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155,000 Restaurants Rejected

Sunday, September 6, 2015

There were two restaurants within walking distance of tonight’s hotel in Culpeper, VA, one Mexican and one American attached to the hotel next door.

We walked into the Mexican place and could not hear ourselves think over the noise of the blender making margaritas. One woman noticed and made no move towards us. She did nod to a man, who looked at us and made no move towards us. We left.

We entered the outside door to “Pepper’s” and was the wrong one, because it was attached to the hotel they expected you to come in through the lobby. The hostess nodded to us and picked up some menus, but seated another couple who had came in the same door as us, but after us. The place only had a few other folks in it, but it was loud, mostly due to all the hard surfaces, but it also came from the patrons who all seemed to know each other. Not the atmosphere we needed or wanted. We left.

This brings us up to about 155,000 restaurants rejected due to various reasons in our lifetimes. Earlier this morning somewhere along I-81 the Emperor passed through the 155,000 mile mark.

Back at the hotel I consulted the GPS and Donna looked in the hotel info book and we settled on a place in downtown Culpeper just a couple miles away. As it had done almost all day when zeroing in on a destination, the GPS tried to drive us in a circle, but I refused to drive around the block again to go 100 yards backward. I pulled over and parked. Well, the restaurant we wanted wasn’t anywhere on the block where the GPS said it should be, so we headed in the other direction towards Main Street where it seemed there was more action.

We crossed the street and came to the Frost Cafe. Looked inside and started to walk by, when we decided not to press our luck, and went in. The place was nearly empty, but we were greeted, told to sit where we wanted and within a minute a waitress appeared. I got the Patty Melt (great) with fries (eh) and Donna ordered a cup of Cream of Crab soup (good) and a Tuna Melt (lacked the melt part.)

We walked around Lexington, VA like we always do when we get this way, so instead of Moss Motors Distributor photos, here a couple pictures from our walk.

A carriage on the way to a wedding on VMI
Parade Grounds on VMI
Touring Lexington by Carriage

Started up, went down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 56

Motoring Challenge Points 4, Approx Miles Driven 330
Totals So Far: 87 points & 4045 miles
Tagged: Miata Mileage, Motoring Challenge, Rants, Road Trip

Abingdon, VA

Saturday, September 5, 2015

County - Washington, VA (Alt)

Today’s original planned mileage was 288, but we ended up going 330 because of route changes (for the better) and circling the downtowns of both Jonesbourgh, TN and Abingdon, VA trying to get a good angle on their Washington County courthouses (VA above.)

Besides the points for the two Washington Counties, we also nabbed the state of Tennessee (NC & VA were scored on the Moss Motors trip back in June.) We entered Tennessee after a drive on an epic sports car road, NC-197 that had branched off NC-226 at Red Hill. I don’t know exactly when and only realized it when I saw a sign that said 395 in a triangle instead of the previous 197 in a square. We didn’t get the usual “Welcome To” sign, so we stopped and took a picture of the first thing we did see with the state name on it, a Tennessee Route 81 sign.

We used 4 different state maps today, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee & Virginia, but tomorrow we’ll only need the Virginia map. And because we now have the Washington County of this state, our only goals will be a couple of Moss Motors distributors in Roanoke & Waynesboro.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 52

Motoring Challenge Points 3, Approx Miles Driven 330
Totals So Far: 83 points & 3715 miles
Tagged: Motoring Challenge

Mr. Savvy Fantasy Drafter

Friday, September 4, 2015

The first round of the EZEFFL draft went like this:

1 Aaron Rodgers GB QB Clueless in Lexington
2 Andrew Luck Ind QB Georgia Super Los’s
3 Le’Veon Bell Pit RB Purple Whales
4 Adrian Peterson Min RB Team McNorrill
5 Marshawn Lynch Sea RB Team Gregory

I had third pick and when the first two guys selected QBs that left the #1 running back ripe for the picking. So I did.

