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Almost One Tenth As Old As America

Year: 2024

Missing Pieces

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

We bought this puzzle brand new, so we were the first to open the plastic bag. When we finished the puzzle there was a single missing piece (the hot pink in the upper left under the large sunflowers.)

So we combed the area and couldn’t find it. Making things slightly more difficult was we have the main bedroom carpet temporarily under the puzzle table while they work on the bathroom and it is pretty much the color of the typical cardboard color on the back of puzzle pieces. I went and got a flashlight so I could crawl around on my belly like a reptile shining the light at ground level. I didn’t find it.

What I did find were two other puzzle pieces that didn’t match the current puzzle. They were the two single missing pieces from the last two puzzles we did!?!

Hopefully we’ll accidentally stumble on the current missing piece when we drop a puzzle piece while working on the next puzzle we do.

Tagged: Jigsaw Puzzle, Missing Pieces

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, April 8, 2024

One Third of an Eclipse Edition of SORT
As of Monday, April 8, 2024 at 6:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
2013 Audi TT RS 2013 Audi Q7 TDI 2007 Audi A4 Avant
About 33% of the Sun will be obscured by the Moon for us in the Portland area during the “Great American Eclipse”, but more than likely all of it will be obscured by our predicted cloudy skies.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to (if the reserve was not met):
Sport: 2017 Ducati 1299 Panigale S Bid to $12,990 on 4/4/24
Off-Road: 1980 Suzuki TS250 ER Sold for $2,500 on 4/5/24
Touring: 2018 Harley-Davidson Street Glide Sold for $16,350 on 4/4/24

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Short Shifter Kit

Thursday, April 4, 2024

We are converting, and when I say we I mean we hired some professionals, our fiberglass step in shower enclosure to a roomier, roll in tiled one. Seeing as we are sprucing up elsewhere in the bathroom as well we bought a new toilet for it. We also bought a second matching toilet for the hall bathroom too.

They came from Home Depot so they are a Glacier Bay brand with a vacuum-assisted flush that can clear 7 billiard balls on the first flush. I would like to give that claim a test but I’m afraid that even though the toilet could get rid of those 2-1/4″ solid orbs the house’s plumbing would probably explode.

The inside of the tank looks like under the hood of a modern car, you can’t see the workings because they are under a plastic cover. But I do know there is no old school chain on the handle that goes down to the flapper at the bottom of the tank, so no more jiggling the handle to stop the toilet running. So instead of a three inch throw on the flushing handle this takes a inch to activate. It is sort of like a short shift kit for your manual transmission sports car.

Tagged: Joys of Home Ownership

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, April 1, 2024

Two-Wheeled Foolishness Edition of SORT
As of Monday, April 1, 2024 at 6:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
2017 Ducati
1299 Panigale S
1980 Suzuki
TS250 ER
2018 Harley-Davidson
Street Glide
I get that riding a motorcycle is as close as you can get to flying while earthbound, but I never had the desire. But if I was going to buy a 3-motorcycle garage this week on BAT, these would be them.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to (if the reserve was not met):
Sport: 1999 BMW M Coupe Sold for $35,250 on 3/28/24
Off-Road: 1974 Toyota Land Cruiser ICON FJ44 Sold for $84,000 on 3/27/24
Touring: 2020 Jaguar XF Sportbrake Prestige Bid to $40,500 on 3/27/24

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

25 Years Ago – Issue II 1999

Monday, April 1, 2024

When we purchased our first Miata in 1989 I was just in my infancy of becoming a “Car Guy.” When the OEM tires on that Smurf Blue car needed replacing I really didn’t know what to buy. One of the first ads (maybe even the inside cover) in the early Miata Magazines were for a Dunlop D40 tire that came in the stock size of 185/60 x R14. So that is what I bought, and after reading this I now know the person responsible.

Member Spotlight

Dunlop Dave Shelton

How does Dave Shelton know so much? Because he’s not just a dinner speaker, he’s also a member.

David Shelton didn’t become “Dunlop Dave” until coming to an MCA event nine years ago. “When I first came to Dunlop we’d gotten a letter from Barbara Beach trying to get us involved with the magazine,” Shelton recalls. “I said to Woody Arnold, our VP of marketing at the time, ‘This club is in its infancy. Let’s be the one tire company in there.’ So we took an ad.”

“Well, you know Barbara’s level of enthusiasm; the next thing I knew she was inviting me to an event! I went, and it just felt good—I felt good with the people, they felt good with us. The Miata folks seemed like they were really thirsting for knowledge, thirsting for fun, so I just kept coming back. I don’t exactly when it was that she finally introduced me as ‘Dunlop Dave,’ but once she did, it stuck.”

