Life of Brian

a proud part of the 90%

  •  
  • Miatatude
    • New Miata
      Modification List
    • New Old Miata
      Modification List

    • Brian’s Miata Photos
      • New Miata Photos
      • New Old Miata
      • C.T.B.N.L Photos
      • The Emperor Photos
      • 2008 Calendar
      • 2007 Calendar
      • 2006 Calendar
      • 2005 Calendar
      • 1995 Laguna Blue Photos
    • Brian Buys A Miata
    • Brian Goes To College
    • Brian Fights Breast Cancer
    • Brian In A Ditch
    • Brian Buys Tires & Wheels
    • Miata Ipsum
  • Minitude
    • Lady Bug Photos
    • Mini 2
  • Photos
    • Oregon
      • 2020 Klamath Basin Scavenger Hunt
      • #revchallenge
      • Traffic Signal Box Art
    • Moss Motoring Challenges
      • 2020 Moss Motoring Challenge
      • 2019 Moss Motoring Challenge
      • 2018 Moss Motoring Challenge
      • 2017 Moss Motoring Challenge
      • 2016 Moss Motoring Challenge II
      • 2016 Moss Motoring Challenge
      • 2015 Moss Motoring Challenge
      • 2014 Moss Motoring Challenge
    • Travel
      • 2022 Santa Fe Trip
      • 2018 Way Out West Wedding Trip
      • 2012 Northeast Trip
      • 2009 Western States Trip
      • 2007 Northeast Trip #2
      • 2007 Northwest Trip
      • 2007 Northeast Trip #1
      • 2006 Northwest Trip
      • 2006 Florida Trip
      • 2005 Washington DC Trip
      • Gnorthwest Gnome
      • Travels With Brian
    • Memes
      • Phototime Tuesday
      • Tuesday Challenge
      • Lensday Wednesday
      • Theme Thursday
      • Photo Friday
      • Enchanted Ceiling
    • BMW Susan Komen Ultimate Drives
      • BMW Susan Komen Ultimate Drive 2006
      • BMW Susan Komen Ultimate Drive 2007
      • BMW Susan Komen Ultimate Drive 2008
    • Hot Air Balloon Festivals
      • Aiken 2007
      • Aiken 2008
    • Hitchcock Woods
      • Monthly Photo 2006
      • Mr Fletcher’s Ride
      • Signs
    • Various
      • USS Midway
      • Papercraft
      • Action Figures
      • Radio Paradise HD
      • Purple Whale Photos
      • Aiken’s 2010 Snow Day
      • MMC’s Trip to the South Carolina Train Museum
      • NASA Firecracker Run
      • Saluda County Memorial Day Tribute
      • Stuart’s Wedding
  • Post Offices
    • Oregon Post Offices
      • Adams to Cannon Beach
      • Canyon City to Durkee
      • Eagle Creek to Hermiston
      • Hillsboro to Marylhurst
      • Maupin to Phoenix
      • Pilot Rock to Saint Paul
      • Salem to Tiller
      • Toledo to Yoncalla
    • South Carolina Post Offices
      • Abbeville to Cassatt
      • Catawba to Cross Hill
      • Dalzell to Gilbert
      • Glendale to Iva
      • Jackson to Lynchburg
      • Manning to Norway
      • Olanta to Russellville
      • Saint George to Sycamore
      • Tamassee to York
    • Miscellaneous Post Offices
  • Misc
    • Geocaching
      • GA County Challenge
      • GA DeLorme Challenge
      • GA State Park Challenge
      • SC County Geocaching Challenge
      • SC DeLorme Geocaching Challenge
    • Spenser’s Crime Buster Rules
    • Contact Form
  • Shop
a proud part of the 90%

Swimming Pool

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I’m in the dining room area of the Fairfield Inn listening to the FRS and watching Four Christmases. I’m not sure what is worse, the WiFi reception in the pool area or the movie. Donna, her brother Scott, his wife Beth and their two munchins are splashing around in the miniature indoor pool. I started there to be polite, but the lousy WiFi and the humidity forced me into a hotel common room, where there was someone lounging on the couch watching this two year old Christmas Turkey on HBO.

