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Absolutely No Overnight Parking

One of the local car deal­ers is hav­ing a HUGE TENT SALE tomor­row between the hours of 10 AM and 3 PM ONLY! They make sure to tell us twice in a loud voice that there is absolutely no overnight park­ing. <sarcasm>So I’m guess­ing they must have lim­ited park­ing. Or maybe they don’t want you to drive in, park and wait for them to open their doors because that just wouldn’t be fair to the folks who want to show up in the morn­ing, there wouldn’t be any park­ing spots left for them.</sarcasm>

[—— Stop read­ing here Sandy. ——]
Big match up this week for the Pur­ple Whales, we are play­ing the Swamp Rats SR who are much bet­ter than their 3–3 record indi­cates. To add to my trou­bles I have my two main run­ning backs on bye week, so I am going to be miss­ing their com­bined aver­age of 38.5 points. Still, I have cob­bled together a team of subs and right now, accord­ing to ESPN pre­dic­tions, I am an 8 point favorite. We’ll see…

The Pur­ple Whales are in the West Divi­sion which con­sists of 6 of us from the Fab­ri­ca­tion Depart­ment. The East Divi­sion con­sists of mostly QC with a cou­ple of Assem­bly Dept folks. For the first 5 weeks we were just play­ing amongst our­selves in the divi­sion, but last week we started play­ing the teams from the East. As a whole we dom­i­nated them, win­ning 5 out of the 6 matches. Our only loss was because of our man­ager, his team is now 0–6. And it doesn’t look good for Team Argyle Pil­grims this week either, right now he is a 50 point under­dog. Poor guy, I feel so bad for him I decided to make up a team logo for him. This is what I have so far:

The Sound of a Car Deal Crashing

This one’s for you Tom. I never did fin­ish the story on our failed attempt at buy­ing that Accord Coupe back in April, so here it is. If you are unfa­mil­iar with the story, first go back and read April 17th & April 18th posts. Go ahead, I’ll wait right here.


When Donna and I step into the Honda Cars of Aiken show­room we are greeted imme­di­ately buy a pleas­ant enough fel­low. I ask for Brian and he says, “That’s me.” I told him who I was and he then pro­ceeds to tell me he hasn’t done any­thing on my paper­work because they have just been slammed all after­noon. Donna and I look around the show­room, look at each other and roll our eyes. There are 5 peo­ple in the whole space, the two of us, Brian the sales guy, another sales guy wan­der­ing through and the girl behind the cir­cu­lar recep­tion desk. The only non Honda on the lot out front is our Miata. I guess we just missed the typ­i­cal Mon­day after­noon rush.

Donna headed off to the restroom and sales guy says, “Let’s go look at your car.” “I don’t need to see it,” I say. I think to myself, I just drove it 2 days ago, how much could it have changed. I can only imag­ine this was to get me to see the car and bond with it, and the move was right out of some car sales­man train­ing man­ual. But he is not deterred, “Come on, it is right out back.” So I shrug and fol­low. We have to pass through the ser­vice area and Brian is blath­er­ing about how they have won awards for ser­vice, yadda, yadda, yadda, while I am dodg­ing the oil on the floor and duck­ing under a car on a lift. We get out behind the build­ing and there sits the red coupe, prob­a­bly exactly where sales­man Brad left it last Sat­ur­day evening. It obvi­ously still needs to be cleaned up and I sense a half hour pick­ing up this car stretch­ing into 2–1/2 to 3 hours of wasted time.

