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Month: June 2022

25 Years Ago – Issue III 1997

Saturday, June 18, 2022

I restarted this 25 Years Ago of the Miata Magazine on the blog when we moved to Oregon, but I have copies of what I did for the Masters Miata Club’s website, there are a dozen or so of them, that ran from December 2015 to September 2019. Maybe when I’m bored I’ll add them on the blog here. They’ll be backdated to when I first published them, so you’ll have to hunt for them.

Good Bones

By Norman Garrett III
Founder Miata Club of America
Concept Engineer Miata Project

I’ve seen and driven a lot of modified Miatas over the past eight years. Just about everything you can do to one of these cars has come under my purview. That’s why I was so surprised last week when I fell in love with the type of Miata I hadn’t spent time with since ’89: a bone stock Miata.

Vince had left his ’90 B package over at my garage for two weeks last month and I took advantage of having an extra car around. Vince is one of those owners (like many of you) who keep his cars immaculate. Back when we were college room-mates, Vince’s side of the room was identifiable as the one with the pencils in their pocket protectors, papers neatly stacked, calculator charged and in its case. I was known as the idea guy, which meant if you needed last week’s homework I would have no idea where it was. If Vince ran a tight ship, I was the one continually building new boats.

We bought our Miatas together back in September of ’89. My blue base model and his red B left Hiroshima the same day, crossed over on the same boat, rode on the same truck, and were sitting at the same dealership in Atlanta waiting for us to bring two checks over. Mazda had let us order two cars and “given” them to us at list price – a great deal during a time when dealers were “adjusting” prices somewhat. Vince and I picked up the cars and drove over to our favorite restaurant, parked them squarely in front and asked for a window booth. Little was digested as we stared out at these two special cars for an entire evening.

It wasn’t long before my tinkering began. It started with the shift knob. Then the steering wheel. The habit spread to the wheels. Then on to the suspension. And over to the audio. Leather seat covers came aboard. The engine room did not escape—I tried everything I could find on that innocent little 1.6, even to go so far as putting a pair of MGB carburetors on the poor thing (it loved them). My little friend never complained. I never missed an oil change or other vital maintenance procedure, but most of my under-hood time was spent changing whatever I could find, mostly for the sake of change.

Like some car with multiple personalities, each week brought a new transformation as we tried out the latest product on my little blue car. Some accessories got to stay on; most were taken off a week later, not being in the essence of my “true sports car” paradigm. Each time the UPS truck would arrive, my car would cringe, knowing that some new part had arrived to be tried out that day.

Vince’s car, in the meantime, was enjoying a quiet existence in a heated, well lit garage, being washed and vacuumed weekly, waxed quarterly. Vince never revved his engine until warm, always kept the hard top on during inclement weather, and rotated his tires regularly. Vince had gone through the normal repair items in 59,000 miles: timing belt, brake pads twice, clutch, ac compressor, shocks and kept his car tight as a drum.

My car has never worn out a set of tires, shocks, or brake pads – these items were changed at whim long before their useful life was reached. After seven years of tuning, I’ve just about gotten my car right where I like it. It is fast as a scalded cat, corners like a race car, looks like a million dollars, and fits me like a glove.

This is why I found Vince’s car so surprising. It was a dream of its own to drive. With new shocks and tires and a fresh wax job, his car drives like the day it was new. And I had forgotten how pleasant and exciting a stock Miata can be. The ride is smooth and quiet. The engine pulls strongly to redline. Throwing the car into a corner rewards you with tremendous grip and gleeful G forces. And you don’t have to exceed the speed limit to enjoy the edges of the performance envelope. Very entertaining.

I had borrowed a friend’s BMW Z3 for a road trip recently and was impressed with how good it was on the highway—its civility uncovered just how far I had taken my personal Miata toward the edge of the comfort zone. Where my car feels too much like a race car for some people, the BMW felt too much like a sedan. Vince’s car landed right in the middle and proved to be the best compromise: tight enough to be rewarding in the twisties, soft enough not to rattle your kidneys on the highway.

I guess Mazda hit it right on the head back in ’89. A sports car that doesn’t require excuses, a competent handler that can still take a long drive to nowhere. A car that can show its face at an autocross or an interstate with the same aplomb. And for us tinkerers in the crowd, a great starting point to make our own dream car a reality. Even if we don’t always improve what Mazda gave us in the first place.

