Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Free Iced Coffee Day

We took advan­tage of the nice weather to ride the tan­dem to work today. The kids are all off of school this week because of that lit­tle golf tour­na­ment in Augusta that is named in honor of the car club we’re in. This made the ride in and the ride back at lunchtime dou­bly nice as the traf­fic was very, very light

I got lucky and got a free small iced cof­fee late this after­noon, but only because Donna wanted to get some­thing cold after our yearly eye exam.

One of our local DD shares the same build­ing with a Baskin Rob­bins. We went in because we had a coupon that was going to expire soon for a Buy One Get One 50% Off ice cream cone. While stand­ing there wait­ing to get our cone Donna asked the fel­low behind the counter, “Has it been busy today because it is Spring Break?” He replied, “Its been busy, but prob­a­bly more because it is Free Iced Cof­fee Day.” Then he offered us one. I accepted.

30,000 Particles Of Dust

Con­struc­tion here con­tin­ues at a slow pace while the Pur­ple Whale racks up miles at a fast pace, 30,000 miles in about 22 months.

Because the kitchen is a mess and unus­able yes­ter­day we had a rare week­day tri­fecta of din­ing out. Break­fast at Dunkin Donuts, natch. Lunch at Betsy’s on the Cor­ner and din­ner at Cracker Barrel.

New Year’s Day Trifecta

I ate break­fast for all three meals of the day. Two at home and one out. One of the at home meals was bought on the way home from work on New Year’s Eve.

7:30 AM — 1 Cran­berry Pecan Muf­fin & 1/2 Banana.

11:30 AM — Fried egg on top of a hash made from sweet pota­toes, Gala apples and maple fla­vored break­fast sausage.

5:30 PM — Pecan pan­cakes & a side of bacon at Cracker Barrel.

26,000 Granules of Sugar

We took a lit­tle trip to Flo­rence to visit Cousin Lau­rie and cur­rent beau Harold. With one cup of cof­fee each for Lau­rie and I, plus a refill or two, between us, we used 8 lit­tle creamer con­tain­ers and about 26,000 gran­ules of real sugar. The lit­tle bowl for the creamer cups was empty and the sweet­ener packet holder was left only hold­ing those blue, yel­low or pink pack­ets of syn­thetic stuff.

Maybe because it is past the sum­mer I-95 Florida tourist time and not late enough for the I-95 Snow­birds, the Cracker Bar­rel was not really busy. As a con­se­quence of this we ended up with an overly atten­tive waiter which became a source of both amuse­ment and irritation.

But some­how atten­tive didn’t trans­late into effi­cient. We didn’t get our food to us in a very timely man­ner, it seemed to take longer than usual and when it arrived noth­ing was out­right cold, but noth­ing was really hot, just warm. Plus Harold’s break­fast meal came with­out any bread (every­thing at Cracker comes with bis­cuits), when he asked for some toast, it came very quickly, so much so that it almost didn’t look toasted. No but­ter or jelly came along with it though. Now, sud­denly, the guy that was ask­ing how every­thing was, seem­ingly between bites, was nowhere to be found.

After we parted ways, Donna and I did a lit­tle geo­caching (9 for 9) on one of the sec­tions of Florence’s wooded trails that is near the Mall. On the drive home the Pur­ple Whale passed by the 26,000 mile mark.

Big Mac For Breakfast

Here is the nutri­tional infor­ma­tion for the Big Mac from the McDonald’s website:

  Calo­ries Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sug­ars Pro­tein
Big Mac 550 260 29 10 75 1000 46 3 9 25

This morn­ing we didn’t go to McDonald’s for break­fast, but our usual haunt, DD. I have made no secret for my love of Dunkin’s Cof­fee Cake Muffins and cof­fee here. Also, Donna is a big fan of their hot choco­late and a toasted bagel, so there is no resis­tance when one or the other sug­gests we get our morn­ing meal there. I’m bet­ting we aver­age eat­ing there twice a week. Doesn’t hurt either that it costs us less than six bucks. It is no won­der that muf­fin is so good; here is its nutri­tional info from the Dunkin Donut’s website:

  Calo­ries Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sug­ars Pro­tein
Cof­fee Cake Muffin 590 220 24 8 65 480 86 1 51 7

Pretty close, huh? The Mac is way over top with sodium, but the muf­fin is way ahead in sugar (the new nutri­tional evil), but oth­er­wise almost a tossup. Add in my small cof­fee with cream sugar and we have a winner.

