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Welcome To Lake Bosworth

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

I am up visiting BIL Scott and family for Christmas. Because I wanted to have my own place to sleep instead of kicking one of the kids out of their bedroom, I rented a VRBO on Lake Bosworth, which is like 4 miles away. Turns out it is the exact same place Donna and I stayed at for a week back in April of 2015.

Back then it was a 2-bedroom, but now it is only a single bedroom; the door to that second bedroom is locked. I asked the host about it, and she told me it was a septic system issue; the previous owner let up to 6 people stay, and that amount overloaded the system.

Tagged: Fam Damily, Travel

Alligator Man

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Yesterday I drove up to Long Beach, Washington to visit brother-in-law Scott and the two nieces. Nephew James had other obligations and mom Beth enjoyed a quiet, hopefully relaxing weekend at home. Maddy, Susan and dad were spending time with his in-law’s family at their beach house. Beth’s younger sister, her husband were there with their 2 kids, Luke and Eli. The kid cousins were having a great time together. There were about a dozen other older relatives, from my age and up, who I was introduced to. By the end of the day I had mastered everyone’s names, but their relation to each other never totally gelled.

I left home at 7:30 AM and returned home at 8:30 PM. Its a 2-1/2 hour ride up and the same on the way home, so I spent around 8 hours up there. I had lunch, which was leftover Mexican from Friday night and dinner was burgers and salmon on the grill, along with a half dozen picnic salad staples. Before lunch a lot of us went to the next small town over, Ilwaco’s “Farmers” market. After lunch was a trip into town to visit Marsh’s Free Museum and giant souvenir shop to see the Alligator Man and buy some trinkets. I bought a couple post cards and a sticker for the trunk of the Miata.

Alligator Man


 
Right across the street from Marsh’s was the Chamber of Commerce with the World’s Largest Frying Pan, so, you just know I needed a photo of that. I was then tipped off to an arch a 1/4 mile away proclaiming “World’s Longest Beach”, so I walked over to photograph it too.

The World’s Largest Frying Pan
World’s Longest Beach

When I got home I looked these two “World’s Largest” thing to see if they were listed on Roadside America, and they were. Trouble is the frying pan may have been the largest when it was forged back in 1941, but it is no longer the largest. Rose Hill, NC has one that is 15′ in diameter, 5-1/2 feet greater in diameter than Long Beach’s. The arch’s claim is dubious as well, the beach it is a state park and is 28 miles in length. It doesn’t make onto Wikipedia’s list of the world’s longest beach.

Tagged: Fam Damily

Why Are You In Oregon?

Tuesday, January 5, 2021

The title of this post comes from the sentiment my cousin Louise (AKA: Weezie) wrote on the envelope of her Christmas card to us. And for good measure repeated inside the card as well. Donna has said she is going to write her a note explaining our relocation, but has been putting it off for the last week or 10 days, so I’m going to write the reason down here, maybe spurring her into doing it in that card.

For more than the past dozen years, in nearly every one of those summers, we have taken a 2 week vacation to come out west. One of those weeks has been dedicated to visit Donna’s youngest brother and his fledgling family. The first year it was to attend the baby shower for he and Beth’s first child. Along the way James has been joined by two subsequent sisters and this year that number one child will be getting his driver’s learner permit. Yikes!

The other vacation week has been to explore western America, just the two of us. Mostly Washington and Oregon, but we’ve been through a bit of California, Nevada, Utah, Colorado and New Mexico. The desert southwest, while stunningly beautiful in its own way, didn’t hold a candle to the Pacific Northwest’s appeal to us. So this is where we visited more than anywhere else. We spent time on the Olympic Peninsula, in the San Juan Islands, central Washington, the Cascade Mountains and the Oregon coast. Every time we returned from one of forays out here we would come back, look at each other and say, “We need to move out there.” After 2017’s western trip we started seriously considering a move away from our home of 30 years, Aiken, SC.

