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The Pur­ple Whale joined our auto­mo­tive sta­ble at the end of last April, approx­i­mately 9 months ago, and since then we have put 12,000 miles on it.

From the time the Emperor was new in Novem­ber of 2003 until the Sonata showed up in April 2011, a total of 7 years and 5 months, we drove it, our only car, for 120,000 miles. If you break that down into miles per 9 month period it comes to a lit­tle bit over 12,000 miles.

So on the sur­face it looks like our dri­ving habits haven’t changed much, 12k miles around every 9 months, but not really. The Miata, in that same April 2011 to Jan­u­ary 2012 time frame, has also been dri­ven 5,000 miles. This means our cars have been dri­ven 17,000 in the past nine months. And it is not because I’m dri­ving one car and Donna is dri­ving the other, when one car is mov­ing the other is parked.

I guess I’m going to have to go back and read this blog for that time period and see if we have trav­eled more than normal.

Started down, went went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1106

125,000 Granules Of Sugar

The unsea­son­ably warm weather con­tin­ues and at the risk of hav­ing a bliz­zard hit Aiken, we really have had a very mild win­ter so far. We drove the Miata in to work today for the sec­ond day in a row. Tonight we are sup­posed to have a LOW of 51°, which is only a cou­ple degrees lower than our aver­age high for this time of year, which is why tomor­row we may even get to ride to work with the top down.

This morn­ing while stopped at the bank to take some cash out for break­fast at DD the Emperor’s odome­ter stopped at exactly 125,000. Which, coin­ci­den­tally, is the exact same amount of sugar gran­ules that Dunkin’ Donuts sprin­kles on top of my favorite break­fast item there, a Cof­fee Cake Muffin.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1102

124,000 Footsteps

I know it was nowhere near that many, but some­times it feels like that when you are walk­ing in cir­cles, kick­ing over leaves, look­ing for and not find­ing a cache.

We set out this morn­ing with a list of the 13 geo­caches left in the 47 cache Risk Series. Those were all that were loaded in the GPSr so we couldn’t get dis­tracted by other near by hides. We were out for 9 hours, walked almost 4 miles, drove almost 150 miles and found 8. There were 3 DNFs and 2 we couldn’t even attempt. One, the final cache, World Dom­i­na­tion, we were lack­ing 3 num­bers in the coor­di­nates. Those 3 num­bers would be found inside the other cache titled, Cap­ture The Flag. We couldn’t find that one because its coor­di­nates were wholly located inside a ran­dom cache in the series and it must be one of the three we couldn’t find today. Maybe next weekend…

Yes­ter­day was a car-less day as we rode the tan­dem to work and when we got home we just stayed inside for the rest of the evening. The tem­per­a­ture Fri­day morn­ing was any­where between 35 and 38 depend­ing on which weather source you believed. Whichever one it was we know it was down right cold bike rid­ing in. The only thing that got really cold were our hands, which prompted a stop at a bike store in Augusta to buy some win­ter cycling gloves.

The Emperor passed through the 124,000 mile mark not long after leav­ing the garage for our trip this morning.

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1092

123,000 Hz

Well, its hap­pened again. Chang­ing the acces­sory belts on the Emperor has resulted in belts squeal­ing at a high pitched 123,00Hz. This time it is both belts. Yes­ter­day evening when we were com­ing back from the mall one of them just started squeal­ing for no appar­ent rea­son. It lasted for about a minute before I pushed in the clutch and it shut up.

Today on the way home from work, for a test, I hit the A/C and was greeted with a nice squeal, later tonight I got a squeal when mak­ing a tight turn, so the sec­ond belt that runs the power steer­ing pump is a bit loose too.

As I pulled into the dri­ve­way this after­noon the odome­ter hit the 123,000 mile mark.

Guess we are going back to see Steve on Monday.

Started down, went up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1077

122,000 Moments Of Disappointment

That is about how many times I’ve been dis­ap­pointed with the Red Sox this sea­son. There won’t be any more of them until next year though, as last night, as they have done most of all of Sep­tem­ber, they man­aged to grasp defeat from the jaws of vic­tory in the late innings to a team they should have beaten. This pretty much sums it up.

While on a short trip to top off the Emperor’s tank for a week­end trip, it passed through the 122,000 mile mark.

One Hundred Twenty One Thousand


Part of the land donated for the Phinizy Swamp was an old dairy farm, these silos are all that remain.

On the drive home from work today the Emperor notched past 121,000 miles. Up until that fate­ful day in late April when the Emperor got a new brother we had been rack­ing up a thou­sand miles on him at the pretty reg­u­lar rate of 1 a month, but this last one took seven weeks. Could there be some behind the scenes palace intrigue brew­ing? Does the new Prince have it’s eye on tak­ing the throne as the most favored vehi­cle of the King­dom of Bog­a­r­dus? Stay tuned.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1029

120,000 Hondas!

Yes­ter­day the Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour came east both phys­i­cally and fig­u­ra­tively. But first a cou­ple of house clean­ing issues.

1) Yes­ter­day I men­tioned the Red Sox were 2 and 10 after their win, but they were actu­ally 3 and 10. After today’s 8 to 1 win over Toronto they still have the worst record in base­ball at 4 — 10, but jumped to sec­ond to last in run differential.

2) Some­where near River­watch Park­way and I-20 on the way home from Augusta yes­ter­day the Emperor eased past the 120,000 mile mark. That is an aver­age of 1.85 miles for every hour we’ve owned it.

Our last car test drive event was over in Augusta and con­sisted of all Korean cars, yes­ter­day we stayed closer to home and shopped Japan­ese at Honda Cars of Aiken. And while there actu­ally were only 106 new Hon­das on the lot, it seemed like there were 120,000 to choose from. As we walked through the show­room door we were instantly greeted by some­one and we said we were there to test drive a cou­ple cars. He said he was a man­ager of some sort and he would get us a sales­man. True to his word, within sec­onds, Brad arrived and asked what were we inter­ested in. We wanted to drive a Civic Coupe and an Accord Coupe. Brad asked what color and we told him it didn’t mat­ter as long as it was a base LX model, but when we buy one it’ll be blue. He came back in less than five min­utes with a dealer plate and a key (we like this expe­ri­ence bet­ter already.)

First up was a Civic in Royal Blue Pearl. This is the smaller car and the equiv­a­lent to Hyundai’s Elantra and while not nearly as swoopy in styling it is still a nice look­ing car. We are both instantly 100% more com­fort­able in it than the Elantra. Right legroom for me as the dri­ver is accept­able, but the left leg is stopped short by the dead pedal (which should be easliy reme­died by just tak­ing it out.) There is a large dig­i­tal speedome­ter above and for­ward (almost a HUD) of the large tach and other gauges, inter­est­ing and slightly quirky. We start our drive and I take a turn off US1 towards Gran­iteville and at the stop sign I ask what is con­sid­ered a rea­son­able test drive. Brad replies from the back, “What­ever you want.” I briefly con­sider a left turn up Chalk Bed Rd, but Donna says we need to cross some rail­road tracks (a convertible’s neme­sis), so I take a right and drive through “down­town” Gran­iteville. This is a great test because along with those rail­road tracks there is one sec­tion of road that prob­a­bly started life as con­crete sec­tions, like those found on some inter­states, so we got to drive over all those seams, cluh-thunk, cluh-thunk, clu-thunk. Each tran­si­tion is felt and heard in the car, not as rough as a Miata, but def­i­nitely inex­pen­sive, small car-like. Over­all we both like the car, it is small, but really the right size for us. Donna is almost sold, but I have a cou­ple of reser­va­tions. Includ­ing the very lame, “They are too com­mon.” On any given day, there are prob­a­bly 150 cars in our com­pany park­ing lot and 3 or 4 recent vin­tage Civic Coupes and at least twice as many as that of Civic Sedans.

Next up we drive an Alabaster Sil­ver Metal­lic Accord Coupe. For a car that appears to dwarf the Civic, the inte­rior room in the front of the Accord feels exactly the same size as the Civic (and the num­bers bear it out.) The dash is more my old school lik­ing in that there are a two large cir­cu­lar ana­log gauges (tach & speedo) sur­rounded by a temp and fuel gauge with an odome­ter in the mid­dle bot­tom. The extra 600 pounds of this car make drive through bumpy Gran­iteville much smoother and qui­eter, more what I was look­ing for in a new car. That extra 600 pounds of the Accord over the Civic is almost exactly off­set by the 50 extra horse­power it has, so the seat of the pants accel­er­a­tion feel is about the same. Nei­ther is prob­a­bly much quicker than the Miata in a straight line, but there is not the same sense of speed as in the open topped car (which is both good and bad.) When we get back to the dealer I pull it along side the pre­vi­ously dri­ven Civic. Donna jumps in the driver’s seat of each car for cru­cial short dri­ver test. Amaz­ingly she feels she has a bet­ter sense of the know­ing where the front of the larger Accord is com­pared to the Civic. We look inside at each trunk and just like in the inte­rior, there doesn’t appear to be any more room in the Accord’s than the Civic and the Civic’s is shaped bet­ter. We both like this car too, me more than Donna.

We thank Brad pro­fusely and take home a Civic and an Accord brochure along with two of his busi­ness cards, one for me to call if we decide on the Accord and one for Donna to call if we opt for the Civic.

It is a tough call between the two. We both like the looks of the Civic bet­ter and the Civic’s blue is nicer shade too. The Civic is the right size car and really all we need. As a plus it is $5k less in price, but to me it rides much chop­pier and nois­ier, sort of like it is $5k less. Now, com­par­ing the Accord Coupe to the Gen­e­sis Coupe, is where the whole thing falls apart. The Hyundai is about the same size car, but doesn’t look as bloated. The Gen­e­sis is a rear wheel drive with 210 HP and because it is turbo charged, a much flat­ter torque curve with the peak appear­ing at half the RPM of the Accord. The Gen­e­sis Coupe is a sports car and the Accord Coupe is a sheep in wolf’s clothing.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 998

119,000 Drops of Water

The Emperor passed the 119,000 mile mile­stone just out­side Thomp­son, GA this after­noon on his way home from a geo­caching adven­ture in north­east Geor­gia. We marked off three State Parks, three Coun­ties and two DeLorme pages in two days on one tank of gas.

RE: The pic­ture above, “What were you think­ing? Where are you dri­ving to?”

Started up, went down, back up, down again, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 967

118,000 Stubbies

Stubby is the Feb­ru­ary 2011 Free Paper­toy of the month over at Cus­tom Paper Toys and is fairly easy build with only 4 pieces. I didn’t par­tic­u­larly care for the slo­gan that was being espoused by the orig­i­nal, so I changed it to some­thing that is more office work related.

When putting it together I had the hard­est time get­ting the pen­cil point inside the hexag­o­nal shape of the pen­cil. I actu­ally had to reprint the body a sec­ond time and attacked the build from a dif­fer­ent direc­tion before suc­cess­fully get­ting it together with the flaps inside. Tonight when I linked the toy’s web page I noticed that the originator’s con­struc­tion showed the pen­cil tip flaps on the out­side. I had won­dered why the flaps were rounded in shape…

I am also cur­rently work­ing on Stubby the Rocket which is a paper­craft model by Robert Nava of the “mas­cot” of Tor.com, a Sci­ence Fic­tion site. I hope to be fin­ished by this weekend.

OK, that was only 2 Stub­bies, so I’m 117,998 shy, but the Emperor is not, he ticked past that mileage point on the way to work this morning.

Yes­ter­day Donna had a den­tist appoint­ment and I gave her one of my Min­im­immoes to give to the recep­tion­ist. Tonight we went out to eat and I left another Min­im­immo on the table when we were done (I also left a mon­e­tary based tip too.) I guess I’ll make a few more and just leave them about hap­haz­ardly about the CSRA.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 939

116,000


Red Puffy Clouds
This sun­rise is from last Fri­day morn­ing in the ASCO park­ing lot.

Calo­ries
The approx­i­mate num­ber of which I have con­sumed in the last five days at work. Half of them on Tues­day at the annual salaried Hol­i­day Pot Luck Lun­cheon. The other half from graz­ing while won­der­ing the plant. Ahh­hhh, tis the season.

Miles
The num­ber of miles the Emperor passed by on the way to Krogers this evening.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 915

115,000 Sharpies

It started 22 days ago as a white spec Miata racer, $100 worth of Sharpies later and Mighty Mike has a mas­ter­piece of Dude Craft.

On the way home from work today Donna and I stopped in and checked on one of our caches. Some­one had DNF’d it on Mon­day and we wanted to see if it was still there. Even though we knew where we hid it, it still took us 5 min­utes to find the thing. Prob­a­bly because there were around 115,000 pieces of pine straw on the ground since we hid it back in April. Also the GPSr read 18 feet away when I was stand­ing right over it.

A cou­ple miles away from the cache the Emperor passed through the 115,000 mile mark and as if to put an excla­ma­tion mark on the event the low fuel light lit simultaneously.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 896

114,000 Grains Of Rice

Tonight’s meet­ing of the MMC was hope­fully the last at Lit­tle Mex­ico for a long time. When the Pres­i­dent picked this place he had good inten­tions as it fit the require­ments we were look­ing for in a “per­ma­nent” home for our meet­ing, i.e. cen­tral loca­tion and vis­i­bil­ity of the park­ing lot from a high traf­fic street. Trou­ble was the food is Grade B Mex­i­can, but it was only envi­sioned as a meet­ing place with shar­ing of a cou­ple of hors d’oeuvres over busi­ness chat and unfor­tu­nately (or for­tu­nately depend­ing which side of the plan you were on) the drive to a restau­rant for din­ner after the meet­ing thing never caught on.

Donna had a chicken que­sadilla and I had a car­ni­tas din­ner in which the pork was fat­tier and some­how drier than what we nor­mally get at our local Mex­i­can place. Along with the meat and tor­tillas it came with pico de gallo, refried beans and about 114,000 grains of “span­ish” rice. Which is coin­ci­den­tally, the mileage achieve­ment the Emperor passed on the way there.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 879

113,000 Million Gallons Of Water

Another week­end, another lake in another state park, this time it’s Lake Mur­ray at Dreher Island State Park. We were in this neck of the woods doing the final bonus cache in the SC DeLorme Chal­lenge. When we left the state park we were 9 finds for the day and I told Donna we needed 1 more for 10 and that would give us a total of 525. We stopped out­side of Saluda and grabbed #10. When I got home and logged all our finds, i turned out I miss counted, we now have a total of 526. Ooops.

I’m not sure exactly how many gal­lons of water are in Lake Mur­ray, I bet it is a lot, but I do know that the Emperor passed the 113,000 mile mark on our way out of town this morning.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 864

112,000 Rain Drops

Diet 7-UP was on sale at Walgreen’s start­ing this morn­ing so we high­tailed it over there to pick some up. The price of four 12 packs for $11 with a bonus of a $2 coupon for use on your next visit was about as good as it gets. We man­aged to make it to the store with the top down, but had to put it up to go inside, which we expected because for the first time in about a month we are going to get some rain. There were only three on the shelf, which we expected and why we hus­tled over there early on a Sun­day, but the the guy run­ning the place offered to check in the back, he came out with one, which we didn’t expect. On the way home the Emperor passed the 112,000 mile point, which I expected, because we went the long way home just for that reason.

We started yes­ter­day morn­ing with a 4 mile foray into Hitch­cock Woods. They were hav­ing a “Fes­ti­val of the Woods” with lots of pro­grams, events and demon­stra­tions. We would have liked to have seen the rap­tor demon­stra­tion, but knew we wouldn’t stay long enough for it because it didn’t start ’til after noon. So we just opted to hike in from one end and end up at the Show Ring where all the action was, just to see what we could see. As we got close to the ring we came across a few folks horse­back rid­ing. I thought maybe I’d snap a photo or two of them, but my cam­era wouldn’t come on. My first guess as to why was that the bat­tery was dead. That guess was con­firmed wrong when I opened the bat­tery door, the bat­tery wasn’t there. It was home still plugged into the charger. Oops.

