Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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The Sounds Of Silence

The only radio we lis­ten to in the Miata is from RadioParadise.com. OK, occa­sion­ally on a Sat­ur­day morn­ing I’ll tune to an NPR sta­tion to catch some clas­sic Click & Clack, but 99.9% is an MP3 ripped from an inter­net stream and burned to a CD. Ten of those CDs sit inside a car­tridge housed inside a Sony Disc Changer that is tucked into one cor­ner of the trunk. It has been that way for the 9–1/2 years the Emperor has been in the fam­ily. This same changer even pre­dates the Emperor for a cou­ple years prior it sat inside the spare tire of the trunk of our pre­vi­ous Miata With No Name.

Recently this unit has been ran­domly pow­er­ing off leav­ing noth­ing but sta­tic ema­nat­ing from the speak­ers. I’ve checked all the con­nec­tions and they all seem sound, wig­gling any of them (espe­cially the power cable to the changer) will not make it hic­cup, once or twice a ride it will cut out for any­where from a few sec­onds to around a minute. Annoy­ing to say the least. Last week I decided to do some­thing about it.

I ordered a GROM AUX-IN Adapter that that allows the use of an iPod and plugs into the back of the Miata’s head unit where the OEM Mazda disc changer would have went. We hap­pen to have a 4Gig Nano that only gets used one or twice a year when Donna and I fly in an air­plane, the rest of time it sits in a charger wait­ing patiently, this will give it rea­son to get excited for each new day.

The adapter arrived in the mail­box on Mon­day, so nat­u­rally the rest of the day was spent rip­ping out the Sony Disc Changer, reclaim­ing 5% of the Miata’s tiny trunk space. Then I needed to remove the OEM radio to get at the con­nec­tor on the back. Using instruc­tions found in the Miata.net Garage I made my removal tools from a coat hanger, but no amount of pushing/pulling/squeezing/ wig­gling would get it to come out. After 20 min­utes, a cou­ple of cuts, sev­eral bruises and a blood blis­ter on my left index fin­ger I gave up. I guess I might have to break­down and buy 2 sets of the offi­cial removal tools. I had dis­con­nected the bat­tery to take out the CD Changer, so I hooked it back up and set the time on the clock and even loaded a cou­ple of the local radio sta­tions as presets.

Tues­day morn­ing when I got in the car to drive it to work the radio didn’t come on! Pushed the power but­ton and it just bounced back at me, no click. The dis­play didn’t even light up with the clock. There wasn’t any face­plate illu­mi­na­tion either. Didn’t have time to do any trou­bleshoot­ing, so we took the Sonata to work.

At work I called a cou­ple auto parts stores to see if they had any of the removal tools and struck out. Then I tried a local car audio place and the guy there said just bring in the car and I’ll pop it out for you. After work I went there and lick­ity split he had the unit loose. Amaz­ing what the proper tool for the proper job will do. I thanked him and came home. The radio fuse was fine. I pulled the head unit out and dis­con­nected the har­ness. Got out my trusty Radio Shack Mul­ti­me­ter and with with the pin out dia­gram for con­necter (thanks again m.net garage) checked for 12 volts. Unfor­tu­nately I had the cor­rect volt­age at the cor­rect pins. I say unfor­tu­nately because that meant the radio was dead.

Hooked the radio back up, slid it back into the dash, but­toned it up so the inte­rior looks good and wish­fully tried the power but­ton again (still didn’t work.) Now comes deci­sion time, try and locate a very scarce used Miata Bose head unit keep­ing AUX-IN box or return the AUX-IN box and just buy a new after­mar­ket head unit with the iPod func­tion already built in. Until a deci­sion is made it’ll be kind of quiet in the Emperor’s cockpit.

The sound of silence will not be as hard to get used to as it will be to not see the time on the radio display…

Proof

The very same forum mem­bers who demand pho­to­graphic proof, espe­cially those on Miata.net, upon see­ing this photo, would chime in with, “Now you need to get rid of that 4x4 look.”

Sorry kids, not every­one can live with the slammed stance you want me to have. I admit it does make the Miata look pur­pose­ful and bad-ass, but I have enough prob­lems clear­ing road­kill squir­rels and small plas­tic drink­ing cups as it is. Not to men­tion the stray dri­ve­way, speed bump traf­fic calm­ing mea­sure and even the entrance to my own home garage. Any­way, put the two of us in the car along with our weekly pro­vi­sions and the fender gap set­tles an inch or so mak­ing for a slightly nicer look.

The Garage Smells Like New Rubber

Wheels and tires arrived today, so nat­u­rally the first thing I did when I got home was put them on the Emperor. But if you are a mem­ber of any inter­net car related forum, you might not believe me. As soon as some­one posts about some mod or improve­ment to their car, invari­ably some­one will chime in with, “Post pic­tures, or it didn’t happen.”

By the time I was fin­ished it was too dark to take pho­tos, so if you need proof, just wait here by your com­puter, it’ll even­tu­ally show up.

If you need a hol­i­day gift for the Miata owner who has every­thing*, I’ve got just the thing — 1 set of OEM 15″ wheels from a 1999 with some very worn 205/50 Gen­eral Exclaim UHP tires. Only $100 (pick up only) Don’t Delay! Act Now! Lim­ited Time Offer!

*Because he has every­thing, he doesn’t need any­thing, so he won’t need these wheels, but you have to get him some­thing any­way. And he will def­i­nitely appre­ci­ate these clas­sic wheels that look good on any 1990 to 2005 Miata.

New Shoes

For the Emperor.

