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Trickle Down

Monday, July 11, 2005

I haven’t blogged about spam in a while and mainly because for whatever reason, my work email address is not getting the quantities of it it once was. I took Friday off so this morning I had 4 Spam Quarantine Summaries to look through and the highest total was 30. Friday’s was 18 and the average was a pitiful 24. Are they tiring of sending me email because I never answer or is it they have moved on to some other poor schmoe in another cubicle in another company? Pickings are slim for the best come-on, but in amongst the usual free gift cards, laptops and ipods, this one stood out:

smtp@somespecial.com promises me Complimentary Year Supply of Oreos

Tagged: Spam, Whatever

The Emperor Gets A Pedicure

Sunday, July 3, 2005

Well today was the day for the long delayed brake caliper painting. In preparation, yesterday I had bought a pint can of “Colonial Red” paint and some cheap small paint brushes at home store L. Pulled all the wheels off, including carefully backing off my defective stud/lug nut combo, and proceeded to clean all the calipers using brake cleaner and one of those small brushes. Opened the can and started painting the left rear caliper. Boy this looks a lot less maroon than the label led me to believe, maybe it will darken up when it dries. Painted the right rear. Then the two fronts, but unlike last time I didn’t paint the brackets, just did the calipers. Went back to check on the left rear, the first caliper painted to see if it looked any maroonish. Nope, the paint had darkened a bit, but it just looked like I had painted it red and it got dirty.

I finished my 1st coat at around 11:00AM and decided that the color was just too red, so I figured I would go out to the home store HD and get something more maroon for the second coat. Trouble is I live in the Bible Belt and we still have blue laws around here, the stores do not open on Sunday’s until 1:30PM. Seeing as I now had a couple of hours to kill I thought that it would be a good opportunity to clean up the interior a bit. Over on the Miata.net forum someone had recommended using Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on dirt and those tough scuff marks. And what do you know it works pretty good, so I cleaned up all the tan plastic of the interior. Didn’t do any of the black because the Magic Eraser is just like a pencil eraser, it leaves behind dust. Even though I wiped behind my erasing with a damp cloth I didn’t want to get white fuzz or whatever on the dash.

With still more time to waste I went ahead and cleaned the leather seats, then followed that with a good conditioning. It really needed it, the seats weren’t too dirty, but after last week’s unexpected rain soaking they really did need the conditioning.

Cleaned myself up and went in for lunch. When the sandwich was finished the clock read 1:20, perfect, by the time we pile in the MSV and get to HD, it will be open. This time I got a can of “Claret Wine” and although the shade shown on the label was just like the one for “Colonial Red” I figured with that name it should be perfect. When we left the store the rumble of thunder could be heard off in the distance. Good thing I had put the top up on the Miata. Even though it was under an awning at home that wouldn’t keep it totally dry. By the time we got home it hadn’t started to rain there yet, so I quick like a bunny painted the second coat on the calipers. The color was better, but not really close enough to the car color for my perfectionist ways. Not two minutes after I finished painting the rains came, so I had plenty of time to sit in the garage and look at the car and contemplate my options.

Donna had a great idea, she said why not use those three little bottles of touch-up paint that you got for free from Mazda. Would have been great, but the paint I have been using is latex and the touch up paint is oil-based and would probably eat the the other stuff off and make an icky mess. For now I am going to just live with the mismatch, in the future I may look for something more maroon, but for now “Claret Wine” will have to do.

When I went to put the back brakes back together, I couldn’t get the caliper back over the reinstalled brake pads. Dang, usually it is a tight squeeze, but this is way too much interference. That’s when it hit me, when I cleaned the interior I had pulled up the ebrake handle to get underneath it clean. Activating the ebrake expands both back calipers. Dang. Slight set back, but not insurmountable. I put the rear pad in and lower the caliper into position, then using a big screwdriver pry on the front claws of the caliper and it squeezes the piston back. Side one went easy, but on side two I slipped with the screwdriver and scraped a big spot of the new paint right off. Double dang. No problem, we’ll just get the paint can back out and touch it up. That worked just fine, no one will be the wiser that I had to do a repaint of that spot.