We ended up yes­ter­day with a 2.9 mile walk around Phinizy Swamp in Augusta with the MMC. The staff of the Swamp offer a full moon walk a few times a year, but we had the place to our­selves because we are spe­cial and one of the docents is a club mem­ber. Even though it was not the actual night of the full moon and we were stuck with just a wan­ing gib­bous with 95% of the vis­i­ble disk illu­mi­nated we all had a great time. Because it was still pretty dark we thought we saw sil­hou­ettes of sev­eral types of egrets, maybe an owl and pos­si­bly an alli­ga­tor. We did see a small pos­sum as we had to use a flash­lights beam to shoo him away from the board­walk we were both were on.

Because we were a few min­utes early for the Club meet up, Donna and I roamed the dete­ri­o­rat­ing park­ing lot of the deserted Regency Mall and grabbed 3 geocaches.

Started down, went up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 843

111,000 Ways To Be Disappointed

We did our gro­cery shop­ping this evening and on the way to Kroger the Emperor passed the 111,000 mile mark. By the time we got home and I checked on the Red Sox they were los­ing nine to noth­ing after three innings. Didn’t bother to waste my time lis­ten­ing to the game, so I went into the liv­ing room and Donna and I watched the eighth and last episode of Series 1 of Life on Mars.

After that, hop­ing for some sort of mir­a­cle come­back I checked in on the FRS and was excited to see that they had scored two whole runs, unfor­tu­nately the Blue Jays had scored 7 more runs mak­ing the final score 16–2.

Oh, and Dustin Pedroia’s return to the start­ing line up lasted all of three games, he went back on the dis­abled list today. I don’t know what they will have say over at Base­ball Prospec­tus tomor­row, but I’m mark­ing down the Sox’s chances at the play­offs at about 10%. (This morn­ing they stood at 20%)

Go Rays!

Started up, went down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 798

110,000 Words

Here are six of the nine MMC cars that made the trip to Edge­field for break­fast today. I looks like the life-size statue of Strom Thur­mond is orat­ing around 110,000 words, per­haps recre­at­ing his famous fil­i­buster, longest ever by a sin­gle sen­a­tor at 24 hours and 18 min­utes in length non­stop, in oppo­si­tion to the Civil Rights Act of 1957.

As we arrived at the start point for the trip this morn­ing the Emperor past the 110,000 milestone.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 739

109,000 Conversations

Thurs­day morn­ing on the way to work the Emperor blinked past the 109,000 mile mark.

Thurs­day night I was sur­rounded by 109,000 con­ver­sa­tions from a cou­ple thou­sand peo­ple. There is that old joke about going to a fight and a hockey game break­ing out, well a half dozen of us from the MMC went to a beer bash and a base­ball game broke out. It was Thirsty Thurs­day and small beers were just a buck and a huge chunk of the crowd took advan­tage of the offer. Donna and I bailed after seven innings to ensure we beat the ine­bri­ated to the roads.

Today we threw about 109,000 pieces of candy to folks along a parade loop in Tren­ton for the 40th Annual Ridge Peach Festival.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 689

108 Thousand Button Pushes

One hun­dred and eight was sort of an adjunct to TDTVS’s famous num­bers (4 8 15 16 23 42) because that is what they added up to and that is how many min­utes you had between enter­ing them into a com­puter ter­mi­nal before bad things hap­pened. 108,000 is prob­a­bly how many times the num­ber and exe­cute but­tons were pushed by Desmond dur­ing his lit­tle over three years down in the Swan Sta­tion hatch when he was doing the entering.

I won­der what I should do with my eight LOST links in the left side­bar now that the show is over, delete them? Yeah, prob­a­bly. So what would be a proper mourn­ing period before mov­ing them? Sim­ple, 108 days. Guess I’ll add a count­down for it…

One hun­dred and eight thou­sand is the num­ber of miles the Emperor had trav­eled when we got almost to work this morning.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, down once more, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 643

107,000 Blades Of Grass

We went out to do some geo­caching this morn­ing, back over on the new bike/hike trail along side the new sec­tion of I-520 that we cov­ered part of last week­end. That sec­tion had 8 caches and this sec­tion had one until yes­ter­day evening. The sec­ond was pub­lished late last night and this morn­ing no one had logged it as found yet. With all the FTF Hounds around here we didn’t expect to be the first, we were sure some­one already had and just hadn’t logged it yet. Didn’t mat­ter one way or the other, we didn’t find it and no one has yet either…We did find the other cache though. We just didn’t have our geo-mojo work­ing at all today and ended up with just three finds to go along with our three measly finds.

Now there are three caches on that sec­tion as part of our mis­sion was to place a cache along that stretch of trail. It is out in the wild, just not pub­lished yet and like the rest of our hides it should be an easy find for folks. We think we are going to head out tomor­row morn­ing and place a cou­ple more out there. We scoped out a cou­ple of likely spots. One of which we elim­i­nated when on my way back down the embank­ment I slipped on the newly planted grass and did a slo-mo face plant at the bottom.

After giv­ing up on the caching we stopped in down­town Augusta at the Greek Ortho­dox Church to have some lunch. We had bought a meal ticket last Mon­day when we ate at the local Greek place. The half chicken meal with sides was just the right size for us to split. On the way home we detoured through North Augusta to get some ice cream at the Pink Dip­per, but all I had in my wal­let was a buck, so we had to stop at an ATM. As I pulled to a stop at the bank I noticed that the Emperor’s odome­ter was sit­ting at exactly 107,000. In honor of that I tried to with­draw $107,000 from the ATM, but appar­ently that was above my daily with­drawal limit, because it only gave me $40.

Started down, went up, went down, up, down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 619

106,000 Patrons

Once a year Donna and become golf fans, we watch the Master’s on TV. I guess because we have been there in person…

On our way home from George­town this morn­ing we made two quick caching stops to pick up the last DeLorme pages we needed for the east­ern part of the state. And just out­side the town of Eutawville (YOO • tah • vil) the Emperor passed the 106,00 mile mark.

Started up, went down, back up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 588

105,000 Lines of Bar Code

I have been using a Just One Club Card for years and it has kept my wal­let slim­mer. There were 5 stores on it, but recently we added a Sta­ples Reward card to our reper­toire, so I went and made up a new justoneclubcard.

Tonight shop­ping at Krogers I went to use my new card and the scan­ner wouldn’t read it (at the phar­macy nor at the check­out.) Now what? Like a bone­head I tossed out the old card before test­ing the new one. On top of that I have no idea where the orig­i­nal cards may be.

I did notice that when I print the card from the JOCC site it is a lot smaller than it was on my old card so I enlarged it by 120% to fill the card bet­ter. I was care­ful to use the pixel resize mode so that I wouldn’t get a blurry enlarge­ment and I printed them out on the laser printer. Maybe I need to blow it up in nice round num­bers? I won­der if 200 times will still fit on a wal­let card?

On the way to work this morn­ing the Emperor reached the 105,000 mile mark.

Started up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 572

Way Behind

I am either way behind in blog­ging about the oil changes on the Emperor or just way behind in actu­ally doing one. My rou­tine has been to change the oil every 3,750 miles, which is exactly twice as often as Mazda rec­om­mends and while I’m at it I rotate the tires from front to back. But the last time I men­tion an oil change was on Sep­tem­ber 6th, which judg­ing by my Miata Mileage posts would put it at around 95.5K or about 9,000 miles ago!

This Sat­ur­day I’m going to do the oil change slash rotate the tires thing. Unless I for­get to buy oil or it rains or…

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 551

104,000 Band Aids

Donna is mak­ing slow, but steady progress towards nor­malcy, but she still is using the restroom a lot more than usual. Con­se­quently she is wash­ing her hands a lot. This means that they are exceed­ingly dry and chapped with numer­ous cracks and splits in the skin. Towards the end of the day these really start to hurt. Tonight I put 104,000 band aids slathered with neosporin on her hands. Actu­ally 104,000 is the num­ber of miles the Emperor passed through on our way out to do some shop­ping today, the num­ber of band aids was closer to 10.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 538

One Hundred and Three Thousand :-)

We were gone for 12 hours, basi­cally from dawn to dusk. A cou­ple miles out of Aiken the Emperor passed by the 103,000 mile mark. Drove 325 miles total, prob­a­bly 45 with the top down, and spent $22.50 on gas. We ate break­fast at Hardee’s, lunch at Jack’s Cos­mic Dogs and din­ner was chicken salad sand­wiches Donna had made and we took with us. Walked around 2–1/2 miles of the West Ash­ley Green­way. We found 12 caches (a per­sonal best) and DNF’d 2 (pretty much aver­age.) Crossed off Charleston County and Pages 59, 60 & 61 from our South Car­olina Challenges.

So were the hot dogs worth the trip? Yes and no. They were My-T-Fine and if I’m ever in the neigh­bor­hood again I’ll def­i­nitely stop by and try another vari­ety, but I prob­a­bly wouldn’t hop in the car drive straight there, eat a dog and drive right home.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 529

102,000 Gray Hairs in My Beard

We went to Kroger this evening to buy sup­plies for the 4 day Christ­mas hol­i­day we have off work, needed the stuff to make a Paula Dean break­fast quiche we saw her do yes­ter­day. Plus var­i­ous other things to keep us fed on Christ­mas Day because the Weather Chan­nel is telling us we have an 80% chance of T-Storms on the 25th.

Appar­ently Wednes­day is Senior Dis­count Day because the cashier took 5% off our total when we checked out. The demar­ca­tion line is 55 and even though I still have 9 months to go until I reach it, I didn’t cor­rect her, I’ll take any $2.38 break on gro­ceries I can get. Must have been all the gray hair in my beard, couldn’t have been the thin­ning hair on my head because that was all cov­ered up in a Santa hat that I wore all day.

On the way home I noticed that the Emperor was a few miles north of the 102,000 mile mark…

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 513

101,000 Gator Fans

Pardon My WakeReturned from home Florida today in a marathon 13 hour 607 mile drive, mak­ing 8 pit stops along the way. Two for meals, one for a snack, two for gas and 3 just for dri­ver changes. Some­where south of Orlando the Emperor passed through the 101,000 mile mark. Total mileage for the trip — 1608 miles.

We are always care­ful about check­ing for Clem­son home foot­ball games before head­ing into the SC upstate, but com­pletely for­got to check for a Uni­ver­sity of Florida game before plan­ning our route home. We were “forced” off of I-75 near Ocala by the rapidly mul­ti­ply­ing Gator fans on their way to the game. Turns out it was for the bet­ter though, as we got to retrace some of our route down along some fan­tas­tic rural cen­tral Florida roads in the oppo­site direction.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 499

100,000 UFOs

100 GrandJust shy of Bow­man, the Emperor, Donna and I split a candy bar in honor of his lat­est mileage achievement.

From Aiken, SC to Pooler, GA it is 136 miles as the Google flies, but we trav­eled 288. Along the way we vis­ited an hon­est to God (pun intended) Abbey with real monks and stuff to look at 47 dif­fer­ent nativ­ity scenes in media that var­ied from rolled news­pa­per to stain­less steel. We geo­cached in 3 dif­fer­ent coun­ties, find­ing 5 and DNF­ing one. We had Japan­ese for lunch, Amer­i­can for din­ner and we are spend­ing the night in a hotel that doesn’t have ice machines.

Tomor­row we cross into the other world where you can’t get sweet tea to drink, but you can get a paper­weight made of a baby alli­ga­tor head encased in lucite, the glo­ri­ous Sun­shine State, Florida.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 481

99,000 Pieces Of Candy

Just south of Abbeville on the way home from a washed out caching/leaf peep­ing trip the Emperor passed the ninety nine thou­sand mile mark. Right now he is backed into the garage with the door part­way up and a light shin­ing on the vam­pire teeth…

Trick or Treat

Started up, went down, back up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 464

98,000 Pieces of Coal

Loading CoalSat­ur­day the MMC took a trip to Winns­boro to visit the South Car­olina Rail­road Museum. This week­end there was a vis­it­ing steam engine to give that old time feel (and smell) to your train ride. We com­bined the Club’s monthly break­fast with the train event, plus fol­low­ing the hour long train ride we drove to a nearby town for lunch mak­ing for almost a full day Miataness.

After lunch Donna and I went our sep­a­rate ways from the group because we had an alter­na­tive agenda, that’s right, geo­caching. Before leav­ing we made ten­ta­tive din­ner plans with another MMC cou­ple to meet in Lex­ing­ton at the Uno Chicago Grill at 5:30 to com­plete the Tri­fecta (all 3 meals out.)

Got all caught up chas­ing camo’d con­tain­ers in the north cen­tral part of the state and ended up not being able to make it back to Lex­ing­ton in time for pizza with Rudy & Patti. We were dis­ap­pointed on two lev­els. With the dreary day and approach­ing of dusk we opted for the more direct way home from where we were and resigned our­selves to eat in New­berry at what­ever place we could find. Luck was on our side though, will­ing to dine in a Hardee’s or a Sub­way, we stum­bled on The Fly­ing Pie on Main St and had a won­der­ful pizza about half way between the thin crust of West One in Hen­der­son­ville and the thick Chicago style pie in Lexington.

Sat­ur­day by the num­bers:
299 — Miles dri­ven on the day
98,000 — Total miles now on the Emperor
1 — Tank of gas used
5 — O’clock wake up call
14 — Hours from leav­ing home until return­ing
58° — High for the day, 20 below nor­mal
9 — Cars in a line (7 Miatas, 1 Boxster and a Jeep)
11 — Mile train ride (5–1/2 under steam power)
100 — Pounds of coal burned by the train per mile trav­eled
8 — Caches found
3 — SC County Chal­lenge caches and
2 — DeLorme Chal­lenge pages finished

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 437

97,000 Calories

This morn­ing we took a lit­tle trip down­town to St. Mary’s School’s Annual Choco­late Fes­ti­val. We didn’t con­sume any­where near the 97,000 calo­ries that were on dis­play at the bake sale tables. It was prob­a­bly some­where between 97 and 970 because all we spent on cook­ies and brown­ies was a buck and a quarter.

We spent $11 dol­lars on used books. Donna bought 16 kids books for nephew James at a quar­ter a piece and I bought 3 hard­cover books. The one book that cost the most, nearly 50% of our book expen­di­tures was Lee Child’s 2007 Jack Reacher tale, Bad Luck and Trou­ble.

I’m 150 pages into the 370 page book, it’ll prob­a­bly be fin­ished before tomor­row night. Chap­ter 13 starts like this:

At six the next morn­ing Reascher went up to Neagley’s suite. He found her awake and show­ered and guessed she had been work­ing out for an hour. Maybe in her room, maybe in the hotel gym. Maybe she had been out jog­ging. She looked sleek and pumped up and vital in a way that sug­gested there was a whole lot of oxy­genated blood doing the rounds inside her.

After the fes­ti­val we took the long way home via the bypass so we could drive by and look at, quite lit­er­ally, the biggest thing to ever hap­pen to Aiken. It has been the talk of the town since last week­end when the 300 foot long 1.89 mil­lion pound trans­port car­ry­ing a giant gen­er­a­tor parked along the side of the road east of town. There is a photo in this arti­cle from the local paper, but you can­not get any idea how big this thing is from it. Plus in addi­tion to the trans­port rig there is about a 1/4 miles worth of sup­port trucks parked along with it.

