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A Mystery Cache

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hats Off To Caching SC We went for a hike in Hitchcock Woods this evening and checked on two of our caches and scouted a spot for our next hide, Hats Off to Caching in SC. It is inspired by the fellow who was also responsible for my Geocaching License, Renzo Tobias.

It is going to be a mystery cache and we found the perfect place to put it, a place in the Woods that is called Mystery Field. It is more of a thinned out piece of woods than an actual field and it doesn’t have a sign, but it is a spot of the woods that is little used and all up hill on the way out, so heading back to the start is a pleasant walk down. If someone wanted to get this one and the other two we checked on tonight it will be a nice little 3 mile loop.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 308
Tagged: Geocaching, Hiking

Oh Deer

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Oh DeerAbout 4:30 this afternoon we looked at each other and said, “Let’s go.” We loaded up the Miata with knapsacks, walking sticks, hiking boots, some ice water, a cut up apple and headed into Hitchcock Woods to find “SECTION”. I had pretty much given up on finding this one, we had the Stage 1 coordinates, but in three attempts could not locate the small cache with the coords for Stage 2. A fellow cacher who was one of the half dozen or so to have found this one had offered a hint after our second try, but I was reluctant. Call it a function of the gene that makes us males incapable of asking for directions, I didn’t want the hint, but Donna with Marisa Tomei’s help convinced me to take it.

Mona Lisa Vito: So what’s your problem?
Vincent Gambini: My problem is, I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.
Mona Lisa Vito: Well, I guess that plan’s moot.
Vinny Gambini: Yeah.
Mona Lisa Vito: You know, this could be a sign of things to come. You win all your cases, but with somebody else’s help, right? you win case after case, and then afterwards you have to go up to somebody and you have to say, “thank you.”
[pause]
Mona Lisa Vito: Oh my God, what a f**king nightmare!

With the hint we found the Stage 1 container within minutes of arriving at GZ. The coordinates for Stage 2 were loaded up and off we went. A few minutes into the trip a big rustling sound came off from our right. We had spooked a deer. She circled through the woods a bit and came back out on the trail 25 yards ahead of us, eyeballed us for a minute or so, then danced away. When we started it said the cache was .25 miles away right straight down the Palmetto Ride trail where the Stage 1 was hidden off of. The distance steadily decreased to about half that before the trail headed off in a perpendicular direction. The distance to the cache grew and grew until it was over a third of mile off, before the trail turned back and the distance started to came down again. When it got down to around 300 feet the trail again turned 90 degrees away from the cache.

Knowing the trail eventually looped back again, but not for a long while, when went off-trail and made a beeline for our goal (well, as much a beeline as possible through the thick brush and brambles, dang, the scratches from last weekend’s bushwhacking expedition were just starting to disappear.) The GPSr led us straight to a small dam that we had been to long before when we were just hiking in here and not looking for ammo cans well integrated into the environment. To the left was an algae covered pond, to the right was a 30 foot drop and the direction indicator said 60′ straight across the two foot wide concrete dam. Neither of us were foolhardy enough to try the balancing act, so we weighed the steep wooded drop to the small stream below the dam or the long trail to the other side.

The long walk won out because we knew that was easier to get to the dam from the Low Country Ride trail from previous experience. When we got around to the other side of the dam the GPSr did it again, pointed straight across the dam the other way and read sixty feet. Niiice, now what?

We fight the only slightly less steep downhill on this side through thick underbrush to the very bottom of the ravine about 90′ downstream from the dam. The GPSr was now pointing right at the dam. Damn. We daintily hop a very murky looking stream and fight more thick vines with thorny sides until we are at the base of the dam. There inside the three foot square opening of a water gate was an ammo can. FOUND IT! (For some reason it was totally unnecessarily hidden behind a couple pieces of broken clay pipe, like there would ever be any foot traffic down here and they might accidentally spot it…)

We signed the log, climbed the hill back to the trail and headed out of the woods. Total miles walked, 3.0; total time spent in the woods, 1:55:30; average speed, 2 mph; total bleeding scratches on my legs and arms, 5.

Sure hope they never have to open that overflow gate, they’ll no one will ever see that ammo can again.

Oh, and OddAngles, “Thank you.”