We started with a couple criteria for our new home, 1) a small, but not too small, town, 2) was nowhere too close to the big cities of Seattle or Portland and 3) be close, but not too close to brother and family. We used started by looking in Washington state and the first serious contender was the town of Sequim (pronounced skwim) on the Olympic Peninsula. It was less than 100 miles to the Morrison Manse in Granite Falls, but took over two hours to get there because it involved two ferry rides. The ferry rides were actually a big plus for us though, as we always managed to get in several on every visit out that way, we enjoyed them so much. When we started home shopping on Zillow in our price range it was apparent that, even in a small town of just 6,000 souls, that that money wasn’t nearly enough to put us in something nowhere as nice as we are used to.

Our 2018 trip out west was to Lake Tahoe for a wedding, because we were both retired at that point, we drove and took our time. When we got back to South Carolina we were now more determined than ever to move out west. The leading contender had become Carson City, Nevada because we enjoyed ourselves there one weekend day visit. But when we started looking at houses on Zillow it had the same cost problem as Sequim.

I then made a spreadsheet of towns in several western states with some specific criteria, population of 25 to 40 thousand, altitude of a minimum of 2500′, fairly temperate (not as hot as Aiken, but not too much lower than there in the winter) and more sunny days than cloudy, plus the big one -housing affordability. The field was quickly narrowed down to one city, Klamath Falls, Oregon. We searched around the internet as best we could to look the place over, from afar it did look like a winner. We started virtually stalking house on Zillow and were pleasantly surprised with what we found.

Our trip out west for 2019 was now set, one week for visiting family in Washington and the other in Klamath Falls. We picked the last week in June for Oregon because there were lots of events scheduled for then and that left the 4th of July week to visit Granite Falls. We had an AirBnB for a week in Klamath and wandered around town, enjoyed several car related events, ate at a few local restaurants, did some geocaching and even had a realtor show us 4 homes that we had chosen from Zillow. We both agreed, we could live there.

We returned to Aiken on July 10th, we put our house on the market July 29th, we agreed on selling the house September 9th, we closed on it on October 11th and started driving to Oregon on the next day.

Tagged: Fam Damily, Family, Moving, Oregon, Weezie

Quick Sat/Sun Recap

Sunday, November 17, 2019
  1. We spent some of Saturday morning standing around in the chilly Washington rain watching the nieces play around in a skate park.
  2. We spent most of Saturday afternoon standing around in the chilly Washington rain watching the nephew and the nieces burn American flags.
  3. We spent a bit of Saturday night eating generic pizza with the whole fam damily while one niece had a football party and the nephew and Troop 28 celebrated the flag retirement ceremony.
  4. We spent most of today driving home from Granite Falls, Washington.
  5. We spent almost all of the afternoon and most of the evening watching the NFL on TV
For items 1 & 2 see my Instagram feed @mistermiata. Re: #4, we did what we used to do when coming back from Florida, about the same distance, leave at 5:00 AM on a Sunday, making the trip bearable.
 
Tagged: Fam Damily, Road Trip

Enchanted Forest

Friday, July 5, 2019

We had planned a hike along the Lime Kiln Trail with the whole family, but when Donna and I arrived at the Morrison Manse in Granite Falls, the only two folks that were up and raring to go were Donna’s older brother and the oldest niece. The rest stayed up ’til after midnight with the neighborhood crew lighting off fireworks.

So 9-year old Maddie directed us to the trail head not too far out of town, acted as hike leader and guide to the interpretation of forest scenery as everyday fairy objects.

Tagged: Fam Damily, Hiking, Vacation

The Fourth Down on the Farm

Thursday, July 4, 2019

The annual neighborhood gathering on the farm for the fourth of my wife’s brother’s wife’s parents.

Tagged: Fam Damily, Vacation

Nieces Playing Football

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Nieces Maddie (9) and Susan (7) suit up to play tackle football this fall. These are their practice jerseys and I wouldn’t exactly call tossing the football around the backyard with uncles practice.

Tagged: Fam Damily, Vacation
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