Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Weekend Warrior

The Miata has mor­phed from daily dri­ver to week­end war­rior, seems like the only time it gets to come out from under its blan­ket is on Fri­days and Sat­ur­days. That’ll be chang­ing soon as the BKR is wrap­ping up. Tomor­row the counter top goes in and Mon­day the back splash goes up. Also on Mon­day the last bits of plumb­ing should get wrapped up, sink and garbage dis­posal hooked up, ice maker line run and the dish­washer all but­toned up. Tues­day the dump­ster that blocks access to the garage goes away and then the Emperor will once again be allowed back into his throne room.

Plus, spring appears to be finally here and the weather will now be nice enough to actu­ally enjoy rid­ing with the top down for at least the evening trip home from work.

Even though today was Fri­day, it was a week­end day for us because the Valve Store ™ con­sid­ers Good Fri­day a hol­i­day, so we uncov­ered the Miata and drove it when we did our run­ning around. After we got home for the day I took advan­tage of the nice weather and changed its oil and rotated its tires.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1207

Oops

The Emperor has a new right rear shock.

He didn’t need it though.

The one that came out is per­fectly fine. I made an assump­tion and you know the old saw about what that means.

At around 60,000 miles I replaced the worn OEM shocks with some Koni Yel­low Sport adjustable shocks. When it came time to to replace those worn Konis, I went with some Koni Orange STR-T non-adjustable ones. I had two rea­sons for this, one, I adjusted the yel­low sport shocks once, to the mid-point where they felt fine and two, the orange non-adjustable shocks were half the price at $70 vs. $140 each.

Because they came from the same man­u­fac­turer I thought they would be plug & play, but nope. The yel­lows because the adjust­ing mech­a­nism runs through the shaft it is slightly larger in diam­e­ter at 12mm, than the stock shaft’s 10mm, so the hole in the top plate of the shock mounts had to be enlarged to accom­mo­date it. The new orange shocks are meant as a slight upgrade to the OEM units, so its shaft is 10mm in diameter.

What I thought was shock fail­ure was really the new smaller shaft pok­ing through the enlarged mount­ing plate hole. My mechanic used a metal shim/washer with a 10mm hole in it to make things work. We are good for now, but we’ll take the car back to him next week and let him do the other three prophylactically.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1168

Shocking News

One of the Emperor’s recently (6/19) installed shocks has flat-lined.

In hind sight it is no sur­prise. From the first few times dri­ving the car on the new shocks it didn’t feel like much of an improve­ment over the old ones that were replaced. After I cured the socket rat­tle things were fine for a cou­ple weeks, but then started notic­ing a slightly lower pitched sound from back there when hit­ting cer­tain kinds of bumps. I kept mean­ing to tear apart the trunk and check for other loose tools or stuff that I keep back there, but never did.

Last week a high tone rat­tle appeared to go along with the occa­sional thunks, so Fri­day I did what I should have done before. I removed the faux car­pet, the fiber board spare tire cover, the small tool kit,the air pres­sure gage, the flash­light, the small bot­tles of quick detailer & glass cleaner. I pulled out the pair of mechanic’s gloves, the paper tow­els, the umbrella, the rolled up Zoom Zoom pic­nic blan­ket and the cargo net hold­ing the Garmin GPS & Cool Breeze Scoop. I pulled out the 10 disc CD changer and the plas­tic cubby holder on the left side. I then removed the three plas­tic beauty pan­els, 2 sides and back expos­ing access areas to the shock mounts.

I found noth­ing extra­ne­ous, but if you grabbed a hold of the big nut hold­ing down the top of the driver’s side rear shock it was eas­ily shook. And when you did shake the shock, it sounded off with that tin­kling cym­bal sound that I had been lis­ten­ing to for the last few days.

I filled out the con­tact form on the Moss Motors site, where I bought the shocks, and within an hour some­one from there called. The shocks have a life­time war­ranty and the way they han­dle a sit­u­a­tion like this is I have to buy a new shock, but if it does turn out to be a man­u­fac­turer defect, they refund the money. Moss also is pay­ing for the ship­ping of the new shock to me and the return ship­ping of the defec­tive one to them, so not bad.

The new shock arrives tomor­row and gets installed on Thurs­day. Hope­fully things will be a lot smoother (pun intended) after that.

Forget Something?

