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25 Years Ago – Summer 1993

Sunday, June 24, 2018

My Friend, Mr. Hirai…

by Norman H. Garett III
Founder Miata Club of America
Concept Engineer Miata Project

We were delayed for a half hour while the technicians replaced a front shock on one of the prototype 323 test mules by the side of the road. It was 1984 and we were testing the new series against samples of its competition in the high deserts of California. There were ten of us from Mazda, a few of us from the Design Studio staff in Irvine and the rest were technicians and senior project managers that had flown over from Japan.

I killed some time taking in the scenery around us. My boss, Mr. Kubo, was speaking with one of the Japanese managers by a small pond down the road, so I headed toward them for some company. As I approached them, I overheard the hushed tones of their gentle native tongue and decided not to interrupt. I walked to the pond’s edge and began skipping a few smooth flat stones across the water. A few minutes later, my solitude was broken by the sight of a second stone skipping along a parallel path to mine. As I turned to see who had launched such a skillful skip, my eyes met with a wel­come smile brightening the face of my boss’s friend. With an even broad­er smile and broken English, he offered me a slight bow as he said, “Hullo. My name is Hirai”.

Before me stood a singularly endearing Japanese gentleman in his late fifties. With a slightly graying crew cut, the physical similarity to Ozzie Nelson was immediate, right down to the fatherly nature. It was my first meeting with the special man who was to become one of the most important men in the Miata story. Our words were few that day, but as we shared a few minutes engaged in a boyhood pastime, we some­how came to understand each other very well.

It was to be another year before I saw Mr. Hirai again. A group of program managers and staff were out to dinner at a local Newport Beach restaurant. Up and down the long table the conversation bubbled about sports cars and the love of driving. The Miata project was moving toward its second clay model, not yet approved, and many parts of the recipe were yet to be decided upon. We all spoke of our particular love of cars. Someone put forth the concept that a sports car should respond as a horse does to a skilled rider, almost anticipating the next command. Hirai took that a step further and expounded on his theory that the first sports cars were the Roman chariots. We all nodded in agreement as point after point was made around the table about the true meaning of a sports car. We ended the evening with the glow of friendship and the fire of opportunity for the car we were pulling out of thin air.

Shortly thereafter, it was announced that the Miata was approved for production and that Mr. Hirai was to be the program manager. I am sure that there are many others who were technically capable for the job,
but I was glad he was chosen. We became amazed at Mr. Hirai’s uncanny ability to cut to the core of true not sports car essence as he translated abstract wishes into nuts and bolts. A true engineer, he was looking to make a marketing impression with a pretty shape and a nice spec sheet. Mr. Hirai had elevated his think­ing and the thinking of the design team to the goal of cre­ating that fire deep inside the car that rewarded all who were to drive it. Very philosophical for an engineer, very Eastern for a product concept, but very necessary for the building of a virtuous sports car.

Time after time, I watched as Hirai-san guided, fought, and persuaded element after element that was being designed into the Miata. Weight was one of his greatest concerns. Agility was another. He would work his way back up the design process to find each hidden gremlin that might later “box-in” certain decisions and ferret out those problems at their genesis. If compromises were to be made, it would not be because the design team was caught by surprise. Thorough and deliberate, progress was made with a singular purpose that was a first for Mazda and a model of corporate cooperation.

There were conflicts in Japan, of course. Conflicts of cost, conflicts of timing, conflicts of procedure. As a testament to his leadership skills, Mr. Hirai guided the design crew through each storm and dark night with strength and intellect. Each new day, the project would awaken right on course and a few milestones closer to the goal of making some­thing more than just another car.

Each time I saw him, he had the expression of a young boy just look­ing up from his Erector set. The design process fascinated him and his enthusiasm inspired and led all of us to find the same spark in our hearts to do our best.

I wax eloquent about Mr. Hirai because I have seen so many exec­utives in the auto industry be driven by circumstance, wafting about in a rough sea of indecision and conflicting input. What Mr. Hirai was able to do was not supernatural, but it was and is very uncommon in today’s world of project committees and corporate politics. Singular vision exer­cised with unvarying steadfastness was very much rewarded in the Miata project. As Mazda has learned from the course Mr. Hirai chart­ed, so can many companies.

Mr. Hirai retired a few months ago. I hear he is now teach­ing at a local college near Hiroshima. I wonder if those stu­dents know how fortunate they are. I am sure that Mr. Hirai will not let them escape his tutelage without imparting cer­tain aspects of his personality into their way of thinking. And after the Miata, that will be another of his great con­tributions to this world.

