Jamaican Holiday

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?”

The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Man.” Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican began screaming; ?YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!?

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The Emperor’s New Stickers

Emperor

Since the stickers have been on the car we have ran into a couple people we know around town and the first things out of their mouths were, “What are those Chinese letters for?” That confirms my suspicion that they are way too loud (close up view.) Off they’ll come tonight.

Rick, of Obsession fame, just sent me a link that might be just the thing: YourEmblem.com Kind of pricey, but I’m racking up the dollar total with my failed far-eastern mods…

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Right You Are Ken

Watched a couple of episodes of MXC today, can’t believe that show actually exists. It would never get produced in the US, thank heaven for those wacky Japanese.

Speaking of wacky Japanese, my bumper sticker from CafePress arrived last night. The maroon color was nowhere near the car color, so I used an xacto knife and cut out the kanji letters and stuck them on the front small section of the side sills, one set on each side. From my limited (read none) understanding of Japanese kanji one simple character stands for emperor, but it is mostly used to mean the Emperor of Japan. The second symbol represents sovereign, so the combination means sovereign emperor, or The Emperor. Now that I’ve gone to all the trouble I’m not sure it is going to stay on the car. The tan is a tad too bright for the basically dark sided automobile. I may remake the sticker with black characters which should be a little more subtle. I’ll have to get a picture of the car with the tan letters on there first, so I can add it to my Hall of Shame along with the Japanese license plate.

Flan: “It’s in the can.”
Vic: “Next is Flan Peters. He developed the aromatherapy product ‘Zoo in a Can’.”
Kenny: “Yeah, I’ve got ‘Monkey Enclosure’.”
Vic: “Good for you and it looks like he’s got a pretty good run going.”
Kenny: “He’s into a full San Quentin.” (Flan is straddling two timbers with his butt in the air)
Vic: “Right you are. Oh he’s stepping up there … Oh. There he’s into a defrocked bishop. (Flan is straddling two timbers with his butt in the air again.) And I think he might be trying for a dirty nurse. Yes. Oh he can’t quite pull it off.”
Kenny: “Not everyone can do a dirty nurse.”
Vic: “Right you are Ken. And… Flan cannot. It’s over for him.”

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Forced Night Off

Almost.

When I got home from work there was no new email at any of the mr-miata.net accounts. Strange. Especially seeing as I had sent an email from work to one of them. Clicked on Send and Receive All in OE and got nothing. Checked for this web page, 404. Tried to connect via FTP, couldn’t find site. Checked the web host’s forum for a maintenance update announcement, their site was 404 too. Not good. Checked the web host’s parent site (he is just a reseller) and it was alive, at least that is a good sign.

I hope this wasn’t a repeat of my ThatHostingCompany fiasco. After they disappeared with mastersmiataclub.com I swore I would never let the web host register the domain name for me, but here I was again, seduced by the low cost, right in the same pickle again. Wait a minute, that reminds me, a fellow THC exile is also using the same host (ssWebHost.com) maybe I’ll check his site. It appears fine. That’s strange, maybe it is a random hard drive crash and I’m on the wrong platter.

I don’t know how long I was down, last time I looked was last night, but mr-miata.net was back online at around 9:30 tonight. First thing I did was do a back up of the “Life of Brian.” I was long overdue, last one was March.

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FRS Have The Night Off

So I’m going to too.

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As The Cholesterol Varies

On the previous episode of As The Cholesterol Varies Brian’s good cholesterol was lower and his triglycerides were elevated. In today’s episode, as you can see from the chart below, we make an improvement in one and took a step back in another. Plus, sigh, the bad cholesterol is now slightly back over the limit. If you compare the current numbers to the January 10th ones, you can see they are pretty much the same. The Jaunary numbers were the result of 3 months of taking just the inexpensive dietary supplement Red Yeast Rice. I sense that the doctor is not exactly sure what to try next, so we play watchful waiting, keep taking Tricor and come back in 4 months…tune in again in December for the next exciting installment.

  Chol HDL LDL Trig
Goal <200 >40 <100 30-150
09/21/04 209 24 131 271
01/10/05 176 33 110 167
05/06/05 174 27 108 194
06/17/05 164 31 85 238
07/28/05 177 30 113 169

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Friday Is Hawaiian Shirt Day

Couple months ago while shopping at Goody’s I found some Hawaiian shirts on sale for $14. Thought what the heck, so I bought one. The following Friday was one of our half days and I wore it in. It was very comfy and it fits into the whole casual Friday mood. Plus I actually got some compliments on the shirt, both male and female. So I went back to Goody’s the next week and bought 2 more. Now every Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.

Trouble is, now that I think I’d like a couple more, the clothing stores have been swept clean of anything resembling summer wear in favor of fall stuff (even though the average high here will be above 85 degrees until late September) so I’m out of luck. I guess there is always the internet…

Maybe for “winter” I should switch to a shirt that is something like the Hawaiian shirt, cut the same and meant to be left untucked, something like a bowling shirt maybe.

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