The Emperor’s new shocks are just what his sub­jects needed. The last few months his majesty had a ten­dency to wan­der in his lane. I tried to tighten things up by adjust­ing the Koni Sport shocks firmer, but that just ended up mak­ing the car bouncy. We picked up the car on Tues­day, didn’t drive it on Wednes­day, but Thurs­day and then again Fri­day we did. On both days, me first, then Donna, noticed a kind of metal­lic rat­tle from the left rear when hit­ting sharp bumps. Won­der­ing if maybe some­one didn’t tighten some­thing up dur­ing the shock change, I decided to check it out today.

First thing I did was put the front of the car on jack stands. Front? Yeah, I also needed to change out that burnt out fog light bulb. And while it can be done while lay­ing on your back under the car, but it is much eas­ier to jack it up and take off the tires. Even though only one was out I opted to change them both because with my luck if I did just one, the other would fail within week. Seri­ously Syl­va­nia, fifty-four bucks for a pair of Sil­ver­Star Ultra H1 bulbs?!? I went with $7.75 ea Plain Jane H1.

With the front done I jacked up the back end and pulled both of those tires. A visual and shake check revealed noth­ing loose or out of place under there, so it was time to check in the trunk. My first thought was to just flat out empty every­thing out of the trunk and take the car for a spin to see if the noise remained. As I pulled out the faux car­pet cov­er­ing the spare I noticed some­thing, a 3/8 drive, 14mm deep socket sit­ting on top of the rim of the spare tire. That just might be it. Just in case I hunted around for any­thing else that didn’t belong and found noth­ing. But­toned every­thing back up and did a quick run around the block run­ning over every imper­fec­tion and man­hole cover. Didn’t hear a rattle.Big test will be the next time we go over some rail­road tracks.

I guess I’ll give Steve a call on Mon­day and see if he wants his socket back.

The Autotrophs Began To Drool

Since we last spoke a week ago*:

The Miata has got­ten a bath to wash last Saturday’s bugs off only to put some more back on yes­ter­day when we took the MMC to Sardis.

I’ve got the new shocks for the Emperor in the garage which will prob­a­bly get installed this week some time. Went with the non-adjustable Koni SRTs this time, because why spent twice as much for the adjustable Sport models.

The FRS have won 3 games and lost 4 which is pretty much on par for the way this sea­son is going. Unfor­tu­nately the MFY won all seven (now nine in a row for them) putting the Red Sox (who are still in last in their divi­sion) 8 games out.

Mad Men is over for another year and we now have absolutely noth­ing to watch on TV except for The Big Bang The­ory and we only have 4 episodes of that to watch before we are all caught up with all the Sea­son 5 shows.

*Where the heck did it go? Seems like yesterday…

Started down, went up, back down, back up, down again, up again, down once more, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1152

One Headlight

When we left the Kroger store park­ing lot to go buy some gas for the still fanged Emperor, Donna asked, “Are the lights on?” I said, “Yes. It just looks like they aren’t on because we are in a well lit park­ing lot.” We filled up with gas and headed home. About halfway there I noticed that we seemed to be miss­ing the right head­light. That was con­firmed when we pulled into the garage.

This is the first time I have ever had a burnt out head­light in a Miata. Not just this one, but in the first two either. Twenty two years with­out a head­light going bad. Watch, one of the new ones will burn out in a week and I’ll never go another year with­out one or the other head­lights going bad.

Went back out in the Pur­ple Whale and drove to Advanced Auto to buy a new bulb. Before I went I checked the Own­ers Man­ual to see what bulb I needed, low beams on my year car are HB4. At the store there is an aisle full of bulbs and I searched and searched , but couldn’t find an HB4 bulb to save my life. I checked a cross-reference guide they had there and it said I needed a 9006 bulb for that appli­ca­tion. Those they had plenty of, just not in sin­gle packs. I ended up buy­ing a pair of Sylan­nia Sil­ver Star 9006 bulbs and left the store $38 poorer.

I sure hope I’m wrong about what I wrote in the 2nd paragraph.

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The Emperor returned to his throne room this after­noon after a 2 day trip to the spa. His tim­ing belt and water pump were changed, along with all his vital flu­ids at 122,970 miles.

Notes to self:
Call the embroi­derer tomor­row.
Pick up the dry clean­ing.
Sched­ule the Pur­ple Whale’s 7500 mile service.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1074