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Almost One Tenth As Old As America

Year: 2016

School Girl Crush

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Because the deal was done and the car wasn’t to be delivered to Boardman Road1 until Tuesday evening, I spent yesterday afternoon at work like a school girl with a crush on a boy who was going to ask her to the senior prom. But instead of idly writing my first name with his last name in the margin of my Biology II book, I recolored my windows login picture from maroon to silver and added a roll bar to it…

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1. Seriously, how good a deal was this? When was the last time you bought a used car and they delivered it to you?
Tagged: CTBNL, Miatatude

The Emperor’s Reign Ends

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

The King

Sunday night at 8:00 PM fellow MMC member David Adcock spammed the Club with an email that he needed garage space and was selling his 2002 Miata. Twenty minutes later I noticed it in my inbox. Two minutes later after conferring with Donna, I made an offer. Fifteen minutes later David countered somewhere in the middle. Ten seconds later I agreed.

David’s car rolled off the assembly line in February 2002 and the Emperor followed in August of the same year, so although different model year cars, they were actually built only a half a year apart.

David (who now I really have to mention in the will) bought the car with a mere 43,000 miles on it a year and a half ago. When he bought the car he did a bunch of updates that practically paralleled what we have done to the Emperor in the last year or so – shocks, springs, clutch & brakes. The differences were he replaced the radiator and hoses (which was on our short list) and the Emperor has a year old top while the car-to-be-named-later still has the original (and it is still in great shape.)

Because I have driven this car before recently, I really didn’t need to test drive it, but he insisted and rightly so because Donna hadn’t ridden it yet. We took it for a quick neighborhood spin, but because it was misting I didn’t do anything stupid. Donna said the same thing I did after a drive in it, “Boy, it’s nice to be in a quieter car again.” This car is exactly what Dr. Kildare prescribed for us, its just like the Emperor only 120,000 miles newer.

Tagged: CTBNL, Miatatude

Making Everyone’s Dreams Come True

Monday, August 8, 2016

Posting has once again gotten really light, another whole week between posts, but behind the scenes the pace at Life of Brian HQ has been hectic. The Board has met with the regional and local VPs. Managers have powwowed with minions. And through the power of group knowledge (and a little luck) we have solved the unsolvable conundrum.

Brian & Donna dreamed of a trouble free Miata. Brian dreamed of no Check Engine Lights. Donna dreamed of not having a monthly car payment for the next 5 years. Brian and Donna dreamed of a Miata that was just like the one they have, only better. David dreamed of more garage space.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 209
Tagged: CTBNL, Whatever

Dealer Inventory

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

For the longest time the Mazda dealer in Augusta has only had 3 or 4 Miatas on the lot at one time. In the beginning, they were all automatics, but now the manual transmissions are starting to come into the mix. Plus the number of cars showing in their inventory on the web has steadily been growing. When I looked the weekend before last they had a dozen Miatas in various colors and trims.

The Sport model which I would prefer because it has less of all superfluous driving aids, including a satellite radio that I would not pay for after the trial, but would leave the ugly antenna still prominent on the trunk lid forever, but mainly because it is the least expensive one. This model is only available in 4 colors, red, white, ceramic (semi-gloss white-ish gray) and black. So in the spirit of martial harmony and compromise we played Remove-a-Color with Donna going first. She predictably chose black and I predictably choose red. We had sort of previously compromised on white, but she wanted a look at the ceramic.

A check of inventory showed the same 12 cars over at Gerald Jones Mazda, so Sunday morning we drove over to look at the two remaining choices. On the same lot with Mazda is a Gerald Jones VW as well, so for kicks I looked to see how many Beetle convertibles they had. Donna has always had a soft spot for them (I wonder why?) and it is more about the convertible experience than the Miata experience. They showed two, a special Denim edition (light blue with denim top) and a bronze with a tan top.

Out on the gi-normous lot there were exactly 3 new Miatas (red, black and ceramic) and 2 Beetle convertibles (both used.) Pressed our faces against the showroom windows of the two dealers and there weren’t any cars in either one. So the trip over was pretty much a waste. Not a total one though as Donna didn’t like the ceramic color at all. I still would like to see the Arctic White in person though.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 208
Tagged: Car Buying

I Was Right, I Jinxed It

Monday, August 1, 2016

From the previous (Saturday) post:

And at the risk of jinxing something, we are now in the middle of the second round of high detergent Rotella T6 oil and it has been almost 4 weeks since the last check engine light.