Some­where dur­ing our excur­sion the Emperor passed the 97,000 mile mark.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 412

Numbers

96,000: Sat­ur­day while leav­ing of town the Emperor crossed over that many miles.

398: Num­ber of the Emperor’s top tran­si­tions since 10/24/08

194: Total num­ber of caches we’ve found so far.

37: Num­ber of caches we have DNF’d

14: Num­ber of SC Coun­ties we have found caches in.

11: Num­ber of pages of the SC DeLorme Atlas we have found caches on.

7: Num­ber of min­utes left until the next episode of TDTVS2 starts.

Started up, went down, back up, down again, still down.

95,000 Reflectors in the Middle of the Road

Just like the last semi-major mileage mile­stone, this one was past on the way to the Stricker Moun­tain Home (I’m think­ing that may need an acronym.) Only this one was about 50 miles fur­ther away in Spar­tan­burg, not right here in Hendersonville.

With what is arguably one of the best bullpens in the Amer­i­can League, why oh why is the back-up short­stop pitch­ing an inning of relief? (I know it is a 9–2 blowout the wrong way, but still…)

Even though there was a lot of rain around the state we made a good pro­por­tion of the drive up with the top down. We prob­a­bly could have made the whole trip with it down, but I chick­ened out as we came into NC.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 366

94,000 Fireflies

Didn’t notice it until we got in the car this morn­ing that some­time last night just before we got to the hotel the Emperor passed over the 94,000 mile mark. Leav­ing the Red Roof Inn to come over to 607 Car­riage Com­mons Drive I looked down and the odo read 94006.

Our plan was to visit the West­ern North Car­olina Nature Cen­ter this morn­ing, but the rains came down so we opted to try and find some­thing indoors to do, so we spent an hour in the Asheville Wel­come Cen­ter, most of it wait­ing for Allen to try on shirts off the clear­ance rack before end­ing up at the Grove Arcade. We then spent another 45 min­utes sit­ting in rock­ing chairs while Allen bought a recliner for the liv­ing room.

Lunch was at Donna and my favorite place in down­town Asheville, Doc Chey’s. Aftr eat­ing we walked in the rain to the next block to visit a Mast Gen­eral Store (where Allen bought a straw hat.) With the rain show­ing no sign of let­ting up we just drove back to Hen­der­son­ville. Where it was sunny!

Allen went off to arrange deliv­ery of his chair and Diane, Donna and I went into down­town H-ville to give St. Frank a new home at the Hos­pice Home Store.

Allen and Diane are of the Jew­ish faith and the pre­vi­ous own­ers of the Stricker Moun­tain Home were Catholic and left behind a 4′ tall con­crete lawn statue of St. Fran­cis of Assisi out­side the front door. They weren’t sure what to do about him and I said let’s pop him in the trunk and donate him to the Good­will, fail­ing that we’ll just leave him on the side of the road as a cor­ner mon­u­ment. Nei­ther of the two ladies were keen on option 2, so we donated him to the Hos­pice Store.

The Emperor had the top down all day in the rain, but he is as dry as could be because he is in the garage here while the four of us have been tool­ing around in the rental Pon­tiac Vibe.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 314

93,000 Empty Seats

93,000 Empty SeatsWhile cir­cling the Lowes Motor Speed­way loop road look­ing for the reg­is­tra­tion build­ing, the Emperor rolled past the 93,000 mile mark.

Today’s mis­sion was a resound­ing suc­cess. We spent the morn­ing watch­ing all vari­a­tions of cars race around 3/4 of the big oval and a t-shaped infield course at the Speed­way. Lunch was a taste bud tan­ta­liz­ing mix­ture of red beans and rice with andouille for me and stuffed shrimp for Donna. That was after our appe­tiz­ers of Craw­daddy Fon­due Dip for her and Rat Toes for me (don’t worry, I saved you some Mark.) We found some nice light hik­ers for Donna that were cheaper than expected and we snagged three caches (1 at the race track and 2 near the mall.)

I even have the film I kid­dingly promised, but it is so lame I won’t post it. I decided to use the cam­era and take a short video of our friends Miatas as they went by. The movie con­sists of about 3 sec­onds of cars flash­ing by and then the next 12 sec­onds are of my (and Donna’s) feet and legs as we walk away from the fence. I for­got to push the shut­ter a sec­ond time to stop the movie…

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 279

92,000 Noodles

Tonight was the monthly MMC meet­ing and we gath­ered at a place called River House in North Augusta. It is a Thai restau­rant with some “Amer­i­can” food on the menu to please the unadventurous.

Donna got the Pad Thai and I got the N-3 (which means it was four small words that had an odd, to my eyes, com­bi­na­tion of let­ters that I didn’t even try to pro­nounce) which was a dish of ground beef and veg­eta­bles in a mild curry sauce over rice noo­dles. Both meals were deli­cious and plen­ti­ful enough that we only ate half and brought the other half home for tomorrow’s dinner.

It has been a rainy day, but we tried to go to and come home from work with the top down any­way because when we started each trip it wasn’t actu­ally rain­ing. Both times we didn’t even get halfway before hav­ing to put the top up. After the car club meet­ing it wasn’t rain­ing, so nat­u­rally we put the top down for the ride home not expect­ing to make it, but we did. I did put the top back up at home when we got in the garage because it was pretty wet when it was folded back in North Augusta.

Just as we approached the restau­rant the Emperor ticked past the ninety-two thou­sand mile mark.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, down again, up once more, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 229

91,000 Fried Synapses

Looked down this morn­ing on the way to work and I noticed the odome­ter read 91047. When did that hap­pen? Over the week­end? Some time in the last cou­ple of days?

I couldn’t stand it any longer, upgraded Word­Press to Ver­sion 2.7 tonight and to top it off I added a new look (with still some tweak­ing to do.)

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 200

90,000 MPH Winds

While trav­el­ing the roads of Nebraska, New Mex­ico and east­ern Col­orado you will see var­i­ous forms of this sign. This pic­ture is from New Mex­ico, but my favorite is from Col­orado where it reads WINDS MAY BE GUSTY. While they prob­a­bly hope you inter­pret the sign as “WINDS MAY BE GUSTY”, for some rea­son I read it as “WINDS MAY BE GUSTY”. Like they weren’t sure there was such a thing as gusty winds.

Trust me though, there *were* gusty winds and they were pow­er­ful enough to make it dif­fi­cult to drive in a straight line for me in a Mus­tang. I imag­ine it was a lot harder on 18 wheel­ers and motor homes to stay in their lane.

More often than not, less than a 1/4 mile after the gusty winds signs there was a big sign giv­ing a toll free num­ber to report sus­pected DUI dri­vers. Just how were you sup­posed to know? Every­body was bob­bing and weaving…

Before I got to the end of our street on the way to work this morn­ing the Emperor flashed past the 90,000 milestone.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 176

89,000 Raindrops

We made the trip east this morn­ing for Break­fast With Lau­rie. For grins I decided to look for an easy geo­cache in Flo­rence some­where near the Cracker Bar­rel where we meet to maybe enter­tain us after eat­ing Pecan Pan­cakes and Eggs in a Bas­ket. Much to my sur­prise there was one real close, like so close it was actu­ally at the Cracker Bar­rel. Q is for Quack­ers. How did I know? For one, its loca­tion on the map placed it right at the inter­sec­tion of I-95 & US52 and sec­ondly this phrase from the descrip­tion: No rock­ing chairs were injured dur­ing the mak­ing of this cache. Looks like we wouldn’t even need the GPS for this one.

And it was a good thing we didn’t need it, as for some rea­son this morn­ing I couldn’t down­load the data from the web site to the unit. I tried from both geocaching.com and the Garmin site with no luck. I tested the plu­gin and it said it was fine. I rebooted the PC. I turned off the GPS a cou­ple of times and it still didn’t work. When we got home from break­fast I finally got it to work by rein­stalling the firmware on the Ven­ture HC.

About 4 miles east of the thriv­ing metrop­o­lis of Sal­ley, SC the Emperor crossed the 89k miles in ser­vice mark.

Oh, yeah, about that cache, we found it no prob­lem. Thanks to the clue — Let this not wash you up for the day, the descrip­tion of the cache — You are look­ing for a black mag­netic key holder and the logs — I had to get over my shy­ness about stick­ing my butt up in the air. It was under an old timely wash­ing bucket with a mechan­i­cal wringer in between two rock­ing chairs on the porch of the restaurant.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 144

88,000 Genetic Manipulations

We went gro­cery shop­ping on Fri­day after­noon and I bought a small bunch of 4 bananas. Buy­ing bananas always seems to be a chancy propo­si­tion, invari­ably they are either bright green or so ripe they are fit for noth­ing but an ingre­di­ent in banana nut bread. Fri­day was my lucky day (or so I thought), as the bananas on dis­play were the very def­i­n­i­tion banana yellow.

Sat­ur­day morn­ing I went to peel one of the bananas and I knew I was in trou­ble because the skin was thick and hard to tear. Ever hope­ful, I took a bite, big mis­take, it was tough as shoe leather, I spit it out and threw the rest away. Using all the brain power I could muster I deter­mined that these pieces of fruit were not ripe and decided to skip Saturday’s banana and wait until Sun­day before eat­ing another.

By Sun­day the peel­ing process was slightly bet­ter and the banana was almost al dente, but I choked it down any­way. No banana this morn­ing and I am hope­fully that by tomor­row they will be really ripe.

The only way I can explain it is that these bananas have been genet­i­cally altered so that they turn yel­low when they really should still be green.

The Emperor flipped past the 88,000 mile mark on the way home from Augusta on Saturday.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 128

87,000 Pieces Of Spanish Moss

We trav­eled straight to Flo­rence on the inter­state to have break­fast with Donna’s cousin (Hi Lau­rie) and came back entirely off of it. Last night we looked for some­place along the return to catch a walk in the woods, Pointsett State Park fit the bill per­fectly. While try­ing to fol­low the photo copied trail map we came to where we thought was our addi­tional loop and started along it. It took us about a 1/4 mile before we were pos­i­tive we were fol­low­ing the park’s bor­der fire break and turned around. Sure enough, about 50 yards down the rejoined trail, there was the plainly marked Hill Top Loop. We are def­i­nitely going to make a return trip to this park the next time we are over this way.

Some­where south­west of Colum­bia the (recently sponge bathed) Emperor passed through the 87,000 mile mark.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 105

86,000 Clumps Of Spanish Moss

It isn’t feel­ing like Christ­mas around here, the past 4 days it has been in the mid­dle to upper 70’s which is about 15 degrees above nor­mal. A front is pass­ing through tonight which will bring cold weather, for a day, then it creeps back up so that by Christ­mas Day it will be back in the 70’s.

This morn­ing when we got in the car to head off to the woods for a nice lit­tle hike, I looked down at the odome­ter and it was square on eighty-six thou­sand miles. Because we rode our bike on Fri­day it must have turned over to that mark as I pulled into the garage on Thurs­day after work.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 75

85,000 Tourist Trolleys

Just about 5 miles out­side the touristy St. Augus­tine, Florida the Emperor passed by 85,000 miles. We stopped in for a brief visit and all those ubiq­ui­tous trol­leys were nearly empty of tourists. We parked in the lot of the Foun­tain of Youth, but were too cheap to spend the $7.50 each to get in, so we asked for a tourist map of the town so we could find our way around. We parked at the visitor’s cen­ter and the next place we were too cheap to pay admis­sion ($6 ea.) into was the famous Castillo de San Mar­cos. We did take the walk all the way around the perime­ter of the fort and that was good enough for us.

We then wan­dered the old city and almost didn’t need to eat lunch as a cou­ple of the restau­rants had peo­ple hand­ing out free sam­ples to entice us into eat­ing there. The pizza nearly had us, but we ended up at Casa Maya and we’re glad we did, the food was fantastic.

Tonight we are stay­ing at the Long­board Inn, a B&B in New Smyrna Beach (I won­der where the old one went?) It is only a few dol­lars more expen­sive com­pared to the Hol­i­day Inn Express out­side of Savan­nah we stayed at last night, but the break­fast will be leaps and bounds bet­ter (cin­na­mon bun excepted.)

Started up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 62

84,000 Annoyingly Blinking Cursors

Taunt­ing me.

I have noth­ing really in mind for a post and star­ing at mostly empty title box and the vast expanse of empty text is not really help­ing me con­jure up some­thing. The only thing I have to write about is the oh so exit­ing news that some­time yes­ter­day the odome­ter on the Emperor eas­ing over the eighty-four thou­sand mile mark. And that won’t take up much space, as you can see.

Last week on the way home from work we stopped at Regions Bank and made the last pay­ment on the Miata. The check has cleared, but we are still wait­ing for the title in the mail. Now if only my wife would let me have that “extra” $300 a month to spend as I wanted… :D

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 38

83,000 Chlorophyll Deficient Leaves

Sat­ur­day was the MMC Leaf Peep­ing Run of which I was the leader. We met at the Cracker Bar­rel over in Augusta. The restau­rant was packed with peo­ple eat­ing break­fast, but only two other cou­ples were mem­bers of the Miata Club, seems the rest of them were just there coin­ci­den­tally. After eat­ing we headed west and north to the upstate of Geor­gia (with a brief foray into South Car­olina) to see the col­or­ful trees. There were hun­dreds, maybe thou­sands of us dri­ving the windy back roads enjoy­ing nature’s beauty, but there was just our one car from the Club, seems the rest of them were just there coincidentally.

The weather was absolutely per­fect for leaf peep­ing and the roads were mostly uncrowded. We ended up at Black Rock Moun­tain State Park near Clay­ton, GA where the club has vis­ited sev­eral times before on these excur­sions. Instead of opt­ing for the mega-meal at the Dil­lard House just up the street we drove the 35 miles to Clarkesville (where the rock group the Mon­kees are from) to eat at Zanzo Ital­ian Cafe where we you get the best Ital­ian food this side of, well, Italy. Two words: Baked Ziti.

Some­where in north­ern Geor­gia, the Emperor zoomed past the eighty-three thou­sand mile mark.

We got home a touch more than 12 hours after we left it, tired, wind burned and com­pletely sat­is­fied. We would have gone right to bed, but see­ing as we were going to get an extra hour of sleep, we opted to watch episodes 8, 9 & 10 of Sea­son 2 of Mad Men.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 15

82,000 White Rabbits

Tonight we watched episode 5 of 82 of TDTVS. It was the one we should have watched on Fri­day, but we weren’t home, we were in Myr­tle Beach and I for­got to bring the DVD.

Fin­ished up the week­end today by tak­ing the long way home and snapped 10 more PO Por­traits giv­ing us a total of 23 for the 3 days. We are now 93% fin­ished with the project and all that remain are the ones right around Charleston and the 6 mil­i­tary bases in the state.

Some­where west of Branchville the Emperor cruised past the eighty two thou­sand mile mark, so when we got home I gave him a well deserved royal bath.

Started up, went down, went up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 370

81,000 Trinkets & Geegaws

On the way home this morn­ing from our visit to Aiken’s Makin’ (the city’s big craft show) the Emperor passed through the 81k mark.

Because we enjoyed the Jesse Stone flick Stone Cold so much yes­ter­day we decided not to wait on Net­flix and went to the local video store to rent the remain­ing three. Then we watched them all this after­noon. No self con­trol. I think I’m going to get me ball cap with a big PPD embroi­dered on it.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 340

80,000 Nothings

Tonight was the annual Bug Splat Rally for the MMC. Our slightly early start and the two brief rain show­ers we ran through on the loop con­spired to make bugs scarce. Prize award­ing was sketchy at best and as a mat­ter of fact the Clean­est Car and Most Bugs Awards were given out based on pre-rally car conditions.