We get back into the show­room and Donna is stand­ing there won­der­ing where I have been. I tell her and she rolls her eyes again, but I can tell she is run­ning out patience already. Brian points us to another one of those alcove areas where busi­ness is done and tells us he will be right back with some­one to get the paper­work going. We wait. We dis­cuss amongst our­selves on how hard it seems to be to give away our money to a busi­ness. We talk about our day at work. We dis­cuss where I’m tak­ing her for din­ner because this is tak­ing so long. I then notice Brian mak­ing his way across the show­room floor towards us, but he get way­laid by another sales­man and pulled aside. They talk for a few sec­onds, step out­side the doors where this other guy lights a cig­a­rette. We agree that if Brian lit one up we were gone. He didn’t and shortly he is mov­ing our way again, but only to ask us “This is not a lease right, you are buy­ing the car?” and tell us that they’ll be right back with us. I’m think­ing now that they hadn’t done any­thing at all since Sat­ur­day and won­dered how we got the price we got. Donna is ready to bolt; we have been here for 35 min­utes already. I look at the time and it is five min­utes until 5. I tell her if they don’t get to us by the top of the hour we’ll go.

At 4:59 some per­son we have never seen before sits across the table from us. He doesn’t intro­duce him­self nor offer to shake my or Donna’s hand, he just starts spread­ing out his paper­work (for our pur­poses we’ll call him Fred because he looks a lit­tle like a grown up Fred Sav­age from the TV show Won­der Years with a bad hair­cut.) I notice John Candy out of the cor­ner of my eye, one desk away, try­ing to stealth fully observe the process.

Fred looks at me and asks, “Was din­ner OK?” I think to myself, I haven’t had din­ner yet…so I go, “Huh?” He says,” You know, the other night.” Then some­thing clicks, that was how I left it with these guys on Sat­ur­day, say­ing I needed to get home before din­ner was ruined. So I replied, “Yeah, fine.” Donna didn’t say any­thing then, but told me after­wards that she felt insulted by them ask­ing me. What they should have done was turn to her and ask, “Did we get him home on time for din­ner on Sat­ur­day?” She a good point to because even though we shopped the car together, her income was taken into account when check­ing the credit scores and the title was going to be in both our names, they fell into the typ­i­cal sex­ist atti­tude on car buy­ing and were basi­cally talk­ing only at me.

The next thing out of Fred’s mouth was, “How long are you plan­ning on keep­ing the car?” Not sure where this is going I give him another, “Huh?” Bless her lit­tle heart, Donna has been as patient as she can be dur­ing this whole car buy­ing process, but this is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. She says with empha­sis, “What kind of ques­tion is that? What do you care how long we keep the car for? What dif­fer­ence does it make to you whether we keep it 2 day, 2 years or 2 decades?” There may have been a cuss word or two in there, if not, the way she said it cer­tainly implied there were.

She reaches down and grabs her purse, looks at me and stands up. I fol­low suit and we head towards the door. Fred is stunned; I think he mum­bles, “It is just a ques­tion we ask.”, but I can’t be sure. As we exit the build­ing I sense a rustling behind us. We get in the Miata and as we are back­ing out of the spot, John Candy is exit­ing the build­ing and call­ing out, “Mr. Bog­a­r­dus! Mr. Bog­a­r­dus!” Nei­ther of us look up as we drive off.

We Get Paid To Lie To A Car Salesman

We stopped in at the Mazda dealer over in Augusta this morn­ing. Our worst fears were that the same joker who tried to show us a Miata a cou­ple moths ago would greet us. He didn’t and we were wel­comed to the lot by a pleas­ant enough fel­low who saw my $25 test drive cer­tifi­cate and asked if we were just here for that or did we have any inten­tion to buy. So we gave him the same story we did to all those other sales­man back in the spring — instead of replac­ing the Miata with a new one that we didn’t like, we were going to buy a sec­ond car.

I told him that I wanted to drive a 6i Tour­ing and he said they didn’t have any on the lot, all they had were the sport mod­els (AKA the base car.) He said that they usu­ally kept more on the lot but they were hav­ing trou­ble get­ting them because of the earth­quake in Japan. The first thing I though was, “Are all car sales­man patho­log­i­cal liars?”, the 6 is assem­bled in Flat Rock, MI. (David, I apol­o­gize if they can’t make them because sup­ply short­ages from Japan.) He had a key for a 6i Sport in Kona Blue in his pocket, which would have been our color choice. He started it up, cranked the A/C and then showed us the trunk and the exte­rior of the car while the inte­rior cooled.

