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Increasing My Odds By 50%

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Or Good Money After Bad?

Took $20 of my Christmas money and bought another ticket in the Miata raffle at that museum in Washington state. My first two tickets purchased 2 weeks ago were numbered 2155 & 2156. The third ticket arrived in the mail yesterday and is numbered 2369. That means they only had 131 tickets left as of last Wednesday, probably down to just a few left with only 4 days left until they pick a winner. If you want a chance at winning, better hurry and call them at 360-533-5862.

My odds of winning this new Miata, er, MX-5, are 1 in 833 or about the same as hitting a 12-Way Box (whatever that is) on the local Pick 4 Lottery, to put in plain language, pretty slim. But a man’s gotta hope.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 519
Tagged: Miatatude, Whatever

Not A New Miata…

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Japanese Ricense Prate…but a new place to put my old Japanese license plate.

A co-worker has sort of inherited a Miata from a relative. It is a ’91 or ’92 and it had a bra on the front of it when he got it. Trouble was the bra was right over the top of the front license plate bracket. It was that way either to try and cover up the fact that the nose had dimples in it from the bracket being pushed into it or it was to cover that ugly bracket and it thereby caused the dimples. He removed the bra, but had to leave the brackets on to camouflage the dents. I told him if he was interested I had an idea to help cover those dents, he could have my replica Japanese license plate and mount it on the brackets. The holes I had put in the plate were non standard, so he would have to drill two new ones for mounting. When he did he could put them in spots that raise the plate and the dents would no longer visible.

Over the Thanksgiving weekend he put the plate on. For whatever reason he didn’t put the holes in the right spots because the top of the brackets and the dents are still visible. Sigh. I still think it looks good on the front of his car, but it would have looked a lot better if it was a touch higher. I guess if it really doesn’t matter to him, who am I to whine.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Tagged: Miatatude, Whatever

The Prodigal Sign Returns

Friday, October 20, 2006

Dunbarton Oaks signWe live in a little subdivision called “Dunbarton Oaks” that is one of the first ones built in Aiken when the bomb plant went in down the road in the mid-fifties. I’m not sure if the sign has been there since then, but it was there when we moved in in 1989.

About 5 or 6 years ago the sign disappeared. Pranksters, college initiation, giant oak leaf haters, no one knows, but Police Chief Clancy Wiggum was stumped. After a month or so when it was apparent the sign would not return, the neighborhood took up a collection to buy a new one. The original sign was painted brown with white lettering, but when we got the new one, the lady with the nicest yard for miles and resident subdivision entrance-way gardener painted the leaf green with cream lettering.

About a year ago, sometime after the bars closed, a drunk ran the stop sign on the other side of the intersection and plowed into the sign, smashing it into little pieces. There were no skid marks, but the little dip at the edge of the road in front of the sign was scraped pretty good from the bumper or whatever. The residents of the two houses at the corner heard nothing. Police Sergeant Lou is baffled as to who the perpetrator might be. A friend of a friend of the gardener lady fixes the sign and it is hung back up after a couple weeks.

About a month and a half ago, poof, the sign is gone again. Stolen. Police Officer Eddie has no leads or suspects. For a while there it looks like this is the straw that breaks the gardener lady’s back. When we ask about the sign she just says, “Thieves and drunks can get away with anything.” A couple weeks later when we ask if she is going to take up donations for a new sign, she tells us that a retired gentleman in the neighborhood is going to make a replacement and wants no money. Yesterday afternoon when we turned onto Boardman Road on the way home from work, the new sign is there.

Tonight when I went rollerblading I took my camera. No telling how long this on is going to last…

Tagged: Rants, Whatever

It’s a key!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key. Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Marty: Keys… unlock… things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there’s something valuable. So, we’re setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: No! If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever it is we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So… we’re going after this key?
Jack Sparrow: You’re not making any sense at all.

Can you tell I have nothing much to say lately? Two out of the last five day’s posts have been lame jokes and tonight’s is a snippet of dialog from TDPM2.

Started up, went down, went up, down again, up again, still up.
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Tagged: Jokes, Whatever

If It Ain’t One Thing, It’s Another

Monday, June 12, 2006

Not only has the Sticky Image Plugin stopped working, but the image gallery thing stopped too. I did manage to get it going again, but the thumbnails don’t work.

