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Miatatude

If Nobody Else Will, I’ll Start

Monday, July 4, 2005

I ordered a shirt from my new Camp Mazdamiata collection in the Life of Brian Stuff store. I bought the yellow one with a logo on the front and “Driving Instructor” on the back. You should get one too. If you order today you might get it in time for Miatas at the Gap IX on the last weekend in July and if you order one before July 14th you can also get $3 off by using this coupon code: LOLSAV

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The FRS are on ESPN2 tonight, so I’ll be swapping back and forth between the game and the marathon. Man, I just loved John Goodman as the acting President when Zoe got kidnapped.

Tagged: FRS, Miatatude

Almost Dry

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Our pants got a little damp on the ride into work this morning, but leaving the cockpit cover off in the morning helped quite a bit. Not taking any chances we put it back on for the afternoon. Tomorrow’s planned repeat of this process will probably have the car totally dried out.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 193
Tagged: Miatatude

Where Is The Bilge Pump On This Thing?

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

At our lunchtime walk around the parking lot the sky was looking kind of iffy. Donna asked if I thought that we should put the top up and I waved her off. As a precaution when I got back inside I checked the radar loop on Weather.com and it looked like the line of thundershowers was moving north and east away from us, so I forgot all about the rain. For about 10 minutes. That is when the bottom fell out. If you were to look in the Microsoft’s Encarta for the word deluge, a video of what happened this afternoon would appear there.

It rained hard, like a cow pissing on a flat rock in a flowing stream, for at least 20 minutes. After 5, I knew I was in trouble. When the storm passed I wandered out to the parking lot to inspect the damages. The cockpit cover was soaked and when I peeled it back the inside looked barely wet. I did a quick sigh and felt the driver’s seat bottom. Uh, oh, it went squish, squish. That’s when I noticed the puddle of water under the seat. 😯 There was about an inch of rainwater under there. I went into the trunk and got my hand towel I use for quick detailing and started to sop up the puddle. After about a dozen dips and then squeezing out the water onto the asphalt the remaining water was at least not in danger of slooshing around on the drive home. The passenger side didn’t have a puddle, everything was just soaked through. I used a bunch of paper towels and dried the rest of the surfaces off. The seat bottoms and the “carpet” was still very wet.

Once I got home I pulled the seats and popped off the sill plates so I could peel back the carpet and dry underneath. I ended up using 6 full size bath towels to get all I could get dry in the cockpit. The colored and shredded recycled 2 litter 7-Up bottles that Mazda uses for carpet in the car is no real problem, it should eventually dry with no issues. But underneath that on each side are a couple of pieces of fiber padding that acted like sponges and they will not be 100% dry when I button the car back up later tonight. I may just rip the soggy padding out and replace it with something else later…

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 193
Tagged: Miatatude

Dodging Rain Showers

Saturday, June 11, 2005
Started up, went down, went up, went down, back up again, back down again, up, down, up still another time, down yet again, back up, back down, up one more time, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 184
Tagged: Miatatude

Red Five, Where Are You Red Five?

Sunday, June 5, 2005

Rare night off from blogging last night.

All this hoopla over Star Wars: Episode III – Anakin Goes Bad has made me want to go see it, but somehow I feel I will be disappointed, so I hesitate. Yesterday while channel surfing I stumbled on something on VH1 entitled, When Star Wars Ruled the World. An hour long retrospective of the original trilogy. Jonsing for a Force Fix, I decided to pop in the DVD of Star Wars: Episode IV – The One That Started It All. Even though I could do the all the dialog right along with the actors, I still enjoyed it.

The final battle to destroy the Death Star got me thinking. Maybe I need to change out my current Share the Road license plate for a personalized tag that reads “RED 5” for Luke’s call sign in his X-wing. It is probably long gone as I can’t be the only one in South Carolina to think of that. Maybe “REDFIVE” or “RED V” is free. In some states you can check online if a plate is available, but not here…

Tagged: Miatatude

Mmmm…BBQ

Thursday, June 2, 2005

The monthly meeting of the Master’s Miata Club was tonight and we held it in a back room at Bobby’s BBQ just west of Aiken. I like the food here and managed 3 trips to the buffet, before getting dessert. I don’t heap the plate or anything, but I do get my $6.95 worth.

The weather has been downright dreary around here the last week or so, but today we did manage to get the top down for the drive in to work and the ride home. We put it up while at the meeting as radar looked ugly, but it didn’t rain while we were inside. So the top went back down for the drive home. We almost made it home with it down, but about 2 miles from the garage we had to put it up as the slower city driving allowed the rain to get us wet instead of just the windshield.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 162
Tagged: Food, Miatatude

Another Newsletter Put To Bed

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

As they say in the business. The June issue of “The Driver” is all ready for mailing. Tomorrow we will make the trip to the big city and postagize the envelopes at Rader. If you are allergic to paper, you can read the gist of it online here thanks to the generosity of Yahoo! Geocities and some of their fine sponsors that the Master’s Miata Club neither approves nor endorses.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/05: 153
Tagged: Miatatude
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