That it did. Mentioning “David Shelton, Performance-T1re Marketing Manager” to the average Miata fan gets you a polite look of interest. Mentioning “Dunlop Dave” starts stories and memories flowing. In nearly a decade of MCA events, Dunlop Dave has probably taught more Miata owners to drive, given them more tech briefings, and helped more of them get the most from their roadsters than any other person.

Shelton brings a long history of testing, teaching, and performance driving to these events. “Two decades ago I got out of college with a BBA in accounting. Then one day I looked at it and said, ‘Wait a minute—I don’t want to sit behind a desk all my life.”

“So even though I’d just taken a job putting together a wholesale parts system for a megadealer, I wound up building racecars for him instead. After that I joined the National Academy for Police Driving— now it’s ‘Professional Driving’—and did driving schools and product launches for another 13 years. Essentially, we taught people to be at one with their cars—how to enjoy them and drive more efficiently. I worked with the RX7 club, the Corvette club, the Porsche club, some vintage-racing organizations, Audi, Chevrolet, Mercedes-Benz, the Z-Car club…just about everybody.”

“Then, after moving to Dunlop a decade ago, I continued to have the privilege of playing around with enthusiast-based car and light-truck clubs. And out of all of that, the Miata Club seems to have the people and the car that I feel most akin to.”

“I can drive the Porsches and the RX7s, but the people and the Miata are truly fun. I just enjoy being around ’em.”

“Plus, this is really the first time since I got out of college that I’ve had a car that’s just for me. As you go through the family thing you need a passenger car for one thing, a pickup for this, a van for that. Now that my daughter’s off in college I have a chance to reclaim some of the fun I had with sports cars when I was growing up.”

But while that’s all well and good, don’t most professional performance drivers buy that 911 or Ferrari when they finally come of age? “Well, when I was young it was neat to lean across the fender and have to gap the points and clean the carburetors and all that. But you know what’s really nice about the Miata? You just stick the key in and it goes. You flog the heck out of it, and it’s still smiling at the end. It does everything you want, and then you just wash it. It’s like getting the pleasure without the pain.

“I bought a black ’94 with tan leather and all the deluxe stuff. The old owner lived in Dallas and got transferred to Chicago. He didn’t want to take the car, so I bought it and took it back to Buffalo NY to be my everyday driver.”

How’s that worked out? “Actually, it’s been great. The Torsen diff is fabulous in the winter. I can do things in the Miata that four-wheel-drive owners wouldn’t attempt.”

“I also learned that you should read the Magazine, particularly that part about not touching the plastic rear window when it’s two degrees outside. Other than that it’s simply been wonderful. While you can watch other cars rusting away from the salt around here, it hasn’t even started on the Miata.”

Of course the real question is whether owning an MX5 will change Dave from a speaker to an attendee at the next MCA event? “I’ll keep going officially as long as I can, but whenever that runs out I’ll start doing it personally. One of the things my life has developed around is wanting to help people enjoy their cars by safely getting the most from them. Whether I’m there as a participant or to help with the event, I get a lot of gratification. We’ve got all the support we could want for Dallas, but I’d be there no matter what.”


Copyright 1999, Miata Magazine. Reprinted without permission.

 

Tagged: Blast From the Past, Miata Club of America Magazine

Heaven on Their Minds?

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Today’s movie was my annual tradition of watching the 1973 Jesus Christ Superstar. The first song in the movie is “Heaven on Their Minds” song by Judas Iscaroit while he sits on a rock watching what’s going on.

When I saw the framing this it reminded me of a scene in another movie I watched earlier this week, The Martian, with Mark Whatney sitting alone looking out over the Martian landscape. Do you think he has heaven on his mind?

I like this movie enough that it could become an annual tradition too, if I only had a date to hang it on. Wait a minute, I just Googled ‘Mars Day’ which led to a page on nasa.gov that says that ancient Babylonians considered Tuesday as Mars Day. It also links the month of March to the red planet too. And I may have actually watched the movie this past Tuesday. Now I’ll just need someone to remind me on a Tuesday next March.

Tagged: Jesus Christ Superstar

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, March 25, 2024

Gray Scale Wagonesque Edition of SORT
As of Monday, March 25, 2024 at 9:00 AM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
1999 BMW M Coupe 1974 Toyota Land Cruiser ICON FJ44 2020 Jaguar XF
Sportbrake Prestige
I think these particular vehicles jumped out at me because their colors mimic the typical Portland sky colors for the last 4 months. Posting a little early today because the power company is going to have to shut off power to the community to upgrade our wiring.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to (if the reserve was not met):
Sport: 1958 MG MGA 1500 Roadster Sold for $24,500 on 3/20/24
Off-Road: 2024 Porsche 911 Dakar Bid to $350,000 on 3/22/24
Touring:1977 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GTV 5-Speed Sold for $80,000 on 3/23/24

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring
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"Ninety Percent Of Everything Is Crap"
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, "Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud." Oddly, when Sturgeon's Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to 'crap'.

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