We went for a drive. Instantly I liked the way it drove, the road feel of the base model was leaps and bounds bet­ter than the base Sonata, more on par with the Optima and our Sonata SE. The 176 horse­power felt as quick as the 200 of the Sonata. The car was quiet, roomy and very com­fort­able, for me. Donna didn’t like the way the seats hit her in the back and couldn’t get set­tled. The sales guy chimed in that the Tour­ing seats were dif­fer­ent, still cloth, but they might be more com­fort­able. We had the per­fect out of any sales pres­sure because we were inter­ested in a model they didn’t have, so he filled out the form for us, gave us a brochure, his card and took down my work phone num­ber so he could give us a call when they got a Tour­ing model.

The day after I was dis­ap­pointed in the base Sonata we vis­ited the Mazda dealer. Had the Miata test drive gone smoothly I think we might have tried dri­ving a 6. They might have had a Tour­ing model in Kona Blue. If those things hap­pened dif­fer­ently back on our first try at this dealer back in March we might have ended up own­ing one of these. But I have zero regrets on miss­ing out on the Mazda.

And we really didn’t lie to the fel­low, every­thing we said was sim­ply mis­placed in time, and when we said we were going to buy a sec­ond car, we were using the word were in its sim­ple past indica­tive form.

Four to six weeks later we’ll get a $25 gift card in the mail. It’ll make a nice down pay­ment on a Carstashe for the Sonata.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1041

Maybe Not Worth The $25

I received a card in the mail yes­ter­day from Mazda tout­ing 0% APR financ­ing for 60 months plus up to $1000 APR Cash and Owner Loy­alty Cash. To zero inter­est is on any Mazda, but the cash is only applic­a­ble to cer­tain mod­els. It is about 2 months too late for any of that nonsense.

There was also an offer for a $25 gift card for test dri­ving any Mazda. It came from the dealer in Colum­bia which is 65 miles away, so a round trip divided by the 27 MPG of the Miata (can’t expect me to drive a brand new Hyundai onto the lot) times $3.50 a gal­lon of gas comes to $17. We can go to any dealer, so we could drive to the Augusta store which is only 39 miles away that way we are spend­ing less than half of the card value on gas, but we were entirely dis­pleased with the test drive process the last time (and that was when we were actu­ally buy­ing a car.)

We are prob­a­bly headed over Augusta way this Sat­ur­day any­way, so if the process turns out to be as pain­less as it was at the Kia dealer we just might take a Mazda 6 for a spin. After build­ing one online and option­ing it out as close to the Sonata SE we now own, the list price of a Mazda 6i Tour­ing was right in the ball­park price-wise and the dealer’s online inven­tory shows they have one in stock.

Sure hope I don’t like it.

Done Deal

This was a much more pleas­ant expe­ri­ence today than Mon­day evening. The only two neg­a­tives were a) some­thing that I knew would hap­pen and b) some­thing I should have expected.

a) You know how they say that for every year a human ages, a dog ages seven, well car dealer time is just the inverse. When they tell you it will be just a minute, that maybe what it feels like for them, but in car buyer time it is seven min­utes. When they tell you it will just take a few min­utes, you think that means 5 to 10 min­utes, it will actu­ally take 35 min­utes to a lit­tle more than an hour.

b) When the deal was made I said I will give you X dol­lars down and I want the pay­ment to be X dol­lars a month. After you have signed on the dot­ted line of nearly as many pieces of paper as you do at a house clos­ing, the last one is the actual loan agree­ment. And just like you agreed upon the pay­ment is X dol­lars a month, but there are some num­bers to the right of the dec­i­mal point. The dig­its are care­fully cal­cu­lated to be not too big to make it seem like they are try­ing to add a whole extra buck to the pay­ment, but big enough to amount to some­thing for the dealer. They took the page right out of Walmart’s play­book, the pay­ment is $XXX.88

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1004

A Composition For One Or Two Instruments

Typically in three or four movements in contrasted forms and keys.

The Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour headed west to Augusta tonight and for the sec­ond time in three days I have left a car deal­er­ship with an agree­ment on a deal for a car. And again all that needs doing to make it hap­pen is the detail­ing of the vehi­cle and the final finan­cial paperwork.

29 HOURS AGO: At 2:30 on Mon­day after­noon I call the Honda deal­er­ship to make sure every­thing is on track. I’m told sales­man Brad is at lunch, so I leave a mes­sage to be called back. At 3:30, hav­ing heard noth­ing, I call back. This time I’m told Brad isn’t in, he had called in sick. I tell the clue­less recep­tion­ist that I am sup­posed to pick up my new car at 4:30. “Who do I need to talk to?”, I ask. She trans­fers me to some­one named John (really) an he tells me he will have some one call me right back and takes my work number.

Twenty min­utes later, lit­er­ally 5 min­utes before I get off work, I get a call from Brian (this name I’ll remem­ber) and I tell him I’m twenty min­utes away. He says, “Come on down, I’ll get paper­work started, so it should be almost done by the time you get here.” When we arrive, Brian is wait­ing in the show­room near the door, but he has not done any­thing on my paper­work. Our expe­ri­ence goes down­hill from there, cul­mi­nat­ing in Donna and I dri­ving off with the John Candy char­ac­ter chas­ing us down shout­ing my name.

Maybe later in the week­end I’ll have time to post about the rest of our fun with the Key­stone Kar Sales­men of Honda Cars of Aiken.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1001

Do We Have An Accord?

In our last install­ment we left our heroes with a dif­fi­cult choice, but as any­one who has suc­cess­fully nav­i­gated the tricky waters of mat­ri­mony knows, the key is com­pro­mise. Brian com­pro­mised by not going for the sports car and Donna com­pro­mised by not going for the small car.

At 5PM on Sat­ur­day after­noon I called Brad, the Honda sales­man, and asked what we needed to do to get the ball rolling on buy­ing an Accord Coupe. I told him that it turns out we didn’t really want a blue one after all, “We’d take one in red. Did they have an LX-S in that color?” He thought they did, but he needed to check. I said I’d call him back in a few min­utes. When he answered my call he said yes they did. I told him I’d be there in 15 min­utes to fill out a credit check appli­ca­tion. Our com­pro­mis­ing was fine, but what really drove the choice was we could get the car now, because Honda was offer­ing a .9% deal on 60 month loans.

I got to the deal­er­ship and Brad and I took a San Marino Red Coupe for a short test drive. When we got back we sat in a lit­tle open cube and talked money. I had done my online research by pric­ing the car on Honda’s web site. Then I headed to Edmond’s and got the invoice fig­ure and what they call a fair mar­ket value price, which for this car was about a grand less than invoice (which itself is $2,000 less than list.) I offered sev­eral hun­dred under the list, telling them I had X dol­lars for a down pay­ment and would finance the remain­der at their .9% result­ing in a monthly pay­ment of X dol­lars. That offer also had to include in it the $300 (capped) SC sales tax and any doc­u­ment fees asso­ci­at­ing with titling and reg­is­ter­ing the car. I felt this was fair because I knew that they would still be get­ting more than the invoice price of the car, which is not what they really pay for the car, plus they get to keep any man­u­fac­tur­ers hold back money. Brad takes my offer and dis­ap­pears to the other side of the sales floor to show the fig­ures to the Sales Man­ager Sam (I didn’t catch his name, but he looks a lit­tle like Sam Elliot with white hair and no mus­tache.) Brad comes back about 5 min­utes later (there’s that wait time again) with the famous 4 square box.

One of the squares says $27,000. This is what their sticker on the win­dow reads for the price of the car. They have added wheel locks, mud flaps, a Trunk Con­dom (a big rub­ber mat with sides that will catch a whole gal­lon of spilled milk) and my favorite, the $2500 First Class Fin­ish Pack­age. In the upper right is the fig­ure that really catches my eye, $448 for 60 months. I stand up and offer Brad my hand and say if that’s the best you can do, I’ll be going. He says, “Wait, I’ll see what I can do.”