Half a mile from home on the way to work this morning, the CEL illuminated. This thing must be set to come on at a certain amount of starts and then a certain amount of time from the triggering start because this is the exact same spot on the trip where it lit up the time before last.

Unlike that time, Donna didn’t tell me to turn around and get the Sonata, she asked, so I kept right on driving. Checked at lunch, it was my old friend P0012, so just reset the light.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 206
Tagged: Miata Service, Miatatude, Rants

Plenty of Pressure

Saturday, July 30, 2016

VVT Oil Pressure Warmed Up

Last Friday’s faux blueprint image is what I gave to the Valve Store’s Tool Room guys to fabricate for me. I wanted to check what kind of oil pressure I have been getting at the top of the valve cover at the VVT’s oil control valve. I was tempted to get a kit from Harbor Freight so I could check the pressure at the spot where the car’s gauge sender sits on the block as a start. If that was good I’d figure a way to check it at the top.

Before buying I decided to query the MMC to see if anyone had one I could borrow. I got a no, a no, a maybe and a yes, but I’d need my own hose and adapter to screw into the block. The maybe turned into a no, so I went with the bare gauge option. Looking at the engine diagram I noticed that the feed for the tube running along the top of valve cover comes through a solid metal line right from the same spot as the oil gauge sender. Because that spot is not easy to get to and I would need a hose, I opted to make an adapter to hook up to the end of the valve cover inlet line.

If I had good oil pressure at the top of the engine I was done, the P0012 issue would have to then be the actuator on the end of the cam shaft or the ECU. If it was bad there, I’d get a hose and check what it was at the sender location. If the pressure was good there the problem would be in that oil line somewhere, if it was bad there I’d have big problems, like engine bearing problems. How come I didn’t just rely on the cars oil pressure gauge you ask, well because it is just basically an idiot light in the shape of a gauge. It reads in the middle of the range if there is a mere 7psi of pressure present, it should be at least twice that at idle when warm and 40 & up at 3,000 RPM.

With a cold engine the gauge was shaking around 60psi at idle and once the car warmed up it settled in where you see it above, around 40psi. I have no idea how calibrated that gauge is, but I’m now comfortable saying that oil pressure is not the problem. And at the risk of jinxing something, we are now in the middle of the second round of high detergent Rotella T6 oil and it has been almost 4 weeks since the last check engine light. The ugly exhaust note above 4,000 RPM at heavy throttle is still there though, maybe it is totally unrelated to the VVT issue even though it seemed to go away when I had the oil control valve disconnected.

Tagged: Miata Service

Retro Car Design

Friday, July 29, 2016

I’m really kind of too lazy to actually pin down the real facts on the wild and woolly interwebs, so I’m just going to rely on my somewhat reliable memory and say the VW did it first with the New Beetle in 1998. They sold a bunch of them, so a trend was born. Car makers looked back 40-50 years and redesigned their old icons into something that looked like it had a linear progression of incremental design changes to get to the present.

1974-2014 VW Beetle

The Beetle really never changed much from its original design in its first 40 years, then it went away for a couple decades before the new one reappeared. The Mustang on the other hand went all over the place design-wise for its first 40 years, but when Ford redesigned it in the mid 2000’s they re-imagined it like it had stayed close to the original design over the years. The results, in my eyes, were perfect. I was not the only one either, sales jumped.

1968-2007 Ford Mustang

After the retro/new Mustang was a hit, the other two remaining muscle car rivals dot the treatment as well. Both the Dodge Challenger and Chevrolet Camaro nameplates were revived and they too became sales successes. Didn’t hurt that along with the modernization of the exteriors they now had roughly twice the horsepower of the earlier incarnations, but the drove and handled like a modern car should.

The Fiat 124 has followed the Beetle/Challenger/Camaro route in that after its original run from the 60’s to the 80’s it went the way of the Dodo, like pretty much all the other 2-door convertible sports cars. Well, this year the Fiat 124 spider was re-born and it is only fitting that the car that brought the 2-seat convertible sports car back to life in the 90’s, the Miata, became the basis for this new Italian roadster.

1966-2017 Fiat 124 Spider

I think the designers succeeded nicely in creating a car that looks as if it has continuously updated and modernized in increments over the past 40 years, especially considering they were locked into using the same uni-body underpinnings of the current brand new generation of the Miata.

Tagged: Cars
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