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Year: 2017

What’s In A Name?

Friday, October 27, 2017

On Monday when I changed my fantasy football team name from Purple Whale to Angry Ladybugs another team owner in the league, our IT Guy, changed the name of his team to Purple Whales. When I asked him about it on Tuesday, he said it was just a joke and that he would change it back.

He said he really did it so he could ask, “How come Angry Ladybugs?” I explained the original of the Purple Whale name to him (read it here) and how on Monday my cubicle neighbor prompted the name change (read it in the previous post) from whales to ladybugs.

By Thursday my co-worker, and former friend, hadn’t changed it back, so I decided to maybe I’d change the Angry Ladybugs back to Purple Whales (as far as I know ESPN doesn’t care if you have 2 teams of the same name in the same league.) But then I thought I would follow POTUS’s twitter handle example and call myself the @Real Purple Whales. Made a logo and everything.

So, this morning I asked the team name usurper why he still hadn’t changed back to his original name, Dark Helmet. He said, “Well I was going to until I saw what you did, so I’m going to rename my team The Original Purple Whales as soon as I find a suitable image to use for it.”

When I got to my desk, cubical neighbor David, who prompted the Angry Ladybugs name swap to begin with, wondered why I had already changed away from it. I gave him the run down and he decided that he would join the fun too by changing his team name to Dark Helmet to poke at the IT Guy.

Well, IT Guy went to change his name back mid-morning and discovered that someone was using it, he shrugged and renamed the team back, but used all caps – so he’s DARK HELMET again. This got my cubical neighbor to change his team name from Dark Helmet to Swamp Cat, which thank heaven, is unique to our league. This is also an improvement from his former league default name, the word team, followed by the owner’s last name. Which come to think of it, a pretty neat name for a team would be to use the actual words last & name – Team Last Name.

I guess I’ll go change my name back to Angry Ladybugs. And for the record, I don’t think my changing the team name had any effect on its performance. My “star” running back got only 4.1 of ESPN”s predicted 13 points last night. Now I’m in danger of losing this week to an opponent who has two guys on bye in his active line up and will more than likely end up fielding only seven players.

Tagged: Fantasy Football

Maybe It Will Help

Monday, October 23, 2017

I’m usually not very good at this Fantasy Football thing1, but I keep plugging at it. This year I won in the second and sixth weeks, but the rest were losses. I’m about to go down in flames in week seven unless Kirk Cousins throws for 6 touchdowns and passes for 500 yards.

On the back counter of my cubical I have two picture frames that over the years have held various things. Recently there has been my drawing of the CTBNL in front views and side views. Before that there was the Miata & Sonata front views. Because of our new Mini addition I decided to replace the side view of the CTBNL with my recently produced avatar drawing.

As I was getting ready to put the picture in the frame my back door cubical neighbor said, “Hey now that you don’t own the Purple Whale any more, don’t you think you should rename your football team the Ladybugs?” I said, “Ooh, that sounds intimidating.” And it doesn’t, but it got me thinking, how about an angry ladybug? To the Google Cave!

I found a few likely candidates and at first settled on one, but then picked a second one. Before I pay $10 bucks for the image, which one do you like best, left or right?

Angry Ladybugs #1
Angry Ladybugs #2

So, the Purple Whales are now the Angry Ladybugs. Who knows, maybe the name change will alter my fortune, I’ll win out finishing 8 & 5 to make the playoffs.

Tagged: Fantasy Football, Mini Life

So That Explains It

Friday, October 20, 2017

Nearly every year since 1999 Donna and I have been running an event for the local Miata club called the Bug Splat. Regular readers know what I’m talking about because almost every year I have blogged about it here. If today is your first visit, read a few and come back.

It has seemed to me that with each passing year, the quantity of bugs smashed on the front of Miatas each summer has steadily decreased. I know this hasn’t really bothered the participants, they are in it mostly to be led on a drive around the local back roads with the ice cream finish, but it has bothered me. I have contacted an Entomologist at a local university, changed routes several times and even tried adjusting the starting time to optimize our interactions with insects, all to no avail.

