If it seems that this blog is slow to load, it is the fault of Enetation Must be a server shortfall again. It seems as if their web site is MIA. Another one bites the dust.
One a good British note is Scaryduck, not that he needs any plug from me as he was just voted best British Blog or something and has got a note right there at the top of the Blogger home page. One look and “the blog that was nearly on the telly” will be right up there on your must read list, it is on mine.
Instead of Outback, we ended up at the Big Easy Cafe in next parking lot over. Donna & I used to live in New Orleans about a dozen or years ago and this is as close as we can get to the food we loved so back then. Unfortunately every time we eat there the experience gets worse. For what ever reason they have never been able to cook rice right, it comes out all puffed and split. We now know not to get anything with rice, but that severely limits the entrees. Today was the last straw, the first 2 items Donna tried to order that didn’t have and don’t plan on having anymore (they could at least cross them off the menu.) My french fries were cold. And worst of all the fucked up the loaded potato skin appetizer – they covered half with sour cream and the other half with guacamole. Unfortunately the guacamole was kind of watery making it look a lot like baby diarrhea.
Actually there are hundreds of horses in this town, unfortunately not enough of them shop at Staples in the evening. Because maybe if more of them did, Staples would close a little later than 8:00! Needed envelopes to mail off the Master’s Miata Club newsletter, so I piled into the car and drove over at 8:15. I knew I was in trouble when I pulled into the lot and it was nearly empty. Almost went over to Wal*Mart, but came to my senses and went to K-Mart instead.
Saturn Vue – Really cute commercial with these 4 20-somethings heading out to the swimming hole. One rocket-scientist sets up a rope swing and when he tries it out he doesn’t let go over the water, he comes back across the shore and slams into the side of the car. While lying on the ground, he tells his friends, “I’m alright.” Nice subtle touches to let us know this baby can go off-road and has those famous plastic body panels. I only wish before he launched himself he would have said the legendary redneck last words, “Hey Bubba. Watch this!” Too bad this thing is 1) an SUV & 2) ugly as sin (looks like the Saturn Sedan in a funhouse mirror.)
Viagra – Nicely dressed fellow at the office and everyone is telling him he looks different. “Did you get a haircut?” “Did you lose weight?” Etc. He just smiles. Could it be the bulge in the front of his pants?
This is an easy one. It was time for me to renew my driver’s license. The closest DMV place is practically just around the from work. This morning I went over there at around 11:00 AM figuring I would be after the morning rush and before the lunch rush, HA! rush is definitely an oxymoron. The line was about 20 people long. I did an about face and headed towards work.
Then is when I remembered the other office about 20 miles away. I figured instead of wasting time standing in line, I could just as well waste it driving. When I got to the second DMV office it was nearly empty, there were 2 people in line ahead of me! Even being that close, it still took me a 1/2 hour to get my license. Extrapolate that data back to the line at the other office and I might still be there.
And I use the word repair lightly. there are about a half dozen spots on my commute to work that have had sewer work or water main connections or repairs done to them. The patching back up of the road is so dismal that you have to slow down to keep from rattling loose automotive fasteners. I know it would be impossible to return the road to previous smooth as silk condition, but could you at least try? I think they just toss back in what dirt they can find of what was removed, sprinkle on some gravel and then lay a 1/2 inch of asphalt over the top. In the matter of a week there is a 2″ dip!
Fortunately a couple of these “repairs” occur in just one lane of the 4 lane road that I travel, so that I can on most days, switch lanes and then go back to avoid them. I’m sure the big sedans and SUVs behind me wonder why I dodge left, only to go back right. Well I’m saving my fillings from falling out.
Caught a rerun of Sports Night this morning on Comedy Central. That was such a well written show. At least I can still get my Aaron Sorkin fix this Wednesday on the season premier of The West Wing. The again maybe it is a good thing it went away after 2 seasons. It went out at the top of its game, like Jimmy Hendrix. We were spared the decent into mediocrity of other things that hang around too long, like The X-Files and the Rolling Stones.