As I’ve mentioned somewhere here before, the gallery script author is no longer supporting it (his web site has completely vanished,) but there is an enhanced version created by a couple other folks out there. I think I’ve even tried it, but for whatever reason didn’t like it. May have to try it out again.

My freeware HTML editor I’ve been using, TSW WebCoder, started throwing errors at me when I use it on the laptop. I went to the author’s web site to see if there was an update available and there was. Unfortunately it isn’t freeware anymore. Still seems to work OK on the desktop. Guess I’ll try the old uninstall/reinstall fix.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 200
Tagged: Rants, Whatever

March Was A Blur

Saturday, April 1, 2006

Alternate titles considered for this entry were: “Ladies, Get A Mammogram” to “Donna Battles Breast Cancer” to “$@%&!”

February 28th Donna had her yearly female checkup.

March 1st the doctor’s office called and asked, “Can you come back in tomorrow we want to take another picture of the right breast.”

March 2nd were called into the OB/GYN’s office and told that Donna had a suspicious lump that needed to be removed.

March 7th Donna met with a surgeon to get a sonogram to help in locating the “suspicious” mass, so he would know where to aim the big fat needle to get a sample.

March 9th we spent the afternoon at the Women’s Health Center for her to have a needle biopsy.

March 14th we get the bad news from the surgeon, the mass is malignant.

March 15th Donna spends a couple aggravating hours at the hospital doing pre-surgery workup.

March 16th we spent nearly the whole day at the hospital where Donna has the lump removed. They also don’t like the looks of the sentient lymph node so the doctor removes 10 more for sampling.

March 17, 18 & 19 Donna spends in a pain pill induced fugue state.

March 20th we meet with the surgeon to remove a drain tube and he tells us that the first lymph node has some abnormal tissue that had not tested as cancer, but they weren’t sure what it was.

March 24th we meet again with the surgeon and learn that whatever was in the abnormal lymph node was left over from possibly some childhood infection and the rest of other nodes were clear.

March 28th we participate in the local BMW Susan Komen Ultimate Drive supporting breast cancer with a real purpose this time.

March 30th we meet with the oncologist where we got a cancer primer written on the tear off tissue used to protect an examining table.

This is just the outline. There were many little stories that I could have easily filled a blog post with, but held off because we have been waiting for the one appointment where we would get a definitive answer on what we are facing and develop a plan to effect a cure. Trouble is it seems like at each doctor’s visit we were presented with a new surprise. They are not totally through either, we have more tests this coming next two weeks to see if her body is up to the things the are going to throw at the disease.

The next few months will be very interesting around the Bogardus household. Because of Donna’s foresight to get a yearly mammogram, we have caught the it at an early stage, so that not only survival but preventing any return of the cancer is into the upper 90th percentile.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Tagged: Breast Cancer, Whatever

Somebody Didn’t Want To Share Nice

Friday, March 31, 2006

Dent

And Thelma was her name (actually it was Thelma’s daughter Myrtis driving the car.) Donna and I were on our way to work, minding our own business, stopped at a light when Myrtis, while driving her kids to school, wasn’t paying attention and tried to subvert the laws of physics, to wit, no two objects can occupy the same space at the same time.

She says she was stopping and started to fix her son’s shoes or something and must have felt she would stop in time and just misjudged. She hit us at less than 5 MPH I bet. No one was hurt because of the low speed and we were all buckled in. I’ve got a bent trunk and there is nothing wrong with her vehicle, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a brush guard on the front (see picture in the more section below.)

I got on the cell phone and called Johnny Law. After a minute or two, a passing off duty fireman pulled up behind us and put on his flashers so no one would plow into the back of Myrtis. While we waited we exchanged information and chatted about the world. Because Aiken is such a small town we both had to assure several friends of ours that we were fine as they passed by on the way to work or whatever.

A city police officer showed up about 10 minutes later, took our paperwork and filled out an accident report. He didn’t ticket her, but did put a check mark in the box labeled “Contributed to Accident” on her side of the form. The only possible negative in the whole thing is that her mom’s insurance card was out of date. Let’s hope it is a simple oversight.

Started down, still down.
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