Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Team Car

Hop­ing to turn around their lack­lus­ter show­ing on the foot­ball field from the last two weeks, today I gave the Pur­ple Whales offi­cial team car a bath because every­one knows a clean car is a much hap­pier car. And a happy car just per­forms better.

Harpooned

Before play this after­noon, the Pur­ple Whales were pre­dicted to score 101 points. By the end of the first quar­ter of the early games it was down to 87. At around half time it had fallen to 75. Near­ing the end of the early games my pre­dicted point total was 64, so I stopped watch­ing both foot­ball and my fan­tasy scoreboard.

I just checked the score­board before tonight’s game and my point total is a mere 54. I have one guy going in tonight’s game and that guy is LeSean McCoy for Philadel­phia, the pre­sea­son #1 run­ning back, my first draft pick, so maybe he’ll go off and get 30 points and I’ll get lucky. More than likely he will pull what Andre John­son of the Tex­ans did today. Mr. John­son was the #3 rated wide receiver pre­sea­son and my #2 draft pick. Andre scored my first 5 points today by catch­ing 2 of the first three passes thrown in the first drive of the day for 53 (33 + 20) yards. The rest of the game, 1 catch for three yards, so those 5 points were all he got.

I got more tales of woe, but here is a prime exam­ple, I picked up the Jets kicker Nick Folk as he was pre­dicted to get 11 points as opposed to 5 for Greg Zuer­lein of the Rams. Mr. Zuer­lein scored 18 points today, Mr Folk not so much. In the scor­ing on the web page, if a player doesn’t get any points they put a nice big 0 next to his name, well, Nick Folk got . Which I assume from the thirty four to noth­ing vic­tory for the 49ers over the Jets means my kicker never even got on the field.

128,000 Vague NFL Referee Calls

I pretty much gave up watch­ing NFL way back, but started again last year when I joined a Fan­tasy Foot­ball League at work. But this year it is get­ting hard to watch. I know every­body is all over the replace­ment refs and the NFL front office has asked the teams to lighten up, but these scab zebras make it a pain to watch the games. I’ve read a few things and they are really not too awful, but what they have messed up have been some game chang­ers and worse for us TV view­ers is they take too long to decide most calls. Sloooows the game down.

The Emperor passed the 128,000 mile mark on a rou­tine shop­ping trip this after­noon. Kinda wish it would have hap­pened yes­ter­day as that photo of the inside of Lowe’s Motor Speed­way prob­a­bly included 128,000 cars, parts or people.

Ahhh…So

Stopped for some ori­en­tal food on the way home from work today. We can per­son­ally vouch for the deli­cious­ness of the Tan­ger­ine Beef at the Red Bowl in Aiken. And if it is pos­si­ble, the seared pot stick­ers appe­tizer out­shone the entree.

The for­tune in my cookie read: You will make many changes before set­tling satisfactorily.

Hop­ing to score some brownie points I said, “Well, this must be a past cookie as I have made all the changes I’m going to make.” Donna, with­out miss­ing a beat says, “Its talk­ing about your Fan­tasy Foot­ball team, dummy, you need to make some changes.”

Buoy Oh Buoy

Boy-o-boy. At one point the score was 102–22 and right now it is not too much bet­ter at 112–56. With the 6 of my play­ers that have fin­ished I have 55 points, with just two of my oppo­nents play­ers, Michael Vick and C.J. Spiller, he has 51 points. Add in any one of the other 5 play­ers that have fin­ished and I’d be trail­ing by a min­i­mum of a touch­down. The pre­dicted final score after tomor­row night’s game is 140–80. If I do end up with 80 I’ll con­sider myself lucky. The only rea­son I’ll be able to sleep at all tonight is that the score of another game stands at 116–54.

For my birth­day I ordered a cus­tom printed foot­ball jer­sey with my name on the back and every­thing. It is already in pro­duc­tion, so it is too late to can­cel it, but if the Pur­ple Whales keep play­ing like this, I’ll have to think up a dif­fer­ent Christ­mas gift…

Busy 2 Nights

Last night was our Fan­tasy Foot­ball League draft. I made a sug­ges­tion to last years Com­mis­sioner about how it would be more fun if we could play every­one in our divi­sion twice. Because we all work in the same depart­ment it would be bet­ter for smack talk pre and post Sun­days, so he made me Com­mis­sioner for this year.

Any­way, allow me to intro­duce the 2012 Pur­ple Whales: Philip Rivers and Car­son Palmer are my QBs, with LeSean McCoy, Ahmad Brad­shaw, Willis McGa­hee, James Starks and Robert Turbin as Run­ning Backs. Wide Outs are going to be Andre John­son, Pierre Gar­con, Mal­com Floyd, Nate Burleson and Randy Moss. I also drafted Bran­don Pet­ti­grew & Jared Cook for Tight End with Kicker Rob Bironas and the San Fran­cisco 49ers Defense/Special Teams.


Tonight was the Annual MMC Bug Splat Rally. For the sec­ond year in a row the squashed insects were few and far between. The Biggest Bug Tro­phy was awarded to a small flat­tened bug in the mid­dle of a pop up head­light. Clos­est to the Tar­get was awarded to a small smudge of a bug 1/2″ away from the green Avery dot. Three cars were tied for Clean­est Car, but I gave it to the newest mem­bers because one cou­ple had won the last three years in a row and the third cou­ple got the Most Bugs award because they showed up with cat paw prints on their hood.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1170

Numbers

What does this sequence of num­bers represent?

3, 22, 27, 46, 51, 70, 75, 94, 99, 118, 123, 142, 147, 166, 171 & 190

Its not the famous LOST num­bers, too many num­bers for a MegaMil­lions ticket, not even close to being the Fibonacci Sequence and they are not an algo­rith­mi­cally ran­dom sequence.

Give up?

It is my FFL draft order for staffing the Pur­ple Whales this year.