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Now or Later?

Saturday, August 2, 2003

My X-Files DVDs from Netflix arrived in the mail yesterday. I got Season 1, Disc 1 so I can start watching a episode every Sunday night at nine. I also got Season 1, Disc 7, which contains some special features, mostly Chris Carter yapping about how smart and lucky he was.

While watching one of the special features they mentioned that the pilot episode first aired on September 10, 1993. This got me thinking, should I just wait until September 10th of this year to watch the pilot, exactly 10 years to the date? Maybe I should watch all of them on the 10th anniversary of their original air dates, I’m sure there are some fan sites still up that have that information. September 10th this year falls on a Wednesday, that is not a good night. The first 4 seasons the series aired on Friday nights, so should I watch these on Fridays, before moving to Sunday for the last 5 seasons?

No, I want to watch them on Sunday night as the dessert following the main course that is my weekend, so that is what I’m going to do.

Tagged: Rants

Can I Get A Stamp Please?

Friday, August 1, 2003

Today was mail the Master’s Miata Club newsletter day. Our sponsor pays for postage, so we headed over to Rader Mazda to run our 38 envelopes through their meter. Upon arrival the office manager told me their meter was down, smoked by lightning the other day. Parts were on order and it should be fixed by next week.

Plan B was to go to a post office, buy the stamps and then get the Club to reimburse us. Donna suggested we go up Washington Road to Evans where we used to have the P.O. Box. I said, “Let’s compromise and go to the Martinez one that is half as far away.” “Make it so,” she replied. We have driven by the entrance to this post office a bunch of times, but had never actually used it. I pulled in and park at a left hand building even though Donna said I should go to the hand one because there was a postal van out front. I countered that it was just delivering mail there as there wasn’t any sign out front say the post office was there. As we walked to the front door, I commented that it didn’t look like a post office. That is because it wasn’t, it was someplace called UniWay. Glad we didn’t go in and ask for stamps.

We got back in the car and continued down the street until we came to the real P.O. As we walked inside we knew we were in for a long wait as about a dozen people were in line with boxes and such. Not having to actually mail these things just yet, we u-turned out of there and headed 4 miles up the road to the Evans Post Office.

You can see the Evans P.O. from the road before you have to turn into their lot. As we got ready to make the turn I did some fast visual scanning and made a command decision, I u-turned the car and got going away from the masses that populated the parking lot. And the 68 cars waiting at the exit of the parking lot to return to the road I was already on.

After lunch as we headed home, I thought of another Post Office to try, the one where the Club’s current box is, North Augusta. As we approached this one, we both could see that we would pass right on by, as it’s lot was so full that people were causing a traffic jam on the side street to get in.

There are 2 Post Offices in Aiken and I flipped a coin and chose the southside one as it caused a more scenic route home. Even though it meant resigning myself to having a slightly longer wait.

We finally caught a break, as we left the valley to head towards Aiken I spied a tiny Post Office in the tiny town of Bath. Pulled right in as there were only two other cars in the lot. As we entered the building those 2 folks were checking their P.O. Boxes, we stepped right up to the counter.

Tagged: Cars, Rants

Is That One Or One Set?

Thursday, July 31, 2003

My replacement tire arrived from Onlinetires.com, but it was not alone.

I ordered the tire on Monday evening and specified 2 Day Shipping (for which I paid almost as much as the tire for.) Figuring they would pull and ship my order on Tuesday and I would get it on Thursday. When Tuesday passed and I didn’t get a tracking number I wasn’t too worried, they are in California and there is that pesky 3-hour time difference thing going on.

By midday on Wednesday and still no tracking number, I figured I had paid two-day shipping rates for three-day. I called and the fellow that answered the phone said he would tell shipping to email me my tracking number. It finally showed up later that day with the disclaimer that it wouldn’t be active until later that night. Now I was sure the tire wouldn’t get here until Friday.

This morning I clicked the tracking number and lo and behold they were shipping it FedEx overnight, that meant I would get it on Thursday, I was pleased (and surprised.)

