Sith Lords Not So Much

One of my two Geeky Christmas Presents™ arrived yesterday and my what a big box it came in, I don’t know what I expected, but 14 inches long by 3 inches in diameter was not it. Included with my new Star Wars The Legacy Collection Force Action Lightsaber – Obi-Wan Kenobi was this helpful little piece of paper.

In case you lost said paper, right there near the On/Off switch was a sticker with the same CAUTION note. Closer to the pointy end was another sticker that read: !CAUTION! DO NOT poke or jab with Lightsaber. Sections are made to stick together in the extended position and will not easily collapse if jabbed into an object, individual or animal.

On the other end over the battery cover was another sticker with print so small that I couldn’t read it before I peeled it off like the other two. It probably warned me not to mix battery types or it might explode possibly causing harm to objects, individuals or animals.

I am armed with a Jedi’s weapon of choice (and partially on my way towards next Halloween’s costume), but don’t worry objects, individuals and animals, I’ll be careful around you. With Clone Warriors, Stormtroopers and Sith Lords, not so much.

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