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The Whole Script?

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

I haven’t been writing about spam here in a while, but today was slightly noteworthy. I received just 4 of them, 1 in kanji characters, 1 short and sweet “THanks for sharing, I am glad I read this.” and two that must have sent out the whole script instead of random selections from it:

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could subscribe. Thanks.|
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Tagged: Spam

Phish And Let Phish

Thursday, May 5, 2016

In my work email this morning was the below email:

From: careerservices@ernerson.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2016 11:52 PM
To: Bogardus, Brian [INDAUTO/ASCONUM/USAK]
Subject: Account Owner Questionnaire

Emerson employee,

As of May 1, 2016, all account owners will be legally required to digitally sign and provide response to the employment history questionnaire. This questionnaire helps develop a more complete profile of our employees for reporting purposes.

Please confirm and update your questionnaire immediately via the link below.

Click Here

Sincerely,
Career Services Team

It has phishing scam written all over it. Because the Valve Store(TM) is part of the Emerson Corporation all our email addresses are @emerson.com, this email, if you look quickly, appears to come from the home office, but it doesn’t, it comes from er nerson.com. Career Services? Never heard of it. And if this sort of action was required of us we would have already had a couple of emails ahead of time informing us that this action would be coming up on a certain date.

The clincher was if you hover over the Click Here link in the email (go ahead, I copied it here) you will see the URL that you would be taken to and it was the word phishing right in the link, thus signifying it probably really wasn’t a phishing scam. To double check, I opened a browser and entered mediapro.com and I was taken to website that sells Privacy and Security Awareness Solutions.

It was a phishing test from corporate. Every couple months we get one of these things to test our awareness of this type of scam. From my informal survey around the engineering area we are definitely getting pretty good at not falling for them.

Later in the afternoon this email showed up in my inbox:

From: Help Desk, ASCO Numatics US
Sent: Thursday, May 05, 2016 2:57 PM
To: ASCO Numatics US DL
Subject: Phishing Attack Notification
Importance: High

‘Account Owner Questionnaire’

OVERVIEW: Reports have identified a malicious email circulating on the Emerson network. The attack appears to be related to an online questionnaire in an attempt to lure users into clicking on and opening a malicious hyperlink.

DATE EFFECTIVE: Immediately

IMPACT: All Emerson Employees and Contractors

DETAILS: The following malicious email is an example of what has been reported throughout the Emerson network. Please be aware these e-mails may vary slightly.

<Copy of Above Email>

Please report all suspicious e-mails to phishing@emerson.com. (Please note that the phishing e-mails quarantined by IronPort in your Outlook mailbox need not be reported; only the e-mails that gets through the spam filters.)

ACTION: Always use caution when opening an e-mail from an unknown or untrustworthy source. As an e-mail and web user, beware of any suspicious e-mails, e-mail attachments, or unknown Internet locations. Blah, blah, blah…

So this second email effectively kills the test.

I went up front and asked our new IT guy Matt why. He of course recognized the phish for what it was and he had a few people ask him it was real or not. And he had a couple people ask him if he was going to send the warning email like John Smith used to, but he couldn’t because he had emailed the Help Desk in Florham Park to ask if he should send out that boilerplate email, but was told no. So I asked him why did one finally come out. His answer was probably one of the Division IT Directors or maybe the VP of IT got tired of answering the “Is it real” question and ordered it sent.

I asked Matt do they ever get the results and he said no, but you can bet if enough people clicked on the link we’d hear about it in some form of company-wide email phishing recognition training.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 166
Tagged: ASCO, Spam

Has It Really Been Five Days?

Friday, August 28, 2015

I’ve got a few things that happened this week I wanted to blog about, but because I write sooo slooowly I just haven’t had the actual time to do so. Trouble is, like missed sleep, you never really can catch up blogging.

All I’ve really had time for is wondering the interwebs, I’d like to say totally aimlessly, but that would be a lie, so it was maybe more like somewhat aimlessly, because there is always an undercurrent of Miata-ism to it. To wit, my current wallpapers on the laptop and desktop (plus a bonus one) are:


Comment Spam Of The Week: A person automatically assist to make drastically blogposts I’d state win at onloine roulette. This is the beginer I actually seen your internet webpage and for that reason considerably? We amazed together with the evaluation you have made to create that upload wonderful. Impressive course of action!