This evening we I got home from work there was the tire and it brought along a companion to keep it company for the cross-country trip. I guess the new guy in the shipping department saw that the packing slip said one and figured that meant one bundle of two tires.

Had they not got my tire to me on time I might have kept the second tire as payment for aggravation, but seeing as they did right, I did right. I called their 800 number and asked them if they wanted their tire back. They did and will get a FedEx guy to come pick it up.

Tagged: Rants

Trying to cure traffic congestion by adding more capacity is like trying to cure obesity by loosening your belt.

Wednesday, July 30, 2003

There is an intersection on my way to work where a street with a 35-MPH limit turns onto a street with a limit of 30 and to make it “easier” for people to negotiate them they have rounded them off more. I can now take these turns and not have to slow down. This is OK in a Miata, but when bigger cars do it they still can’t keep it on the road. They either cut more off the turn and run over the persons lawn or they get their left side tires off the left side of the road. Traffic engineers will analyze this intersection and probably round the turn off more. This will encourage more speed and the cycle will repeat. What they need to do is sharpen up the radius and either put a curb on both sides of the road or better yet, a ditch.

They also need to narrow some of these streets down. The bigger road encourages bigger speeds. There is a section of road that I sometimes travel that goes from 2 lanes to four and the speed limit stays the same 35-MPH. Yet as soon as traffic hits the four lanes the speeds jump about 10 MPH over the 40-45 they were already traveling.

Wider lanes also mean less attention needs to be paid attention to lane discipline. Another bit of road I frequently travel passes through the horse/historical district of town and because of that it still has the same narrow lane width it had in the 40’s. When driving on this stretch people travel slower than they do when the road widens because they have to pay attention to whether they are on their side of the white line.

Then again if I had my way, they would only allow Miatas on the roads and all the lanes would be narrow and windy.

Tagged: Cars, Rants

Vogue

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Today was haircut day for both the Bogarduses. We go to a place called Sheri’s Hair Affair because Sheri was in the bicycle club with us at one time and she does a right nice job too. It is a typical salon and the place is just littered with women’s magazines for me to look at while Donna gets her hair cut. I hunted through the stacks until I found a relatively recent one to look at, a Vogue from March 2003. I actually don’t mind looking because they are usually chock full of cheesecake. It was my turn to hop in the chair. When I sat down, there on her table in front of me, was another issue of Vogue. About that time I became conscious of the music playing in the background, Madonna singing, pause for effect, Vogue.

Tagged: Rants, Whatever

I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling

Sunday, July 27, 2003

Well, I’ve lost the ability to watch a movie all the way through. Watched 1 hour and 27 minutes of Spirited Away, stopping like 40 minutes before the end. I don’t have a concrete reason for stopping, I just got bored. The animation was wonderful and the story was intriguing, but it would have made a nice 90-minute movie. Scenes took too long and maybe there were too many bathhouse scenes.

If you check my Netflix rental queue to the left you will discover that I have a plan. Seeing as I can not watch a whole movie I’ve reverted to TV shows. Specifically, one long gone, but still missed show, The X-Files. I am going to keep at least one disc on the coffee table and every Sunday night at 9:00 PM I will sit down and watch 1 episode. For the next 4 or 5 years I will have something to look forward to on Sunday nights.

Tagged: Rants

Well, I Tried

Saturday, July 26, 2003

This afternoon I finally blocked out a segment of time to watch a movie. To practice first-in, first-out inventory control, I started with Adaptation because it had been around the longest. Managed to make it about 15 minutes in before bailing out. Just couldn’t take Nicholas Cage’s whiny characters (Character is plural, because he plays twins.) The Meryl Streep portion of the movie that is supposed to be the book that Nicholas Cage is turning into a screen play seemed interesting, but it couldn’t overcome the WHINE.

So we picked the next oldest movie, Rabbit-Proof Fence. It had an interesting premise of a trio of half Aborigine girl who escapes from a re-education camp and head back home. The trick is that home is 1200 miles away and to get there they follow Australia’s rabbit, now emu, fence. We made it 42 minutes into this one.

Tomorrow I will try to get in Spirited Away.

Tagged: Rants
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