When I got home and uploaded the results, I checked my line up. Much to my surprise I noticed a big SSPD next to my main horse’s name. Yikes! Suspended? Guess I should have done a modicum of research before hand, well, better late than never.

Turns out the suspension is just two games, but that is like 15% of our 13 game season. According to the Pittsburgh Steelers’ depth chart Mr. Bell’s primary back up will be ex-Panther DeAngelo Williams, and look, DeAngelo was undrafted and available on the Friday waiver wire. I’m number 5 in line, so I’m hoping that someone else doesn’t realize he will probably be playing the first two games and grab him before me.

Turns out I didn’t have to worry, nobody else thought of it and Mr. Williams returns to a Purple Whale uniform. I had him a couple of years ago and he was madly inconsistent then, and he must still carry that reputation, as ESPN has him ranked as the 91st best running back in the NFL. I have two other RBs besides Le’Veon Bell and they are ranked at 18 & 20, so who of the three eligible to play next Thursday will start for me will probably be a game time decision.

Tagged: Fantasy Football

Can I See Your Visa Please?

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Not the credit card kind either.

We are coming up on our two week vacation and while filling up our pill containers there were four prescriptions that didn’t even have enough pills in them to put in all slots of both of containers. I entered the script numbers into the pharmacy’s web site and two went through fine, but the other two came back as being too soon the be refilled. No problem, we have done it before, I just call and ask for a vacation over ride. The pharmacist who answered, said he’d call the insurance company and call me back if there was any problem.

Ten minutes later the phone rings. Its the pharmacist. There’s a problem.

Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Alabama wanted to know what day I was leaving on and where I was going on my vacation! I told him we were leaving Saturday on a driving trip though 20 states. BCBS of AL needed to know if I was staying in the U.S. or going out of the country. Seems that their rules have changed, if you are staying in the country, you would need to have the prescription transferred to a pharmacy local to where you were going. Only if you were leaving the U.S. would they refill a script early. I asked, “How would they know?” He said, “I have to ask for your itinerary.” “Just take the pill bottles with you and get a pharmacist to call us and I can give him all the information he needs.”

Donna asked me to go back and check to see where the two that we couldn’t get refilled ran out. We got lucky, in one of them there were enough to make it through the second Friday evening when are planning on being back anyway. The other only had enough to make it until the second Thursday evening, but seeing as it was the same acid reflux stuff that I take, I had enough extra to front her the one needed.

Next year if we take another two week vacation, I’m telling them we are going on a hiking trip in Swiss Alps or something. I just hope Blue Cross/Blue Shield doesn’t make the pharmacist ask to see my passport to check for the proper visas.

Tagged: Rants

Draft Day For The EZEFFL

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

After work today, 10 team owners gathered around to projection screen in the Valve Store’s(tm) Human Resources Conference Room to pick their players for the 2015 season.

After our offline draft is completed, I get home and upload the results to ESPN, they are posted on the League’s web site. In a sub-basment some 300′ below ground in Bristol, CT the ESPN super computer, code named Rasmussen, tabulates 6.8 million simulated seasons for our league and generates a Report Card to let the team owners know how they did. Here it is:

EZEFFL 2015 Draft Report Card

Now, you might be a tad suspicious because my team is at the top with an A+, but I assure you, I did not tamper with the letter grades at all. And if the caparison of past Draft Report Cards to past seasons results are any indication, my spot at the top here guarantee’s nothing more than a Top 10 finish in our ten team league.

Anyway, for grins, here is how I drafted:

Draft# Player Pos. Team
3 Le’Veon Bell RB Pit
18 Calvin Johnson WR Det
23 Rob Gronkowski TE NE
38 Andre Ellington RB Ari
43 Julian Edelman WR NE
58 Tony Romo QB Dal
63 Jordan Matthews WR Phi
78 Giovani Bernard RB Cin
83 Dwayne Allen TE Ind
98 Matt Bryant K Atl
103 Broncos D/ST Den
118 Colin Kaepernick QB SF
123 Allen Robinson WR Jac
138 Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE TB
Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 50
Tagged: Fantasy Football

It Rained All Day & Its My Fault

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Not only did I wash the Emperor yesterday, but later in the evening we went out for some ice cream and on the way there ran the Purple Whale thru LuLu’s.