The Sox started out good with 2 runs in the bottom of the first. Tampa tied it up in the top of the 3rd and have now taken the lead on a bases loaded walk in the fourth. I maybe be heading back to the pool…

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 820
Tagged: FRS

Laborless Day

Monday, September 6, 2010

Typically this is the day we native New Englanders consider summer over. School would start this week and the mornings are cool enough for a light coat or sweater. Then I moved south and all that went out the window, school’s been in session for a two or three weeks and the mornings won’t cool off until the end of this month. But today it felt like I was transported back north. We went for a small bike ride this morning and when I stepped outside the garage, I turned right around,went back inside and got a long sleeve shirt to wear. At the end of the ride Donna and I sat outside at the Atlanta Bread Company eating our bagels, drinking our coffee and reading the morning paper and it felt like fall. I would have liked to have been able bottle a bit of that to break out one grim winter day this coming January.

I spend the rest of the morning giving the Emperor his quarterly wash and wax. Amazing the amount of tiny little bits of paint that has chipped off the front end of the car in the 111.5k miles it has traveled and they are all the more noticeable because the primer underneath the dark Garnet Red is white.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 819
Tagged: Bicycling, Miata Washings

I Can’t Believe I’m Still Listening

Saturday, September 4, 2010

I must be a real fan. As of this morning, depending on which version you believe, the FRS playoff chances stood at 3, 4 or 5%. That was before the Yankees won their game today and the Sox lost the first game, postponed by Earl from last night and will likely lost tonight’s regularly scheduled game (they are losing 3-1 in the 7th.)

As much as I enjoy the coffee (and the coffee cake muffin) from Dunkin’ Donuts I fear they may have lost our business forever this morning. We should have taken the hint. On our way into the place this morning we passed a car with a fellow in the drivers seat talking very loudly to himself, or rhetorically to his passenger inside the store, saying, “How long does it take to get a double coffee?!?” There were three employees with only three customers, so it shouldn’t have taken too long, but somehow it did.

One associate, because of the headset, must have been the drive-up person, who’s job description read, “Do not leave the window for any reason, even if there are no cars in line. And when you are not busy please feel free to carry on a personal conversation with your fellow employees to aid in the disruption their productivity.” Employee number 2 was the main counter person and was either very new at the job or only used to dealing with humans via texting or stoned and having a hard time completing a complex order that consisted of three coffees. To be fair, this person was dealing with someone who had either never been in a Dunkin’ Donuts before or never ordered coffee or was hungover. The third person dressed in a pink polo shirt with DD embroidered in brown on their right breast was probably the “cook” and tried to help out the second person in line (whose partner was outside with steam escaping his ears and possible thinking of driving his 15 year old purple Dodge Neon through the front window), but was stymied by the request for iced coffee and the unexpected return of customer number 1 to ask where they kept the “to go” sugar. We took this opportunity to leave the store.

We headed back across town at a small family restaurant called Autens that we had been meaning to try for some time. We ended up spending a bit more money there and the coffee was nothing special, there were three really nice surprises. First was they offered a salmon cake as a meat side, which Donna ordered, and I sampled, which was very good. The second was instead of having “home fries” as the alternative to grits they offered something called potato scramble, which turns out to be, I’m guessing, last nights mashed potatoes with some butter mixed in and fried on the grill into a sort of pancake. Thirdly, our waitress was Evangeline Lilly who was possibly doing research for her next movie. She is a little younger looking than she seemed on TDTVS and her freckles were covered by makeup, but it was her alright.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 817
Tagged: Cars, FRS, Rants, TDTVS