The rain was obvi­ously my fault as I washed the car this morn­ing to make the Emperor look pretty for tonight’s Club gath­er­ing. In mid Bug Splat loop His High­ness crossed the Savan­nah River and crossed the 80K mile mark at about the same time.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 288

79,000 Doves Cry

We got up at 5:00 AM and headed south­east, des­ti­na­tions: Dorch­ester, Ridgeville, Sum­merville, Sum­merville, Ravenel, Hol­ly­wood, Edisto Island, Adams Runs, Jack­son­boro, Cot­tageville and Round O.

Just before cross­ing the bridge over the inter­coastal water­way in the South Car­olina Low Coun­try at the inter­sec­tion of No and Where, the Emperor ticked past the seventy-nine thou­sand mile mark. Some­where within 25 miles either way of that event a young male blue­jay tufted tit­mouse com­mit­ted sui­cide by fly­ing right in front of us. He was given an un-proper bur­ial (i.e. dumped) under a bush along the side of the Adams Run, SC Post Office.

I didn’t lis­ten to the ball­game on Thurs­day or Fri­day and the FRS beat the MFY. I watched the game yes­ter­day after­noon and they lost. Tonight they are play­ing on ESPN and I fig­ured that if I didn’t watch they might win like Thurs­day or Fri­day. I’m lis­ten­ing on the inter­net and that might be the wrong thing to do too, as the Yan­kees are up 1 to 0 in the sec­ond. Maybe I should quit lis­ten­ing… Nine o’clock on USA are new episodes of Law & Oder: Crim­i­nal Intent, fol­lowed by In Plain Sight.

Oh, word of advice, if you live on a hill and your neigh­bor has a pool, don’t for­get to set your park­ing brake.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 235

78,000 Pieces of Candy

The MMC was “float” #30 and Gnorm was there to make sure we parked in the right spot, in front of the horses and a few par­tic­i­pants behind the DJ Man.

This morn­ing when we got in the Emperor to meet the club for break­fast before the parade, the odome­ter read 78,000 miles even, which is coin­ci­den­tally the total num­ber of pieces of candy tossed out of the 4 cars to the crowds lin­ing the streets of Tren­ton, SC today.

This after­noon we watched the last four episodes of Sea­son 3 of House. Instead of wait­ing to watch Sea­son 4 on DVD when it comes out in August, I thought I’d try my new TV Gizmo and watch it online. Can’t, sorta. All that are avail­able on Fox or Hulu are episodes 1,2,13 & 14. Seems as if they are rerun­ning the show dur­ing the sum­mer and only want you to see it on net­work TV.

Which leads to a full review of said Gizmo — pretty much what I said before, OK for video, sucks for text. Will I prob­a­bly get my forty bucks worth out of it? Yep.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 215

77,000 Lumens

This morn­ing Donna and I had our annual eye exams. First the doc shines a really bright light in your eyes while telling you to look every which way. Then one of his staff Divas of Tor­ture drops a com­bi­na­tion of drops in each eye which makes your pupils dilate until it looks like you have no corneas. Then once your eyes are wide ass open the doc­tor returns and shines a really, really, really bright light in there. Nii­i­ice. After­wards all you can do is spent the 5 hours inside a dark­ened house because a mere 60 watt bulb appears to put out about 77,000 lumens.

While entrapped indoors this after­noon I did mount all the shiny new chrome bath­room racks and such. The wall on the left as you enter the bath­room looked so good that we hated to put the door back up because it totally hides it. If it was just us we might have got away with it, but occa­sion­ally we have peo­ple over and they might not be so com­fort­able doing their busi­ness with­out a door to hide behind, so I put the door up.

Some­where between Egypt & Guy­ton, GA the Emperor cruised past the 77,000 mile mark. I kept my eyes peeled, but didn’t see a wel­come to Egypt sign. If I had I would have stopped so Donna could have taken my pic­ture in front of it. I need another image to add to the Trav­els with Brian gallery.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 163

76,000 Nitpicks

The con­trac­tor is done. Well, all except for he’ll be back next week some­time to install the bot­tom mold­ing around on the out­side of the new walls of the small bath­room. He left behind a few lit­tle things that need to be taken care of, might be eas­ier for me to go ahead and take care of them, but I might just leave them for his return. There is one part of the bath­room wall that didn’t get totally smoothed out, prob­a­bly missed it because it is hid­den by the usu­ally open door. The light fix­ture above the mir­ror was wob­bly and I asked him to tighten it down, but it didn’t get done ( I fixed it tonight.) There is a crack in the grout in the cor­ner seam of the stand up shower, that he touched up today with just some success.

The one that is most notice­able was not within his con­trol. We bought Price Pfis­ter porce­lain cross han­dled faucets for both show­ers and one for the bath­room sink in the big bath­room for two rea­sons, 1) we like the look and 2) they would match our already exist­ing faucet in the small bath­room. The exist­ing one works in a man­ner such that you turn both knobs counter-clockwise for on and clock­wise for off. We were thrown for a loop when we started to use the new shower in the small bath­room. This set works by turn­ing the cold counter-clockwise for on and the hot clock­wise for on. Now in the newly com­pleted big bath­room at least the shower/unit con­trols are iden­ti­cal to the ones in the shower of the other bath­room, but incred­i­bly the van­ity faucets are just the oppo­site of the shower units, you turn the cold clock­wise for on and the hot counter-clockwise. So now we have to learn how to oper­ate 4 sep­a­rate faucets in three dif­fer­ent man­ners. I hope I don’t scold some­thing important.

Today on the way home from work the Emperor reached the 122,310km (76,000 mile) plateau.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 132

Pedro Sez 75,000 Crappy Trinkets Available Here

The Emperor passed through the 75,000 mile mark just east of Colum­bia on I-20.

After break­fast this morn­ing we hopped on the inter­state and headed east not get­ting off until some­where north of Flo­rence on I-95. We then spent the rest of the day trav­el­ing the back roads of rural north­east South Car­olina nab­bing pho­tos of Post Offices. We ended up the day with 14 cap­tured. We even had to stop at a library in a city along the way to find a PO we had a map for (we were look­ing north of town instead of south)and one that we didn’t (even though I have an image of it on the thumbdrive.)

The rude employ­ees at a Sub­way in Lake City did us a favor. After we walked out in dis­gust, we ended up at a Mex­i­can place, La Bamba, that was ter­rific. Their Car­ni­tas were scrump­tious and the ice cold Dos Equis was much bet­ter than any foun­tain drink avail­able at the other place.

Tomor­row morn­ing — Cin­na­mon Bun.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, went up, went down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 117

74,000 Sequins

74,000 SequinsDonna is in the other room watch­ing the 2008 World Fig­ure Skat­ing Cham­pi­onships on ESPN. Tonight was the Ladies Short Pro­gram which Italy’s Car­olina Kost­ner won.

I am in front of the com­puter watch­ing the NCAA bas­ket­ball tour­na­ment. With 28 of 32 1st round games played in the “Big Dance” I have cor­rectly picked exactly half, which leaves me nearly dead last and in the com­pany of peo­ple with names like Susan, Lor­rie, Kella & Jean…

We went back to Augusta today to order our tile for the bath­room. After­wards we went back to the Home Depot in Evans to try and get a look at the top color for the van­ity we have picked out. The floor tiles are grayish-blue and there is a stock color by the com­pany that makes the van­ity we have picked out called blue pearl that we wanted to see. Our Home Depot in Aiken had a sam­ple of every other color but that one. When we told the tile lady that we really did want to see the van­ity top before order­ing. She asked what the color was called and when we told her, she said we have a sam­ple of that and she showed us. It was a lot more black than the blueish tinted web photo, but it would def­i­nitely work.

I still wanted to see what Pega­sus called Blue Pearl because it might be com­pletely dif­fer­ent. Well the nice new big store in Evans did have the color and lo and behold it was just like what they had at the tile store. As we walked the bath aisles there was a van­ity sit­ting in the mid­dle of one that looked awfully famil­iar. Wait a minute that is our van­ity! It was at a reduced price because it was dam­aged. There was a whole sec­tion with that style stuff in var­i­ous sizes, includ­ing the desired 48″ one. These things, accord­ing the HD web site, are online order only, what’s this store doing with them?

Donna went up to the ser­vice desk to ask if we bought it here would they trans­fer it to our local store. The per­son wasn’t absolutely sure, but deliv­ery would be expen­sive for us because of our over 25 mile dis­tance from the store. We weren’t buy­ing just then, so we fig­ured we would ask that ques­tion at our store later. Big mis­take, the peo­ple at our store knew even less. They even doubted that the store in Evans had what we saw with our very own eyes.

We have got a 10% off coupon (Thanks Patti) and it would be nice to take advan­tage of the dis­count on that high priced item. It has to be used on a sin­gle in store pur­chase, so I guess we will need to fig­ure out how to do that. Unfor­tu­nately in this case a Miata is not as good as a pick up truck because of the objects size. We may have to bor­row a friend on this one.

On the way back from Augusta the Emperor passed the 74,000 mile mark.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 86

73,000 Pieces of Hair

Haircut DayTonight was our every four week hair­cut appoint­ment. Because one of the stylist’s other appoint­ments didn’t make it in both Donna and I got got taken care ear­lier than we expected. Which left us enough time for her to make a Pam­pered Chef party over in Augusta. I drove her over and stayed behind at John & Carol’s house while she and Carol pro­ceeded to go to the “party.” Soon John and I were joined by exiled hus­band of the host­ess of the party. John grilled burg­ers and us guys hung out, chat­ting about guy things and watch the His­tory Chan­nel show, Mod­ern Mar­vels: “Trucks.”

On the way back from Augusta, some­where on I-20, the Emperor hit the 73,000 mile mark.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 51

72,000 Grains Of Rice

The “Gang of Six” meet tonight at Miyabi Japan­ese restau­rant in Augusta for din­ner. We had a 5:30 reser­va­tion and it is a good thing, as Donna and I arrived first, a cou­ple min­utes after five, and there was already a wait for walk-ins of 45 minutes.

Every one is seated at tables of 8, so we six are joined by a woman and her 5-year old son. They sat on the same end of the table as Donna and I and the lit­tle boy was very well behaved. Turns out they have eaten here before and it his favorite restau­rant, even more so than McDon­alds. He even ate with chop sticks (although they did have train­ing wheels.)

If you have eaten at one of these places, you know the drill, a chef comes out and cooks in front of you. There are slash­ing knives and flip­ping spat­u­las. There is copi­ous amounts of food cooked in a lot of but­ter and soy sauce. He sautees up some veg­eta­bles and then brings out this giant bowl of white rice and inverts it on the grill. It is the size of a bas­ket­ball, I bet there are 72,000 grains of rice there. After it is sep­a­rated into 8 parts, each serv­ing is 3 x 6 x 2″ thick. Finally the meat is cooked and added to your plate, the pile of food in front of you is now enough to feed a small African nation. All 3 cou­ples left with enough stuff in a to go box for lunch for two for another day.

For dessert we had home­made rasp­berry yogurt at one couple’s home and dis­cussed every­thing from Pres­i­den­tial cam­paigns to Japan­ese after mar­ket parts for Miatas to whether Gene Sim­mons either aced the pre­vi­ous evening’s Celebrity Appren­tice chal­lenge or maybe marked him­self for fir­ing next week.

On the way back to Aiken the Emperor clicked over the 72,000 mile mark.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 1o

71,000 Lights

Christmas TreeWould you believe 7,100? How about 710? 71? There are prob­a­bly some­where between those last num­bers dec­o­rat­ing this spec­tac­u­lar Christ­mas tree on the back wall of my cubical/office. It is two sec­tions of mesh net lights that go on the shrubs in front of a house. They used to grace our old arti­fi­cial tree, but now that we have a smaller tree they are obso­lete. When I first put them up I just hung them as a big ol’ rec­tan­gle. It looked awful, but I didn’t know what else to do. When my wife showed up for lunch she sug­gested the tree shape by let­ting the top panel hang from a cen­ter point. Smart girl.

Christmas DecorationsWe gath­ered some small bits of dis­carded valve parts for dec­o­ra­tions, but more was needed. So I brought in a box from the attic at home that con­tained all my old draft­ing sup­plies from way back in the day — pre-computer. I prob­a­bly have the only tree dec­o­rated with cir­cle & let­ter­ing tem­plates, pen­cils with dif­fer­ent grade leads, tech­ni­cal pens of vary­ing line widths, a com­pass for draw­ing big cir­cles and a pocket pro­tec­tor. Plus there are even some small actual Christ­mas orna­ments on there.

On the way back from check­ing the MMC P.O. Box in North Augusta tonight the Emperor clicked over the 71,000 mile mark.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 495

70,000 Sunrises

Sunrise Which is over 191 years worth, nei­ther I nor the condo bal­cony I was stand­ing on when I took this photo will ever see that total, the Emperor won’t make that many either, but it had trav­eled over that num­ber in miles by late this afternoon.

Donna and I went to bed around 9:30 last night so we were up at the crack of dawn, lit­er­ally. After break­fast we post­poned our usual walk on the beach because it was quite chilly and windy. Instead we hopped in the car and drove to Bluffton, Hard­eeville and Ridge­land to take Post Office Por­traits. Our lit­tle loop brought us back to HHI where we ponied up the $5 for a day pass to nab the miss­ing Har­bor­town branch PO on the Sea Pines Plantation.

Along the way we made sev­eral stops, osten­sively to shop for the few remain­ing folks on our Christ­mas list, but I think Donna and I made out bet­ter than any­one. Our last stop was a used book store near the entrance to Sea Pines where we both got a cou­ple of hard­cov­ers to read. One of the ones I got was the lat­est Robert B. Parker Spenser novel which some one had just brought in today.

Right next door to the shop­ping cen­ter the book­store was in was a Sticky Fin­gers restau­rant. The one in Augusta had catered a lunch at ASCO when we had some vis­i­tors in and those who had the food said it was good. Being lunchtime Donna and I, let the car sit and walked the 100 feet over. It was 12:30 on a Sat­ur­day and there were two cars in the park­ing lot. Both in the back. One cook and one wait­ress? I was a lit­tle hes­i­tant to eat at a place were we were the only cus­tomers, but it was a chain, so it couldn’t pos­si­bly be awful. It wasn’t. We split a lunch combo plate which con­sisted of 2 big ribs, a pulled pork sand­wich, some beans and some slaw. Every­thing was tasty except for the slaw which was bland which means we would, if the oppor­tu­nity strikes again, eat at a Sticky Fin­gers again.

Late after­noon found us at Donna Horsman’s house for some grilled chicken, roasted new pota­toes, green beans and salad. We hadn’t seen Donna since attend­ing Jerry’s memo­r­ial ser­vice back in May. She, with the help of her daugh­ter, has con­tin­ued to man­age the 18 con­dos at the Beach & Ten­nis Resort and will for at least one more year. I think it helps keep her busy and mind off the loss of Jerry the Condo King. I guess I’ll have to start refer­ring to Donna as the Condo Queen and Lisa can get the “title” of Condo Princess.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 481

69,000 Pieces of Aztec Gold

Last night we turned the clocks back and took advan­tage of that extra hour to sleep it away. But some­how, even though we got mov­ing this morn­ing at the “nor­mal” time, it seemed like we were an hour behind all day.

Might have been the time we spent walk­ing around at the Cow­pens National Bat­tle­field or it could have been time spent walk­ing a block of down­town Gaffney look­ing for a Post Office or it could have been the time spent cir­cling New­berry look­ing for a lunch place before end­ing up at Taco Bell or maybe it was…

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We pil­lage, we plun­der, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kid­nap and rav­age and don’t give a hoot,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

I told her not to do it, but she did it any­way, Donna switched the chan­nel over to USA at 8:00PM tonight and another 20 min­utes were lost — watch­ing the begin­ning of TDPM.