It didn’t go smoothly though, continuing what started at breakfast, this small job didn’t go right or easy either. As I dodged the tire sitting to the right of the car I stumbled with the open can of paint and splashed about a quarter of it on the driveway. Thankfully, continuing what started at breakfast, it was not a major snafu, the paint didn’t get on anything but the ground.

For the rest of the night I will be in the living room reading a book and watching the rebroadcast of today’s stage of the Tour de France on OLN. Hopefully I won’t fall off the couch or anything.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 208
Tagged: Miata Mods, Whatever

24,000 Kalmias

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Donna and I went for a nice little walk in Hitchcock Woods this morning. At first we weren’t going because it was supposed to rain, but radar showed no chance of it for a while, so off we went. For a change of pace we went in a diffrent entrance than usual and we were glad we did. As we came to a halt the odometer turned 24000 miles.

There is a subdivision in town called Kalmia Hills and there is a path in the woods called Kalmia Trail, but for whatever reason (mostly I don’t know flowers from flours) I never put two and two together until today, the darn things are blooming all over the place. I know we have traversed that trail before, but never in the middle of May…

Kalmia

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 149
Tagged: Miata Mileage, Whatever

Whatever Happened To The Goo Goo Dolls?

Wednesday, May 4, 2005

This morning when we turned on the TV to check the Weather Channel, to see how we should dress for the day, it wasn’t there. TNT was on channel 19. Eek!

A memory breaks through the fog, the cable company had included a flyer in the last bill telling that they were shuffling a few channels around, that’s it. Now where did it move to? I surfed the dial once, twice and three times but it was no where to be found. Odds were slim that it was on commercial all three passes.

Then another synapse fires and I manually punch in a 1 and a 4 – there it is. Fourteen used to be the scrabbled HBO channel so I had programmed the TV to skip it when surfing. That reminds me, I should go add that channel back in while I’m thinking of it. BRB

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 137
Tagged: Whatever

Going Postal

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

In more ways than one. I brought the style of the Post Office Galleries in line with the rest of the site. No need to visit them as there is nothing new there. Hard to believe that it has been about a year since I took any Post Office pictures. I stopped because the site that was the impetus for the pictures never even included any of the 15 pictures I sent them. Wasn’t just me, they never did do any updating at all. I kept at it, but have now run out of day trip Post Offices. Any others would require a more serious commitment. Maybe sometime in the future…

The Mozilla bug that causes partial page loading rears it’s ugly head in the PO Galleries in spite of my making sure the images have size numbers. (It probably isn’t a bug, so much as my ham-fisted coding, but whatever.)

But if you didn’t take yesterday’s hint, go visit the Miata Gallery as I did add 4 new pictures.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 60
Tagged: Rants, Whatever

Now What?

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

I finished making the Miata Gallery look like the rest of the site today. For whatever reason when sequentially running thru the large images in Mozilla it will load like half the image and stop. Hit refresh and it displays the whole page, but very annoying.

<UPDATE>
I think I fixed the Mozilla problem. I added the height and width attributes to all the images.
</UPDATE>

Next step, the Post Office Gallery(s).

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 59
Tagged: Rants, Whatever

My Funny Valentine

Monday, February 14, 2005

“Only” averaged 75 slices of Spam a day over the weekend. There were even a couple of virus infected ones on Friday. In honor of Valentine’s Day here are some of the love themed messages I received:

swap girls that are loose tonight from Weberlgfpq@elite.net

wedgecrummy@madtui.com promises Get a wild date

Not to be outdone aikgtwwpzb@astrosfan.net says meet your sexy dreamdate today

No matter who or what you are there is someone out there for you:
Fat girl needs to talk to someone from Woodsonmhoi@einsundeins.de
Fat boy needs to talk to a girl from Phillipsjzo@emirates.net.ae
Skinny boy needs to talk to someone from Arredondoaaxe@ioc.net

Whatever you weigh, it is still a good idea to Become a stud in bed according to BonitaRyanOxdd@P.com

Tagged: Spam, Whatever
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