Busy 2 Nights

Last night was our Fantasy Football League draft. I made a suggestion to last years Commissioner about how it would be more fun if we could play everyone in our division twice. Because we all work in the same department it would be better for smack talk pre and post Sundays, so he made me Commissioner for this year.

Anyway, allow me to introduce the 2012 Purple Whales: Philip Rivers and Carson Palmer are my QBs, with LeSean McCoy, Ahmad Bradshaw, Willis McGahee, James Starks and Robert Turbin as Running Backs. Wide Outs are going to be Andre Johnson, Pierre Garcon, Malcom Floyd, Nate Burleson and Randy Moss. I also drafted Brandon Pettigrew & Jared Cook for Tight End with Kicker Rob Bironas and the San Francisco 49ers Defense/Special Teams.


Tonight was the Annual MMC Bug Splat Rally. For the second year in a row the squashed insects were few and far between. The Biggest Bug Trophy was awarded to a small flattened bug in the middle of a pop up headlight. Closest to the Target was awarded to a small smudge of a bug 1/2″ away from the green Avery dot. Three cars were tied for Cleanest Car, but I gave it to the newest members because one couple had won the last three years in a row and the third couple got the Most Bugs award because they showed up with cat paw prints on their hood.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Looks Like I’m Not Going To Be A Winner (But I Won’t Be Alone)

When I entered the Win/Loss Contest over on a The Joy of Sox blog I was feeling a bit pessimistic about the Red Sox Chances this year and picked 89 Wins & 73 Losses. The site owner chided me for my dim view, but boy it is looking like those totals are now pie in the sky optimistic.

Their current record is 59W & 65L (not counting tonight’s in progress game), so for my prediction to be correct the FRS will have to finish the season out by winning 30 and only losing 8 more games. I’m betting the the odds of that happening are less than 1%!

The worst record picked by anyone was 85 & 77 and if the Sox play the rest of the way at the same winning percentage as they have until now, their record will be the inverse of that worst pick and be 77-85.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran?si?tions since 10/24/08: 1169

Human Pin Cushion

Donna had a colonoscopy today. She needs to get one every 2 to 3 years due to her Ulcerative Colitis. This is because of the increased risk of colon cancer in UC sufferers. Everything was peachy internally, but externally, that was a slightly different matter.

In what turned out to be an omen of things to come, it took two tries to get the pre-procedure IV started. She had an 8 o’clock start time and by 8:45 I was called back to see her in the recovery area. After she was almost entirely lucid they needed to take a couple vials of blood for some tests.

Donna has always had issues giving blood, as she has small veins and to complicate matters, the chemo she received as treatment for breast cancer in 2006 made those small veins more fragile. Now, cut the number of available arms for sticking in half, because of the lymph nodes removed from her right arm during the lumpectomy back then. Piled on top of that, she was dehydrated from the prep and not being able to drink anything past midnight, so you are really talking big challenge finding a nice vein.

The recovery nurse tried first with no luck. She went and found another nurse who tired a couple sticks without results and she left. The fellow who was her anesthesiologist checked in, noted the trouble and offered to give it a shot as he worked his way through medical school working in a lab. He too failed a couple of times. They were running out a spots to try because they needed to stay below her IV.

Nurse #2 returned and they started trying to get a vein in her left foot. No dice. Now the anesthesiologist left because he had to go put somebody under for their procedure, but he was replaced by one of the doctors on staff at the surgery center. After another failed draw from a foot vein, the three of them concocted another plan. Seeing as they were done with the IV they thought they could flush it and then draw the blood from it. This too, predictably, failed.

By now I am watching from across the aisle in another curtained recovery area lounging in one of those hospital recliners. I can’t get anywhere near the proceedings as there are 3 to 4 medical staff surrounding Donna and her bed is littered with syringe packaging, gauze pads, unsuccessfully filled vials of blood and rubber band tourniquets.

