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Month: May 2021

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, May 31, 2021

Red White & Blue Ford Edition of SORT
As of Monday, May 31, 2021 at 9:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
2018 Ford Mustang
Shelby GT350
1978 Ford F-250
Ranger XLT Lariat 4×4
1951 Ford Custom
Tudor Sedan
This is really more a track car than road going sports car, but it fit my theme. Perfect for carrying those 4′ x 8′ plywood sheets way off the beaten path. All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop…Let’s go!

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to, if the reserve was not met.
Sports: 1975 Porsche 914 2.0 Sold for $14,500 on 5/26/21
Off-Road: 2004 Porsche Cayenne Sold for $25,000 on 5/25/21
Touring: 2018 Porsche 911 Sold for $285,000 on 5/28/21

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Mechanically Induced Coma

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

The CTBNL is very sick. Right now it is sitting at a local auto repair shop in a mechanically induced coma for the next week or two while awaiting an opening.

A week ago today on the way home from a shopping trip over in Medford we were only a couple of miles from home when calamity struck. Cruising along at 50 MPH behind a BMW 3 Series when what should appear from right underneath the back of this car, but a softball sized chunk of concrete! With zero chance to avoid it, I held my breath.

Boom Bang Crunch Clang! I looked in the rearview mirror and could see the chunk tumbling behind me, along with a trail of smoke leading back to it. I instantly knew what had happened. A busted oil pan.

We were in the left lane preparing to turn off towards home in about 100 yards anyway, so I eased on over into the turn lane right behind the BMW. We both pulled into an unmanned fuel center. I immediately shut off the car and we had been leaking oil for only maybe 10-12 seconds.

The BMW driver got out and looked under his car. I don’t know whether the concrete piece actually hit anything under the BMW, but if it did, it was just incidental contact because he got back in his car and drove off (he did ask if we needed any help first.) I looked under our car even though I already knew what I’d see and I wasn’t disappointed, it looked like I had removed the drain plug. Our only option was to call a tow truck.

After the BMW drove off I got out and pushed the Miata several feet forward because where I stopped I wasn’t totally into the lot. The CTBNL had left a nice sized oil spot behind and oil was still slowly leaking. I called a local shop that had done some work on the Mini for us and they said they could do the work, but it wouldn’t be until June sometime.

I then called for a tow and about 30 minutes later the truck showed up. Once the car was on the flatbed, there was another slightly smaller spot left behind there too. I thought for sure that was all 4 quarts of oil, but when the car was offloaded at Emmett’s there was a small slick of oil on the flatbed.

Now we wait to see just how much it is going to cost to fix the CTBNL. Trying to determine what the breaking point is where we say, @%#! it, and save that money for the Wrangler.

Tagged: Miata, Miata Service

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, May 24, 2021

Porsche Edition of SORT
As of Monday, May 24, 2021 at 9:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
1975 Porsche 914 2.0 2004 Porsche Cayenne 2018 Porsche 911
These are Miata-like while driving, except for the very long shift throw. A Transsyberia Tribute from Canadian which is Siberia-like. It is a GT3 Touring with no monster wing on the back, so it is sleeper-like.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to, if the reserve was not met.
Sports: 1968 Ferrari 330 GTC Sold for $575,000 on 5/19/21
Off-Road: 2004 Mini Cooper S Sold for $16,500 on 5/19/21
Touring: 2003 BMW M5 Sold for $53,250 on 5/19/21

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, May 17, 2021

Quintessential Edition of SORT
As of Monday, May 17, 2021 at 9:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
1968 Ferrari 330 GTC 2004 Mini Cooper S 2003 BMW M5
If I never do this SORT thing again I would be happy to have these 3 cars in my garage and would not be envious of anything else that is put up for auction on Bring a Trailer.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to, if the reserve was not met.
Sports: 2008 Lotus Elise SC Sold for $57,100
Off-Road: 1977 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ43 Sold for $72,000
Touring: 2017 Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio Sold for $52,517

