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Randomness

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Here at the Valve Store(tm) we play a Safety Bingo game. Each week day a new number is “called” and the idea is that when each employee checks for the number he or she will be reminded to be safe.

Normally bingo numbers are chosen by computer or the old fashioned way by a ball dropping out of a barrel, but here, the company nurse, AKA: The Bingo Coordinator, uses a deck of cards.

I don’t know how long this has been going on, I just noticed it with the current game (only because it started on a Monday), but a random number from a particular row is always called on a particular day (on Monday it is B, Tuesday is I, Wednesday it’s an N, etc.)

So my question is, how less random is that than calling a number from all 75 at once?

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Home

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Home is a movie for those of us who didn’t catch the point of Koyannisquatsi from its Hopi Indian title and time lapse photography images. Home also uses time lapse imagery, but to drive its point home (no pun intended, unless of course the film makers did mean it that way too) there is an in your face narration that leaves little to doubt the movie’s message; humans are mucking up the planet.

I’m a sucker for time lapse, so I’ve watched a little more than half of Home and will finish the rest tomorrow. Both Home & Koyannisquatsi are available to watch in their entirety on YouTube. From reading the comments, Koyannisquatsi has a few commercials placed in it, Home does not.

Started up, still up.
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Usually Happens To Me Around 8:00 AM

Friday, January 14, 2011

This morning there came the sound of laughter from the cubical next door. A pause. More laughter. Then #9 read out loud. Laughter. Number 11 out loud. Now laughter in two cubicles.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 925
Tagged: Cars, Jokes, Whatever

Just Like Hollywood

Monday, January 3, 2011

I have no new ideas, I’m just recycling old ones.

The one best Life of Brian post from each month of last year.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 925
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Whatever Post #1000

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

When I installed WordPress all those years ago I cleverly renamed the the default category from Default (duh!) to Whatever. Because for the longest time I had two separate blogs running concurrently where in one the main category was Miatatude and the other was Rants I didn’t ever think that the newfangled category of Whatever would ever catch up. But it did, possibly hinting at my lazy categorization habits, and now Whatever is the king of the categories and this post marks its graduation into the 4 digit range.

Stumped as to what to get your favorite SciFi geek for Christmas, io9 has a guide for you. The item that is on the top of my Star Trek wish list is the Enterprise Bridge Full Size Wall Mural. 15′ x 9′ of marvelous-ness, but way out of my price range. More my speed, Expendable Red Shirt T-shirt…

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 911
Tagged: Miatatude, Rants, Whatever

Geocaching Souvenir

Thursday, December 2, 2010

I didn’t know such a thing existed until I received an email last night telling me that we had been retroactively awarded one for Maryland. I read the about page for them on Geocaching.com and I’m still not sure what they are all about. Whatever they are, BTR & D2! have been awarded four of them…


Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 911
Tagged: Geocaching, Whatever

BANG!

Monday, July 5, 2010

This morning as I opened the garage door there occurred a loud BANG! Over my head the garage door spring banged into the support bracket. I was headed out to wash the car, but instead I made a trip to Home Depot. Bought new springs and a couple of new eye bolts. I really needed just one to replace the one that got mangled when the spring smashed into it, but figured why should one new spring be jealous of the other over an old eye bolt.

Inside the box with the springs were two long pieces of wire that were probably there as some sort of safety thing, but the instructions on the box didn’t really spell out how they were to be used. I installed the new springs and because they were a little shorter that the current ones I had to adjust the cables a little. It wasn’t until then that I figured out how the cables worked. Trouble was to install the safety cables I would need to totally disassemble what I had just completed. That was not going to happen. I may have to engineer something to retro fit the safety wires. I got lucky this time because I didn’t have the safety wires and the spring broke on the end it did. If it had busted on the eye bolt end and not the pulley end it might have hit the door and bounced around instead of just slamming into the support.

The reason I was opening the garage door was to go out and change the Emperor’s oil and rotate his tires which I now proceeded to do, just a couple hours later. While I had the car up on jack stands with the wheels off, I did a couple of maintenance items. I have had a high pitched chirping noise that was only noticeable in the early morning when driving through our quiet neighborhood. It would totally disappear when I pushed in the clutch pedal. The most common cause of this is the clutch actuating fork vibrating against the slave cylinder’s operating rod. The cure for this to slap a bunch of grease on the fork where the rod hits it. Luckily I had some bicycle wheel bearing grease in the cabinet that fit the bill. The other thing was to check and see if the brake slider pins needed lubricating.

Last year when I had the stuck pin someone at work recommended using a copper based lubricant instead of the usual tube of whatever that you get at the auto parts store. I checked with the hive knowledge of the Miata.net forums and while I didn’t get a unanimous opinion that it was a great idea, I didn’t get enough negative comments to rule it out, so I decided to run a test, one side got the usual lube and the other got the copper stuff. Today when I checked them one side was fine, but the other was stuck pretty good. Guess which one was bad? Go ahead guess. Right, the one where I used the non-traditional copper based anti-seize lube. I could back out one pin by twisting and pulling. The other was going to need more persuasion, so I unbolted the bracket and locked in the bench vise. I grabbed an open ended wrench and a hammer and started to tap on the wrench to force the pin out. After about 3 or 4 taps is wasn’t moving, so I decided to hit it a bit harder when BANG! I hit my thumb. I did a little dance accompanied by some vocals before returning to the task where I did get finally get the pin out. I now have a pencil eraser sized black spot on my left thumbnail.

One pin was pretty scarred up and the hole in the caliber bracket the pin slides into wouldn’t come clean either. To fix this I cleaned up the easy to remove pin, a pin I had extra from last year’s brake job and I re-used last year’s bad bracket (which had been cleaned up and saw a brief stint as a napkin holder.) After getting everything all buttoned up I made a tour of the neighborhood to test out the brakes, they worked just fine. I am going to take the scarred up pin and bracket into work and drop them on the desk of the fellow who suggested the copper lubricant…

To finish off the Emperor’s spa day I gave him a bath and an interior vacuuming tonight.

I bet you’re wondering how we did geocaching today. We didn’t have a single DNF, of course we didn’t have a single find either because after our extreme up and down days on Saturday and Sunday we figured a day off might be good for our mental health.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 717
Tagged: Geocaching, Miata Service, Miata Washings, Whatever
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