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Motoring Challenge

Hey! That Rhymes!

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Saturday morning was the first Masters Miata Club Breakfast of the year at the traditional spot, the Steak & Shake in Augusta. Donna and I went with them the first time in 2013 and her eggs were served cold. This, on top of a couple slow or sloppy services at past visits to this franchise, made her swear off ever going the January MMC breakfast again.

My meal was fine back in 2013 and I was feeling bad about not going to a club event in a while, so I convinced Donna to go this year. Well, you can guess what happened, cold eggs. She ordered the bacon, egg & cheese biscuit, but asked them to leave off the cheese. Well, you guessed it, there was cheese on there and that is how she knew her eggs were cold, the slice of cheese was showing no signs of melting what so ever. You can now bet that if the only restaurants left on the face of the planet are Steak & Shakes, Donna will learn to catch wild animals with her bare hands or starve to death before going into one. The sign on the pole outside of our dining spot was the best part of breakfast.

I think the tradition for the Club is over as well because Donna’s wasn’t the only one who got cold food. My hash browns were cold, as were the ones served the wife of the couple who instigated the Steak & Shake breakfasts. As we were breaking up, I heard her say to her husband, “Maybe we should start going across the street to the Cracker Barrel.”

When we started the morning, the was top up because it was cold and we really weren’t thinking Motoring Challenge, so we didn’t bring the clue sheet. Not knowing just what to look for, except for the “Signs of Winter”, I choose a route to breakfast along a very commercial road hoping to catch a Winter Sale sign. No luck.

When talking about this year’s challenge over breakfast when asked what some of the challenges were, we came up a couple off the top of our memory, Roller Derby Rink was one and another was a Sign that Rhymes. Turns out that Augusta has a Roller Derby team and they practice at a rink over on Washington Road which was between where we were and home. A stop was planned to see if they had a sign outside the skating rink. No luck there either, so I started to drive off when Donna said, “No. Even though no roller derby, we still need a plain old roller skating rink.” A few miles from home we pulled into a strip shopping place near Walmart and found my Winter Sale sign at a The Shoe Dept store. So we ended up with a three point day even though we had zero expectations.

Roller Rink: Acting on a tip that the Augusta Soul City Sirens practiced at this rink we stopped in hoping to see some outside indication of it, Nope, still worth one point anyway. (1/20/18)
Signs of Winter 02 – Big Winter Sale: After trolling a large section of Augusta’s shopping areas looking for a Winter Sale sign and failing we found this one a few miles from home. (1/20/18)

Tagged: MMC, Motoring Challenge

Signs of Winter

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Signs of Winter 01 – Flurries: Hopefully Wednesday, January 17th’s flurries is the only snow we see this winter here in Aiken. (1/17/18)

Yesterday we had some morning snow flurries here. I watched them come down for a while and when the really small flakes turned into really big flakes, I walked outside to take a photo. By the time I got my coat on and walked out to the north forty where I park the Miata, the flakes had downsized to normal and were not nearly as thick and impressive, but I couldn’t stand around in the snow forever, so I took a couple selfies with the CTBNL in the background and beat feet back indoors. Behold, our first Motoring Challenge point of 2018, Flurries, number one of three for Signs of Winter.

Of course by the time I got back to my desk and looked out the window, the heavy, densely falling flakes were back.

Tagged: Motoring Challenge

60,000 Sparklers

Sunday, December 31, 2017


Happy New Year’s Eve! Every year we are invited over to a friends house for their New Year’s party. It includes lots of food, beverages and fireworks. This year because of the high winds the bonfire had to be squelched and it was so cold without it, we didn’t make it until midnight. Plus they weren’t so sure they could do the big finish anyway.

When we first got there I had them set up a ring all around the Miata of the 60,000 big sparklers we had bought on the way over. OK, maybe it really was only a dozen sparklers. The CTBNL actually went over the 60,000 mile mark last night on the way home, but I forgot to blog about it. I was reminded about it when we got in the car to go out tonight.