  Calo­ries Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sug­ars Pro­tein
Big Mac 550 260 29 10 75 1000 46 3 9 25
Cof­fee Cake Muf­fin w/ Coffee 710 270 30 12 85 500 105 1 68 8

Of course you can’t get a Big Mac for break­fast, but you can get a Sausage McMuf­fin and a small cof­fee with cream and sugar:

  Calo­ries Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sug­ars Pro­tein
Cof­fee Cake Muf­fin w/ Coffee 710 270 30 12 85 500 105 1 68 8
Sausage McMuf­fin w/ Coffee 500 270 29 11 290 940 39 2 11 21

For com­par­i­son, my usual at home break­fast of Frosted Mini Wheats, 1/2 a banana and a 1/2 cup of 2% milk.

  Calo­ries Cal from Fat Total Fat Sat Fat Chol Sodium Carbs Fiber Sug­ars Pro­tein
Home Break­fast 303 34 4 2 10 51 66 8 21 10

Neanderthals Developed Tools

Fin­ished watch­ing the last episode of TBBT tonight. Kind of schmaltzy. We had stopped watch­ing the show after Sea­son 3 because of the direc­tion it was tak­ing. We then restarted after catch­ing a cou­ple of Sea­son 4 re-runs because we caught our­selves laugh­ing at it any­way. But now I sense another break in watch­ing com­ing up for Sea­son #6.

I have one brick­bat for Dunkin Donuts. They have (re)started a Cof­fee Club Punch Card, you know, buy 8 cups and get num­ber nine free. The trou­ble with the card is it is about a 1/16 of an inch to long to fit in my wallet’s credit card slot. Took a cou­ple missed punch oppor­tu­ni­ties before I took some scis­sors and trimmed its length enough that it fit right in front of my DD gift card.

To bal­ance things out I have a bou­quet for them as well. Donna and my favorite spot for din­ing at DD is on the bar-like tables with tall chairs that face out towards the park­ing lot. Break­fast goes so much bet­ter with some peo­ple watch­ing thrown in. Trou­ble is, our view is fre­quently blocked by those opaque giant cups of cof­fee and break­fast sand­wich sta­tic clings. Much to our plea­sure, last week we sat down, we could see right through them. They finally adopted the kind that are full of holes mak­ing them appear solid on the out­side and slightly darkly tinted on the inside.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1153

15,000 Calories

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Spent last week in Matthews/Mint Hill, NC “learn­ing” how to pro­gram our new Mori Seki NTX100-SZ to turn, lit­er­ally, raw steel into parts that in turn go into valves which make the world go round. I was not alone in this endeavor, thank good­ness, a real CNC pro­gramer (Hi, Mark!) and 2 guys that are going to be the machine’s oper­a­tors came along with me.

We drove up early Mon­day morn­ing and spent the next 5 days in class soak­ing up all we could about how to use a CAM pro­gram called Esprit. We can only hope it was enough…

Between all that learnin’ we did a whole lot of eat­ing. There were four break­fast buf­fets at the hotel and you know me and buf­fets, I eat a lot at them to make sure I get my money’s worth, even though Uncle ASCO was pay­ing. The school pro­vided all 5 lunches from local places and they were very good and all of them were larger than I nor­mally eat. Of the four evening meals, two of them were at Razzoo’s, where it is impos­si­ble to stop eat­ing once you start in on their over-sized plates of food. Plus there were Rat Toes to con­sume as an appetizer.

Some­where just north of Colum­bia, SC the Pur­ple Whale passed the 15,000 mile mark.

Started down, went up, back down, back up, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1126