Mr. Hirai, you have worked hard for your rest. Be sure to know that each Miata owner appreciates your contributions to the automotive landscape. Let’s hope that your legacy inspires others to help to create cars as significant and reward­ing as the Miata.

And during your days of relaxation, remember to skip a stone for me sometime.

Copyright 1993, Miata Magazine. Reprinted without permission.

 

Tagged: Blast From the Past, Miata Club of America Magazine

Brian Drives Several Poor-shas

Friday, June 22, 2018

An event that has been over a year in the making finally came to fruition yesterday morning. Back very early in 2017, when that year’s Motoring Challenge flyer came out with the requirement to take a picture of a car from every decade I had in mind what I wanted for my 80’s photo.

Somewhere in the past, either during a Miata Club meeting when he was a member or during the process of my buying the CTBNL from him, my Fairy Godfather David mentioned that he had an 1987 Porsche 911 Carrera. When I first asked him about it, he told me it was in the shop having the top end of the engine rebuilt and wouldn’t be done for a couple of months. He said, “When I get it back we’ll get together and you can drive it and then we’ll take the picture.” When the car was finished, he was then busy taking care of an aging father, I was still working and we never could get together. I ended up using a Pontiac Fiero for that decade instead.

Fast forward to last week, I’m on my morning neighborhood walk and who should pull up next to me in a Jeep, but David. Turns out has moved into my neck of the woods and was out running errands. He says, “I still owe you that drive.” His dad had since passed away and I’m retired, so I tell him, “Let’s do this crazy thing.” He says, “We can set aside a morning and you can drive the ’87 911 and whichever of my other cars you want.”

I knew he owned a 70’s vintage 914 and a 2016 Cayman S to go along with the 911, but I didn’t know about the 2nd 914, the 2nd 911 and a 2011 Boxster Spyder. So in the 4 hours we spent together I drove all 6 cars on a 15-20 mile loop along mostly county back roads. I drove them, not outrageously and only sometimes spirtedly because I’m not a professional driver and I’m basically used to driving relatively new-ish Miatas. Plus I really didn’t want to get a speeding ticket, smoosh somebody else’s car or them (or me for that matter.) I’ll try and give you a brief synopsis of my thoughts on each car, in the order I drove them.

1. 2016 Cayman S – A large1, comfortable, very fast, sharp handling Grand Touring vehicle. David would tell you that it handles to beat the band and from the couple of turns I took at speeds slightly faster than I have in the Miata it was so composed that I’m sure he is right.

2. 2011 Boxster Spider – Driving this was a bit like driving the Cayman, though a touch lighter with same horsepower. It has a 6-speed transmission, but in the US, and driving legal speed limits, you really only need 1st and 2nd. Almost stupid fast. It is a Boxster so it is a convertible, it is a Spyder because the top is not the normal two-layer motorized stowing top, it has some cloth and poles and straps so that it goes up like erecting a 1950s era pup tent2.

All these cars are standard transmission with three pedals on the floor. The first two cars were six-speed and the shift pattern was the same as the Mini. The last two cars had 5-speed transmissions with a shift pattern identical to the Miata. These next two in the middle are 5-speed as well, but gave me the most difficulty because the shift pattern was weird. Reverse is where 1st is traditionally in the upper left and 1st gear is in the lower left, where 2nd gear normally is.

3. 1973 914 2.0 – This car is more my style. It is roughly Miata sized all the way around. It has a slightly reduced HP number, but is a couple hundred pounds lighter making it maybe feel marginally faster. It drove nothing like a Miata though, along with the odd, to me, shift pattern it has no power steering and surprise, no power brakes3. Halfway through the loop the no power items turned into features, not bugs, and made the drive quite engaging. By the time I was finished even the shift pattern made sense and became second nature.

4. 1971 914/6 GT – While not a GT from the factory, it has nearly all the bits on it from the factory kit to make it pretty darn close to one. So, you take the previous car and bump the HP to more than double, add on some tidy upgraded suspension pieces and, from the sound of the thing, throw the muffler in the dust bin. It is a race car, thinly disguised as a street car and one hell of a hoot to drive. There were a couple of cars ahead of me when it came time to take the left turn which led to the usual loop, they went that way, so I went straight. I spent the next couple of miles stomping the go pedal for awhile and letting off to just to hear the car snarl and snap like a rabid mountain lion before turning back to the garage. It was the shortest drive of the day, but definitely the loudest.

5. 1970 911T – This is the car I think of when I dream of 911s, the Holy Grail of Porschedom. I was 15 in 1970 and I had a poster on my wall of this car4. This is the “hot rod” version of the car from that year because it has a bigger motor, has been lightened in several ways and has an upgraded suspension that lowers the car a bit. After the 914/6 GT this seemed almost too sedate, but it felt nimble and quick like I expected it to. And as a bonus, I felt like the coolest teenager on block for those 40 minutes of driving it.