Tagged: Miata Mileage, Motoring Challenge

Last Minute Point Grabbing

Saturday, December 30, 2017

Down to the final 2 days of the year 2017 we drove around yesterday trying to pick up as many points as we could reasonably get locally. Most of today’s photos were ones we looked for all year long hoping to find just the right one, but for one reason or another we dismissed what we saw, thinking that a better one would come along, and then realized we were running out of time to take the photo. We almost waited too long too on the water fountain as several of the local ones we had marked as “aces in the hole” were shut off because of the cold weather.

Animal Shelter (with Animal): Donna, Lucky and Lucky’s owner in front of the Aiken County Animal Shelter. (12/30/17)
Greasy Spoon: The Track Kitchen in Aiken’s horse district has always been a spot for owners and trainers to discuss their thoroughbred’s morning workouts, but its down-home charm has attracted a following among Aiken’s regular folks for breakfast. You order at the counter and they bring your food to your table, but if you get coffee you have to walk around the counter into the middle of the kitchen proper and serve yourself from a giant urn. (12/30/17)
Water Fountain: This was, like many of today’s photos, one of those we looked for all year long for just the right one, but for one reason or another we dismissed what we saw thinking that a better one would come along and then realized we were running out of time to take the photo. We almost waited too long too as several of the local ones we had as “aces in the hole” were shut off because of the cold weather. (12/30/17)

Infamous Location: A monument to Thomas McKie Meriwether, the only white person killed in the Hamburg Massacre in 1876 in what is now part of North Augusta, SC. This is part of the inscription on this side: “In life he exemplified the highest ideal of Anglo-Saxon civilization. By his death, he assured to the children of beloved land the supremacy of that ideal.” The wording on the other 3 side are just as cringe worthy today. If interested, the whole story is here.(12/30/17)
With an Old Friend: We both have like maybe one friend left over from school days, but they live too far away. The middle years were spent in brief stints in different places due to military service, so our time in Aiken is where our old friend had to come from. Donna and I befriended Jackie and her husband John when they showed up at a Miata Club meeting with their new ’95 M. So I hope 22 years ago counts as old times. (12/30/17)

It’s not over yet either. We have procrastinated ourselves into a whole on the “Epic Sunset” photo, so Sunday night (AKA Six Hours to Deadline) we are going to go out and take a picture of whatever kind of sunset that happens and call it Epic and hope it counts. We also have a New Year’s Eve gather to go to that has a Fireworks Display” involved, so that will be another point. If we get both we will end up with a total of 242. Probably not a winner, but should land us in the money of one of the top 50 runners up.

Tagged: Motoring Challenge

Saturday in the Swamp

Sunday, December 17, 2017


Saturday morning we headed out to get a few last minute Motoring Challenge points. We got a Haberdashery, Sorority/Fraternity, a Natures Giant and a Hero/Villain for 4 big points. This is the second time we have taken a photo of the sign at the entrance to the Congaree Swamp. This year we are using it for Nature’s Giant, but in 2014 it counted for a point as a National Park.

We now have 233 points out of a possible 257. Of the 24 remaining points, if we are lucky and diligent, we will get eight of those. Even if we managed to snag all 24, we still might not end up in the top 3 anyway. Some folks may have a higher possible total because of the scrabble points, those that find 3 words that total more than our 92 points would finish ahead of us.

Haberdashery: There is a place right here in our fair city that would be classified as a haberdashery, Lionel Smith Ltd., but no sign with the word. At first we thought it was going to mean a trip to our nemesis city Atlanta, but this place opened recently in Columbia. (12/16/17)
Sorority/Fraternity: The Zeta Tau Alpha Fraternity located on the campus of the University of South Carolina. I’m guessing that the word sorority has fallen out of favor as the ZTA fraternity is for women. (12/16/17)
Natures Giant 05 – Congaree Swamp: The Congaree National Park is the largest intact expanse of old growth bottomland hardwood forest remaining in the southeastern United States. We used this park for one of our submissions for National Parks in our first challenge back in 2014. (12/16/17)
Heroes and Villains 10 – John C Calhoun: Mr. Calhoun was born near Abbeville, SC and became the 7th Vice President of the United States under John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson. But he is better remembered for defending slavery and heavily influencing the South’s secession from the Union, so like nearly everyone in this category, whether he is remembered as a hero or a villain depends on the eye of the beholder. (12/16/17)

Tagged: Motoring Challenge

59,000 Things I’m Thankful For

Saturday, November 25, 2017

1. My morning person wife.
We got up on Turkey Day at 5:30, the same time as on a normal work day to drive up to Hendersonville, NC.