Now the danc­ing com­mences in earnest. He is gone less than a minute, Sam would like to know where I got my fig­ures. I out­line for Brad what I did above for you and off he goes again. Brad returns in a skinny minute and says, “They’re work­ing on a bet­ter deal.” While we wait Brad fires up a browser and goes to the Honda web site and builds my Accord and sees where I got the list price from.

We are joined by player num­ber three, could be the finance man­ager or the assis­tant sales man­ager. Not only didn’t I pay atten­tion to his title, but I don’t catch the name either. I am too dis­tracted by the fact that he could pass for the John Candy char­ac­ter in the movie Splash and won­der­ing if it would be impo­lite to wipe my palm on my pants to dry off the sweat he left behind dur­ing the hand­shake. John Candy has a com­puter print­out that shows the list price (just what I said it was) and then their cost that they have in the car with the options and all. John points to a hand sketch of a scale marked in lit­tle incre­ments going from 2% to 9% and tells me that deal­ers need to make some­where in that profit range to stay in busi­ness. He asks if I felt they weren’t enti­tled to make a lit­tle money, so could I please add $5 more to my monthly pay­ment. I look at him like he is speak­ing Swahili and men­tion that he can go ahead and take off the wheel locks, mud flaps and remove the trunk tray as I don’t want them. But to show them I was a sport I offered him the $300 up front. John tells me that it would cost money to remove the mud flaps and wheel locks but they would remove the trunk tray. Nei­ther of us men­tion the $2500 First Class Fin­ish because I think they know I know that this is noth­ing more than an updated ver­sion of the 70’s and 80’s Rust Proof­ing Pure Dealer Profit Scam. To quote Cap­tain Jack Spar­row to Will Turner, I say to John Candy, “Do we have an accord?” (a nice play on words, if I don’t say so myself.)

I tell Brad my wife is going to have din­ner on the table in a few min­utes, I bet­ter get home and I’ll be back on Mon­day after work to final­ize the paper­work. They don’t want me to leave (maybe fig­ur­ing I regret that $300 and not come back) so Sam Elliot is back and says let’s fin­ish up the offer sheet and run your credit before you go, it’ll only take 10 min­utes. I tell Sam that I’ll do that, but I’ll be com­ing in on Mon­day with $50 less if the din­ner gets ruined and I have to take my wife out to eat. They don’t have a real fig­ure to work with because I’ve got them rush­ing, so I am asked to sign some­thing that says I will pur­chase this car if the fol­low­ing con­di­tions can be met, my new X dol­lars down and my X dol­lar a month pay­ment for 60 months. Every­body seems happy and I leave telling Brad I would see him at about 4:30 on Mon­day to pick up the car.

This is get­ting kind of long winded, so come back tomor­row night for the tale of today’s stop on the Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1000

120,000 Hondas!

Yes­ter­day the Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour came east both phys­i­cally and fig­u­ra­tively. But first a cou­ple of house clean­ing issues.

1) Yes­ter­day I men­tioned the Red Sox were 2 and 10 after their win, but they were actu­ally 3 and 10. After today’s 8 to 1 win over Toronto they still have the worst record in base­ball at 4 — 10, but jumped to sec­ond to last in run differential.

2) Some­where near River­watch Park­way and I-20 on the way home from Augusta yes­ter­day the Emperor eased past the 120,000 mile mark. That is an aver­age of 1.85 miles for every hour we’ve owned it.

Our last car test drive event was over in Augusta and con­sisted of all Korean cars, yes­ter­day we stayed closer to home and shopped Japan­ese at Honda Cars of Aiken. And while there actu­ally were only 106 new Hon­das on the lot, it seemed like there were 120,000 to choose from. As we walked through the show­room door we were instantly greeted by some­one and we said we were there to test drive a cou­ple cars. He said he was a man­ager of some sort and he would get us a sales­man. True to his word, within sec­onds, Brad arrived and asked what were we inter­ested in. We wanted to drive a Civic Coupe and an Accord Coupe. Brad asked what color and we told him it didn’t mat­ter as long as it was a base LX model, but when we buy one it’ll be blue. He came back in less than five min­utes with a dealer plate and a key (we like this expe­ri­ence bet­ter already.)