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 302
Tagged: Geocaching, Hiking

Black Gum Pond

Monday, July 6, 2009

Black Gum PondWalked by this pond on our way into Hitchcock Woods yesterday.

The two caches we hid yesterday were published (listed on geocaching.com and announcing emails sent out) a little before 9:00 PM last night and in less than 12 hours both were found.

I checked the site at mid day and “Out West” was logged with a FTF at 7:50 this morning. The same cacher logged “Jump At Your Own Risk” as a second to find, some one had beat them to it, and they wondered aloud in their log how they could have possibly missed each other.

The answer came this evening when the FTF of “Jump” logged in. They went out hunting as soon as they got the email last night. Now technically you are not supposed to be in the woods after dark, but that is not what was so wrong about this person caching at 10 o’clock at night, it was the fact that at that time Aiken was in the middle of a big ol’ thunderstorm. To quote from his log: “with the lightning flashing so much it was like hiking with a strobelight on!”

Such is the lure of being the First To Find a cache for some people.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 281
Tagged: Geocaching, Hiking

Tim’s Crossing

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Tim's CrossingWe went for a hike in the woods this morning real early to beat the heat and to be home before Stage 1 of Le Tour started at 8:30AM.

This objective was to retrieve the small cache, “Jump At Your Own Risk,” we placed last week and move it to a different spot in the woods. We also wanted to place cache #2. The second one is titled “Out West” because we placed them in the western part of the woods and it is filled with some of the inexpensive souvenirs we brought back from our trip out west last April.

Yesterday evening we needed something to watch on TV so I poked around on Encore & Starz that came with our Tour de France digital package and found the third Pirate movie on one of the channels. When I first attempted to watch this movie back at the end 2007 I could only stomach 19 minutes of it. In the back of my mind I have always wondered had I bailed too early on it because people said it didn’t get good until Captain Jack Sparrow made his entrance. Wonder no more. We came in somewhere near the middle of the movie and lasted about 5 minutes. What a waste.

To make up for it this afternoon we watched the one and only TDPM on our copy of the DVD.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 280
Tagged: Geocaching, Hiking, Rants

Sick & Tired of Feeling Sick & Tired

Thursday, July 2, 2009

We are packing up our cough medicine, decongestants, expectorants and throat lozenges and going on a day trip. We have been threatening to go to the Concord Mills Mall for several weeks now and it is high time we did.

Donna needs a new pair of hiking boots, so a trip to the Bass Pro Shop is in order. We’ve both had a hankering for the spicy food at Razzoo’s just across the parking lot from the BPS. As an extra incentive Clunk (or is it Thunk?) is racing his Miata, AKA POS, at Lowe’s Motor Speedway at NASA Firecracker Run. We are going through geocaching withdrawal too.

So we are loading up the Miata. Film at Eleven.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 277
Tagged: Food, Geocaching, Hiking, Rants, Road Trip

Keep Off Golf Course

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Keep Off Golf Course

Good advice for anyone…

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 253
Tagged: Hiking

When The Going Gets Tough

Saturday, May 30, 2009

To Mr. Fletchers RideWe went for a nice little hike in Hitchcock Woods this morning, that is until we were stumped for the second time trying to find the Crazy Creek Cache. We tried three weeks ago and trampled the heck out of the hillside where this thing is located without finding it. Today we were confident that it wouldn’t elude us again, unfortunately all we did was delude ourselves. Also we didn’t know it at the time, but it set the tone for the rest of the morning. We tried two other caches more near downtown Aiken after we exited the woods and were stumped by both of them.

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping, so we went to Kroger to get our weekly supply of groceries (at least there we found everything.)

I changed the oil and rotated the tires on the Emperor after shopping.

This evening we drove with some friends to Lexington for some deep dish goodness at the Uno Chicago Grill there. This is the very antithesis of last weekend’s pizza in Hendersonville. Donna and I knew better, sensing a large meal, we split a salad and a pizza for one. That was just enough, but regrettably when Rudy and Patti offered me a slice from their large pie, the still lingering great taste in my mouth overruled my common sense and I ate the tendered piece. It tasted great but sat heavy with me for the next couple hours.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 221
Tagged: Geocaching, Hiking, Miata Service
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