Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Miles Per Gallon

Fuelly Fuelly

The Miata Is As Good As A Pickup*

*on a non-rainy day

Carpet Carrier1

A 12′ wide x 12′ long piece of car­pet gets brought home eas­ily from Home Depot.

Carpet Carrier2

And, believe it or not, Donna was able to ride home com­fort­ably in the pas­sen­ger seat as well.

Social Outcasts

Savannah - 1991 National - Group Photo Small

In yesterday’s post I men­tioned that you could run on the track both Fri­day and Sat­ur­day. I only showed you Friday’s results. That is because there were no Sat­ur­day results for me.

Back in 1991 the Miata wasn’t the cen­ter of our uni­verse, that didn’t hap­pen for a few more years. We were still into bicy­cling pretty big and the Miata was just a really sporty means to trans­port our bikes. So on Sat­ur­day morn­ing, instead of dri­ving around Roe­bling Road Race­way, Donna and I met up with the Coastal Bicy­cle Tour­ing Club and rode 50 miles with a half dozen or so folks. We met at a Park N Ride lot off I-95 north­west of Savan­nah and rode to Bluffton to eat lunch at the famous Squat & Gob­ble, then rid­ing back along the same route.

When the 1991 Miata National Event was through on Sun­day morn­ing the last thing we did was drive to a closed shop­ping cen­ter where a pro­fes­sional pho­tog­ra­pher got up on the roof and took a group por­trait. I don’t think every car that was at the event made the trip to get pho­tographed, but a vast major­ity did. I count 100 cars in the pic­ture above. The first row con­sists of one car of each color the Miata was avail­able in then (they had just added sil­ver and British Rac­ing Green in 1991.) We got to the photo spot fairly early, but they took one look at our car and told us we would have to wait until every­one else arrived before we would be lined up. They didn’t want us to spoil the Miata aesthetic.

Our crime was a bike rack on the back of the car with two bicy­cles stick­ing up. Click on the top photo and it will enlarge, where if you look at the last row where the round look­ing tree is, there is a gap because no one wanted to park right behind our blue car…

Emperor’s New Clothes — Literally

Emperor's New Clothes

Dump­ster Day is Fri­day. It’ll be placed in front of the garage for ease of use, so if we want to use the Miata dur­ing the BKR it needs to spend a month out­side. To keep the neigh­bor­hood felines from leav­ing foot­prints or any­thing else behind on car I decided to buy a nice lit­tle car cover. As long as it doesn’t get to dirty or dam­aged I should be able to recoup around 50% of my pur­chase price by sell­ing it once the dump­ster is gone.

Started down, went up, still up.
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Proof

The very same forum mem­bers who demand pho­to­graphic proof, espe­cially those on Miata.net, upon see­ing this photo, would chime in with, “Now you need to get rid of that 4x4 look.”

Sorry kids, not every­one can live with the slammed stance you want me to have. I admit it does make the Miata look pur­pose­ful and bad-ass, but I have enough prob­lems clear­ing road­kill squir­rels and small plas­tic drink­ing cups as it is. Not to men­tion the stray dri­ve­way, speed bump traf­fic calm­ing mea­sure and even the entrance to my own home garage. Any­way, put the two of us in the car along with our weekly pro­vi­sions and the fender gap set­tles an inch or so mak­ing for a slightly nicer look.

Bridge Run

Did a prac­tice run today for the MMC Leaf Peep­ing trip in two weeks. Four hun­dred miles, 10 hours, 4 caches found and three bridges cov­er­ing three cen­turies. Two of the bridges are cov­ered, one you can drive on (shown above) and one you can’t and the 3rd is prob­a­bly so old it never had a car drive over it at all.

Not so sure about the fall col­ors though. It is very spotty with a lot of trees in places bare of foliage and right nearby green leaves. In two weeks I’m not sure what we’ll get, blaz­ing col­ors with a few bare trees or brown leaves with a lot of bare trees or some­thing sim­i­lar to today’s show which was worth the trip, but no post­card views.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Miss Me? I Didn’t Miss You…

We went out west on vaca­tion. I had good inten­tions of post­ing a photo a day and maybe even telling some quick story of some­thing that hap­pened as well, but it seemed like once we off a plane in Seat­tle we didn’t have time to relax until we got back on a plane to come home again.

The sun comes up an hour ear­lier out there and sets over an hour later, so that, along with the mild tem­per­a­tures, meant we used up every bit of day doing stuff, only stop­ping to eat and sleep. On our 7 day trip we used four for vis­it­ing 2 dif­fer­ent wings of Donna’s fam­ily in two dif­fer­ent coun­tries, 3 for jam­ming in some touristy stuff of our own and 2 days for travel (I know that’s more than 7, but I rounded up.) For the first time in any of our numer­ous vis­its to the Pacific north­west we actu­ally had a cou­ple days (once again round­ing up) of weather that is most asso­ci­ated with that rea­son, a light rain/mist.

Over the next week I’ll try and pre­tend that each day is a day from the vaca­tion and do that thing I thought I’d do while I was on vacation.

The above is a Miata of multi-colors spot­ted while walk­ing off the ferry on Whid­bey Island.

Photo Fun

Three pic­tures are worth 3,000 words…

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
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