First up was a Civic in Royal Blue Pearl. This is the smaller car and the equiv­a­lent to Hyundai’s Elantra and while not nearly as swoopy in styling it is still a nice look­ing car. We are both instantly 100% more com­fort­able in it than the Elantra. Right legroom for me as the dri­ver is accept­able, but the left leg is stopped short by the dead pedal (which should be easliy reme­died by just tak­ing it out.) There is a large dig­i­tal speedome­ter above and for­ward (almost a HUD) of the large tach and other gauges, inter­est­ing and slightly quirky. We start our drive and I take a turn off US1 towards Gran­iteville and at the stop sign I ask what is con­sid­ered a rea­son­able test drive. Brad replies from the back, “What­ever you want.” I briefly con­sider a left turn up Chalk Bed Rd, but Donna says we need to cross some rail­road tracks (a convertible’s neme­sis), so I take a right and drive through “down­town” Gran­iteville. This is a great test because along with those rail­road tracks there is one sec­tion of road that prob­a­bly started life as con­crete sec­tions, like those found on some inter­states, so we got to drive over all those seams, cluh-thunk, cluh-thunk, clu-thunk. Each tran­si­tion is felt and heard in the car, not as rough as a Miata, but def­i­nitely inex­pen­sive, small car-like. Over­all we both like the car, it is small, but really the right size for us. Donna is almost sold, but I have a cou­ple of reser­va­tions. Includ­ing the very lame, “They are too com­mon.” On any given day, there are prob­a­bly 150 cars in our com­pany park­ing lot and 3 or 4 recent vin­tage Civic Coupes and at least twice as many as that of Civic Sedans.

Next up we drive an Alabaster Sil­ver Metal­lic Accord Coupe. For a car that appears to dwarf the Civic, the inte­rior room in the front of the Accord feels exactly the same size as the Civic (and the num­bers bear it out.) The dash is more my old school lik­ing in that there are a two large cir­cu­lar ana­log gauges (tach & speedo) sur­rounded by a temp and fuel gauge with an odome­ter in the mid­dle bot­tom. The extra 600 pounds of this car make drive through bumpy Gran­iteville much smoother and qui­eter, more what I was look­ing for in a new car. That extra 600 pounds of the Accord over the Civic is almost exactly off­set by the 50 extra horse­power it has, so the seat of the pants accel­er­a­tion feel is about the same. Nei­ther is prob­a­bly much quicker than the Miata in a straight line, but there is not the same sense of speed as in the open topped car (which is both good and bad.) When we get back to the dealer I pull it along side the pre­vi­ously dri­ven Civic. Donna jumps in the driver’s seat of each car for cru­cial short dri­ver test. Amaz­ingly she feels she has a bet­ter sense of the know­ing where the front of the larger Accord is com­pared to the Civic. We look inside at each trunk and just like in the inte­rior, there doesn’t appear to be any more room in the Accord’s than the Civic and the Civic’s is shaped bet­ter. We both like this car too, me more than Donna.

We thank Brad pro­fusely and take home a Civic and an Accord brochure along with two of his busi­ness cards, one for me to call if we decide on the Accord and one for Donna to call if we opt for the Civic.