Started down, went up, back down, up again, down again, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 47
Tagged: Miatatude, Spam, Whatever

It’s National Doughnut Day! Part 2

Friday, June 7, 2013

In my inbox at work this morning was an email with the subject line that read: News: TOXIC BELLY-BUGS infest Nine out of every Ten people (is 1 of them you ?). Obivous spam, so I deleted it.

A few minutes later I tried to print something from Publisher and it wouldn’t connect to the printer. So to see if it was Publisher or the printer I printed something from Outlook. There was nothing in my Inbox, so I went to the deleted folder and printed the spam email. I could hear it printing out two cubicals over, so I kenw to end Publisher and restart it. When Publisher came back up, it printed fine this time. I went over to pick up my job and that is when I noticed that the spam email was longer than what I saw in the prview window. There was a second page that had a mini short story:

The grill. OMG. The grill is one of the baddest burger grills I have ever seen. Food constantly sits on it. A huge pile of onions sit in one corner the bottom of this pile caramelizes. Below this are jalapenos that do the same thing. To the left are the burgers and they’re huge. I’m guessing about 1 lb each. There’s a small space on the grill that’s not occupied with food. It really looks incredible. Like I want to just eat the food right off the grill. In a true Gourmet World the grill would have been my plate.

So I sit down and a lady tells everyone that she just flew in just to come eat here! Well, everyone knows she’s exaggerating about why she flew here but I ask where she flew in from. She says New Jersey and I laugh and tell her that I just drove from CA to eat here!

So I wait maybe another 10 minutes before my burger comes to me. Normally I’d be really worried about these wait times but as you watch Nic you realize the reason why the food takes so long is because he takes cooking these burgers seriously. And he shoots for perfection in each burger so you enjoy the fact that he takes so much time. In all honesty I think this may have been the longest I have ever waited for a burger. Guess what? Completely worth the wait.

My burger comes and it’s served in a plastic basket with all sorts of fantastic colors and smells just bursting from it. I grab my phone to take a pic to post to Facebook and the lady next to me offers to take a pic of me holding up the burger! Outstanding! Of course I take her up on the offer. As I grab the burger I’m wondering if I can hold up the entire thing. I manage but half my extras fall out. She takes the pic and I grab my phone from her then dive into the burger. Wow. I mean WOW! I just can’t believe it’s this good. Seriously one of the best burgers I’ve ever had. In fact, I it’s the 2nd best burger I’ve ever had in my life (want to know my 1st choice? Email me!). I’m in total awe. I munch down on it hard. Takes me a while to eat all this with the curly fries which are good too but nothing incredible like the burger. But I do recommend them if you’ve a huge appetite. Well, if you can’t finish it, you can ask for a box and take the rest home. They do to-go orders too but you still have to wait just as long. This is actually something I definitely do not recommend. As I started to get closer to finishing my burger it got lukewarm. Its taste really started to wane. I mean wane to maybe half of its taste. So if you eat here, definitely make time for the wait, and time to sit down and fully enjoy this burger of burgers.

And my whole meal? $10.50. This is a cheeseburger with everything and a drink. So completely worth it.

It may be National Doughnut Day, but now I want a hamburger for dessert.

Tagged: Spam

Spam-O-Licious

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Congratulations to RolloLamberti62@gmail.com for the robot submitted spam of the week.

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Oh, Stop It

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

All these compliments are giving me a swelled head…

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Spam-O-Licious

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Congratulations to kenhenryqc60@lycos.com for the robot submitted spam of the week.

“The Doors of his Face, the Lamps of his Mouth” by Roger Zelazny has been described as “all speed and adventure” by Theodore Sturgeon, and indeed it is one of the most exciting adventure tales SF has produced. Let me change one word in every grammatical unit of every sentence, replacing it with a word that “means more or less the same thing” and I can diminish the excitement by half and expunge every trace of wit. Let me change one word and add one word, and I can make it so dull as to be practically unreadable. Yet a paragraph synopsis of the “content” will be the same.

Bonus points for the Theodore Sturgeon connection.

Tagged: Spam
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