6. 1987 911 Carrera – The car that started this event to begin with and it turned out it was the least satisfying of the bunch. Possibly because it was the end of day and we’d been driving around chatting for 3-1/2 hours already, but I didn’t push the car at all, I just drove like the ‘old man in a hat’ I am. Don’t get me wrong, if I won this car in a raffle or if an unknown uncle left me one in his will, I would drive the snot out of it. I would wash it monthly whether I had driven it or not. I would go to Coffee in Cars, I would take kids for rides, I would, well, you get the idea, but for this day, it was, “Meh.”

It’s nice to have friends who have cool cars. And they let you drive them!

Tagged: Cars

Not So Raccoon Proof Bird Feeder

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Didn’t take too long to prove Donna was right on at least one count, it didn’t slow the raccoon down at all. Night before last we heard some munching sounds right in front of us. We stood up and walked closer to the screen and sure enough our fat ol’ raccoon was sitting on top of the bird feeder scooping up handfuls of sunflower seeds. We stared at him/her and he/she stopped and stared right back.

I slowly walked back into the house and got my digicam. When I got back the two of them were still eyeballing each other. I had turned the camera on on the away back outside, so I slowly walked up next to Donna and pressed the shutter. Unfortunately the camera was set on portrait, the red eye prevention pre flash went off startling our friend into action. By the time the real flash and shutter fired all I captured was the ass-end of the raccoon.

I’m stumped on the next step, longer screws? Any ideas?

Wonder if it’s any relation to the #mprraccoon

Tagged: Animals Smarter Than Me, Bird Feeder, Raccoons, Squirrels

Not So Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder

Friday, June 8, 2018

We have a couple of the Super Stop-A-Squirrel Bird Feeders, one in the front yard and one in the back. You mount the top part to the tree and the bottom part rests on a couple of hooks making it easy to pull down and refill. They work pretty neat with a spring loaded perch that stays put when a bird lands on it, but when a heavier squirrel overcomes the spring, it closes the lid over the seed.

These have served us well for several years. You can see where the squirrels, foiled by the spring action, have tried other ways to gain access to the tantalizing seed within. There are a few spots where the paint has been scratched off from trying to dig their way in and a couple places in the back where the metal itself has been slightly pried apart, but not enough to get inside.

Last year one of our local squirrels figured out that if he keeps his back feet on the tree, braces himself with one front leg on the side of the feeder, pushes up on the bottom with the other front leg and letting go suddenly he can actually get the seed container to fall off one of the hooks holding it up and it will dump a bunch of seeds on the ground. With repeated jostling he/she can nearly empty the entire feeder out. I know this because this particular squirrel had the audacity to preform this maneuver while Donna and I were sitting on the porch watching it.

I came up with a solution that prevent this trick from working. I drilled two holes on the side that went through both the lid and the seed basket. I then added a couple of deck screws through the holes and now the bottom bottom part stays firmly in place (circled in the above picture.) The only down side to this is I now have to remember to take a cordless screwdriver out with me when I refill the seeds. I know it works because we have seen this squirrel try to perform the maneuver, climb down to the ground and get a little sad face on when it realizes there isn’t a bunch of seeds waiting for it.

We filled all out bird feeders before we left to go out west and when we got back the mixed seed in the hanging feeders was down 1/4, but the front squirrel proof feeders was down 3/4 and the backyard one was completely empty. So when we went shopping we bought a new bag and filled them both up. Within a couple days the front one had barely dropped, but the back one was way down. I knew the squirrels weren’t doing it, so maybe we just had a lot more birds using the backyard feeder.

Turns out it wasn’t birds at all. A couple of nights ago we were out on the porch late, listening to the FRS game on the radio, when there was a lull in the game sound Donna could hear something out in the dark backyard scratching around. Now we have plenty of birds around and more than enough squirrels. We’ve have seen a small bunny rabbit or two back there as well and just the other day a small box turtle wandered through. But this was different. I went inside and grabbed a flashlight and when I pointed it at the bird feeder, sitting right on top, was a Garfield sized raccoon. He was calmly reaching down and grabbing handfuls of seeds and munching away. Dona clapped her hands real loud twice and it stepped onto the tree, climbed down and scurried off into the darkness.

Well, I thought the deck screws worked on squirrels, maybe if I reversed them they would work on raccoons too. So, look again at the picture above and notice the top of the feeder. Tonight I drilled 9 holes through the top and threaded in deck screws, pointy side up, through the top in hopes to keep the raccoon from making him or herself at home at the sunflower seed buffet.