No real post here tonight because I used up all my words writing the Rally Wrap Up of last week’s Bug Splat with the Masters Miata Club.

Tagged: MMC, Sonata Washings

NO to ND

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Last weekend at the finish of the Bug Splat (which I really need to write about over on the Club site) Donna and I noticed one couple’s car had nice new shiny leather seats in their 2001 Miata. We asked where they had them done and they said a little place called Evans Upholstery over in Georgia, $800 installed. This is a pretty good deal as the seats themselves from leatherseats.com would be anywhere from $700-750, then you’d have to install them yourself or pay someone a couple hundred more to do it.

This morning when we got up, with the practically fall-like weather decided to drive over and check the shop out. Most places like this aren’t open weekends, but the Internet’s know-it-all Google said that they were open from 8 ’til noon. Because the GPS was giving Donna fits when she was trying to enter in their address we opted to see if we could find it using my hazy memory of the Google map I looked at for 45 seconds yesterday. Predictably, that didn’t work out so well.

I pulled into a quick-stop and while Donna was inside I tried the GPS again. This time, it magically knew where to go. When we pulled up front Donna said, “Looks dark. They’re closed.” I said, “Nah. There’s an OPEN sign in the window.” When I pulled on the door, it didn’t open. Donna handed me the phone and I dialed the number on the door. After each ring in my ear I could hear the muffled ring in the shop. When the answering machine clicked on, I clicked off the phone. Turns out that Google is just like every other know-it-all I’ve ever known, they just think they know it all.

Another thing we learned at last week’s Bug Splat was that Andy Gerald Jones Mazda over in Augusta had a couple of the 4th generation cars, AKA the ND, in stock. Seeing as we were over this way anyway we thought we’d go check and see if they were still there. One was, a Ceramic Metallic GT. It was right out front with the top down. As we parked and started walking towards it a salesman who was walking around the lot plotted an intercept course and headed that way too. Donna and I arrived first and popped open the doors and sat right down.

It’s still a Miata, just updated. Kinda like your living room if you painted the walls a shade brighter color and bought new furniture. The good news is that the passenger leg room has returned from its absence in the 3rd gen car, the bad news is the 4 x 6 x 1-1/2″ high hump adjacent to the transmission tunnel is still there. The good news is that it doesn’t feel like sitting in a bathtub as much as the 3rd gen car did, the bad news is it still feels a lot more enclosed than our car. The good news is that as everyone on the Miata.net has said, it is much nicer looking in person than it is in pictures, the bad news is that Donna is still not getting a warm and fuzzy feeling from its appearance.1 While I give it 4 out of 5 stars and Donna gives it about 2-1/2, I’m pretty sure the Emperor’s reign over the Bogardus household is safe for the next several years.

When the salesman asked if we wanted to take it for spin we said, “No thanks, it’s an automatic.” When he asked if we wanted a call when they got a six-speed in, I said sure and gave him my work phone. And depending on if it is not too inconvenient when he calls, we just might go over.

I spent the rest of the day pampering the Emperor in preparation for our big trip. Rotated the tires and changed the oil. Checked all the fluid levels and air pressures. Then washed and waxed (with actual paste wax) the car. Couple items left to do, clean the inside glass and top off the air in the spare, these will happen tomorrow in the garage while it rains outside.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Transitions since 06/25/15: 48

1. I think that if the car had been a nice bright blue instead of a semi-gloss grayish white it would have gone a long way towards improving the car’s curb appeal.
Tagged: Miata Service, Miata Washings, Miatatude
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