Some­where between Carlisle and Union the Emperor kicked over 69,000 miles. With 3 weeks to go until HRH’s 4th birth­day he may even reach the 70k mark before then.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 468

290 + 9 = 68,000

Caesar's Head LookoutWe set out to get the remain­ing eight Post Offices in the north­west part of the state and ended up with 9. Mid­way between Trav­el­ers Rest and Lib­erty we passed right by a mys­tery CPU. I did a u-turn and went back to get a photo. The clos­est town to us then was Dacusville, but it didn’t have a Post Office. Donna wrote down the address and this evening when we got home I looked for a Post Office in that town, none was listed. There was a new CPU for Easley that wasn’t on my orig­i­nal spread­sheet, the addresses matched. We have 299 PO pho­tos taken, but we now have 162 to go as the state total just got kicked up a notch. About halfway through our loop we detoured up to Caesar’s Head State Park to see if any of the leaves were chang­ing, they weren’t. The photo above is the view from the look­out near the ranger sta­tion, that gran­ite faced moun­tain off in the dis­tance is Table Rock Moun­tain with Pin­na­cle Lake in front of it.

Some­where south of Cal­houn Falls on SC81 the Emperor passed through the 68,000 mile mark.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 444

67,000 Kajillion Watts

Gnuclear GnormThe Emperor passed through the 67,000 mile mark not too far from the Oconee Nuclear Sta­tion. We stopped in and pho­tographed Gnorm sit­ting on a con­crete block just out­side the plant. He really liked the looks of the round water tower that had rings around it so it took on the appear­ance of an atom. In case you can’t read the words on the yel­low tag, it says, Radioac­tive Mate­r­ial, RWP Required for Entry, Notify RP Prior to Entry, Autho­rized Entry Only.

We fin­ished up tak­ing pic­tures of all the fish we could find and ended up miss­ing only two (well, three because we just have a pic­ture of the empty base of one.) All 46 pho­tos can be seen in my Flickr photo set: Fish Out of Water 2.

On the Post Office front, we did 13 this morn­ing and 7 more tonight. May do some more on Sun­day morn­ing before head­ing home (may not either.) So it will take me a while to sort through and post them.

We also brought along my God­son Gnorm and snapped about 10 travel log pho­tos of him that will need to be tweaked and uploaded to Flickr! as well.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 413

66,000 Spokes

66,000 SpokesAt least that is how many it seemed like as the pele­ton streaked by us yes­ter­day after­noon in Greenville. It is also the mileage mile­stone that the Miata moved past this after­noon some­where south of Lau­rens, SC.

We took the “long” way home today by cir­cling north of Dun­can before head­ing south to visit 9 more Post Offices for pho­tograph­ing. That made a total of 33 POs for our three day trip. Going to take a while to get all of those pho­tos edited and online. I know I’m going to have a heck of a time remem­ber­ing any­thing unique about every one of them for cap­tion­ing. Good thing we are not going any­where next weekend.

Even with all dri­ving, pic­ture tak­ing and bike race watch­ing I still had time to fin­ish one Spenser book and start another. This one won’t make the Spenser’s Crime Buster Rules page, so I’ll post it here:

There was no answer when we rang the bell. The house had that still­ness that had Paul had men­tioned. In the inter­ests of not look­ing like a jerk, I tried the door­knob. It was locked.

I already tried that,” Paul said.

It’s a Dick Tracy crime stop­per,” I said. “Always try the door before jim­my­ing it.”

Great work­ing with a pro,” Paul said.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 376

65,000 Cars Backed Up on I-95

Crocketville?We are at 221 South Car­olina Post Offices. About half. I say about because when I started this and made up my spread­sheet of all the POs in the state I came up with 460. How accu­rate that total will turn out to be is not clear. Ther are 9 mil­i­tary bases that I’m not sure I will be allowed to waltz onto to just take a pic­ture. There is a Green­wood Post Office I know exists, but isn’t on the list because it is not listed on USPS.com. How many more are there that I don’t know about? How many are listed and aren’t there anymore?

So far, four are MIA, includ­ing the one that is sup­posed to be at 4708 Sandy Run Road (see attached photo) that we tried to find today. On the USPS web site this is called a Hamp­ton Post Office, with a name of Crock­etville. As you can see it doesn’t look much like a Post Office. Prob­a­bly was one when Crock­etville was a real town and not just a marked sec­tion on SC63 east of Hamp­ton, but no more.

There are 3 Post Offices listed for Wal­ter­boro, two of which are north of town and not too far off I-95, so it was decided to get these two before get­ting the down­town PO. The best laid plans… We got on I-95 head­ing north and after a 1/2 mile there were orange signs warn­ing of an acci­dent ahead. Then we got one of those dis­play boards that said there was a detour around the acci­dent at the next exit. Then with three miles to go to the exit, traf­fic came to a stand­still. We crept along with 65,000 other cars to the next exit. Donna sug­gested we give up on this PO because of the traf­fic, so we got off the north­bound exit, looped right back on the south­bound and shelved those Post Offices for another time.

Our other fail­ure this week­end occurred in Beau­fort on Lady’s Island. We couldn’t find the address of 10 Sams Point Rd. There was a shop­ping cen­ter with a Pub­lix that might have been it, but there was not any USP sig­nage out front (nor an address either.) There was a shop­ping cen­ter kind of par­al­lel but it was on a dif­fer­ent road. We looked there and didn’t find any­thing either. Now that we are home and see that that road is called Sams Point Park­way it may need another visit. This is not a hard­ship in any way because this is just a stone’s throw away from the other rea­son we went south to Beau­fort besides Post Offices, Bar­bara Jean’s crab cakes.

About 10 miles from home the Emperor passed through 65,000 miles.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 337

The $64,000 Question

Alien ConfusionWhat the heck is this?

Another Car­olina Car Trek car. This is one of two in the thriv­ing mega­lopo­lis of Soci­ety Hill, SC.

Some­where north of Chester­field, SC the Emperor drove through the 64,000 mile mark. We have eaten out twice today, but I can’t talk about it because I just got through watch­ing Feast­ing on Asphalt II. They spent two days around New Orleans and what they got to eat made any­thing I had today look and taste like soggy Ritz crackers.

Spent Today: $49.70
Year to Date: $1713.42
Meals out, 99 of a pos­si­ble 642.

At Cousin Laurie’s house we meet up with some of the same cast of char­ac­ters as you can see in this photo, AKA the Mid­loth­ian McGraths, who were vis­it­ing as well. I found out that I had mis­la­beled the old­est and mid­dle daugh­ters in the photo. I’m pretty sure I’ve got them cor­rect now.

We snagged 4 Post Offices this morn­ing on the way up to Chester­field; Hop­kins, Gads­den, Eas­t­over and Hor­a­tio. The first three have been at the top of our Most Wanted List for a cou­ple months now, but because of where they are located (in the mid­dle of, and on the way to, nowhere) it took a con­certed effort to get them pho­tographed. We are plan­ning on an even dozen for on the way home tomor­row because if we get that many our cap­tured total would be a nice round 200.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 309

63,000 Train Cars

Choo-ChooWe were back in north­east South Car­olina hunt­ing Post Offices. Knocked off 16 more, bring our total cap­tured to 184 out of the total of 460. I was stopped by a freight train twice over the week­end, once on Sat­ur­day with Donna’s cousin Susie and her daugh­ter Katlin in a Jaguar XJ8 and on Sun­day with Donna in the Miata.

The visit wasn’t all fun and games though, we were there to offer what moral sup­port we could to Donna’s cousin Lau­rie because her hus­band Ted was in the hos­pi­tal. Ted’s life­long health issues had final caught up with him. Dia­betes and a bad heart caused an early retire­ment. The dia­betes led to weak­ened kidney’s which finally gave up after a his last heart attack neces­si­tat­ing dial­y­sis. When we vis­ited in March they were still strug­gling with get­ting the home dial­y­sis to work right and Ted reminded us of how Donna’s mom had got­ten towards the end. When we stopped in last week the both of us were shocked at how far he had dete­ri­o­rated. He fell out of bed on Tues­day and was hos­pi­tal­ized in Flo­rence at the McLeod Med­ical Cen­ter. Ted passed away early this morning.

While trav­el­ing west, some­where east of North, South Car­olina the Emperor moved past the 63,000 mile mark.

For din­ner we both had a bowl of Won-ton Soup and an Egg Roll, while we split an order of Jade Chicken (don’t know if this is a reg­u­lar Chi­nese restau­rant dish or just got it’s name because we were eat­ing a place called Jade of China.)

Meal Cost: $13.90
Tip: $2.10
Spent This Meal: $16.00
Year to Date: $1509.70
Meals out, 85 of a pos­si­ble 585.

 

Started up, went down, back up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 278

Aiken

Washington & LeeCon­cord, NC to Aiken, SC. We man­aged to ride with the top down until we got to Chester­field, SC to visit Donna’s cousin Lau­rie and her hus­band Ted. When we left them at around 11:00 it was already over 90º. After pass­ing through a rain shower with the cloud cover still intact we fin­ished the last 30 miles with it down again. It sure is fun vis­it­ing places, but it is great to be back home. Some trip notes:

  1. When I got in the car this morn­ing the odome­ter read 62005 for the 3rd mile­stone of the trip, didn’t notice it last night when we parked.
  2. Total mileage for the trip: 2,637.4 for an aver­age of 240 miles per day. Even though it didn’t move at all for a day and a half in DC and our hotel in CT was only 6 miles from the house.
  3. I filled up with gas 11 times or about once a day. The high­est price paid for gas was $3.40 in York­town Heights, NY and the low­est was $2.88 in Clear Brook, VA. Aver­age cost for the whole trip $3.15 (pre­mium fuel.)
  4. Don’t ask about mileage because I don’t track that. I will do some quick math and see if it over 27 MPG. If it is, every­thing is OK.
  5. Signs on the side of the road in Con­necti­cut warned that the fine for lit­ter­ing is $219. Why the odd figure?
  6. We took money out of a free stand­ing ATM machine in a hotel lobby and the fee for using it was $3.05, not the usual two bucks. I can under­stand $3, but why the extra nickel?
  7. Pub­lic restrooms are scarcer up north com­pared to around here. So some­times we had to get cre­ative.
      a. The first floor in hotels will always have restrooms, just walk in like you belong there.
      b. We used the restrooms just inside the entrance of the New­ton, NJ hos­pi­tal when ask­ing around down­town failed to turn up any place to go.
  8. At one hotel restroom break we even grabbed a banana off the break­fast bar, because the place we had stayed at didn’t have them. So if you are bold enough you should be able to walk right in and get a whole break­fast at most places.
  9. I bought a hooded sweat­shirt at Fur­man U in Greenville on the way up. It served me well at alti­tude on the Blue Ridge Park­way and in the unsea­son­ably cool CT weather, but will now be exiled to the back of the closet until November.
  10. I man­aged to fin­ish one paper­back book on the trip, good thing I was a quar­ter of the way through when we started.
  11. High-speed inter­net access was free every­where we stayed and ranged from very mar­ginal in a mid­dle of the hall room in the Farm­ing­ton Inn to excel­lent in a room at the end of the hall at the same place.
      a. Last night’s started good and got crappy later in the evening. Even tried the Cat-5 cable which pro­fessed to hav­ing a 10Mb con­nec­tion wouldn’t do crap. Maybe there is a down­load throttle…

Didn’t take any pic­tures today either, so for your enter­tain­ment, I present a shot of the Colon­nade at Wash­ing­ton & Lee Uni­ver­sity in Lex­ing­ton, VA froom yesterday.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 263

New Britain 3

By a NoseOr 61,000 Carousel Horses.

Today we all piled into two cars and headed over a cou­ple towns to Bris­tol and vis­ited the Carousel Museum. I am not as big a fan of carousels as oth­ers in the group, but it was a very inter­est­ing cou­ple hours, mostly due to our guide. She was only two years out of high school, but her knowl­edge and inter­est in the sub­ject as well as a nat­ural way with us, John Q. Pub­lic, made the sub­ject almost exciting.

This evening Donna and I went over to catch up with a boy­hood chum and his wife who we hadn’t seen in a while. We had a good time catch­ing up on the events of the dis­tant and recent past. Unfor­tu­nately a lot of the dis­cus­sion cen­tered around the foibles of our being upper middle-aged.

The Emperor clicked over to exactly 61,000 miles as I pulled into the hotel park­ing lot tonight.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 249

Washington DC 2

Lemur Island Today the three of us vis­ited the National Zoo. It is just a $1.40 Metro ride from the sta­tion near our hotel/Sally’s apart­ment. We got there around 9:00AM and just walked right in. Cool, my (and your) tax dol­lars at work. Maps of the zoo are free, but there is a manda­tory $1 dona­tion. Stroller rental is free, but there is a manda­tory $11 donation.

After three hours we had seen about 90% of the place and what was once cool and sparsely attended had became hot and crowded. Time to go. When we got off the train back in Ross­lyn we had lunch at a Red, Hot and Blue BBQ place just up the street. The rest of the after­noon was spent at rest nurs­ing the blis­ters on our feet. Because lunch was big­ger than we expected, when the three of got together at Sally’s place for the evening meal it was just cheese, fruit and crackers.

Tomor­row it is off to Con­necti­cut. My Mom’s Obit­u­ary was in today’s New Britain paper.

A cou­ple of catch-up items from the trip that I for­got to blog about on their respec­tive days:

1. Wednes­day in Asheville After din­ner we went to a Mar­ble Slab Cream­ery for dessert. When­ever I get ice cream I always get some sort of cof­fee fla­vored dish. I also love malted milk balls, but when com­bined as ice cream and a mixin they sub­tract from each other’s deli­cious­ness. Note to self, don’t do that again.
2. Thurs­day on the way to Salem The Emperor passed through the 60,000 mile mark.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 235

59,000 Raindrops

Litle FenwayAlter­nate Title: Down on the Farm.

The Single-A farm in Greenville, South Car­olina. The Drive are affil­i­ated with the FRS and to show the love, last year they opened a new sta­dium with the same dimen­sions as Fen­way Park in Bean­town (includ­ing a 30′ high Green Mon­ster with man­ual scoreboard.

Because we are trav­el­ing we are eat­ing out. Break­fast with the MMC at the Sun­rise Grill in North Augusta. The joint we were sup­posed to meet at at 7:00 AM had changed their open­ing hour from seven to eight recently leav­ing us locked out in an empty park­ing lot. No wor­ries mate, we just moved the show a 1/4 mile up the street. Half a waf­fle and two eggs for her, west­ern omelette with home fries for me. I had a cup of joe and she had a hot chocolate.

Meal Cost: $15.63
Tip: $3.00
This Meal: $18.53

Lunch at a Cracker Bar­rel in Greenville. I had the spicy grilled cat­fish sand­wich on sour­dough and Donna had a bowl of tor­tilla soup. One iced tea, one water to drink and guess who had what.

Meal Cost: $13.25
Tip: $3.00
This Meal: $16.25

Din­ner at the ball­park. $5 a piece tip to the Maitre De got us in the door (AKA Gen­eral Admis­sion tick­ets.) Nachos for her, Ital­ian sausage for him. Diet DP for him, bot­tled water for her. We split an 8-pack of chicken nuggets a lit­tle later.

Meal Cost: $16.00
Tip: None
Spent Today: $50.78
Year to Date: $1314.32
Meals out, 73 of a pos­si­ble 498.

