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The Emperor Takes A Drink

Monday, October 19, 2009

Train RideBecause we burnt nearly the whole tank of gas on Saturday, the low fuel light came on on the way to work this morning. After dinner we headed over to Kroger to fill up do a little shopping. As we pulled in, the gas station was jammed, every pump had a car at it and every aisle had at least one car waiting. I suggested we go inside and buy the couple items we needed, then maybe the lines would die down. They didn’t.

I voted we just get in line and wait. She countered with, “Just go to the Shell on Price Ave. and pay the extra.” I don’t usually shop for price, but Kroger is usually 15-20 cents cheaper than the Shell station and I just hate to pay that much more. I actually hate waiting in line more than paying two bucks more for a tank of gas, so off to Price we go.

As the the gallon total flew past the 11 mark, simultaneously to my thinking to myself, man it was really empty, the sound of splashing and the smell of gas keyed me to reach down and manually shut off the pump. Perfect, not only am I paying 20¢ extra, I’m pouring it on the ground. The only possible thing that could make this worse would be if I have to go inside to get the receipt…

Bingo!

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Tagged: Rants

Backwards Time Travel Is Impossible

Thursday, October 15, 2009

We finished watching Disc 1 of Season 1 of Taxi last night and while we thoroughly enjoyed the show way back when and we enjoyed re-watching these 8 episodes, we decided to take the rest of the discs out of the queue. Sometimes you just can’t go home again.

Now that I don’t has the FRS to listen to anymore (well, at least for the 6 months) I’ve been watching some Netflix Instant Watch movies, finishing three of five in the last week. DNF’d were Sex Drive and Numb.

Finished (along with the movie note I sent to friends):

Brick – Mix an LA high school unrequited love story with a heavy dose of “The Big Sleep.” Then add a plot so thick with characters that when the movie ends you may not know what happened. Interesting watch.

Deadgirl – This isn’t for many people & I’m not so sure I’d even recommend it to anyone. Even with a central theme that is about as sick and twisted as can be, I found this a movie worth watching.

The Last Word – Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, in spite of himself. Boy & girl break up. They don’t get back together. Quirky. Quiet. Dark. Contemplative. Oddly enjoyable.

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Tagged: FRS, Rants

I Want My HDTV

Monday, October 12, 2009

Our new TV is your basic LCD wide screen and it has four display modes 4:3, Zoom, Just and Full. 4:3 is for basic TV and leaves black bars on the sides, Zoom makes HD cable shows that have black bars all around the picture fill the screen, Full stretches the 4:3 picture horizontally to fill the screen and Just does something similar to Full except that the middle of the picture doesn’t get as distorted as the edges.

I hate the stretched look that everyone and or thing gets when a normal sized TV picture is stretched to fit the wide screen, so most of the time when I’m watching the tube I will keep it set to 4:3.

I want my HDTV. I think. I sit here watching House and wonder why I’m getting a pan and scan image without the pan, the left and right edges of peoples headed are chopped off.

House gets broadcast in HD, so I’m betting if I paid the cable company extra I could get the full image, but that ain’t happening. I wonder if I bought some of those new fangled rabbit ears I could pick up the Augusta FOX channel in HD?

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Pre SAD

Monday, October 5, 2009

There is no baseball game tonight, the regular season is over. The playoffs start Wed/Thurs, but it is the beginning of the end.

Today was a rainy, damp and relatively cold day (only got to around 60.) The leaves haven’t started changing yet, but they will. And then they’ll fall.

It is only 7:30 and the sun set nearly a half hour ago, it is fast becoming dark too soon.

I can hardly wait until spring…

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Just How Many Variations Are Enough?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

First there was the regular sized grocery cart. Well not actually the first, that was really a folding basket carrier patented in 1948, let’s say original modern shopping cart. Next probably came those small plastic hand baskets, perfect for those 10 items or less shoppers.

The next variation was the ones that have a slightly smaller basket which sacrifice grocery space for a plastic toy car in front to place the kiddies.

When our newest Kroger opened up 5 years ago or so there was another choice added, a 25% larger basket (mostly in width) for those big family bi-weekly shopping trips. The new store was more brightly lit to enhance the shopping experience and had slightly wider aisles, coincidentally about 25% wider.

A couple years later these small carts appeared that had a shelf for those small plastic baskets, which in a strange way almost returned the cart to it’s humble roots and allowed those to lazy to actually have to carry those ten items.