I filled the feeder with half the seed from the front, so we’ll see how long it takes to disappear. Donna thinks that it either won’t slow the raccoon down or it will, but somehow it will aid the squirrels in eating the seeds. We’ll see.

Tagged: Bird Feeder, FRS, Raccoons, Rants, Squirrels

2018 Jumbo Road Trip Food

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

We try to eat adventurously when on the road and so for our memory and your pleasure, I kept track of the good ones. This way if we are ever back in the same town again we know where to stop or if you ever find yourselves in one of these towns you can find a good meal. We were 14 days on the road out to Lake Tahoe and ate nine note worthy meals and it took us 11 days coming back and ran into four (one of which was a return trip to a breakfast spot in Albuquerque.)

Tuesday, May 1st, lunch in Kosciusko, MS – Old Trace Grill – Brian, Patty Melt and Donna, Grilled Shrimp

Wednesday, May 2nd, breakfast in Vicksburg, MS – The Mad Baker – Brian, breakfast biscuit and Donna, 2 eggs, cheese grits and bacon

Thursday, May 3rd, lunch in Henderson, TX – Debbie’s Bistro – Split, grilled cheese and green chili and rice soup

Friday, May 4th, breakfast in Tyler, TX – The Diner – Donna Eggs and Bacon and Brian, Grilled Banana French Toast

Monday, May 7th, breakfast in Albuquerque, NM – Central Grill and Coffee House – Donna, Eggs Benedict and Brian, Waffle Dogs

Tuesday, May 8th, lunch in Madrid, NM – Jezebel Soda Fountain – Both, Breakfast Burito

Thursday, May 10th, dinner in Green River, UT – Tamarisk Restaurant – Split Pork Chops

Saturday, May 12th, lunch (breakfast) in Winnemucca, NV – The Griddle – Donna, Eggs Benedict and Brian, Pecan Encrusted French Toast

Sunday, May 13th, lunch in Carson City, NV – Scoups – Brian, Vegetarian Chili and Donna, Chicken Spaetzle with a scoop of ice cream for dessert.

Sunday, May 20th, dinner in Beatty, NV – KC’s Outpost – The food was OK, but the homemade cake for dessert was worth it.

Tuesday, May 22nd, lunch outside Holbrook, AZ – Painted Desert Visitor Center Cafe – Donna, Lamb Soup and Brian, Navajo Taco.

Wednesday, May 23rd, breakfast in Albuquerque, NM – Central Grill and Coffee House – Donna, Eggs Benedict and Brian, Huevos Rancheros

Wednesday, May 30th, lunch in Milledgeville, GA – The Brick – Split Spinach Artichoke Dip and a small Sausage, Pepperoni, Black Olives & Spinach Pizza

Tagged: Eating Out, Food, Road Food, Road Trip

63,000 Missing Free Electrons

Monday, June 4, 2018

I guess the CTBNL was jealous of the Ladybug because she went for a trip across the country while he was left behind all alone in a dark garage for a month, so it ate all the free electrons in its battery. Last Friday morning I went to pop open the trunk for something and it didn’t open, at first I thought it might be the fob, but when I opened the car door to pull the lever to open the trunk the “dome” light didn’t come on.

I hooked up our cheap-o battery charger and let it run until that night. The dome light still didn’t come on and it is an LED, so you know the battery was really dead. Turns out the charger is more of a maintainer for car batteries, so it is something I should have hooked up before we left for a month. Saturday morning we went down the street to an Advance Auto and bought a new battery.

The starting of this post has been sitting in the drafts folder since April 25th, which is longer than the CTBNL sat unattended in the garage and is when it crossed the 63,000 mile milestone.

Tagged: Miata Mileage, Miata Service

Wendover Will

Sunday, June 3, 2018

On Day 12 of our 2018 Jumbo Road Trip we spent the night in the town of Wendover, Utah. The town sits right on the border between Utah and Nevada and just across the literal line in the sand sits the town of West Wendover. In 1952 West Wendover, Nevada replaced a bright light on a tall pole that State Line Service (a cobblestone service station), right on the border, had used to attract visitors with a 64 foot tall mechanical cowboy outlined in neon lights.

Probably hundreds of thousands of people have taken pictures of Will and even themselves with Wendover Will over the years, but now the town has created a page where if you submit a selfie photo with him they’ll post it with a digital pin on the map of where your from. I, of course, thought it sounded like fun, so I took a picture. It is not a very good picture overall and shows that I need a lot more practice at the selfie thing. Take a look and see if you can find me: Wendover Will Visitor Map

Tagged: Dumb Things I've Done, Road Trip, WTF
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