It is a tough call between the two. We both like the looks of the Civic bet­ter and the Civic’s blue is nicer shade too. The Civic is the right size car and really all we need. As a plus it is $5k less in price, but to me it rides much chop­pier and nois­ier, sort of like it is $5k less. Now, com­par­ing the Accord Coupe to the Gen­e­sis Coupe, is where the whole thing falls apart. The Hyundai is about the same size car, but doesn’t look as bloated. The Gen­e­sis is a rear wheel drive with 210 HP and because it is turbo charged, a much flat­ter torque curve with the peak appear­ing at half the RPM of the Accord. The Gen­e­sis Coupe is a sports car and the Accord Coupe is a sheep in wolf’s clothing.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 998

Two Hundred Thirty Four

That is the num­ber of days in the count­down wid­get until we get a new car and that equates to Sat­ur­day Novem­ber 26th. Accord­ing to a web arti­cle I just read (Five Tips That Can Save New Car Buy­ers a Bun­dle) that is pretty much the best time to buy a new car. Accord­ing to Tip #2 the weeks between Thanks­giv­ing and Christ­mas are the low­est for new car show­room traf­fic. And Tip #3 the best week to buy a car is past the 3rd week of the month. Sat­ur­day is the only neg­a­tive as that is the busiest day of the week at deal­er­ships. May have to add a cou­ple days to push it until Mon­day or Tues­day of the fol­low­ing week.

Right now the front run­ner in my book is the Gen­e­sis Coupe, but it has a cou­ple of neg­a­tives. As for the co-signer of the loan goes, it is the fact that it just might be too sporty. My con­cern is that the car has its very own active inter­net forum, GenCoupe.com. This means there are also sev­eral “tuner shops” with loads of neat gee-gaws to make your car your own. In just a few hours I have imag­in­ably spent sev­eral hun­dred dol­lars already. There are the OEM fog lights to be added to my base level car, $79. Replac­ing the stock Hyundai logos with spiffy winged ones from the Korean ver­sion of the car, $99. Rear win­dow spoiler, $225 and match­ing rear lip spoiler, $245.

We have still to drive the Accord Coupe and so far, with out dri­ving it, all we have for a neg­a­tive is Honda’s stu­pid Big Deal commercials.

Of course there are a cou­ple of wild­cards still out there, the Gen­e­sis coupe is do for a mild refresh and maybe they will perk up the inte­rior (it looks a lit­tle dated com­pared to the new Sonata and Elantra) and maybe they will do some­thing about the pinched look of the fron tend. Or maybe they will make it worse… The other is that maybe by this fall details of the next gen­er­a­tion Miata might be avail­able and we will be tempted to wait for it into 2012.

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Where Does That Leave Us?

Right now the top two con­tenders for our next car are the Hyundai Gen­e­sis Coupe and the Kia Optima EX. There are a cou­ple of cars left to try before we make a final deci­sion, a Honda Accord Coupe and a Hyundai Sonata SE.

While I loved the Gen­e­sis Coupe, the down­side of this car is that it might be too sporty in nature. We already will have a sports car in the sta­ble and we were look­ing more for a tour­ing car. And frankly, Donna was look­ing for­ward to being dri­ven to work in rel­a­tive com­fort and not always hav­ing to brace her­self against the g-forces gen­er­ated while I try and late brake, nip the apex of every turn and accel­er­ate briskly towards my next cor­ner­ing oppor­tu­nity. This is where the Accord might come in. The coupe, like the Pre­lude before it, is noth­ing much more than an Accord sedan all tarted up. A sheep in wolf’s cloth­ing if you will.

The Sonata SE will be my last chance to dance with the super­model of sedans, but I am hop­ing it will have a more con­nected to the road feel ALA the Optima. Part of the SE pack­age are 18″ wheels with lower pro­file tires and what the man­u­fac­turer calls “Sport-tuned sus­pen­sion and steer­ing” which sounds a lot like what the Optima men­tions in its brochure for the stan­dard sus­pen­sion setup.

Both the Optima and Sonata have a major fault and that is size. Donna had a heck of a time try­ing to get the right seat­ing posi­tion in them. I’m think­ing maybe some of it was the pres­sure of hav­ing both myself and a sales­man stand out side look­ing at her fid­dling with the seat con­trols in the deal­ers lot. I’m bet­ting if it was just me in a quiet spot she could get it eas­ier. Plus some of it will be dri­ving the car and learn­ing where the exter­nal edges of the it are.

