Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Fuelly Fuelly

Now We Wait

There were 5 peo­ple for the MMC break­fast and after eat­ing Donna and I drove over to the Club’s Tech Day just to see if we could pop the non-working radio out of the dash. Donna was hop­ing to have some­one mag­i­cally heal it by lay­ing on of hands, didn’t hap­pen. Turns out, between two of us, Rudy and I, we could only get the right half of the head unit loose from its mount­ing. The left side would not budge. Of course we only had the bent into U shaped coat hanger pieces to work with, yeah, that’s it, we didn’t have the proper tools. I did man­age to get an addi­tional blood blis­ter on my left hand when I pinched the web between the thumb and fore­fin­ger cut­ting the coat hanger.

After scour­ing the inter­webs for hours look­ing for solu­tions to my radio issue I set­tled on buy­ing a new after­mar­ket radio. Because we like to be able to walk away from the Miata in a shop­ping cen­ter park­ing lot with top down and not have to worry any, I was look­ing for the least flashy look­ing head unit. I found it, a Jensen MP1524. It’s a ver­i­ta­ble wall­flower, but it has an inner beauty that includes all the mod­ern bells and whis­tles. The down­side is that the unit isn’t even ship­ping from the man­u­fac­turer yet. Crutch­field lists it as not being avail­able until 6/15, so now we wait.

Jensen MP1524

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1224

Seasonally Appropriate Weather

Today was the MMC break­fast for Jan­u­ary. Unlike last weekend’s top down all day weather for the trip to the Micro­car Museum, this morning’s tem­per­a­tures were about half of what they were then, so tops were up at all times. Fit­tingly this week­end we only had half the cars of last week­end. Still there were five cars for the drive to the Swamp Fox in Aiken from the start­ing point in North Augusta. And when we got to the restau­rant there was one car wait­ing for us.

We had told the folks at the restau­rant that there would be around twelve of us and it turned out we were right on the money. Ten made the drive and one was wait­ing. The twelfth man was a friend of a mem­ber who worked at the Aiken Train Museum and came to tell us a lit­tle about it and offer up a tour of the place afterwards.

We could walk to the museum as it was only about 4 blocks away, but with the sea­son­ally appro­pri­ate weather and being a car club and all, we would prob­a­bly drive. As break­fast pro­gressed and we heard some his­tory, almost every­one thought a trip to a trans­porta­tion museum for the sec­ond Sat­ur­day in a row didn’t sound like too bad an idea.

At some point our guest received a phone call and when he hung up he had some “good news” for us, there was a kids birth­day party at the museum and we could help out by doing a lit­tle instruc­tional skit for the kids. Four of us would be the train engine wheels and make chug­ging noises and one lucky per­son would be the smoke stack and get to make woo-woo sounds. One other would get to pre­tend to be stuck on the tracks and another would get to res­cue them.

Our guest had to get to the museum in a slight hurry, so off he went, telling us to meet him there. As we all set­tled up our bills, most of us decided that vis­it­ing the train museum would be a bet­ter idea on a day that didn’t involve a kids birth­day party, I think a cou­ple cars did go, but the major­ity scat­tered in other directions.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1191

Bruce Weiner Microcar Museum

Toy Cars

Today the MMC took a last pil­grim­age to a museum full of cars that make the Miata look nor­mal sized, the Bruce Weiner Micro­car Museum before it closes its doors for­ever in Feb­ru­ary. We had a recent record turn out of 10 Miatas and a bonus RX-8. We also had near per­fect weather.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1190

We’re Going Here…

..next year for the MMC Leaf Tour and just try and keep up with this guy!

Busy 2 Nights

Last night was our Fan­tasy Foot­ball League draft. I made a sug­ges­tion to last years Com­mis­sioner about how it would be more fun if we could play every­one in our divi­sion twice. Because we all work in the same depart­ment it would be bet­ter for smack talk pre and post Sun­days, so he made me Com­mis­sioner for this year.