Turns out that it doesn’t matter how often I monkey with the setup of the Bug Splat Rally, because German scientists have actually proved my Diminishing Bug Hypothesis – Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers

Tagged: Apocalypse, Insects, MMC

58,000 Perferations

Monday, October 16, 2017

Our recent seven-day trip in the CTBNL was the first big road trip we have taken in it since we bought it last year. When we got home both of us commented how the seats in the car didn’t seem as comfortable as the ones in the Emperor. They are the same seats in both cars except the Emperor’s seats were covered in tan leather with about 58,000 perforations in the center sections instead of the black cloth of the CTBNL.

The only thing I can think of that would make that much difference between cloth & leather is stick-a-tude. In the cloth seats, you plunk your butt down and that is pretty much where you stay. This which is why the autocross guys love ’em, you don’t slide around a lot in the turns. With the leather, there is just enough slippage that after a few minutes of driving your butt self-centers in its most comfortable position.

So, we have (re)started to explore getting leather upholstery.

At an MMC Bug Splat event a few years ago, there was a couple in the club who had recently had their seats recovered in leather at a local shop and were showing them off. Because at that time the leather seats in the Emperor were getting tired looking and worn in spots, we had been considering that same job. We oohed and aahed appropriately as both Donna and I thought it looked really nice. When we asked how much it cost, it sounded expensive ($1200), so we tabled the idea and decided to think of the wear on our seats as patina2, not a defect.

That four-figure price above included installation and the hive mind that is the Miata.net Forums say it is a do-it-yourself job. I’ve looked at a couple of guides on there and it is possibly doable even for me, but it will probably take me not the 8 hours claimed, but a whole weekend to do the job. That same wisdom recommends either LeatherSeating.com or Katzkin as the quality leather upholstery to buy. The price (shipped) direct from LeatherSeating is $750. The Katzkins are only sold through re-sellers and there is only one vendor on the forum shopping page that sells them, GoMiata, and a set shipped from them is $670. Either way I’ll still need another $30 for hog-ring pliers and the rings. Coming up with the $700 free dollars won’t be the hardest part about re-upholstering the seats though, it will be setting aside a full weekend of not driving the Miata…

On the way back from Columbia on Saturday the CTBNL passed the 58,000 mile plateau.

Tagged: Miata Mods, Miatatude, Road Trip

World Travelers

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Did a bit of Motoring Challenge work this morning after our usual bike ride to breakfast. First stop was to get Hero or Villian #9 and we have had our eye on this sign for a while as it seemed perfect, a nice big sign with the full name spelled out, not just the usual three letter monogram. But it was hard because it is on a very busy and oddly configured corner. With most of Aiken’s good christians in church this morning we made easy work of it.

After getting the Dr. Martin Luther King Jr sign we headed over to Europe to cross off a chunk of the Around the World category by traveling to the English countryside and visting Canterbury, Nottingham and Lancaster. Then off to the current day Belgium to visit Waterloo, before travelling to the Burgundy region of France. Craving Japanese cusine after all that driving, we flew over to Tokyo for some yakitori.

Canterbury: Our third and final stop in England today on our whirlwind one day, five stop European tour. (10/15/17)
Nottingham: Our second stop in England to pay respect to our Hero & Villains #3 today on our whirlwind one day, five stop European tour. (10/15/17)
Lancaster: Our first stop in England today on our whirlwind one day, five stop European tour. (10/15/17)

Waterloo: Popped into Belgium quickly on our whirlwind one day, five stop European tour. (10/15/17)
Burgundy: A stop in France to sample some grapes on our whirlwind one day, five stop European tour. (10/15/17)
Tokyo: This replaces what was our favorite “Around the World” photo up to this point until we found out Mexico didn’t qualify because it is part of North America. So instead of going south we went far east. (10/15/17)

Tagged: Motoring Challenge

Mazda’s MX-5 Miata RF: A Peter-Pan Car Grows Up

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Our go-to Saturday breakfast used to be at Dunkin Donuts for a couple of reasons, the coffee and the Wall Street Journal. But two things happened that caused us to fall out of love with it. One was the purchase of of a Keurig coffee maker and the other was they stopped carrying the WSJ. The weekday Journal was chock full of news (limited appeal) and investment info (well above my comprehension), but the Saturday paper had all kinds of lifesytle articles which held interest with both of us. My favorite bit was Dan Neil’s car reviews. I’ve pretty much forgotten all about them until this week’s column popped up in my Google newsfeed under the Miata heading. I’ve reprinted it below.