Copyright 1997, Miata Magazine. Reprinted without permission.

 

Tagged: Blast From the Past, Miata Club of America Magazine

Fourth Favorite Natalie

Thursday, June 16, 2022

For the last 4 or 5 years we worked at the Valve Store™ we had a an HR Manager named Natalie Zeitoun. And like every other HR Manager that worked there after the guy who did it before Emerson Electric bought ASCO, she was a young up and coming Emerson hot shot on their way up the corporate ladder (not that there is anything wrong with that.)

One day she visited my department area to, you know, seem friendly and concerned with the happiness of the “associates.” When she passed by my cubicle she asked, “How’s my favorite manufacturing engineering draftsman?” I’m the only one that fits that job title. I replied, “I’m great, but I hate to tell you this, but your only number 4 on my list of favorite Natalies.” “Oh, who are the first three?”, she asked. “Well, lets see, at number one is of course, Natalie Merchant. And while I love everything Natalie Merchant does, this recent concert were she does several songs in duets with Abena Koomson-Davis are really outstanding.

Number Two is Natalie Hurley who was a character in the Aaron Sorkin TV show Sports Night which folded after 2 years:

And coming in at Number 3 is Natalie Portman, AKA Miss Elizabeth Swan in TDPM1:

My 4th favorite Natalie took it in stride, and retorted with I was actually only her second favorite Brian here at ASCO, she likes Brian Howell, a Quality Engineer, a lot better.

17 miles to the Running Y Ranch for a tandem ride.
Times Miata Driven since 01/01/22: 34

 

Tagged: Natalie, Whatever

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, June 13, 2022

Keep On Truckin’ Edition of SORT
As of Monday, June 13, 2022 at 6:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
1931 Ford Model A
Pickup Hot Rod
2022 Ram 1500 TRX
Crew Cab 4×4
1999 Chevrolet K1500 Suburban LT 4×4
I almost chose the 2022 Ram 1500 TRX Crew Cab 4×4 for all the spots.
The supercharged 6.2-liter Hemi V8 fills the Sport’s criteria, 4×4 for Off-Road &
the heated leather seats with the extra row of seats for luggage for Touring.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to (if the reserve was not met):
Sports: 2004 Volkswagen R32 Sold for $36,632 on 6/11/22
Off-Road: 1989 Volkswagen LT45 Dually Camper Conversion Bid to $32,000 on 6/8/22
Touring: >2012 Volkswagen Touareg Executive TDI Sold for $28,500 on 6/7/22

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Lowered Miata

Saturday, June 11, 2022

When we bought The CTBNL it was lowered on a set of Racing Beat springs along with a set of Koni Sport yellow shocks. When a car is lowered the spring rate needs to increase, otherwise the shorter suspension travel will bottom out on sharp road imperfections. The Racing Beat springs were around 20% stiffer and that would have been great is all the roads we traveled were fairly smooth, but in the real world it seemed like were hitting the bump stops way too often.

Our previous Miata was lowered on a set of Flying Miata springs with those same Koni Sport shocks. So, not long after we bought the current car we swapped the Racing Beat springs for Flying Miata’s almost 100% stiffer units. No more hitting bump stops.

Flying Miata says that after their springs are installed the ride height, measured from wheel center to the fender lip, should be 12.5″ in the front and 13″ in the rear or an even 3/4″ lower than stock. When I measure the ride height on the CTBNL now it comes in at the advertised 13″ in the rear, but the front measures just 12″.

This extra 1/2″ lower ride height comes into play rarely and only when really pushing the car the car through a very sharp turn. The tire will scrape the inner plastic fender liner. This is especially prevalent in the winter when I have the taller Mini Cooper all-season tires on the car.

I don’t remember these stiffer springs feeling this harsh on both the last car and on this one when we were in South Carolina. There is probably a reasonable explanation for this. It could be we are getting older and less tolerant of being jostled. It could also be that we used to drive the Miata a lot more back east so we were used to be jostled around. It could possibly be the roads out here are worse than in South Carolinas. Or it could be a combination of all three.

I have been considering swapping out springs back to stock to maybe mellow out the ride some. Also, because of that whole aging thing again, it might be nice to get that 3/4″ of ride height back. A set of used springs are fairly cheap, around $100, but the labor to swap them out will probably be 4 times that. After the swap and alignment would be needed. With what little we drive the Miata anymore, 238 miles in the last 6 months, I’m not sure it is worth it.