The Valve Store

Friday, September 3, 2010

A sales guy from our Charlotte office called our Human Resources today with a request for an outside photo of the plant. He needed one for an article in the local paper and had seen one when he was visiting last week, but forgot to ask for a copy then. He was directed to me because I had taken some for HR a couple years back and figured I’d still have them. I know I had seen them somewhat recently, but couldn’t find them anywhere on my PC or on the company network, so I walked outside, got the camera from the car and took a stroll on the front lawn.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 815
Tagged: Misc Photos

I’m Not Watching Or Listening

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I was watching the MFY play Oakland on ESPN, but that was short lived as the Yanks took a lead in the 1st inning, so I quit watching that. I didn’t quit watching in time though as I caught the ticker on the bottom of the screen reporting that Baltimore was already up 4-1 on the FRS in their 1st inning.

How can my lip be numb from the pain pills, but I have a sore throat today? (instead of yesterday’s headache)

Can’t figure out what car? Here’s a hint:

Now if they can get their steering issues worked out…

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 811
Tagged: FRS

Now I Shouldn’t Be Listening

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Last night the FRS had the night off and still lost ground in the standings (both Tampa & NY won.) Tonight they are getting their butts kicked by the second worse team in Major League Baseball. I hear the Fat Lady warming up.

You can’t even notice, but I updated the theme for the blog. Tomorrow I may even update the version of WordPress I’m running. Try and contain yourself.

How can you still have a headache when you are taking Ultracet for back pain?

We have pretty much decided to keep the current Emperor’s Dynasty going by buying a new grown-up car next year. Take a guess what the leading competitor is? And no it is not a Mini…

Started down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 809
Tagged: FRS

I Can’t Watch

Sunday, August 29, 2010

The FRS on on ESPN tonight and I can’t watch.

I’m sitting here listening to the game in front of the PC. This is the 3rd and final game in this series against the Tampa Bay Rays who are one of the teams ahead of them in the Sox’s road to the playoffs. They really needed to win all three of these games and they started right by winning Friday, but they lost last night. On Friday there were only 34 games left in the season and the Red Sox were 5-1/2 games behind both the Rays and the MFY. That means they will have to win 6 more games than either one of those two teams to make the playoffs. If the Yankees and Rays play at the same pace they have so far this year they will finish those remaining 34 games at a record of 21 wins and 13 loses. So to pull ahead the FRS will have to play 27-7 ball, and while that pace is not impossible, it is highly improbable.

According to Baseball Prospectus the Red Sox’s chances of making the playoffs, as of this morning, stood at 18%, 13.5% or 7.5%, depending on which version of their “playing the rest of the season a million times” you believe, regular, ELO or PECOTA. And they find themselves in the position that either Tampa, Baltimore or Toronto has been in for the last decade, playing good enough baseball to make the playoffs except for the fact that the Yankees and themselves were in front of them.

Update: After last night’s loss the FRS odds of making the playoffs now stand at 11%, 10% & 4.5%

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 806
Tagged: FRS
« Previous 1 2 3 4 5 … 414 415 416 417 418 419 420 421 422 … 920 921 922 923 924 Next »

sturgeon’s law

"Ninety Percent Of Everything Is Crap"
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, "Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud." Oddly, when Sturgeon's Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to 'crap'.

instagram

Today's Roadside America Photo: Kayak Ranch. An ho Today's Roadside America Photo: Kayak Ranch. An homage to Cadillac Ranch, this is just the right amount of crazy.

#roadsideamerica #kayakranch #brysoncity #brysoncitync #brysoncityoutdoors

site search

the best of

2025 | 2024 | 2023 |2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019 | 2018 | 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002

the rest of

  • 2025: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2024: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2023: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2022: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2021: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2020: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2019: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2018: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2017: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2016: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2015: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2014: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2013: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2012: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2011: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2010: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2009: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2008: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2007: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2006: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2005: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2004: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2003: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12
  • 2002: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12

fuelly

Fuelly Fuelly

meta

  • Log in

Copyright © 2025 Life of Brian.

Lifestyle WordPress Theme by themehit.com