Why the new grown-up Miata belongs in the car Hall of Fame – no if, ands, or buttresses

by Dan Neal
for the Wall Street Journal
October 12, 2017

About a decade ago I had hoped that auto makers would relent in their abuse of the word “icon.” Instead it got worse. Ladies and gentlemen, the iconic Lincoln Navigator, and so forth.

The word they grope for is canonical. The MX-5 Miata roadster, now nearly three decades in production, belongs to the canon of great cars-inimitable, essential and timeless, a Hall of Famer. And every time I take delivery of one I’m reminded what an outlier it is. There are no other cars quite like the MX-5 – a wee four-cylinder roadster with a six-speed manual and a rear axle that feels bolted to your sacroiliac – and there haven’t been since the days of MGBs, Triumph Spitfires and Lotus Elans. The elixir in this bottle is as British as mead.

There is one car that’s sort of like it: The 124 Spider, a brand-transsexual built by Mazda for Fiat Chrysler Automobiles. The Fiat shares many of the mechanicals of the fourth-generation MX-5 but not nearly enough. The Fiat supplants Mazda’s pitch-perfect powerplant-a naturally aspirated 2.0-liter twin cam-with the turbocharged 1.4-liter MultiAir four, which makes more power and torque (164 hp /184 lb-ft), eventually.

But the engine character is all wrong-the desert of torque at low revs, the peaky power band, the pernicious waste-gate flatulence-and the turbo lag is shattering. Tantric sex doesn’t have as much delay.

Also, in a case of what critic Harold Bloom would call anxiety of influence, the 124 Spider’s exterior design strains to depart from the donor Mazda, to the Fiat’s disadvantage. The visual quotes from the Tom Tjaarda-designed original of the 1960s – a two-plus-two convertible with a big boot – are too-heavy significations for a car on a 90.9-inch wheelbase.

Meanwhile, the Mazda’s good-luck happy-cat smile with electric whiskers is what Lionel Trilling would have called adorbs. Fiat’s sin was to monkey with a masterpiece. So what’s that make the 2017 MX-5 Miata RF (“retractable fastback”)? When in previous model years the retractable roof closely followed the contours of the cloth-top in order to minimize the visual difference, the RF maximalizes, with a pair of sweeping roof pillars integrated into the power-retractable deck lid. This flowing form, with fixed rear window, rises like a levitating Calatrava building while the roof panel tucks in, then snugs down again. They might have called it RT for “retractable targa” except for Porsche’s Wehrmacht of copyright litigators.

The Mazda’s power-roof cycle takes about 13 seconds but, because it’s such a small car, the speed at which the top can be lowered is limited to 6 mph, to avoid blowing hair being caught in the mechanism. This is the Isadora Duncan protocol.

Flying buttresses have a glorious history of obscuring drivers’ rear three-quarter view, to which the RF amply contributes. Its forebears include the Ferrari Dino GT, Chevrolet Corvette C3, Jaguar XJS, Toyota MR2 and Honda del Sol. I couldn’t see out of them either.

I would distinguish between these examples, for which the roof buttresses were primarily stylistic, and the latest generation of buttressed supercars like the Ford GT, McLaren 720S or Ferrari 812 Superfast, which use detached roof pillars scientifically, as aerodynamic elements. That is cool.

And despite the self-identifying, the RF isn’t a fastback. On a fastback, like a mid-1960s Dodge Charger or AMC Marlin or Jaguar E-Type or Lamborghini Espada, the backlight, or rear window, is steeply raked. The MX-5’s small rear window is vertical. This car only looks like a fastback from 270 degrees, thanks to the twin hypotenuse of roof pillars. This design conserves precious trunk space, which at 4.48 cubic feet is a bit smaller than the soft-top’s boot.

There is yet more hocus-pocus in the car’s faux rear-quarter lights, the apparently tinted-out windows behind the driver. Those are just black plastic panels, not windows at all. I suppose the designers were concerned the RF would look too awesome without them.