Any­way, allow me to intro­duce the 2012 Pur­ple Whales: Philip Rivers and Car­son Palmer are my QBs, with LeSean McCoy, Ahmad Brad­shaw, Willis McGa­hee, James Starks and Robert Turbin as Run­ning Backs. Wide Outs are going to be Andre John­son, Pierre Gar­con, Mal­com Floyd, Nate Burleson and Randy Moss. I also drafted Bran­don Pet­ti­grew & Jared Cook for Tight End with Kicker Rob Bironas and the San Fran­cisco 49ers Defense/Special Teams.


Tonight was the Annual MMC Bug Splat Rally. For the sec­ond year in a row the squashed insects were few and far between. The Biggest Bug Tro­phy was awarded to a small flat­tened bug in the mid­dle of a pop up head­light. Clos­est to the Tar­get was awarded to a small smudge of a bug 1/2″ away from the green Avery dot. Three cars were tied for Clean­est Car, but I gave it to the newest mem­bers because one cou­ple had won the last three years in a row and the third cou­ple got the Most Bugs award because they showed up with cat paw prints on their hood.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1170

127,000 Milligrams Of Caffeine

This morn­ing was the monthly MMC Break­fast event. Because we weren’t meet­ing for the drive to break­fast until 7:30 Donna and I decided on a pre-breakfast at our more typ­i­cal 6:00AM time at DD. We split a bagel and had our usual morn­ing bev­er­ages, Donna’s hot choco­late and my coffee.

We made the meet & greet, and in not too short an order our line of 5 cars made the brief drive to Harlem and our break­fast spot, the Red Oak Manor Bed & Break­fast’s Acorn Restau­rant. The first order of busi­ness for our host was to fill the cof­fee cups of the major­ity of the eleven mem­bers present. And the cof­fee kept com­ing for the whole hour or so we ate, chat­ted and even had a brief meet­ing. I bet we con­sumed over a hun­dred and twenty seven thou­sand mil­ligrams of caf­feine with all that dark amber fluid guzzled.

The Emperor passed the 127,000 mark on the way over to Augusta.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1162

Couch Shopping, Desserts Bigger’n Your Head & You Sure That’s Right?

Last time we bought liv­ing room fur­ni­ture we got a 3 piece match­ing set, couch, love seat and arm chair. Because it is just the two of us, the only piece that has seen appre­cia­ble use is the couch, so now we need a new one. The other two items are basi­cally brand new, so we would like to keep them and just buy a couch. Because it has been quite a while, a match­ing piece is entirely out of the ques­tion. The object we seek will be some­thing that will com­pli­ment what is stay­ing. Not easy, the cur­rent fur­ni­ture is a bur­gundy cloth with rolled arms accented with nail heads sit­ting on ball feet. Not too much out there in that style and to make it nearly impos­si­ble we have decided to get a couch with built in reclin­ers. The sec­ond store we tried tonight had a pos­si­bil­ity, but we still want to look at at least a cou­ple more places.

We had din­ner out with the Mas­ters Miata Club tonight at the Boll Wee­vil in down­town Augusta. The food is always good and tonight was no excep­tion. They are know for their desserts and usu­ally Donna and I decline, but for some rea­son tonight we didn’t. Boy are we sorry. Here is a photo of some of there desserts, our Per­fect Choco­late cake (which we “spoiled” with two scoops of vanilla ice cream) was larger than those shown, it was actu­ally hang­ing off both sides of the plate!

On the way back from Augusta we filled up the Emperor’s gas tank. Reg­u­lar was under 3 bucks, and because HRH takes Pre­mium it was going to cost us $3.17 a gal­lon, but with our shopper’s dis­count it too was under three at $2.97. I had reset the trip odome­ter in Clay­ton when we filled up last Sat­ur­day morn­ing, I didn’t reset it when we topped off on Sun­day, so the mileage since that first fill up read 454.3. I took the last two gas receipts, totaled up the two tank­fuls and got 15.065 gal­lons. That means the MPG for the past five days, which con­sisted of 60% windy moun­tain roads, 25% 2-lane back roads and 15% 4-lane divided high­ways was a respect­ful 30.16.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1072