17.1 miles to the Running Y Ranch for a walk.
Times Miata Driven since 01/01/22: 33

 

Tagged: Miata, Miata Mods, Miata Moves, Miatatude

It Must Be the Accent

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Lately I have really been sucked down the rabbit hole of car videos on YouTube. I find that I have gravitated towards shows that originate in the UK. Honestly, it nothing to do with Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee, it is just that everything sounds so much more refined in the Queen’s English. I’ve already discussed that James Engelsman increased the enjoyment of Throttle House vids, but now I’ve stumbled on a few more YouTube channels that I find positively mesmerizing.

Firstly there is Harry’s Garage, whose presenter is named, go figure, Harry Metcalfe. Mr. Metcalfe founded EVO magazine back in 1998 and after 15 years retired to become a gentleman farmer with a decidedly awesome car collection. Although he is technically not an auto journalist anymore, because of his car guy stature he also gets all the new cool cars to review. He also films his adventures restoring or repairing some of the older exotics in his collection and random Silverstone Auction previews. With him being an old guy like me I especially like his road trips in some of his cool cars because he breaks out actual paper maps to explain the routes he is going to take:

Next up is the Autotrader UK channel where Rory Reid, ex of Top Gear, puts cars through their paces, like his latest on the new Lotus Emira:

While I’ll probably never own an electric vehicle I still like to keep up with what is happening in that market, but if you are into electric vehicles the Electric Vehicle Man is worth checking out. Here is their latest on the Genesis GV60 the sister car to the Hyundai Ioniq 5 and the Kia EV6:

11.3 miles to Home Depot and back.
Times Miata Driven since 01/01/22: 32

 

Tagged: British English, Miata Moves, YouTube

Gyros

Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Today the Miata made a 5.7 mile dinner run to the only “Greek” restaurant in town, that’s right Arby’s, for gyros.

We needed to cleanse our palates after last week’s attempt to make our own at home following a recipe Donna found online. It turned out very, very disappointedly. It used a mix of beef and lamb like a gyro should, but it was using ground meat of both in an oblong patty fried in a pan, unlike the traditional vertical rotisserie method. The meat turned out tough. 🙁 The pita wasn’t that great either, we couldn’t find them anywhere in Fred Meyers, so we bought what we thought were the best ones on the shelf at Walmart. The pitas fell apart after warming them up. Our tzatziki sauce was from a premade tzatziki yogurt dip we found and even after adding feta cheese pieces to it, was not really that great.

Having had good luck with Arby’s gyros before and after our home disaster we figured that these tonight would just blow us away, but for some reason they just didn’t hit the mark. I think we’ll give them another chance, but two strikes and they’ll be out.

We have tried a gyro at a place over the Cascades in Medford and it was a bit different, but not worth going back there for one. On a trip in Washington state we found a chain called Pita Palace or something like that and had a similar experience, meh.

When we lived in Aiken we were regulars at a family run restaurant called Acropolis that did a real nice gyro. There was a nice little Greek place in the French Quarter that we ate gyros at semi often when we lived there after discovering this wonderful food at the 1984 Louisiana World Exposition.

Ed Note: Donna swears it was at the 1982 Knoxville World’s Fair!

15.3 miles from 2 sperate trips yesterday & today.
Times Miata Driven since 01/01/22: 31

 

Tagged: Food, Gyros, Miata Moves

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, June 6, 2022

Volkswagen Edition of SORT
As of Monday, June 6, 2022 at 6:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
2004 Volkswagen R32 1989 Volkswagen LT45 Dually Camper Conversion 2012 Volkswagen Touareg Executive TDI
I bet you thought when you saw Volkswagen Edition in the title you were going to see nothing but bugs, buses and Karman Ghias. Ha, I decided to go another way, but as to not disappoint my public, here are some of the usual suspects:
Beetle, Beetle or Beetle Bus, Bus or Bus Ghia, Ghia or Ghia

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to (if the reserve was not met):
Sports: 1973 Lancia Fulvia 1600 Bid to $52,000 on 6/3/22
Off-Road: 1981 Daihatsu F55 4×4 Sold for $22,500 on 6/3/22
Touring: >1968 Ferrari 365 GT 2+2 Bid to $204,000 on 6/6/22

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring
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