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We have dri­ven the Miata to work the last cou­ple of days and it is all because of the weather. No, it has not been warm enough to ride with the top down, just the oppo­site, it has been in the 20’s for morn­ing lows. We took the Emperor because he spent the night in the heated garage so it was nice and warm inside to start the drive, unlike the Pur­ple Pop­si­cle would have been.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1097

Whatever

They are now play­ing NFL games on Thurs­day night, but you can’t watch it unless you have the NFL Net­work. It wasn’t a big deal last week, but tonight I have a player going, Plaxico Bur­ress, a wide receiver for the NY Jets. How the heck am I going, be able to root for ol’ num­ber, er, hold on, let me look up his num­ber, 17, that’s it. Go seventeen!

Terry Fran­cona, the ex-Red Sox man­ager, announced today that he was not going to try to man­age in 2012. Cool, maybe FOX will hire him to replace Tim McCarver.

Hollywood’s next “new” idea, remake the Mun­sters. It will pos­si­bly be a sum­mer series on NBC and won’t be a tra­di­tional sit-com, but a visu­ally spec­tac­u­lar hour-long pro­gram. I’m guess­ing Brad Gar­rett as Herman…

I’m think­ing on open­ing a Face­book account so I get get some free porn because I can’t find any­thing like that any­where on the internet.

Colorful Walk

We went for a 4–1/2 mile walk in Hitch­cock Woods this morn­ing. And like last week­end at the Gap, the trees are past peak color, but there are plenty of spots that still look pretty darn good.

We drove the Sonata to DD for break­fast, the Miata to Fire­house Subs for lunch and if we had thought about before now, we could have rid­den the tan­dem some­where for din­ner, instead we will dine at home.

The Pur­ple Whales started the day pre­dicted to get 125 points and were a 35 point favorite. Dur­ing the first 3–1/2 hours of NFL foot­ball this after­noon the 125 fell 45 points to just 80. For­tu­nately for me, my opponent’s 90 fell to his now pre­dicted 60.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1092

Purple Lip & Beached Whales

We drove to Flo­rence today to have break­fast with Cousin Lau­rie. We met at the usual spot, Cracker Bar­rel, and did some catch­ing up. Lau­rie has a new job and we have a new car. Every­thing else is pretty much the same, Donna had a hot choco­late and Lau­rie and I had the equiv­a­lent of two cups of cof­fee each and between the two of us we used up about 20 sugar pack­ets and a dozen creamers.

After break­fast Donna and I did a lit­tle caching on a local trail sys­tem, find­ing 8 and DNF­ing 1. Here is the log from the most inter­est­ing one:

Ahhh, my least favorite cache of the day.

Not the cache itself, that was a cool find. When the GPSr pointed way over there we fol­lowed blindly. Took life and limb (pun intended) in hand and crossed over the water. Sure enough, once on the other side, the GPSr pointed right back the way we had come. After walk­ing back across the downed log, we wan­dered up and down along the bank, quite pos­si­bly walk­ing right by the cache sev­eral times until my wife turned around and real­ized she was star­ing right at the container.

The part I didn’t like was while duck­ing under a tree and push­ing a cou­ple small branches out of the way, one of them snapped back and smacked me in the lower lip, draw­ing blood and turn­ing it an ugly shade of purple.

[—— Stop read­ing here Sandy. ——]
So much for ESPN’s pre­dic­tions and my 8 point favorite sta­tus. The Pur­ple Whales have been beached. Right now the score stands at 77 to 54 in favor of the Swap Rats and he has two play­ers yet to play tonight, includ­ing Drew Brees, and I have none. Looks like there is going to be a three way tie at the top of the West Divi­sion stand­ings with myself, Team Gre­gory and the North Augusta Meat­heads all being 5–2. On the plus side, if the New Orleans Saints kicker can come up with 8 points, the Argyle Pil­grims will win their first game.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1073

Absolutely No Overnight Parking

One of the local car deal­ers is hav­ing a HUGE TENT SALE tomor­row between the hours of 10 AM and 3 PM ONLY! They make sure to tell us twice in a loud voice that there is absolutely no overnight park­ing. <sarcasm>So I’m guess­ing they must have lim­ited park­ing. Or maybe they don’t want you to drive in, park and wait for them to open their doors because that just wouldn’t be fair to the folks who want to show up in the morn­ing, there wouldn’t be any park­ing spots left for them.</sarcasm>

[—— Stop read­ing here Sandy. ——]
Big match up this week for the Pur­ple Whales, we are play­ing the Swamp Rats SR who are much bet­ter than their 3–3 record indi­cates. To add to my trou­bles I have my two main run­ning backs on bye week, so I am going to be miss­ing their com­bined aver­age of 38.5 points. Still, I have cob­bled together a team of subs and right now, accord­ing to ESPN pre­dic­tions, I am an 8 point favorite. We’ll see…