2. My patient wife.
To visit my sister and her husband and have our Thanksgiving meal at their community pot luck.

3. My carefree wife.
But before getting to their house we traveled 25 miles past them to the north into Asheville.

4. My curious wife.
To take a picture of an Inspirational Woman’s Monument she found after hours of internet searching.

5. My lovely wife.
Who posed in the near freezing temperatures by a very Large Flat Iron sculpture in downtown for a Motoring point.

6. My flexible wife.
Then when we were stymied in getting the Woman’s statue photo by thousands of runners participating in a Turkey Trot and Gobble Wobble, Donna shrugged and said, “We’ll come back again early tomorrow.”

7. My generous wife.
At the Black Friday sale at Mast General Store she let me buy a $40 hoodie I wanted, but didn’t really need, while she bought a gift to give away at the upcoming MMC Christmas Party.

8. My understanding wife.
She understands that there is no way I can come up with 58,992 more of these.

The CTBNL passed through the 59,000 mile mark a few miles north of Saluda, SC on the way up to North Carolina.

Giant Human Creations 05 – Large Flat Iron: For the past few years this very large iron sculpture, along with other pieces of art along Asheville’s Wall St get “yarn bombed” during the fall. Apparently it is art on top of art, I always thought it was to keep kids from getting their tongues stuck on them in the cold weather. (11/23/17)
Memorial of an Inspirational Woman: Part of the Western North Carolina Veterans memorial in Asheville is a bronze statue of a woman seated on a granite bench with letters to home from their sons off in the military on her lap. (11/24/17)
Oil Well: One of two Oil Well Lube Centers in Hendersonville, North Carolina. (11/24/17)
Art Car: It is either art or madness to take a plastic kneeling giraffe and graft it to the top of a mid-50’s DeSoto. I’m going with art…(11/24/17)

Tagged: Family, Miata Mileage, Motoring Challenge, Thanksgiving

Let’s Take A(nother) Drive

Sunday, November 19, 2017


So yesterday morning we drove to Columbia in the Mini, essentially a one hundred twenty mile round trip for breakfast. Some people might question this method of purchasing the most important meal of the day, but we could think of no finer way to spend 3 hours on a lovely fall Saturday.

On second thought, we could.

So after a lunch at Subway here in Aiken yesterday, we filled up the Miata, dropped the top and drove to Greenwood, about 60 miles away, to take a photo of a train locomotive. Not just any locomotive, but one worth 10 points in the Moss Motoring Challenge in the category “117 Years of Transportation.” Before we took this drive we still needed 4 of the 12 photos, the decades of 1900, 1910, 1950 & 1980.

On our way into Greenwood I got a fleeting glimpse of a car repair place that had a very interesting old truck parked outside. Because we were going to go back out of town the same way we were coming in I didn’t pull an immediate u-turn. The shop was further back than I thought though and I was just beginning to worry I had imagined it, when it popped up on the left.

The 111-year old train was the big prize, but this auto repair was a nice prize in it’s own right. That old truck was a 1954 or 1955 Chevy 3100 pick up. And in the back was our 1980’s point just sitting there, a nicely preserved Pontiac Fiero. Before we had headed north we cut through a local golf course neighborhood to get a photo for our last point in the “Around the World” category.

117 Years of Transportation – 1954 Chevrolet 3100 Pickup: We made a trip to Greenwood, SC to photograph a 1906 train locomotive and also stumbled onto an interesting auto repair place. This one was out front sitting on 20″ chrome dubs with rubber band tires. It is either a ’54 or ’55 because of the one piece curved windshield. (11/18/17)
117 Years of Transportation – 1986 Pontiac Fiero 2M6 GT : We made a trip to Greenwood, SC to photograph a 1906 train locomotive and also stumbled onto an auto repair place. This was one of a few cars that looks like it was still a daily driver. I’m guessing an ’86 because of 2M6 GT badges on the tail. (11/18/17)
Around the World 15 – Inverness: One of the streets in a local golfing communities named for famous golfing locations. (11/18/17)

Tagged: Motoring Challenge, Road Trip
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