Fortunately for all involved, Donna is still slightly loopy from the anesthesia and is keeping her sense of humor in the forefront. The head nurse for the surgery center shows up and after a confab they try sticking her in the top of her left foot. But because he has been stuck so many times before they opt to give her a shot of lidocaine to dull the foot first. As you can guess, two sticks and two small veins blow out after doing nothing more than coating the inside surface of a vial.

Yet another different nurse appears and Donna asks, “Are you here to stick me too?” “No,” she says, “I’m here to report something to her (pointing at the head nurse.)” In an act of desperation, the staff doctor convinces Donna to let him try getting blood out of the taboo right arm. She agrees because what he said makes sense. You would never want an IV in that arm because the compromised lymphatic system would have trouble draining the fluid, but taking blood out of a vein would not be a problem. The logic was sound, but the results were not.

The original anesthesiologist, now through with another person, wanders by, looks in, and keeps on walking, shaking his head like a beaten man.

The staff doctor and nurse are not about to admit defeat, it has become personal. They are tapping on limbs, tying rubber tourniquets hither and yon searching for a spot they haven’t tried yet. A new player arrives, a slightly older man in scrubs. What magic does he bring?

Donna asks, “Are you here to stick me too?” “No,” he says, “I’m the director here.” He came to apologize for the trouble she was having. She graciously accepted his apology and complimented his staff as they we all very nice, and dare she say, fun to deal with during this whole episode.

Finally the Doc and the nurse found a vein on her left arm that they stuck and very carefully using a syringe, slowly and steadily managed to get a vial full of her blood. Originally when they started they were supposed to get two vials, but everyone in the whole surgery center knew that that was never going to happen. So they took the vial, placed it in some ice and got an aide to hand deliver it to the local lab and instruct them to be careful.

After too many needle punctures to count (best guess being somewhere between 12 & 15) they wheeled Donna out the door at about 10:30 AM.

Leaking Refrigerator

Last Sunday after we had returned from a bike ride I was sitting peacefully on the living room floor watching Sports Center while I stopped sweating when I heard a scream from Donna in the kitchen. Thinking it was just a visit from another Palmetto Bug, AKA Giant Flyin’ Cockroach, I hurried into the kitchen with a rolled up magazine from the coffee table in my hand for a weapon. It wasn’t a bug, but a quickly forming puddle in front of the fridge.

I hightailed it out the front door and shut off the water to the house. This wasn’t the first time, nor even the second time this kitchen appliance has decided to water the floor. We soaked up the small lake with some towels and I pulled the refrigerator out from the wall. I went outside, turned the water on part way and ran back inside to see where it was leaking. It wasn’t coming from the inlet line right at the back of the fridge where it had the last two times, but it was coming from somewhere near the front. Back outside to turn off the water, return inside to look under the front. It looked like the water was coming from the back of the cylindrical water filter that is impossible to reach unless you can turn the refrigerator on its side (which I had no intention of trying.)

A plastic water line comes up through the floor with no shut off valve and attaches to the refrigerator using a 1/4″ Brass Compression Union, so we agreed the easiest thing to do would be to cap one end of the union and live with ice cube trays. Home Depot is only mile away so I drive over and look in the plumbing aisle and they have a 10′ row of hooks filled with 1/4″ plumbing fittings. There is one hook that is empty leaving a glaring blank spot. Yup, that is where the 1/4″ ends caps should be.

Two miles down the road was Lowes and they had plenty of caps. I wrapped some teflon tape around the threads and tighened up the cap. Outside, water on, inside and inspect the capped union. It was dripping pretty good into a bowl we had placed to catch the water. Outside, water off, back inside to unscrew the cap, wrap more tape and tighten the cap down again. Outside, water on, back inside. Drip, drip, drip, %$@*&. Outside, water off, back inside. Upon inspection I noticed the cap was butting right up against the cent hex portion of the union. That has got to be why it is leaking. I dig into the miscellaneous plumbing bits draw and come up with a chrome union that has a slightly longer distance between the end of the threads and the hex portion. Problem solved…or so I thought.