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, May 10, 2021

Wait Until Next Week Edition of SORT
As of Monday, May 10, 2021 at 9:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
2008 Lotus Elise SC 1977 Toyota
Land Cruiser FJ43
2017 Alfa Romeo
Giulia Quadrifoglio
This is arguably the hardest core sports car for the street, good thing I get to pick something else next week. Beautifully restored and really too nice to take off-roading, good thing I get to pick something else next week. These cars are either wonderful or very unreliable, good thing I get to pick something else next week.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to, if the reserve was not met.
Sports: 2007 Porsche Cayman Sold for $30,000
Off-Road: 1968 Jeep Gladiator Sold for $23,000
Touring: 1940 Ford Deluxe Coupe Sold for $60,000

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Sport, Off-Road, Touring

Monday, May 3, 2021

Hooray for May Edition of SORT
As of Monday, May 2, 2021 at 9:00 PM pacific time:

Sport Off-Road Touring
2007 Porsche Cayman 1968 Jeep Gladiator 1940 Ford Deluxe Coupe
The Porsche for the People and I’m a people. A much nicer choice that today’s new Gladiator. The perfect car for when I take up bootlegging.

Here is what last week’s cars sold for, or bid to, if the reserve was not met.
Sports: 1988 Ferrari 328 GTS Sold for $88,000
Off-Road: 1962 International Harvester Scout 80 Sold for $18,000
Touring: 2017 BMW M6 Coupe Sold for $81,000

Tagged: Cars, Sport-Off Road-Touring

Jigsaw Puzzle Madness

Saturday, May 1, 2021

It all started back in early December when we were at a local bookstore and Donna bought a jigsaw puzzle. We thought it might be a nice way to while away the hours during the cold winter days. If you follow my Instagram, you have noticed that it has become an addiction. I will usually post a photo of the completed puzzle or sometimes the work in progress. For the heck of it, I just went back and counted the puzzles we have done since December and came up with 55!

We have bought eight or nine new puzzles for ourselves, but most of the puzzles have come from scouring the three Klamath Falls thrift stores where we can get a used jigsaw puzzle for a dollar or three. If we didn’t shop frugally I don’t think there would be anyway to afford our puzzle habit.

You take your chances with used puzzles because sometimes they are missing a piece or two. This has happed maybe 25% of the time, so we just shrug it off as the cost of business, but this last spate of puzzles has changed our minds. It all started innocently enough when we bought 4 puzzles at one place and started doing them. The first one we started was a smaller 500 piece puzzle of a display of colorful magic markers. When we finished the puzzle it turned out to be missing one of its pieces.

While sorting pieces to find the border of the colorful marker puzzle, we found four pieces that didn’t belong at all, they looked like they came from a puzzle with hot air balloons as the theme. Well, as it turns out, one of the four puzzles we bought at the same time was a 1000 piece puzzle of hot air balloons. Maybe that is where those extra pieces go and if we are very lucky, the missing colorful marker piece might be in the hot air balloon box.

Hmmm, now what. Before starting either of the 2 puzzles we still had left from that store, we went back there to look for a hot air balloon puzzle. Sure enough, there was a 500 piece one, so we picked it up. There were also two more different 500 piece puzzles from the same company and series, chocolate candy and a street scene, so we bought them too, just in case. And here is where it gets really interesting.

We, of course, did the hot air balloon puzzle first. Those 4 extra pieces fit right in like they belonged, because they did. But the puzzle was missing three different pieces. And, as a “bonus”, there were four different dark brown pieces that didn’t belong at all. We thought we knew just where they would go too.
 
 

So we did the “Life is a Box Chocolates” puzzle next. Sure enough, those four extra pieces in the hot air balloon box belonged right here. As Forrest Gump’s mom said, you ‘never know what you were going to get’, but if you are following this, you can guess what we got, two more missing pieces and, surprise, one that didn’t belong.
 
 
So we started the last of our trio of puzzles hoping that this extra extra piece might go into our street scene one. While also hoping to possibly find any of the other missing pieces from the previous 2 puzzles and maybe even the one from the puzzle that started it all, Colorful Makers. Yippee, that last extra piece did go into this puzzle, but unfortunately, there was a totally different piece missing.

As usual though, it did have two extra pieces that didn’t belong in the puzzle, or anything else we have here right now…

Tagged: Jigsaw Puzzle

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"Ninety Percent Of Everything Is Crap"
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, "Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud." Oddly, when Sturgeon's Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to 'crap'.

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