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Sad Day

Friday, October 1, 2004

And such a waste. Donna and I attended the wake/viewing of a co-worker tonight. He was more than an acquaintance, not really a friend, but only because we traveled in different circles. He was that way, friendly to everyone and I bet that if you needed help he would do it without regard. Wayne was in the wrong place at the wrong time. On the Fourth of July weekend he was riding his trike (a chopper with a VW bug engine) down a main commercial street in town when a woman jumped her red light and pushed him into a ditch and ran over him. After a hospital stay he returned home to start recovery. He needed skin grafts for his arm that was burnt on his hot exhaust when the trike rolled over him and lots of physical therapy. We thought all was well, but a short while ago he started having seizures. Unsure what was causing them he was readmitted to the hospital, where died from a reported blood clot in his lung. I apologize if I’m hazy and maybe wrong on some of the details, but I’d ask about how Wayne was doing every other week or so and mostly got the positive side of things. Because we are a decent sized company in a small town, where Donna and I worked with Wayne also employed his wife, his brother, an aunt and his sister-in-law. His other brother was who I entrusted some of the Miata maintenance to when the warranty expired. In a weird twist of fate, the woman who hit him is the niece of some one else who works at the plant too.

You hug the crying wife and squeeze the shoulder of the red-eyed brothers, but the hardest part of the whole evening was seeing 6′-6″, 250 lb, Robert Turner, a Vietnam Vet who still has a limp from a shrapnel wound and tough as nails, reduced to blubbering at the loss of someone he has worked side by side with for the last 27 years.

So long Wayne, the world is a much worse place now that you are not in it.

Tagged: Rants

Nearly Wasted Weekend

Sunday, September 26, 2004

I am still way behind in my self imposed goals of posting an entry into the three weekly photo memes. I did do a Tuesday and vowed to do the Thursday and Friday ones this weekend, but didn’t get around to it. The only photos I did take were at last night’s Master’s Miata Club Bug Splat Rally and non of them were Furry (Friday) or Creative (Thursday.)

The only thing keeping the weekend from being a total loss was I did watch the My Cousin Vinny DVD.

Tagged: Rants

Only in…

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Only in Aiken (or Lexington, KY or Ocala, FL, etc.) would they name an apartment complex Trotters Run. In a horse town, both of those words can be seen in a horsy context and not as two words that can be mistaken for a couple of euphemisms for diarrhea.

Only in South Carolina. I remember where we first moved here, I was totally perplexed by the meaning of the front novelty tags on so many cars that read “GO COCKS.” Now after 15 years I no longer think of the male member and visualize the banty rooster mascot of the University of South Carolina, a gamecock.

Tagged: Cars, Rants

Safety Warning – Hard Candy Can Cause Choking

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Who knew the sugar, corn syrup, cream, artificial and natural flavors of a Creme Savers candy could be so dangerous? What is our government doing standing by idly while the folks at Kraft Foods of East Hanover, NJ are manufacturing potentionally lethal objects of singular destruction (OSDs)? I hope both candidates address this issue in the upcoming debates.

Tagged: Food, Rants

Arrrr. Avast Mateys, I Missed It

Monday, September 20, 2004

Yesterday was International Talk Like A Pirate Day and it totally slipped right on by. Had I known I probably wouldn’t have talked like one much. Mainly because I pretty much used up all my known pirate talk in the title of this post. But I might have watched the Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD.

Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
I want you to leave and never come back.
[crew laughs]
I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means “no.”

Tagged: Rants

Two Utes

Sunday, September 19, 2004

My Cousin Vinny was on the tube yesterday. This is one of those movies that whenever I stumble in on it on TV I have to watch the rest of it. I can’t help it. Yesterday I didn’t. I couldn’t. I have the DVD sitting on my coffee table and it just wouldn’t have felt right. I borrowed the DVD from a co-worker a couple of weeks ago because I love this movie and wanted to see it in wide-screen and with the cuss words intact. For whatever reason I haven’t found the time to watch it. What I should have done was get up and put it the DVD in and watch it right then. I wasn’t really doing anything right then anyway.

Tagged: Rants, Whatever

699

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Thanks Barry Bonds. While trying to watch my favorite losers, the Red Sox, on ESPN tonight I had the game interrupted 5 times to watch you attempt to hit a home run. I’m sure 700 is a milestone for you, but the rest of us really don’t give a damn. At 715 and then again at 756, if you get there, maybe, but until then leave the nations airways alone.

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"Ninety Percent Of Everything Is Crap"
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, "Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud." Oddly, when Sturgeon's Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to 'crap'.

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