Trash Compactor

Ninety-two per cent of Americans believe it is important to wash your hands after using the bathroom, but only 66% actually do it. And almost 70% of the folks that do wash, skipped using soap. So, of the last 10 people that used the rest room before you, you would be lucky if maybe 2 washed their hands with soap.

So I can see why the people who do wash their hands, soap or not, exit the restroom using a series of complex dance steps. They dry their hands with paper towels, reach for the door handle with the hand that has the damp paper towels, pull the door open, stop the door from closing with their foot, and then reach back to toss the paper into the trash can.

This leads to the trash cans getting full fairly fast because there is a lot of air in between all those paper towels. The bathroom trash cans here at ASCO get emptied twice a day, once in the morning and then again really late afternoon. So, if I use the restroom just before lunch or mid-afternoon the cans are almost full or in some cases overflowing.

For the last couple of weeks, I have taken it upon myself to play trash compactor. If I’m alone in the rest room¹ I’ll put my right foot in front of the door (so it can’t be opened into me), raise my left foot into the trash can and squish all the air out from in between the waste paper. I then perform the above-mentioned exit maneuver to leave the room.

1. because I do realize this is sort of strange compulsive behavior