The Pur­ple Whales are in the West Divi­sion which con­sists of 6 of us from the Fab­ri­ca­tion Depart­ment. The East Divi­sion con­sists of mostly QC with a cou­ple of Assem­bly Dept folks. For the first 5 weeks we were just play­ing amongst our­selves in the divi­sion, but last week we started play­ing the teams from the East. As a whole we dom­i­nated them, win­ning 5 out of the 6 matches. Our only loss was because of our man­ager, his team is now 0–6. And it doesn’t look good for Team Argyle Pil­grims this week either, right now he is a 50 point under­dog. Poor guy, I feel so bad for him I decided to make up a team logo for him. This is what I have so far:

Smoke On The Water and World Travelers

The early morn­ing sun and the mist com­ing of the water in a small park in Mid­land Valley.

Today Donna and I (plus Joan) vis­ited the fol­low­ing places and found geo­caches: Afghanistan, Alaska, Egypt, Great Britain & Ire­land, Kam­chatka, Mid­dle East, Peru, Scan­di­navia, Siam, South Africa and South­ern Europe. We drove to all of them and only put 90 miles on the car.

[—— Stop read­ing here Sandy. ——]
The Arnone Dynasty crum­bled today. The Pur­ple Whales are lead­ing their game this week 82 to 79 and still have one player to play on Mon­day, while their oppo­nents have none left to play. Win!

Pink, Purple, Tito & Missing Yankees

Enough already with the pink. I can relate to the sen­ti­ment, but when NFL quar­ter­backs star wear­ing hot pink shoes, it has gone too far.

The Pur­ple Whales bounced back from their loss last week by knock­ing off one of the two remain­ing unde­feated teams in the End Zone Entourage FFL, thereby pulling back into a first place tie in the West­ern Division.

Maybe because I’m a homer, but I thought ex-FRS man­ager, Terry Fran­cona didn’t sound half bad as a color com­men­ta­tor dur­ing the first two games of the Amer­i­can League Cham­pi­onship Series.

When I turned on the first game of the ALCS I thought for sure I had stum­bled onto some sort of wild­card game. Detroit? Texas? Where were the Red Sox, Rays or Heaven for­bid, even the Yankees?

French Homework & Whales Beached

While geo­caching in Athens, GA, in search of cross­ing off Clarke county, we came up to an old aban­doned rail­road bridge, there sat a UGA stu­dent doing her French home­work. She noticed my cam­era and offered to move, but I said, “Stay where you are, it’ll add to the photograph.”

My Fan­tasy Foot­ball Team is no longer unde­feated. The Pur­ple Whales scored a very tidy 110 points this week­end, but my oppo­nent has scored a 148. My only hope for vic­tory is he has the Bal­ti­more Ravens defense, and if the New York Jets can score about 15 touch­downs in the sec­ond half of tonight’s game, it might bring that defense’s score to –12 and cre­ate a loss. Hey, they don’t call it Fan­tasy Foot­ball for nothing.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1070

Fantasy Land

I don’t know exactly how they score them (I could look it up I guess*), but I hope that the com­bined total of 1 Wide Receiver and 1 Tight End don’t usu­ally add up to 40 points. Right now my team is win­ning it’s “Game” 93 to 55, but my oppo­nent has the two afore­men­tioned posi­tion play­ers from the New Eng­land Patri­ots who play on Mon­day night.

*OK, I looked it up: Every 10 receiv­ing yards = 1 point, 2pt Receiv­ing Con­ver­sion = 2 points & every TD Recep­tion = 6 points.

To keep the sib­lings from quib­bling, after break­fast out and gro­cery shop­ping today, I washed the Miata. The rest of the day was spent inside watch­ing NFL foot­ball. Why? See above.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1065

Montgomery Purple Whales

I haven’t had any real inter­est in the NFL since the Rams left Los Ange­les, maybe even since Roman Gabriel was their quar­ter­back. But in spite of my pathetic lack of knowl­edge about pro­fes­sional foot­ball I have agreed to join up with sev­eral of my cowork­ers and play Fan­tasy Foot­ball this year. In addi­tion to this, my knowl­edge of play­ing fan­tasy any­thing is even less than it is about pro foot­ball. Should be entertaining…

One upside, I am not alone in the whole rookie thing, more than half of our twelve team league are in the same boat.

The one advan­tage I do have is my Arts & Craft Engi­neer­ing back­ground will allow me to have the best look­ing logo in the league. A pur­ple killer whale for the new Sonata and the city name Mont­gomery for where it was built in Alabama.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1057