The game was sup­posed to start at 7:00 PM, but it was prob­a­bly still pour­ing down rain at that time. The rain did stop and the game started at 7:30. We entered the sta­dium at 6:00 when they opened the gates and after eat­ing and tak­ing shel­ter, by the time the game started we had had enough. From the way the skies looked we were sure it was going to rain some more any minute, so we left. See­ing as the rain show­ers were scat­tered we opted to drive around Greenville and take some of the PO pic­tures we were going to do tomor­row. Ended up doing all of them (that we could find.) There is one on the Fur­man cam­pus accord­ing to USPS.com, but we didn’t see it.

At the last one of the night, a CPU in an ACE Hard­ware store, the odome­ter read exactly 59,000 miles.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, down once more, up yet again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 203

58,000 Years Old

or They Made Me An Offer I Couldn’t Refuse

Gnorm Visits His MumToday was the MMC’s bi-annual Dri­ving Miss Daisys Event at the Elm­croft Assisted Liv­ing Cen­ter. We had 7 Miatas and a Sebring show up for car­a­van duty and we had 9 female res­i­dents go for a ride up and around Strom Thur­mond Dam at Clarks Hill. Their com­bined ages were nowhere near 58,000, but that is the mile mark the Emperor passed on the trip. We could not have asked for a bet­ter day, it was around 70 degrees and not a cloud in the sky.

After­wards all us Miata types went out for lunch. Some one sug­gested a semi-new Mediter­ranean restau­rant up the road a piece in Evans, GA called Khalid’s Cafe. The ser­vice was leisurely (partly because the eleven of us over­loaded their Sat­ur­day lunch staff), but def­i­nitely worth the wait. A return visit is in the off­ing for a Club meet­ing at a later date.Donna ordered up a bowl of Lentil Soup, a Greek Salad and Sprite to drink. I went for a Kufta Burger with Iced Tea to drink. We each had a piece of Bak­lawa for dessert. My mouth is water­ing just typ­ing this.

Meal Cost: $23.86
Tip: $3.14
Spent Today: $27.00
Year to Date: $1135.58
Meals out, 61 of a pos­si­ble 417.

Because of my affec­tion for Rudy and Patti’s gnome Gnorm, they asked me to be his God­fa­ther. I read­ily accepted and my first act was to vol­un­teer to take him with Donna and I on our trip to the north­west start­ing next week. I sure hope Gnorm’s blue coat is waterproof…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 167

57,000 Little Purple Flowers

FlowerWe went for a hike in the Woods this morn­ing. In our quest to walk on all the trails in there we entered in a dif­fer­ent spot than usual and pur­posely walked on some trails that really didn’t go any­where spe­cial, just looped and/or spurred out along the edges. We did stum­ble on the big field that was full of these lit­tle pur­ple wild­flow­ers (botanists feel free to let me know what they might be.)

For lunch Donna had a han­ker­ing for Mex­i­can so we headed over to our new favorite place for that regional cui­sine, Maria’s. We got the usual Car­ni­tas and for­get­ting that we really didn’t need them, 3 hard shell tacos. Sierra Mist to drink for the lady and I had ice water.

Meal Cost: $15.27
Tip: $2.73
Spent Today: $18.00
Year to Date: $909.27

On the short 1–1/2 mile drive back from Maria’s the Emperor ticked past the 57,000 mile mark. To make up for pass­ing that major mile­stone on such a short trip, tonight when we went gro­cery shop­ping we took the 28 mile long­cut to the store that is only a mile away.

I found this cool place on the web that will cre­ate just the right striped back­ground image for you, Stripe Gen­er­a­tor 2.0, now I just wish this tem­plate wasn’t so con­founded com­plex so I could add some stripes here.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 130

56,000 Specks of Pine Pollen

We were going to eat our usual bagel at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany, then it changed to Waf­fle House, but because we had some time to spare before our trip to the Colum­bia Air­port we opted to dine at the local IHOP. Pigs in a Blan­ket for me and Eggs Bene­dict for her. I had OJ and Donna stuck with water.

Meal Cost: $15.44
Tip: $2.56
Spent Today: $18.00
Year to Date: $710.83

We weren’t fly­ing any­where from Colum­bia, but we were escort­ing a women who was. She works for ASCO in Florham Park, NJ and is con­tem­plat­ing mak­ing the same move Donna and I made 18 years ago, i.e. trans­fer­ring down to the Aiken plant. She has been been here since Thurs­day inter­view­ing and look­ing at houses. The job here, I think, is pretty much hers for the ask­ing, all she has to decide is if she wants to make the leap.

After drop­ping Joan off at rental return lot at CAE we head­ing around to the other side of the air­port to take a photo of the Colum­bia AMF (Air Mail Facil­ity.) We of course had a line up of other Post Offices in the vacin­ity to take pho­tos of as well, ten total, truth be told. Two oth­ers in West Colum­bia, the one in Cayce, three in down­town Colum­bia and the three we didn’t get in Lex­ing­ton the other week.

Nor­mal temps this time of year is lower sev­en­ties, but today broke an all time record as we hit the 90 mark. It was already almost 80 by the time we started pic­ture tak­ing and the pine pollen was so thick it looked like a yel­low fog. As we drove, we could look at the other cars around us and see pollen rooster tails behind them!

Yellow Haze<— Incred­i­ble Sim­u­la­tion of the atmos­pheric con­di­tions around mid­day in the SC midlands.

Plan B became for­get the Colum­bia and Cayce POs and get the 2 West Colum­bia ones and because Lex­ing­ton was on the way home, we’d get those three as well. This worked out nicely because when the day started there were 94 POs in the gallery and this would make a nice even 100. Plan B hit a major snag when the 900 block of North Lake Drive in Lex­ing­ton held noth­ing other than a Shell gas sta­tion and a Hardee’s. Crap, looks like we would fin­ish the day one shy of the cen­tury mark.

In the begin­ning of this quest I was skep­ti­cal of tak­ing pic­tures of the Postal Service’s Con­tract Postal Units (AKA CPUs), fig­ur­ing they wouldn’t have any sig­nage mark­ing them as Post Offices, but so far, of the 4 we passed, all had a big sign out front and had posed to have their por­traits taken. Plan C was born. Aiken has a CPU, maybe, just maybe, that would be 100. Sure enough, after cov­er­ing most of the west­ern side of the state on Post Office safaris, photo num­ber one hun­dred was taken just a lit­tle over a mile from num­ber one.

On the way to the air­port this morn­ing, some­where close to Couch­ton, the Emperor passed by the 56,000 mile mark.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 95

55,000 Calories

Although she wanted it yes­ter­day, she got it today. Break­fast at Hardee’s. Bis­cuit and Gravy for Donna and I had a Sausage and Egg Bis­cuit. We split a small Hashrounds while I had OJ and she drank a water.

Meal Cost: $5.28
Tip: None
This Meal: $5.28
Year to Date: $563.99

To Dibble RoadThis week was our LDSW, so we were off this after­noon. Since we had break­fast out and knew we were eat­ing din­ner out, we opted to eat lunch at home. We were then going to go for a hike in Hitch­cock Woods because we were unsure of this weekend’s weather and wanted to get in a lit­tle exer­cise to counter our huge caloric intake for this week. The immense grav­i­ta­tional force of our couch almost pre­vented the hike, she had a book, I had a book… In the end we did man­age to reach escape veloc­ity and get out­side for our hike. Glad we did, as it was near per­fect weather for it. A lot of other peo­ple thought it was a nice day to enjoy the woods too, we saw five folks on horse­back, about twice that on foot and one red-tailed hawk glid­ing on ther­mals look­ing for an after­noon snack.

This evening we dined with a cou­ple other cou­ples at Rae’s Coastal Cafe in Augusta. Donna had the Coconut Shrimp and I had the Jerk Chicken. The food was great (as always) and may explain this place’s pop­u­lar­ity. We got there a lit­tle after it opened and 5:30 and before we even got our sal­ads the place was nearly full. By the time we were done eat­ing the wait­ing patrons were packed two deep at the bar with spill over clog­ging the exit aisle.

Meal Cost: $32.28
Tip: $5.72
This Meal: $38.00
Year to Date: $601.99

On the way home from the “big city” the Emperor past through the 55k mile mark and not a sin­gle one was trav­eled through a food court at a mall. When they ask for a login, user bil­ly­d­williams with a pass­word of that­sright.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 74

54,000 Pieces of Hardware

54,000 Pieces of HardwareFor­got to men­tion this yes­ter­day — Some­where not too long after we left the Food Lion park­ing lot yes­ter­day on the way to New­berry, the Emperor turned over 54,000 miles. This works out to an aver­age of over 45 miles a day since we brought it home back in Novem­ber of 2003, or about 1,380 miles a month.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 45

53,0000 Nuetrons

Who knew that the God­fa­ther of Soul was into Geo­caching? Not me, but accord­ing to his “widow” Tomi Rae Hynie*, he buried large amounts of cash in the back­yard of his Beech Island, SC home. If you feel like you want to take a chance that you’ll get by the gates, the secu­rity and quite pos­si­bly the guard dogs here are coor­di­nates of the stash/cache. +33° 25′ 30.90″, –81° 49′ 58.08″ (If you enter those coor­di­nates into Google Earth you can get a nice view of the next Graceland.)

We are in Hilton Head for the next cou­ple of days for some off-season beach fun. On the way down tonight, the Emperor passed through the 53,000 mile mark some where on Road #1 on the US Government’s Top Secret Bomb Plant less than 20 miles from James Brown’s house.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 27

* I could have sworn I heard this a cou­ple times on CNN Head­line News last night, but search­ing for any ref­er­ence of this “story” on the CNN web site today returned no hits.

52,000 Calories

That it just about as many calo­ries as I have con­sumed in the last two days at work. If I don’t see another cookie, brownie or piece of fudge for the next two months I wouldn’t be disappointed.

The Emperor glided past that same num­ber mileage mile­stone on the way to a friends home this evening. We had some nice health­ful veg­etable soup fol­lowed by dessert of choco­late cookie bars, peanut but­ter cook­ies with choco­late frost­ing, pecan-date pinwheels.…

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 516

51,000 Flu Germs

UsAte the end of yesterday’s drive we were one mile short of 1515 for the trip and the Emperor was just two miles shy of the 51k mark. We took care of the short com­ing on the way to the store for our weekly gro­cery shop­ping. Seems like we must be dri­ving the heck out of this car recently as the mileage mile­stones are com­ing fast and furi­ous. 51,000 — 11/26 • 50,000 — 11/21 • 49,000 — 11/08 • 48,000 — 10/28 Last Novem­ber 14th we were just at 31,000…

Donna’s cough was a lit­tle bet­ter today and her voice didn’t crack but once. She still needs to talk to the doc­tor tomor­row because she should be get­ting over this by now. Of course the rea­son she might be feel­ing bet­ter is she has passed along some of those flu germs to me. Started feel­ing a lit­tle off last night and con­tin­ued on to today. No cough or fever, but body aches, headache and a gen­eral out of sorts feel­ing. We have stayed pretty much indoors all day and both of us have caught naps on the couch twice. We are going to try and get to bed a lit­tle early too.

The photo was taken by Donna’s brother Steve as we got ready to leave for home on Fri­day afternoon.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 483

50,000 Pieces of Wood

Johnny LawSome­where just north of St Augus­tine the Emperor glided past the 50k mark. I guess I was wrong the other day when I said there would be miles left to travel on the war­ranty when we ran out of time. Just the oppo­site, the 3 year/50k war­ranty has expired with three days left.

We drove out of Geor­gia on I-95, but 36 miles was all we could take. Just after stop­ping and get­ting some free OJ at the wel­come cen­ter, we got off the ugly Inter­state and picked up A1A. We then drove the whole way down to New Smyrna Beach fol­low­ing the coastal road. Some­times beau­ti­ful, some­times tacky, some­times crowded and some­times nearly empty, tak­ing the slow road, if you have the time, is the way to go. It helped that it is off-season which kept the crowds way down. The big trou­ble for us was that the weather was way off-season. Aver­age high this time of year along the mid­dle Florida coast is is 75, but today is wasn’t even 55. Com­bined with the 10–20 MPH mean that the top was up all day and any ven­tures out to look at the beach and waves was very brief.

Even though I was run­ning right at the speed limit, Johnny Law shad­owed me for a cou­ple mile when we drove through Day­tona Beach.

Before din­ner tonight we took a walk around a mile and a half cir­cu­lar board­walk that is at the north end of New Smyrna Beach’s coast. It was a quick walk over about 50,000 pieces of treated wood. The sun had finally popped out from under the clouds, but it was too late to raise the tem­per­a­ture any as it tra­versed the last 10 degrees of it’s arc before dis­ap­pear­ing beneath the horizon.

Food for today con­sisted of the “deluxe” con­ti­nen­tal break­fast at the Vil­lage Inn, bah. Lunch at another Bar­bara Jean’s (which turns out to be a mini chain of about 6 restau­rants), very good, but fin­ished off any pos­si­ble crab cake crav­ings for a month or so. Din­ner was at Vincente’s in New Smyrna Beach, a small Ital­ian place whose baked ziti was just the right amount to split and very satisfying.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 471

Over 49,000 Dead Leaves

Blue Z CarIs how many lit­ter our front yard after the last few days of wind and rain.

It is also the amount of miles on the car. We must have hit the 49k mark late last night because after I made the 6 mile trip to work this morn­ing the odome­ter read 49008. The Miata when new came with a 50,000 mile/3 year war­ranty and it looks like we are going to be a lit­tle shy of the mileage mark when we pass thru the time limit in 16 days.

In an attempt to wipe out the mem­ory of the lousy “pizza” we ate last Fri­day on HHI we went to Ferrando’s in the Alley. It worked. Lou and com­pany serve up an excel­lent pie and as Rachel Ray would say, “Yummo!” Best part is we only eat half of the 14“er in one sit­ting, so we have the other half for, let’s say, Sat­ur­day lunch. It’s all I can do from raid­ing the fridge right now.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 452

48,000 Leaves

OverlookThat is the aver­age leaf count on a mature maple tree* and coin­ci­den­tally, the mileage the Emperor passed on the way to to meet the par­tic­i­pants of the MMC Leaf Peep­ing Expe­di­tion. Over 400 miles and 11 hours later we are home and just a lit­tle tuck­ered out.

We had pretty much the aver­age turn out for our club on an event recently, 3 cars. I threat­ened to can­cel if at least 4 cars didn’t show up, but that was an empty boast as my nav­i­ga­tor told me that even if we were the only car we we going on the run. The six of us devoured enough break­fast at the Cracker Bar­rel to sus­tain us for a week in the Ama­zon before set­ting out in search of chloro­phyll chal­lenged leaves. The first 11 miles were Inter­state, but after we got to two-lane black­top 2/3 of the tops folded down. The sun was just begin­ning to peek over the tree tops and the temps were in the low 60’s so the win­dows and wind block­ers were still up.

After our first pit stop and because one cou­ple had yet to expe­ri­ence them, we made a stop at the Geor­gia Guide­stones, AKA the Amer­i­can Stone­henge. The jour­ney then con­tin­ued up the east­ern edge of Geor­gia. A quick dip into SC before end­ing up at Black Moun­tain State Park back in north Geor­gia. Two years ago when we did this trip with the Club we were about two weeks late and the vis­tas were of a uni­form brown. This time we hit at just about peak and the moun­tains were very colorful.

Lunch was at the renown Dil­lard House just up the road from the state park. The six of us devoured enough food at lunch to sus­tain us on a cir­cum­nav­i­ga­tion of the globe. After eat­ing we took a wind­ing road to High­lands, NC where we lost one car to shop­ping in the down­town. Donna and I, along with, the appro­pri­ately named Autumn and Dave, gassed up and headed down the moun­tain and back into SC.

