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Last, Then First

Saturday, August 11, 2012

The photo on the left is the last photo I took with my just over one year-old Panasonic Lumix DMC-ZS5. The photo on the right is the first photo taken with my brand new Panasonic Lumix DMC-ZS15.

If you look in the Seattle picture, the Space Needle and the building to its right look a little hazy while the new 200′ waterfront Ferris Wheel and it surroundings are sharp and bright. Every shot I took of the Seattle skyline on the ferry ride that day had the same dark hazy area on it in the same area.

The next to the last day on vacation when I was taking pictures I noticed that blade-like the lens cover wasn’t retracting all the way. The only way to fully open it was to give one of the blades a helping push with a finger. Once home and I saw the last day’s photos I thought I must have left a smudge on the lens from manually opening up the lens cover. I pulled out the camera and looked at the lens cover and there was something sticky looking on the bottom half. When you the camera around in a back pocket or you are near kids or s’mores there is no telling what might come in contact with your camera.

I took the camera to work to try and clean it off. Lens cleaner and a cloth would not get the sticky stuff off so I got some mild solvent we use for cleaning circuit boards to spray on the metal shutter blades that make up the lens “cap.”

The solvent melted the shutter blades and sealed them shut like I used super glue on the edges. I quickly tried to pry then apart thinking that if I could get them open all the way, the camera might still be useable. Well I only got them part way open before they totally melded together. As a bonus, the solvent did clean off any smudges that might have been on the lens, but it did that at the expense also removing any lens coating.

Needless to say I felt like Herb Tarlek, “I swear to God Big Guy, I thought turkeys could fly!” I swear to God Donna, I thought those blades were metal.

Tagged: Travel, Whatever

Adventures in Parking

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Gas Station Outside Vancouver, that's per Litre or $4.97 US per gallon

-Friday June 29th-
When we arrived at the Atlanta Airport we pulled into the first available long term parking lot. I grabbed the ticket and hung a left and immediately noticed an empty spot to the left. I pulled in and we unloaded the luggage. As we walked back towards the center aisle we noticed a slightly better lit spot along the fence near the entrance ticket booths. So I moved the car and after 4 tries of backing it in, I got it centered and straight enough to not be embarrassing.

Made note of our row number (17) and assuming it worked like it does at most airports we rolled our luggage to the center aisle to get to a shuttle bus shelter. There were no shelters, hmmm. We wandered back and forth a bit looking, but the only thing we saw was a small building that had a shuttle bus parked near it. As we headed that way we noticed a shuttle bus coming our way.

It drove right by.

So we continued our way to the building where Donna found a locked door and when she tapped on a window, she was ignored. Returning to the center aisle we saw another shuttle bus. It saw us and promptly turned down a row, drove to the end aisle, drove a ways and came back out in the center aisle past where we were!

About then a young couple showed up in their car and told us they thought we needed to be way down on the other end where there was someone directing cars into parking spots and that is where the buses picked up people. They offered us a ride, but we declined, it was only about as many yards away as what the temperature was, 107.

As we walked towards where we were supposed to go, we noticed for the first time the traffic director guy who was all gesticulating like a Bermuda traffic cop, but with a lime green vest, instead of a snappy uniform, and matching lime green gloves, instead of white. Once on the bus, the driver asked where we parked and I explained our spot. He wrote down 18A on a magenta square of paper.

-Friday July 6th Really Late-
We collect our luggage and wheel out it to the curb where there are three Park-N-Fly buses just waiting. As we approach the first one drives off, so we go for the closest bus. The driver next to the door shakes his head and points at the other bus. As we head forward, that bus starts to move. Great! As we start to turn round, we realize that it was just pulling up to fill the spot vacated by the previous bus. Sheepishly we turn back around and get on the (now) first bus.

The very cheerful and personable driver asked for our little pink ticket with our row number. We waited a few minutes and a couple of young guys, then a young husband and wife duo boarded. As they handed her their tickets, she closed the door and off we went. I guess at this time of night on a Friday, the occupants of three cars is a full load.

The driver tells us we’ll go to our car first. And because of the time of night, she will stay with each of us until our car starts for safety reasons. We drove down “our”row, but there was no Purple Whale. It wasn’t because it had been stolen (I hoped) because this wasn’t really our row as there weren’t any tickets booths right behind it. But because we came in at mid day and it is now dark as dark can be and the bus didn’t come in the same way we drove in a week ago, I’m a little disorientated as to where we actually are. The driver cruised the next row over and asked me to hit the door lock button, so we could find the car by the flashing lights. No lights.