On a quick trip to the store this evening I noticed a 6th different kind of cart sharing the abandoned in the parking lot experience with its brethren, sort of a hybrid between the small cart with shelf and a regular cart. It looked like a plastic basket cart with a wire basket about a third of the size of a regular cart permanently attached.

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Three Weeks Ago

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Three weeks ago lightning struck near our house and fried the TV and surround sound system (plus some other stuff) and within a couple of hours we had made a trip to Sears and bought a new flat panel TV and a home theater setup. They had a sweet deal on a Panasonic SC PT760 HTIB, so we opted for a Panasonic TC L32C12 TV so that they would talk to each other and there would only have to be one remote on the coffee table.

Because we were in such a hurry, it was nearing closing time, that it wasn’t ’til we got home that we realized they hadn’t given us the remote for the HTIB & one of the rear speakers. We went back on Sunday and collected a remote and the speaker. When we got home and I started setting up the surround sound, I noticed that the remote they gave me was not the same as the picture in the owners manual. It had most of the buttons, some in different spots, but it didn’t have other crucial ones. Because it was Sunday, Sears closed early, so the right remote would have to wait until Monday.

On Monday I took back the wrong remote only to be handed another Panasonic Home Theater remote that was not the correct one either, but it did have more buttons, so I took it hoping that it might work out. Didn’t.

Called the store on Tuesday and they said they’d order me one. At no cost. Shipped to me. At least the latest remote allowed me to set up the Viera Link on the surround sound unit so it and the TV would talk through the HDMI cable. Success. I could turn on the surround sound amp, turn off the TV speakers, pipe the audio from the TV into the amp and the TV remote made the volume go up and down with the hutch doors closed on the surround sound system. It worked for about 2 hours. The remote no longer controlled the volume. I checked the settings and it looked like it should be working, but it wasn’t. I decided to wait on the correct remote before trying again.

Fast forward to late last week and the correct remote arrived at the house. Reread the instructions in both the TV and the HTIB, reset both units to factory defaults and ran the set ups. The displays read like I had both boxes set to use the Viera Link, but the TV remote would not control the HTIB volume. I swear it did work the once.

Thinking maybe it was the cheap $20 HDMI cable, I bought a $40 version with gold plated ends. Didn’t help.

I was now almost positive it wasn’t the cable. (I mean I could have bought two bad cables, but what were the odds that two different cables from two different stores made by two different companies would both be no good? So did the TV’s Viera Link chip stop working or was it something in the HTIB?) My money is now on the surround sound system being the culprit.

Now if I could find a local store with another Panasonic HTIB I would buy it and try it to see if that fixes the problem. This is not as easy as one would think. Choices in Aiken for electronics is very limited. There is Walmart, Target & Sears. Neither Walmart nor Target carry Panasonic surround sound systems. All Sears has left in stock is the $400 SC-PT770. Best Buy in Augusta has the next model down, SC-PT760, for $300, so we drove over there this morning.

We didn’t see the $300 one on display, only the more expensive one, so when a sales guy shows up I ask about the SC-PT760. He says, “I don’t think we have those, let me check.” Off he goes. We wander around a bit. We stand and wait. We shuffle our feet. We wander some more. We stand around some. We give up and walk out. Silly us for thinking the sign out front that said – No Interest on Anything in the Store – meant on your Best Buy credit card….

This afternoon I dismantled the Panasonic HTIB and returned it (and the $40 cable) to Sears. We are keeping the TV. For now.

Because my birthday is in September and I gave Donna a hang dog look, plus she is thoroughly disgusted with me and this whole surround sound mess, she upped the budget a couple hundred bucks and the current plan is to pick up the low level Samsung HT-Z320 at Wally World and order a slightly larger TV that will just squeeze inside the hutch, the Samsung LN37B530. When the Samsung shows up we will take the Panasonic back to Sears…

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Tagged: Rants

Dining Out

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Last night we went to dinner at Outback because we had received a coupon in the mail to buy one Special Summer Adventures entrée for $9.95 and get the second one free. I added a Coke to drink (actually required for the coupon to be valid) and we split a Caesar’s Salad. Total with tip $19.

Tonight we went out to dinner at Ryan’s for the MMC’s monthly meeting. We had a coupon to buy one Mega Bar (AKA: Stupefying Buffet) and get the second free. I added a sweet tea and our total with tip came to $14.43.

With the food and overall dining experience, the Outback dinner out was worth $35, the Ryan’s meal was barely worth $10.

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Tagged: Eating Out, Food, Rants
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