The retractable roof mechanism adds 113 pounds to the RF, for a total of 2,445 pounds with the six-speed manual. A six-speed automatic is optional, for burn-in-hell heretics. The RF’s life force derives from a blatty, chatty 2.0-liter twin cam (155hp/148 lb-ft), full of beans, torquey and flexible, with max torque and power at 4,600 and 6,000 rpm, respectively. At its 6,800-rpm redline, the Miata blares like a four-cylinder trombone.

The gun-oil slickness of the gear shifter, the heel-and-toe footies, all that jazz… As a British and Italian sports-car veteran, I feel confident saying nothing in the British Leyland or Fiat catalogue was ever this good, or even this dry. The RF feels to me like an idealized film biography of a great star who in real life was a bit of a shite.

  • 2017 Mazda MX-5 Miata Grand Touring RF

  • Price as tested $34,310
  • Powertrain Naturally aspirated direct-injection 2.0-liter DOHC twin-cam four cylinder with variable valve timing; six-speed manual transmission.
  • Power/weight 155 hp @6,000 rpm/2,445 lbs.
  • Weight-to-power 15.77 pounds/hp
  • Length/width/height/wheelbase 154.1/68.3/49.0/90.9
  • 0-60 mph 6.1 seconds
  • Top speed 130 mph (est.)
  • EPA fuel economy 29/26/33 mpg, combined/city/highway
  • Luggage capacity 4.48 cubic feet

 

Tagged: Miata, Miatatude

Who Likes Who Better

Friday, October 13, 2017

When I sat down at my desk at work this morning I looked down and noticed a bruise forming on the back of my hand at the knuckles of the middle and ring fingers. Took me a second, but then I remembered.

It is an immutable law of the universe that whenever there is a couple, each of the individual satellites surrounding them will seem to gravitate more to one than the other. Daddy’s little girl or the dog will come when called by one, but ignore the other. And it is not just people or pets.

Last night we went out for a drive in the Miata to grab a couple of Motoring Challenge points locally. The Miata was in the garage with the top up. I went to the driver’s side and Donna was on the passenger side and we both reached into disengage the top latches on our respective sides. Mine went easy, but Donna was having a hard time getting it to unlatch. She got it partially open and it snapped back closed, pinching outside of the hand between thumb and forefinger. Not hard enough to break the skin, but enough to turn the skin red and to hurt a bit.

Yesterday I drove the Mini to work to 1) show it off, 2) see how many people would think I’d bumped my head and got rid of the Miata and 3) see how many people don’t pay attention at all. The answers are: 1) a half dozen wanted to know about the car while one wanted to actually see it and sit in it, 2) two people, both today and 3) the other 250 or so.

My lunch box goes in the trunk of the Miata and went in the trunk of the Sonata too, but the Mini does not have an actual trunk per se, it has a hatchback with a spot behind the back seats and a little lid thing to keep stuff out of sight. When closing the Miata’s trunk lid I grasp the loop that goes into the latch mechanism and “throw” the lid down. The Sonata had a nice handle for this purpose molded into the underside of the lid. When I closed the Mini hatch before leaving home I just pressed down on the outside of the hatch and pushed. When I got to work, I noticed that the Mini, like the Sonata, had a handle for grabbing to close the hatch. When I tried it, it was sort of awkward to reach and when I “threw” it down I didn’t get enough force on it to totally overcome the upwards pressure from the 2 struts. The hatch went down 6 to 8 inches and bounced right back up and hit my hand. Hard.

This must be the cause of my bruised hand. And we now know for a fact that the Miata likes me better and the Mini likes Donna better.

The top photo of Fresh Pavement (1 point) was taken Wednesday on my way home, the other three we took last night. The BBQ Joint and Bed & Breakfast were worth 1 point each. The Solar Array is to replace our first attempt, so no points gained there.

BBQ Joint: This place is new in town and like every BBQ joint there is, some stuff is very good and others not so much. This one wins for use because we can, once the weather cools some, walk to it because it is less than a mile away from home. (10/12/17)
Bed and Breakfast: We’ve never stayed here as it is right in the next town over, the bustling metropolis of Montmorenci, SC. (10/13/17)
Solar Array: Found this much larger array than our original attempt and ironically, it was right across the street from that one. (10/13/17)

Tagged: Cars, Miatatude, Mini Life, Motoring Challenge
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