On to Plan B. We head off to find the two guys’ truck. We are looking for a beige Ford pickup truck. We cruise down the row that was written on his ticket. The driver asks, “Can you see it?” He replies, “I can’t see anything. The windows are so darkly tinted.” She calls back, “Use your clicker.” He goes, “My truck doesn’t have that.” So now there are 7 sets of eyes peering into the darkness looking for a brown pickup truck. The young husband calls out, “Is that it?!” Nope. The driver asks, “Is that it?” “No.” We cruise down the adjacent row where finally the fellow calls, “There it is.” The shuttle bus driver asks, “Did you pull through?” “Ahh, yeah,” came the reply.

The wife of the other couple says, “We did too.” So now the driver knows to go down Row 3 instead of Row 2 that was written on their ticket and we make short work of finding their red Chevy Cavalier. Back to finding the Purple Whale.

We tell our driver that it is backed into a spot next to the incoming ticket booths. We tell her it is across from a trailer or something and she says, “We don’t have no trailers here. Maybe it is the company building.” We head back down to Row 17 and there in all its flashing turn signal glory was our car. We say, “Thanks,” as we exit and hear the driver muttering under her breath, “Those idiots need to start writing down the right numbers…”

Tagged: Rants, Travel

We Probably Won’t Do That Again

Monday, July 30, 2012

-Friday July 6th-
Travel Day. We had a leisurely breakfast at the hotel, packed the car and looked at the time. It was an hour trip to the airport and 5 hours until the plane took off. We always like to get to the airport early because you never know how long it will take to get through Security, but 4 hours was a bit too much.

So we broke out the map and the ferry schedule. It is always enjoyable coming into Seattle that way because of the great view of the skyline. We hugged the coast as best we could from Mukilteo to Edmonds which took us along quiet neighborhood street past homes with views we wish we could afford.

After a wait of 20-30 minutes in Edmonds we were directed onto the M/V Spokane for the half hour ferry ride to Kingston. Once back on dry land there was a short 16 mile drive to the Town of Bainbridge Island for the next ferry ride. We just missed the 10:25 to Seattle.

Because there was about an hour before the next departure, we took a walk around the ferry loading area and stumbled on something you don?t very often, a bicycle garage. Folks who live on Bainbridge Island and work in Seattle will ride their bike to the ferry, walk on the boat and walk (or catch a bus) to their office in downtown. You basically rent a vertical rack to hang your bike on with a small locker for helmet and shoes, etc. They have room for about 75 bikes with 10 or so set aside as first come first serve. While we were chatting up the fellow in the back room he told us there was a short trail that would take us over to the historic part of the town if we wanted, so just to stretch our legs a bit, we walked it part way before turning around and heading back to the car as we didn?t want to miss this ferry.

When we drove off the M/V Tacoma we were deposited into downtown Seattle at 12:05PM on a workday. The car traffic was thick as we edged up Marion St the 4 blocks to 2nd Ave where the GPS was telling us to turn right. At each light it took at least two cycles to get through because pedestrians have the right of way and there were herds of them walking to get lunch, so only about two cars could turn at each green.

We finally made a right on 2nd Ave. and the GPS said, “Turn right on Columbia St.” Once on Columbia St the GPS said, “Turn right on 1st Ave.” OK, we?ll play that, but it sure seems like we are going in a circle. On 1st Ave it said, “Turn right on Marion St.” Alrighty then. Once on Marion, sure enough it said, “Turn right on 2nd Ave.” It was taking us in a circle! I told Donna to hit the mute button and I drove up to 4th Ave. and turned right, which was heading south and in the general direction of the airport. We drove past Century Link Field (home of the Seahawks) and then Safeco Field (home of the Mariners) and got lucky; there was a sign for I-90 & I-5.

We were now had about an hour and half until our plane took off and we still had a 15 minute drive to the rental car return place, return the car, catch a shuttle to the terminal, check our bags, clear security and walk to the gate. Getting tight. But that bit of luck in finding the Interstate entrance kept right on coming. Traffic on I-5 was backed up going north, but south was moving smoothly. Dropping off the car was the usual easy and there was a shuttle bus waiting on us. Bag check-in was painless and we were startled to find the usual Disney-esque winding queue for security to be non existent. We ended up making it to the gate with about 15 minutes before first boarding call.

Turned out we even had more time than that, as departure was delayed by about 30 minutes because the plane wasn’t ready, but that experience was a little too close for our comfort.

Tagged: Travel

Hot Dogs

Sunday, July 29, 2012

-Thursday July 5th-
After yesterday’s action packed 17 hour day we wanted to take it easy, so we slept in and after breakfast took a nice little walk around Mukilteo. Up until then we weren’t sure what we would do with the Morrisons today, but when we discovered that there was a great beach, with some fire pits, a nice little walking trail, public restrooms and most importantly, a playground, right there, we knew.

Donna called Scott and said come on down, where we spent the afternoon eating hotdogs and s’mores, watching people and boats, and playing and relaxing.

