them she calls me and says it looks good I should be hearing from the claims people later that day or tomorrow (which is today.)

So I don’t try and call them today for fear of tying up my phone and Allstate not being able to get through to me. So far, silence from the Good Hands people. I guess I’ll call tomorrow and see what the Excuse Du Jour is.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 108
Tagged: Rants

Sayonara Mr. Coco

Monday, April 10, 2006

Yanked out the cocomats yesterday evening to vacuum the car and I left them out for good. I went ahead and put the tan OEM ones back in, even though they were slightly dirty.

I really loved the look of the black mats with the tan dots. Check this photo for a feel of them. The dark color broke up the vast expanse of light colored tan interior and the mats hid the dirt real well. On the downside, they shed short back fibers on the “carpet” and they started to come apart right where you place your first foot down when entering the car. The shedding I could handle and I worked around the fraying on the driver’s side by artfully snipping out the offending strays, but now that that malady has effected the passenger side too, it was time for them to come out.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 106
Tagged: Miata Mods

You Can’t Say Suck Anymore

Monday, April 10, 2006

The administration of this particular elementary school decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words were “bad” words. Among those initiated to the category was “suck” (when not referring to the principle of suction).

One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that one of the other students had said a bad word.

“What was the bad word he said?” asked the teacher.

“I can’t say it.”

“It’s ok to tell me, you won’t get in trouble for it.”

“No, it’s too bad, I don’t want to say it”

“Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can you tell me what it is without saying it?”

“Well… it rhymes with ‘fuck'”

Tagged: Jokes

I Hope The Pine Pollen Is Gone

Sunday, April 9, 2006

I did a test on Friday, but the results were inconclusive. I took a swiffer cloth and wiped a stripe clean on the center of the dash at lunch time. With the top down and the wind blowing, the dash stayed really clean. Unfortunately the wind was blowing straight on, so the dash was really protected. We got a nice big rain on Saturday which is always a help.

Today I washed the car.

I hope the pine pollen is gone for a couple of reasons, 1) I like a clean car and 2) if Allstate comes through and admits liability, I will be getting the car painted and we don’t want any of those little yellow vesiculate pollen grains getting under the finish.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 104
Tagged: Miata Washings
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