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Month: August 2012

Driver’s License Renewal

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

After work Donna and I renewed our Driver’s Licenses. The longer we live in South Carolina the longer the span between renewals becomes. At first it was two years, then 5, then 5 without having to actually go to the DMV (they reused your photo) and now it is up to 10 years.

At each visit over the past 23 years it seems to get a little better organized and dare I say a little more efficient each time. All in all today’s experience wasn’t too bad as we were in and out in less than a half hour.

Now, when you walk in you are triaged by a woman at a desk before even entering the main room. She checks to see if you have the required paperwork and its completeness before giving you a ticket with your code, depending on the services required, and a sequential number. There were ten 10 stations with clerks (7 of which were manned) and one camera station for pictures. Each time a clerk completed their task, a computer generated female voice would announce the next person’s code-number combination. There were 4 big LCD screens scattered about the waiting room, with a running list of which clerk was handling what, so you could get an idea of when you would get called.

For our renewals (letter C if you are interested) the process went, see a clerk, pay the fee, return to your seat, get called over for a photo, return to your seat, pick up your license, exit through the gift shop. As we sat waiting, we watched someone go through these steps, so we knew about how much time we had after paying our money, before we were out of there.

There was only one thing unusual about this man, he had to be led slowly by the elbow by another person through each step.

Fearing for our lives that we might be riding our bike one day on a road this man frequently drove, when I received my license from the photo person, I asked her about him. She told me he wasn’t getting a license, just an ID card…phew.

Tagged: Whatever

The XXX Olympiad

Monday, August 6, 2012

My new favorite Olympic spectating sport is Women’s Water Polo. Not only do you have to tread water or swim while controlling the ball, but there is some serious pushing, shoving, dunking and grabbing going on. It is not so evident in the usual overhead camera angles, but when they show the action using an underwater camera you really get a great feel of what is really going on.

I was watching a match yesterday between Spain and Great Britain and during one of those underwater views, when there was a bit of grabbing going on, I almost got a view one of the player’s naked boobies. Forget the bikinis of the women’s beach volleyball, they leave too much to the imagination.

It seems like this is not so rare an occurrence as wardrobe malfunctions have been captured at least two other times in the course of these games, on 8/1 during a US vs Spain match & yesterday during Australia vs China.

When I discussed this suit grabbing thing with my wife she felt that it was cheating and had the perfect way to prevent it, make ’em compete in the nude. Sound like an awesome idea to me.

Tagged: TV

Big Mac For Breakfast

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Here is the nutritional information for the Big Mac from the McDonald’s website:

  Calories Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sugars Protein
Big Mac 550 260 29 10 75 1000 46 3 9 25

This morning we didn’t go to McDonald’s for breakfast, but our usual haunt, DD. I have made no secret for my love of Dunkin’s Coffee Cake Muffins and coffee here. Also, Donna is a big fan of their hot chocolate and a toasted bagel, so there is no resistance when one or the other suggests we get our morning meal there. I’m betting we average eating there twice a week. Doesn’t hurt either that it costs us less than six bucks. It is no wonder that muffin is so good; here is its nutritional info from the Dunkin Donut’s website:

  Calories Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sugars Protein
Coffee Cake Muffin 590 220 24 8 65 480 86 1 51 7

Pretty close, huh? The Mac is way over top with sodium, but the muffin is way ahead in sugar (the new nutritional evil), but otherwise almost a tossup. Add in my small coffee with cream sugar and we have a winner.

  Calories Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sugars Protein
Big Mac 550 260 29 10 75 1000 46 3 9 25
Coffee Cake Muffin w/ Coffee 710 270 30 12 85 500 105 1 68 8

Of course you can’t get a Big Mac for breakfast, but you can get a Sausage McMuffin and a small coffee with cream and sugar:

  Calories Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sugars Protein
Coffee Cake Muffin w/ Coffee 710 270 30 12 85 500 105 1 68 8
Sausage McMuffin w/ Coffee 500 270 29 11 290 940 39 2 11 21

For comparison, my usual at home breakfast of Frosted Mini Wheats, 1/2 a banana and a 1/2 cup of 2% milk.

  Calories Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sugars Protein
Home Breakfast 303 34 4 2 10 51 66 8 21 10
Tagged: Eating Out, Rants, Whatever

Blood Drive

Friday, August 3, 2012

We had a blood donation drive at the Valve Store(C) today and they have had signs posted all over the plant about a month now reminding folks about it.

The last time I gave blood, when they were done bagging the pint, I sat up and then promptly passed out right back into their recliner thing. To wake me up they had to pour ice water on me after calling my name and lightly slapping my face didn’t work. Deep down I know it was probably a one time thing, but that was about 6 years ago and I haven’t donated since. I used to feel bad about not donating, but that has since worn off. So much so that when ever I saw one of the posters for donating all I really saw was:

It did almost make me want to try it again…

Ed. Note: Glad I didn’t, I just found out there were Munchkins, not actual DONUTS.

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Tagged: Whatever

Twitterlike Post 2

Thursday, August 2, 2012

The production company responsible for the remake of 1990 movie Total Recall opening tomorrow is called Original Film.

Tagged: Birdsong

Twitterlike Post 1

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Exclusive: Obama authorizes secret U.S. support for Syrian rebels – well, it was a secret.

Tagged: Birdsong
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