As a capper for the afternoon we boarded the ferry, passengers ride free on this route, and took it over to Whidbey Island. Upon arrival we walked over to a small public beach near the landing and spent an hour or so skipping stones and chatting (and playing for the kids) until we caught the ferry back to Mukilteo.

It was then we said goodbye to the kids and their parents until next year. Back at the hotel we packed up and chilled, prepping for tomorrow’s long plane ride back east.

Tagged: Travel

Slug Races & Fireworks

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

-Wednesday July 4th (Cont.)-
Beth wondered in an email to us several weeks prior to our visit as to why we would want to go to her parents 4th of July cookout as there would be nothing but rednecks there. I don’t know, everyone we met there seemed perfectly normal to us. Maybe, as Jeff Foxworthy would (did) say, “You might be a redneck if you are surrounded by rednecks and don’t notice.”

The food was the usual fare for a cookout, hot dogs, chicken and a plethora of side dishes found anywhere you find people eating outdoors. There was one unusual thing that did set this gathering apart from any other cookout I had attended – Slug Races.

Slugs are the Official Gastropod of the state of Washington and they are everywhere, so it makes it easy to round up a racer. An official race course consists of a set of concentric circles marked off on a white surface. The smaller circle is the starting area and the larger circle is the finish line. The distance between the two is directly proportional to the patience of the race jockeys.

In the photo above the slugs from left to right are exactly in the order of their finishes. Nephew James’ slug, Slimy Speedster, was the winner, my slug, Galloping Gastro, placed a distant second and Donna’s Movin’ Mollusc showed in third. The other two contestants never left the starting gate.

We finished the day off back just up the street from Scott and Beth’s house at their church where we made s’mores and watched the night sky explode with light. Because they live on a small ridge that overlooks the Snohomish River Valley we got to see thousands, of bursts of light from right next door, to the glut exploding over the Tulalip reservation to the massive show over the town of Everett.

Tagged: Travel

Mukilteo Lighthouse From The Ferry

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

-Wednesday July 4th Afternoon-
After a brief argument with the car GPS we finally made it through Everett to Snohomish and the home of Scott, Beth, James, Madilyn & Susan. We had several hours to kill before we headed off to Beth’s parents Annual 4th of July shindig, so we needed to occupy some rambunctious nieces and a nephew. Well one niece, the other was happy & contented inside her pouch. Actually not that niece either as she is just happy to be near people being happy. The nephew wanted to go looking for treasures, AKA geocaching, so I looked up some easy finds along the Centennial Trail which starts in downtown.

I loaded caches into the GPSr while they loaded snacks, scooters, trikes and baby support supplies into the family SUV. Then we all piled in for the short trip to the trail. Not too long after we got walking we discovered a cache near the river and with that goal checked off everyone was pretty content to just walk, talk, scoot and pedal for about a mile or so until we found a playground. This captured everyone’s attention. “Oooh, can we play?” “Can we huh?” Can we?” “Watch this!” “Push me.” “Swing me!” “Spin me?” After about an hour the adults were worn slap out from watching the two kids play, so we headed back to the car. There was one small item left on everyone’s wish list before returning home…

Ice cream.

And a stop at the Snohomish Scoop & Sweet Shop fixed that right up.

Tagged: Geocaching, Travel

Market Price

Sunday, July 22, 2012

-Tuesday July 3rd Afternoon-
After relaxing for a bit and changing into dry clothes we headed into Friday Harbor for lunch. We first entered an open air place right across from the ferry landing and sat down waiting to be acknowledged. After a bit and not getting a visit, we asked someone who looked like they worked there what the deal was. They said they weren’t open yet, but we could wait where we sat for about 20 more minutes if we wanted. We didn’t want.

Wandered around town for a while looking for other options, but finding the same sort of not yet open vibe nearly everywhere except for the few places that were serving breakfast. When a half an hour passed we returned to our original place. Donna wanted some Dungeness crab and what I really wanted came from a a different part of the restaurant. They could bring it out to me, but it had to be rung up on a separate bill. Sounded like too much effort to me, so I opted for the Fish & Chips (turned out later this was a lucky thing.)

We were served our lunches on paper plates and given a plastic fork for our utensils. For my fish and chips that wasn’t an issue, but to get the most out a crab you need a couple of extra items. When our server asked if there was anything else we needed I asked for some malt vinegar for my chips and Donna asked for a nut cracker or hammer and a seafood pick. My wish was granted, but the server told Donna that they didn’t have those utensils.

The top of the crab had already been separated and each leg segment had a saw cut in it already making for easy access to most of the meat, but there were a few knuckles and other places that refused to grant access to the succulent crab. For this we had to use the bottom of the Malt Vinegar bottle as a hammer. Good thing they make them out of sturdy glass…

And when they say Market Price on the menu, they mean YIKES! Our lunch with two soft drinks and tip came to $56.

Tagged: Travel
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