I have been shop­ping around for awhile for new tires for the Miata. Look­ing for deals on some Ultra High Per­for­mance Sum­mer tires. This time to go along with the rub­ber I wanted some new round metal parts that hold the tires too. I have had my eyes on the Chap­ar­rals that R-Speed sells for a long time (I even mocked up some in black 8 years ago) and turns out they were hav­ing an online Black Fri­day sale. I hemmed and hawed over color, the black looks sharp, gold would be a styl­ish add, but ended up going with gun metal as that fit bet­ter with the grayed-out head­light hous­ings. Two hours after I entered my order, I got an email back from R-Speed say­ing that all they have, and are still stock­ing*, are the wheels in clas­sic sil­ver. I can­celed the order.

*Might want to edit the web page to reflect that guys…

Headed back to the web to do a lit­tle more shop­ping. I found some­thing com­pletely dif­fer­ent from the Chap­ar­rals that I liked at Tire Rack, the ASA AR1, but it only came in sil­ver and black and now I’m kinda set on gun metal gray. For the heck of it I price them out with a set of my pre­ferred tire, the Yoko­hama S.Drive, and it is a lit­tle more than I was spend­ing at R-Speed, but do-able.

Dis­count Tire Direct was doing a Black Friday/Cyber Mon­day Week­end with $50 off a set of 4 tires or wheels. Turns out they have a wheel pretty sim­i­lar to the ASA AR1, the Drag DR-19 and it comes in Gun Metal. The tires are $10 more than Tire Rack, but the Drag wheels are 10 bucks cheaper than the ASA’s so that was a wash, but sub­tract the deal sav­ings and their free ship­ping it was over a hun­dred bucks cheaper from Dis­count Tire.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1182

Free Floor Mats

They are build­ing an office addi­tion on the back of the plant and this where my depart­ment (Fab­ri­ca­tion Engi­neer­ing) and another (Prod­uct Engi­neer­ing) will be mov­ing into when it is com­plete. We were sup­posed to be in the build­ing this month, but some of the HVAC units arrived well behind sched­ule, so it is look­ing more like Jan­u­ary before it happens.

Yes­ter­day and today they installed the new car­pet on the floor. When I saw the color, I thought, “Hmmmm.” So this after­noon as the installers were wrap­ping up I went back and grabbed a cou­ple of 24″ x 24″ squares of the indus­trial grade car­pet. Because they just didn’t look big enough I also took a cou­ple of 10″ x 24″ scraps. Good thing I did that because the Miata floor mats are about 18 inches wide and about 28 inches long.

I came home and used some duct tape on the back of the two pieces to hold them together. I then flipped the exist­ing mats over and traced around them with a Sharpie to cre­ate the cut­ting pat­tern. Using a box cut­ter and a pair of tin snips I cut out my new free floor mats.

Because I traced around the out­side the new mats are a lit­tle bit larger than the stock ones so maybe they won’t slip around as bad even though they don’t have a thou­sand lit­tle nub­bies on the bot­tom. If they do move, my cubi­cle neigh­bor sug­gested get­ting some male-side Vel­cro to put on the bot­tom, that ought to grab a hold of the fuzzy OEM car­pet (thanks for the tip Jim.)

I don’t even think they will need any bind­ing around the edges. A cross-section of 3/16″ thick car­pet reveals the bot­tom half is some sort of plastic/rubber mate­r­ial with short fibers embed­ded in it. It’ll shed a bit, but not enough to unravel unsightly. If any­thing, run­ning a match quickly along the edge, would be ll it needs (Jim again.)

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 910

4 Month Update

OK, we’ve had the new Rob­bins Stream­line Top on the car for 4 months now, time for an update. The top has made well over a hun­dred tran­si­tions and it has stretched out just fine, mak­ing the rais­ing and latch­ing of the top a cinch. But putting it down is not the sim­ple unlatch and throw it over your head the OEM was.

I still have to reach back and help the top (front) of the glass win­dow down, by push­ing slightly back and down. Doing the maneu­ver has become almost sec­ond nature and doesn’t slow down the oper­a­tion (unless I fum­ble it, like I’m apt to do every dozen times or so.) My con­cern is to what this will do to the longevity of the top. I can’t help but think in a cou­ple, three years that that extra push along with the aging of the fab­ric is going to cause a rip along the top or bot­tom of the glass.

One other lit­tle nit­pick (and it really is a nit) is that the orig­i­nal top had a short strap that went from the edge of the top between the first and sec­ond ribs and attached to the frame which the Rob­bins Stream­line top lacks. The pur­pose of this was to pull on that bit of the top, tuck­ing it inside the well when the top was low­ered. With the Rob­bins, the top folds up fine, but there is a lit­tle ear stick­ing out of the well that needs pok­ing under when putting the boot on. I think I need a pic­ture to bet­ter illus­trate my point, but to do so might ele­vate the nit to a full blown bother.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 131

Dark Gray

At today’s MMC Tech Day I finally painted the insides of the head­light hous­ings. I have been want­ing to do this since 2004 when the Maz­daspeed Miata came out and they had the same treatment.

Came out pretty good. The icky black glue that holds the lens to the back sec­tion left behind a cou­ple of “strings” on the lens. After I had the light all together and back on the car I went to clean it with some Goo Gone. Big mis­take. It cleaned the glue right off but it also took off some of the plas­tic lens. I just spent a cou­ple hours with some 2000 grit sand­pa­per, tooth­paste and plas­tic pol­ish to clean up the lens. It is still not 100% clear, I might have to get some pol­ish­ing com­pound to bridge the tooth­paste and the plas­tic polish.

FYI, WD-40 will take the glue off lickity-split and not “melt” the lens.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 86