Wrapped the threads with teflon tape and and tightened the cap as well as I could and there was just a touch of daylight between the cap and the hex. Outside, water on, inside and there is still a drip, drip, drip coming from the connection. Plan C is hatched. We have a few pieces of rubber diaphragm from some discarded ASCO valves that we had around for who knows what. I could cut a small diameter circle that just fits inside the cap and tighten the union up against that. That’s gotta work. Button everything up, go outside, turn on the water, come back inside to…drip, drip, drip.

At this point Donna and I discuss leaving a 5-gallon bucket next to the refrigerator to dangle the dripping water line into that could be emptied once or twice a week. I say let me try one last thing. Outside, water off, inside. I go back to my plumbing spare parts draw and get one of those white plastic compression rings. I remove the rubber diaphragm piece and put in the ring. This time I don’t tighten the cap ’til I can’t turn the wrench any more, instead I give it about 3 turns and stop. Outside, water on, inside. SUCCESS, NO DRIPPING.

As I’m buttoning everything up, I trace out the waterlines under the fridge and notice that after the union the hose went to the leaking filter fixture, then out of the filter and into the back of a single inlet valve with 2 outlets, one to the in-fridge water dispenser and the other to the ice maker. This gets me thinking, why don’t I just bypass the filter, that way we still can have a working ice maker. But the plastic 1/4 line going into the valve doesn’t have any screw type connections, just a plastic collar. I Google search the interwebs and find out this is some sort of quick connect mechanism. Cool.

So I get out an X-acto knife and blithely chop off the union that I have spent the last hour and a half trying to, and finally succeeding to, stop dripping. I pull on the collar, pull out the line from the filter, push the plastic inlet hose in to the valve, go outside, turn on the water, return to the back of the refrigerator and no drips.

And now that I think back to my first trip out to Home Depot, one of the things I did see while looking for the out of stock end cap was a plastic shut off valve for seven bucks with those same type of quick connect ends. If I only knew.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran?si?tions since 10/24/08: 1168

Oops

The Emperor has a new right rear shock.

He didn’t need it though.

The one that came out is perfectly fine. I made an assumption and you know the old saw about what that means.

At around 60,000 miles I replaced the worn OEM shocks with some Koni Yellow Sport adjustable shocks. When it came time to to replace those worn Konis, I went with some Koni Orange STR-T non-adjustable ones. I had two reasons for this, one, I adjusted the yellow sport shocks once, to the mid-point where they felt fine and two, the orange non-adjustable shocks were half the price at $70 vs. $140 each.

Because they came from the same manufacturer I thought they would be plug & play, but nope. The yellows because the adjusting mechanism runs through the shaft it is slightly larger in diameter at 12mm, than the stock shaft’s 10mm, so the hole in the top plate of the shock mounts had to be enlarged to accommodate it. The new orange shocks are meant as a slight upgrade to the OEM units, so its shaft is 10mm in diameter.

What I thought was shock failure was really the new smaller shaft poking through the enlarged mounting plate hole. My mechanic used a metal shim/washer with a 10mm hole in it to make things work. We are good for now, but we’ll take the car back to him next week and let him do the other three prophylactically.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran?si?tions since 10/24/08: 1168

Putting Their Best Foot Forward

I was listening to the FRS online for a while and in the fourth inning they were leading 2-0. I went away and when I came back to the Red Sox home page to get Gameday tab, so I could check up on the game without listening to it. The first thing you see on the site is a picture of tonight’s pitcher Aron Cook with the headline, “Cook’s No-Hitter broken in 6th.”

I look down at the line score and it is the Orioles leading in the bottom of the 6th 5-2. Cooks no-hitter was gone alright, but so was the lead and his tenure on the mound for the evening.