High­way 28 from High­lands back to the flat­lands is a great Miata road full of twists and turns and all man­ner of decreas­ing radius bends. I won’t men­tion any names, but one of this crew really regret­ted the amount of food they con­sumed at lunch. About halfway through the good stuff we came up on a Mazda Trib­ute (the mini-SUV) who obliv­i­ously didn’t get zoom-zoom memo. He was going around the turns so slow we could have passed him on a skate­board. With no place to really pass and with two cars to boot we played whip with him for about 20 miles, alter­nately slow­ing way down let­ting him get a “big” head start and then charg­ing back at a more appro­pri­ate Miata speed.

Awe­some trip, but a long day, so I’m glad we only do it once a year.

* Oh yeah, I made that leaf count sta­tis­tic up so it would fit the car’s mileage.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 436

47,000 Piles Of Horse Poo

At least that is what it seemed like on our morn­ing walk in Hitch­cook Woods this morn­ing after last week’s walk along a human only trail out west. Because we got a late start (after 10:00 AM) we had to share the woods with a half-dozen peo­ple walk­ing dogs and a third of a dozen horse­back rid­ers. I took a cou­ple pic­tures that I need to look at for the Octo­ber addi­tion to the Hitch­cock Woods 2006 gallery.

We went out shop­ping at the mall this after­noon. Donna needs new shoe laces for her hik­ing boots and I wanted to get a Detroit Tigers ball cap to wear to work tomor­row just to rib my Yan­kee lov­ing man­ager. We didn’t buy either. We for­got to mea­sure how long Donna’s laces were, so we didn’t take a chance on get­ting some too short or too long. The only Detroit hats we could find were of the fit­ted vari­ety and they were $30. That was too much for a hat that I’d prob­a­bly only wear once, fif­teen would have been just about right.

We went to a local church’s Choco­late Fes­ti­val yes­ter­day. Donna likes to bid on some of the stuff at their silent auc­tion and I like to pick some of their used books. She didn’t win any­thing and I got 4 books and she one, for 5 books it cost a whop­ping $3. I picked up one book, In Her Shoes, because the title sounded famil­iar. Oh, yeah, its a movie with Cameron Diaz or some­body (its in the Net­flix queue right now.) I opened the book at ran­dom and started read­ing, hey, this is pretty funny stuff, so I bought it. I also bought a sec­ond book by the same author Jen­nifer Weiner.

The Emperor snicked past 47,000 miles this morn­ing on the way to our walk in the woods.

Started down, went up, back down, up, down, up again, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 416

46,000 Revolutions

That is approx­i­mately how many turns those lit­tle cute wheels on my rollerblades made this morn­ing. Wow, first time in at least 6 months I’ve strapped on the skates and I did my usual 3 mile out and back. I was sur­prised I didn’t fade in the end, see­ing as I hadn’t used those mus­cles in a while. May do it a lit­tle more often now as the temps have dropped out of the 90s in the after­noon all the way into the mid­dle 80s, pos­i­tively autumnal.

Coin­ci­den­tally that num­ber is the same as the num­ber on the Emperor’s odome­ter right now (actu­ally 46048.) It hap­pened yes­ter­day on the way to work.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 376

The 45,000 Most Beautiful Cars Ever

Mickey D'sA co-worker shared his Sep­tem­ber issue of Auto­mo­bile mag­a­zine with me today. The cover story was titled “The 25 Most Beau­ti­ful Cars Ever.” When you talk style and design every­one has an opin­ion and I can agree with most of their assess­ments, but they needed to drop one of the ones they picked or have made it twenty-six because they for­got to include the 2001–2005 Mazda Miata. :)

I even have no quib­ble with them list­ing the cur­rent Pon­tiac Sol­stice as a future col­lectible that you can buy now. It is not a bad look­ing car, but it will be a col­lectible because the total num­ber of Sol­stices pro­duced won’t be very many. If they make them for more than five years I’ll be surprised.

The biggest bewil­der­ment was smack in the mid­dle of the arti­cle, between the 1990–96 Nis­san 300ZX and the 1954–57 Mer­cedes Benz 300SL Gull wing was a 4 page fold out on the new Chrysler Sebring. WTF? This car is one ugly thing. Mat­ter of fact its looks could be improved by adding one or more of the article’s big styling dont’s, fake wood grain sid­ing, a vinyl top or some opera windows.

On the way home from work today the Emperor sur­passed the 45,000 mile mark. Hey, isn’t that some sort of ser­vice milestone?

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 336

Fab Fours

444441 — Four is the only num­ber in the Eng­lish lan­guage for which the num­ber of let­ters in its name is equal to the num­ber itself. 2 — Peo­ple have four canines, four incisor and four wis­dom teeth. 3 — Four is con­sid­ered an unlucky num­ber in Chi­nese, Korean, and Japan­ese cul­tures because it sounds like the word “death.“
4 — In tarot, card No. 4 is “the Emperor.”

The cock­pit of the Miata is a warm place to be. A known issue is the fresh air vent­ing. It draws air from the cowl area and by the time it gets from there to the inte­rior of the car it is con­sid­er­ably warmer than the out­side air. I’ve tried nearly all the sug­ges­tions on Miata.net, but the air is still warm. Some one on the forum did some­thing about it and cre­ated this neat lit­tle air scoop thing that mounts on the wind­shield header when the top is down. Maybe next spring we will invest in one of the Cool Breeze Scoops, $41 with shipping.

For now I have invested $25 in solv­ing the other source of unwanted inte­rior heat, the trans­mis­sion tun­nel. The exhaust pipe and pre­muf­fler run right along under­neath the tun­nel on the driver’s side and after an hour or so of dri­ving you can toast Pop Tarts between the tun­nel and the driver’s seat cush­ion. This morn­ing I pulled the seats and con­sole out of the Emperor out. I folded back the car­pet, so I could line the trans­mis­sion tun­nel and for good mea­sure most of the floor pan with Reflec­tix using shiny foil duct tape. It took a cou­ple hours to cut and tape around the seat mount­ing points, E-brake, a cou­ple of wiring har­nesses and the rub­ber shift boot.

Speak­ing of shift boots, mine was cracked/ripped and this also lets in heat big time. Not only was the large inside boot in need of replac­ing, but the smaller boot that seals the trans­mis­sion tur­ret to the shifter was blown as well. This is another rea­son the Cool Breeze Scoop will wait, it’ll cost $46 to buy replace­ments for both these rub­ber pieces.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 307

44,000 Calories…

…in a sin­gle scoop of Gold Rush ice cream.

Not really, but there are now 44,000 miles on the Emperor. The odome­ter rolled past that fig­ure as I rolled over about 44,000 pieces of crushed stone in the gravel dri­ve­way of Flanigan’s Ice Cream Parlor.

Started up, went down, went up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 290

43,000 Names on the Wall

43,000 Names on the WallSince last Thurs­day a 1/2 scale ver­sion of the Viet­nam Vet­er­ans Memo­r­ial has been set up in a park not to far from our house. The Wall That Heals trav­els around the coun­try allow­ing folks who can’t or won’t make the trip to the actual memo­r­ial in Wash­ing­ton DC. Donna and I vis­ited the actual Wall way back in the early 80’s when it had not been open for very long, so we thought it might be cool to see this ver­sion too. Because the trav­el­ing wall, like the orig­i­nal, is open 24 hours a day, we decided to wait until 10PM or so last night to visit, so we could take advan­tage of the cool night air. Plus there is some­thing about the memo­r­ial that makes a visit in dark­ness more fitting.

I know, there are actu­ally over 58,000 names engraved on the Wall, but 43,000 works bet­ter for me here because that is the amount of miles the Emperor has trav­eled in it’s life­time. Passed through that mark on the way home from Augusta this morning.

We went over to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie at an early morn­ing show­ing in a the­ater with sta­dium seat­ing. I enjoyed it more than Donna did, but we still felt it was worth the time, money and effort to see it in an actual movie the­ater instead of wait­ing for the DVD. Not as much humor and not nearly as many quotable lines. There was a lot more action, some of it bor­der­ing on the unbe­liev­able. I say bor­der­ing, because after all, if you can except that Davy Jones has the head of an octo­pus, one hand that is a lob­ster claw and his still beat­ing heart is locked in a buried chest miles away on a dessert isle, how can three men car­ry­ing out a rag­ing sword fight on a 25′ water wheel as it rolls down a hill be unbelievable?

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 256

42,000 Feet Outside of Anderson

About 42,000 feet out­side of Anderson,SC the odome­ter clicked over 42,000 miles. We are on our way to a mini-vacation get­away to west­ern NC and the des­ti­na­tion of choice or both of us. For her a two night stay in her favorite B & B, the Blue Boar Inn, and for me a cou­ple days of twisty roads, includ­ing the king of curves, Deal’s Gap.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 235

41,000 Chain Links

Just less than a mile from home on the way to work this morn­ing the odome­ter glided past the 41k mark.

Play Ball

Tonight we went out to watch a friends son play base­ball. We have watched Jacob play since T-ball (he just got his driver’s license 6 days ago) and now he is play­ing with the big boys, the 15–18 year olds. The T-ball was fun because the kids were just so cute, but at this age it is almost like real baseball.

We have been known to watch his younger brother play base­ball too. But with a four year dif­fer­ence in ages, Jared’s games always seem a lot less struc­tured than big brother’s. Don’t get me wrong, we like to watch Jared play, he pitches a mean game, but Jacob’s games have the ben­e­fit of being played by older more expe­ri­enced kids.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 190

The Taurus Diaries — Act II, Scene I

Dropped the Miata off at the body shop today after work. They gave us a loaner car, a tan Ford Tau­rus. It has the required rear trunk lid spoiler for that go fast look and rear drum brakes for that stop slow feel.

When I first pointed out my list of flaws to the body shop man­ager he told me he needed the car for a cou­ple of hours. Tonight when he handed me the keys and I told him I would see him tomor­row around the same time, just the way he said, “I should have it ready for you.”, led both Donna and I to expect the Miata not to be ready then. Sigh.

Almost for­got, on Sat­ur­day, about 5 miles past Burling­ton, NC the Emperor glided past the 40,000 mile mark.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 175

39,000 Dust Enhanced Water Spots

Thirty-nine thou­sand flick­ered by on the dig­i­tal odome­ter dur­ing the trip home from work today.

When I picked up the car from the body shop they had washed and waxed the back part of the car (the parts they painted), but didn’t really clean the front. Sunday’s rain left behind spots on the hood of coag­u­lated body shop dust. I have been mean­ing to wash the car for the past cou­ple of days, but they have been call­ing for rain. The last chance of pre­cip­i­ta­tion for a while past this morn­ing, so tonight when I got home I broke out the hose and bucket.

While clean­ing the car I noticed a cou­ple of things that need address­ing from the body shop. When clos­ing the trunk the sound has been a lit­tle dif­fer­ent. Does the latch need replac­ing or is it because the trunk is off align of straight by about 1 degree? There are also a cou­ple of dust pim­ples in the pain on the left trail­ing edge of the trunk lid. There is also what looks like a milky haze in the clearcoat in a cou­ple spots on the trunk and left fender. The kicker is what at first I thought was dirt and sun­tan lotion build up on the shift knob turned out to be sev­eral small scratches in the clear coat­ing on it. Guess I’ll give them a call tomorrow.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 136

38,000 Calories

The monthly meet­ing of the MMC was held tonight at the local Red Lob­stah. I had two refills of sweet iced tea, 1–1/2 cheese bis­cuits, a gar­den salad with 1/2 por­tion of blue cheese dress­ing and a main course of Salmon New Orleans (Pan-seared fresh Atlantic or King Salmon & shrimp sea­soned with Cajun spices in a rich lemon but­ter sauce. Served with a side salad, sea­sonal veg­eta­bles & your choice of side.) This is about 38,000 calo­ries, but I can’t be sure because the Red Lob­ster web site does not have a nutri­tion guide. Thirty eight thou­sand is coin­ci­den­tally the same num­ber the wounded Emperor’s odome­ter passed through on the way to the meeting.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 98

37,000 cc’s Of Gas

Today was the MMC Tech Day and we had a whop­ping 2 cars get worked on. I did the swap of the slightly stripped lug stud and Pres­i­dent Dave had his throt­tle body cleaned and a remote oil fil­ter mount installed. We had one per­son come to do some wrench­ing on oth­ers cars, Clunk. His part­ner Thunk showed up a cou­ple times through out the day to help or hin­der as needed.

My stuff­ing Club newslet­ters under unsus­pect­ing Miatas in park­ing lots paid off as some­one I had hit twice popped in for a while and vis­ited. Might turn out to be a mem­ber, might not.

On the way home I stopped in a Quick-Stop to fill up and real­ized I had passed through the 37,000 mile mark on the way over. My first clue was the slight smell of gas as I parked by the pumps, I didn’t pick up on it. Clue num­ber 2 was the speedi-dri crunch­ing under my feet as I started to fill the tank, didn’t reg­is­ter. Clue num­ber three was the sound of splash­ing fluid on the pave­ment, I got it. The auto­matic shut off on the noz­zle I was using was bro­ken. I stopped at $25.37 and I bet at least the 37 cents worth spilled onto the ground.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 80

36,000 Girl Scout Cookies

Last Sat­ur­day in front Pub­lix on HHI we bought two boxes of Girl Scout cook­ies. The Samoas didn’t last the day, while at least some of the Do-Si-Dos made it home.

Today in front of Wal-Mart we bought another box of Samoas and they met the same fate as their brethren did last weekend.

Tomor­row Donna gets the 4 boxes she ordered from a co-worker. I know there is at least one box of Samoas and hope­fully they will last at least until Tuesday.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 56

Lost 35,000 Miles From Home

On the way to din­ner out tonight the Emperor notched over the the 35,000 mile mark. Donna and I meet with two other cou­ples for a meet­ing of the Fine Din­ing Round-table, a Boolean Sub­set of the MMC. We recon­vened after a long hol­i­day break at the last place we met back in Octo­ber, Rae’s Coastal Cafe.

While tonight’s meal was good it didn’t live up to either October’s fest or our mem­ory of it. Donna’s twin lob­ster tails were large and tasty, but my Cajun floun­der, off the “spe­cials” menu, was not that great. I’m think­ing that maybe Chef Papou must have had the night off. The only thing that saved it was I spread some of the hot sauce that came with John’s Jerk Chicken Meal.

About 12:30 this after­noon the postal deliv­ery per­son filled our mail­box with a bunch of char­i­ta­ble come ons and Sea­son 1: Disc 2 of “Lost.” We spent the next 3–1/2 hours of a beau­ti­ful sunny warm Jan­u­ary after­noon inside on the couch riv­eted by the escapades of 46 indi­vid­u­als stranded on a uncharted Pacific isle.

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34,000 Things That Could Be Wrong

I feel like such a dummy. I used to be an alpha geek, now I’m lucky if I even can claim the title of plain ol’ geek. My com­puter knowl­edge peeked around the cusp of the Windows98/Windows2000 change over. I never really learned any­thing about net­work­ing and it is start­ing to show.

I man­aged to get both com­put­ers to con­nect to the Inter­net through the router. But I can’t get them to talk to each other. I’ve turned on file and printer shar­ing, I shared the my doc­u­ments folder on both machines, they belong to the same work­group. A cou­ple of the tuto­ri­als I’ve found on the web have mostly rehashed the same old pro­ce­dures that come from XP’s built in Net­work Trou­bleshooter. I have run XP’s Net­work Setup Wiz­ard, but always stop short because it looks like it wants to change some set­ting that I used to get the Inter­net shar­ing to work and I don’t want to muck that up.

About halfway to work this morn­ing the Emperor clicked past the 34,000 mile mark. I wanted to say rolled over, but the Miata has a dig­i­tal odome­ter so it doesn’t roll at all, it just blinks. The 3 nines change to zeros and the thou­sands digit advances one. I kinda miss the rolling action. Of course some­times the zeros didn’t exactly line up nice until a few more miles down the road and that both­ered the anal reten­tive por­tion of my brain. Maybe the dig­i­tal is bet­ter after all.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 4

33,000 Orange Trees

33,000 Orange TreesToday’s State Park of the Day was Lake Louisa in Florida. There was no fancy lodge for lunch like yes­ter­day, but there were a few hik­ing trails avail­able for a walk. We didn’t walk any because we were pressed for time, but we did drive around and check the whole place out. A nice oasis of nature not too far from Orlando.

Some­where around the state park dri­ving through end­less miles of orange groves, the Emperor passed the 33,000 mile mark. It was exactly a week ago that it went by 32,000. The miles can really mount up when you are hav­ing fun

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 386

32,000 Grains of Sand

Not too far south of Aiken on the way to Hilton Head Island this past Fri­day, the Emperor glided past the 32,000 mile mark. And after a walk on the beach fol­lowed quickly by a trip to Pig­gly Wig­gly, there are now about that many grains of sand embed­ded in the floor mats…

I would vac­uum the car and wash the salt mist off if it wasn’t so damp and dreary this after­noon. I may shake out the mats and do a Quik Detailer wipe down later tonight. We are headed to Palm City FLA for a quick Christ­mas visit with Donna’s sis­ter, leav­ing Thurs­day AM, and the weather for the trip down and dur­ing the visit is call­ing for rain, so I may not even bother.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 378

31,000 Miles

Either some­time last night or early this morn­ing the Emperor passed the 31k mark. I’m bet­ting it was yes­ter­day some­time as the odo tonight, when I noticed it, read 31038.

I have nar­rowed down all the Miata pho­tos I have taken in the last year to the 20 final­ists for the 2006 cal­en­dar. I need 13, one for each month and then one for the cover page. I’ll prob­a­bly cre­ate a sep­a­rate gallery for the cal­en­dar. While I’m at it I might do a gallery for the 2005 pho­tos too. The seven also-rans from 2006 and the ones already in the Miata gallery that aren’t in the ’05 cal­en­dar will still fill the reg­u­lar Miata Gallery well enough. I won­der if the PHP gallery soft­ware I’m using allows subdirectories?

Guess I might never know. I just clicked on the auto­mat­i­cally gen­er­ated link on each gallery page that is sup­posed to take you to the author’s web site and he hasn’t renewed his web host­ing agree­ment. I guess now is the time to try the enhanced ver­sion that I down­loaded a while back. At least that web site is still up.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 349

30,000 Orange Barrels

30,000 Orange BarrelsOn last night’s trip up to the moun­tains to spend the night, there was con­struc­tion on US441 between Clay­ton and Dil­lard, GA. We must have past 30,000 of those orange con­struc­tion bar­rels as the Emperor past through the 30,000 mile mark.

Yes­ter­day morn­ing I washed the car because we had a MMC event in the early after­noon. This was our Senior Drive. One of the Club mem­bers is the Admin­is­tra­tor of the Elm­croft Assisted Liv­ing Cen­ter in Mar­tinez. He and I con­cocted a scheme in which the Club would come over and take the res­i­dents who wanted to go on a top down Miata drive instead of their usual Sat­ur­day 8-passenger van ride. We had a per­fect day for it too, lower 70’s and a cloud­less blue sky. We had 5 cars and 5 pas­sen­gers for the first trip and when 4 more peo­ple showed up, we did a sec­ond slightly shorter trip for them. The one fel­low who I drove was so appre­cia­tive that I was embar­rassed by it. This is def­i­nitely an item we should do at least once a year.

When we got up this morn­ing in the north of Geor­gia it was in the lower 30’s and there was a layer of frost cov­er­ing the car. We wimped out for the first cou­ple of hours of dri­ving. The leaves didn’t coop­er­ate in the whole pic­turesque, blaz­ing fall color, Nor­man Rock­well paint­ing we had hoped to see, but you take what you can get and we got extremely patchy color. We even did a 20-mile seg­ment of the Blue Ridge Park­way in hopes, but the col­or­ful vis­tas never mate­ri­al­ized. There was one short stretch of NC 215 com­ing down off the park­way that in a mat­ter of min­utes we went from bare trees to patchy color to green. Never the less we had a won­der­ful time in our 24 hours of the moun­tains. We got in a night away from home, a short hike in the woods, a look at a beau­ti­ful twin water­fall and miles of twisty roads.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 343

29,000 Matchbox Cars

29,000 Matchbox Cars29,000 pairs of socks. 29,000 knives. 29,000 VHS tapes. 29,000 out of date bot­tles of asprin. And 29,000 used chainsaws.

Today we went to the Jockey Lot out­side of Ander­son, SC. Some­one thought it would be fun, so we planned a trip with the MMC and it was a nice day for a drive. While the Jockey lot is a huge ass flea mar­ket, pretty soon it all starts to look alike, did we have fun? You bet. Will we go back? Doubt it. About halfway there the Emperor passed through the 29,000 mile mark. We bought this Miata just before Thanks­giv­ing in 2003 so it looks like we will make it past 30k before the 2 year mark.

Most of the time the skies were blue with scat­tered clouds, but on the hori­zon, in every direc­tion you looked there were dark gray clouds. The weather fore­cast called for a chance of rain and while it never did (on us any­way) every­time we stopped for any lentgh of time every­one put their tops up in case. On the way back we stopped in the quaint lit­tle town of Abbeville for lunch. We parked over on the same street as we ended up at the last Trivia Road Rally the MMC did in May. I had snagged a pic­ture of one of our member’s cars as it was parked and the wall and art there made a nice back drop, today the Emperor had it’s por­trait taken there too.

Can’t really tell from the pic­ture, but the car was really dirty. I did wipe off the big stuff with a towel I keep handy, but when we got home the car got a much needed bath.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, back up, down again, up again, then down, then up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 322

28,000 Miles

Some­where in east­ern Ten­nessee today the odome­ter changed from 27999 to 28000…

27,000 Tiny Little Bugs

Just at the start of last night’s Master’s Miata Club Bug Splat Rally the odome­ter slid past 27,000 miles. There weren’t a lot of large bugs out, but this morn­ing I had what’s left of 27,000 “ghost bugs” on the nose of the for­merly clean Miata.

27,000 Ghost Bugs

A lit­tle Meguiar’s Quik Detailer and they wiped right off. Ooh, that reminds me, I did the nose, but didn’t clean the wind­shield, BRB…

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 277

26,000

What started out as a Sat­ur­day day trip turned into a Fri­day & Sat­ur­day overnighter on basi­cally a whim. Donna and I had sort of planned an impromptu trip up to Deal’s Gap for Sat­ur­day. It is the week­end of annual Miatas at the Gap, an unof­fi­cial (inter)national meet­ing of Miatas in the west­ern moun­tains of NC.

Ear­lier in the week we decided to get a hotel room in Ander­son, SC for Sat­ur­day night so we wouldn’t have to go there and back in one day.

About 7:30 Fri­day night Donna’s mom said, “I thought you we leav­ing tonight?” A seed was planted. We checked the radar and it didn’t look good, all green between here and Ander­son. So we just packed our bag as if we were leav­ing in the morn­ing. About 8:15 we looked at the radar again and the green was dis­si­pat­ing. Hmmm, called the hotel, they had a room. Threw some more clothes in the bag. Checked the radar as we were leav­ing and there was hardly any green show­ing. We did man­age to make it all the way to Ander­son with the top down. Had to drive through a few sprink­ley patches, but we stayed dry.

The Emperor passed the 26,000 mile mark about 10 miles out of Aiken.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 242

25,000 Peaches

And about 10 Shriners on Go-Karts. The Emperor passed the 25,000 mile mark on the way to the Ridge Peach Parade this morn­ing. It was orga­nized chaos, both in the man­ner of go-kart dri­ving in front of us and at the start when the “float” mark­ers weren’t out on time, so we just kind of lined up where we thought we should be. Coin­ci­den­tally there were 10 Miatas in the parade fol­low­ing right behind the Shriners. Although we would have liked to have done some of the maneu­vers that the go-karts were doing, and Miatas are small cars, our turn­ing radius is not that tight.

Shriners

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 191

24,000 Kalmias

Donna and I went for a nice lit­tle walk in Hitch­cock Woods this morn­ing. At first we weren’t going because it was sup­posed to rain, but radar showed no chance of it for a while, so off we went. For a change of pace we went in a diffrent entrance than usual and we were glad we did. As we came to a halt the odome­ter turned 24000 miles.

There is a sub­di­vi­sion in town called Kalmia Hills and there is a path in the woods called Kalmia Trail, but for what­ever rea­son (mostly I don’t know flow­ers from flours) I never put two and two together until today, the darn things are bloom­ing all over the place. I know we have tra­versed that trail before, but never in the mid­dle of May…

Kalmia

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 149

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Rome to Dahlonega

154.8 Miles. For today we staked out a spot on the first climb of the day, a cat­e­gory 2 climb to the top of Fort Moun­tain. We were joined by about a dozen other peo­ple at our lit­tle wide gravel spot about 3/4 of the way up. We chat­ted up a few other fans and even helped one guy write GO EKI in big let­ters with chalk in the road.

After the rid­ers were all by, we drove back down the moun­tain and leapfrogged around them to get to the fin­ish in Dahlonega. Even though the skies were threat­en­ing we had the top down all the way until about 15 miles from town when the sur­round­ing black skies caught up with us. (Note: You can raise the top on a Miata while going about 35 MPH if the pas­sen­ger helps. :) ) About 5 miles later the Emperor passed through the 23,000 mile mark, right around the time the HAIL started. Not big, but a lit­tle fright­en­ing for a while there, what with the blind­ing rain and flashes of light­ning that accom­pa­nied it.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 118

22,000

Some­where on the way back from Augusta last night, the Emperor clicked past the twenty-two thou­sand mile mark. Now aver­ag­ing 1,350 miles a month.

Just real­ized that it is almost time for the next Mazda rec­om­mended ser­vice inter­val — 22,500. Let me check the owner’s man­ual, but I think it is just a glo­ri­fied oil change. If that is all it is I will do this one in the dri­ve­way myself rather that risk a big hit in the pock­et­book if I take it Rader to let the “pro­fes­sion­als” do it.

21,000 Miles

In Kitch­ings Mills, SC the odome­ter rolled by 21,000 as we came home from the air­port tonight.

The last two days in DC were the cold­est week I’ve expe­ri­enced since child­hood. It was so cold that the mid 50s and dark of South Car­olina felt balmy enough that we drove part­way home with the top down…

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 46

20,000 Miles

Just notched over the 20k mark on the drive home from work. Once home there was just time enough to unpack the lunch buck­ets and change clothes before head­ing back out. Tonight being the first Thurs­day of the month meant Master’s Miata Club busi­ness meeting.

Donna is thrilled. It looked good when I saw it on some­one else’s Miata. It looked cool when I looked at the pic­tures of some. It looked neat when I did a Pho­to­shop mock-up. But some­how it lost some­thing it the trans­la­tion to real life. Maybe if I had a lighter col­ored car? Oh, well, I’m keep­ing it on until at least this week­end so I can take a pic­ture or two of it on the front, but after that its com­ing off. Any­one want a replica Japan­ese license plate?

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 17

19,000 Miles

On a totally unevent­ful trip home from work today the “Emperor” passed through the 19,000 mile mark. That is aver­ag­ing nearly 1,500 miles a month. The car is dirty and I thought see­ing as it was in the 50s this evening I would wash it. Parked in the dri­ve­way and looked at the car and it wasn’t as dirty as I thought, so instead of buck­ets and sponges I though maybe I would give it a Quik Detailer and towel clean­ing. When I looked under the cab­i­net in the garage I real­ized I was out of the Quik Detailer, so I gave up on the whole thing and pulled the car in the garage. New Year’s Day is sup­posed to be in the mid 70s. I’ll wait until then and I will be able to wash it in shorts. Maybe even wax it if I get ambi­tious enough.

18,000 Miles

Right after work we went over to the Aiken County Treasurer’s office to pay our yearly per­sonal prop­erty tax on the car. Good thing that it is deductible of off our income taxes…

Passed through 18,000 miles this after­noon in the same fash­ion a lot of the miles on the car were dri­ven, on the 25-mile long way to the store 3 miles away.

17,000 Miles

Passed through 17k on the way home from work tonight. Because there is a Master’s Miata Club event with an early start tomor­row I broke out the Quik Detailer and “washed” the car in the dri­ve­way before park­ing for the night. We meet at 8:00AM for the drive to New­berry Street to see the inau­gural Aiken Exotic Car Fes­ti­val. There were sup­posed to be over a hun­dred cars, but this morning’s paper said just over 50 are reg­is­tered. You have got to start some­where, so I hope there is enough atten­dance to prompt another one next year.

16,000 Miles

On the way home from work today we passed through the 16K barrier.

Dropped of the spoiler at the paint shop at lunch today. It will get painted tomor­row and then I’m going to let them do the mount­ing on Wednes­day. I’ll pick the car back up Thurs­day, just in time to…

Mount the new tires on Fri­day. Donna and I have the after­noon off so that will be a con­ve­nient time for get­ting them mounted. Even though the FedEx web­site didn’t say out for deliv­ery this morn­ing, about 5:30 this after­noon a white truck pulled up and out came 4 Toyo T-1S tires.

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 10 days

15,000 Miles

Some­time dur­ing the 5th run through of Deal’s Gap this past week­end the car turned over 15K. One of the other cou­ples we were with had their 2002 Miata reach that mile­stone a few days before the trip. I got there at least a year quicker than they did, but to be fair our car is the Fam­ily Truck­ster and theirs is a week­end fun toy. I guess I’ll sched­ule a main­te­nance stop at Rader for next week. I’ll give them one more shot, but three strikes and they’re out.

The clutch shud­der was very notice­able this morn­ing back­ing out of the garage, so much so it was audi­ble. As usual it is almost com­pletely gone by about the 3 mile mark of the 6 mile trip to work. If it does it like that 2 or 3 morn­ings more before the ser­vice next week, I may just say something.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 49 days

14,000 Miles

On the way to Rader to posta­g­ize the Master’s Miata Club newslet­ter the Emperor passed through the 14K mark.

Thanks to Jim Mul­lan I now have a Honda S2000 stubby antenna mounted on the left rear of the car. The exist­ing stud was plated brass so it was easy to remove and then drill and tap for mount­ing a longer M5 x 0.8 stud. All we have lay­ing around work was a black oxide coated stud. I would really like to find a brass one because that is what is inside the antenna and that is what the mount threads are. I sup­pose brass might help recep­tion, but mainly it should pre­vent any gal­vanic cor­ro­sion.

I haven’t even tested the recep­tion yet. Maybe tomor­row on the way to work I’ll try and lis­ten to the radio…

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 30 days

For Future Reference

Just turned over 6,000 miles on the car today, so we are get­ting close to the first Mazda rec­om­mended ser­vice at 7,500.When I do take it in, prob­a­bly after vaca­tion, don’t let me for­get a cou­ple things. Have the them oil the trunk hinges as they are start­ing to creak when open­ing and clos­ing the lid. Also, I noticed a cou­ple of those plas­tic pins that hold in the splash liner in the right front wheel well are miss­ing when I washed the car the other day. Noth­ing is going to fall out or any­thing, but hey some engi­neer thought they ought to be there and he must have had a good rea­son. The driver’s top latch still feels way to easy to close, no leaks or wind noises or any­thing, but some­thing is not exactly right (maybe the pas­sen­ger side is too tight?)