Who knows, maybe the Accord Coupe will be the win­ner. We used to be a Honda fam­ily and even owned a cou­ple of Accord “coupes” back in the day. Our 1978 car was a 2-door hatch­back that was about the same length, with a 7″ shorter wheel­base and 500 pounds lighter than today’s Honda Fit! It was Honda’s “big” car. If the Accord Coupe is not the answer, we may just end up with a Gen­e­sis Coupe. We saw one pass by us at a cor­ner today and even our anti-red bias didn’t pre­vent us from lik­ing the car in Tsukuba Red.

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KIA Kicked It Away

When head­ing home after leav­ing the Mazda dealer on the Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour our route took us right by the KIA dealer. I waved at them as we went by. Donna sug­gested we go back and drive the Optima because we had a cer­tifi­cate to get a $25 gift card for test dri­ving one some­time dur­ing the months of Feb­ru­ary or March. I dou­bled back and parked next door in the used car area. A local radio sta­tion was doing a remote broad­cast from out front, loud urban hip-hop is not on any radio pre­set of ours, but they had a grill going and a sausage dog with a Sprite went down nice as we wan­dered the lot unmo­lested. The Optima had one strike against it going in, in that the col­ors it is avail­able in, with he excep­tion of the Spicy Red, were picked out by defect­ing mem­bers of the old Soviet Polit­buro — white, sil­ver, light gray, dark gray, dark red and black (it does come in a bright blue, but only in the high zoot turbo model.)

Walk­ing back towards the Miata after get­ting our fill of look­ing at the pine pollen cov­ered cars we passed right by the show­room and there was one sales­man stand­ing near the front door just star­ing off into the dis­tance. Donna said, “If he doesn’t approach us, we just keep on going.” I said, “Nah, I’ll walk up to him so we can test drive a car.” I showed him the cer­tifi­cate and asked if we could drive one. He looked at it kind of side­ways and said come on in and held the door for us. I’m not sure if his reac­tion to the cer­tifi­cate was, what is this or oh, no, not another one, but after about a five min­utes he came back out of the sales manager’s office with their part of the form filled in. He made a copy of my license and said, “I’ll be back up in a minute, let me get a car.” After another five minute wait, he pulled up in a Metal Bronze LX. The color isn’t half bad, but it is not going to going to get the neighbor’s all jeal­ous and oohing and aahing over it.

As I set about adjust­ing the rear view mir­rors (both inside and out) our friendly sales­man pro­ceeded to count off the inte­rior and exte­rior fea­tures of the auto­mo­bile from the back­seat. Unfor­tu­nately he kept that up for the entire 5 mile loop of our test drive. It was like he mem­o­rized the glossy brochure pro­duced by Kia’s mar­ket­ing depart­ment and was recit­ing it for us. He tripped him­self up though when he veered off the script and men­tioned that the Optima was recently picked the #1 best buy. Donna asked him by who and he didn’t have the answer, he hemmed and hawed and finally I vol­un­teered J.D Pow­ers and he said, “That’s it.” (I looked when we got home and it was really Cars.com 2 months ago.)

While not exactly appli­ance look­ing like a Camry, the Optima is kind of a wall­flower next to its cousin the Sonata. It’s sav­ing grace is that it isn’t the seller the Hyundai is, so it will retain a bit of exclu­siv­ity. The inte­rior is very mod­ern look­ing com­pared to my 7 year-old Miata, but looks dated com­pared to the Sonata. The sur­pris­ing thing was the dri­ving expe­ri­ence, the Sonata drove like a big fluffy Old Man With A Hat car, but the Optima felt like a driver’s car with nicely weighted and crisp steer­ing feel. While not exactly BMW-like, a 5 Series sized car at half the price makes this a win­ner in the cost/fun ratio. The han­dling and engine response wasn’t up to Gen­e­sis Coupe lev­els, but all and all I could see me own­ing this car.

The big down side to the Optima was once again size. In the Sonata Donna had to jack up the seat to the high­est level it could go, slide the seat way for­ward and then still do a lit­tle lean­ing for­ward to see where the hood ended. This car as expected, was the same way and to make mat­ters worse the Optima’s head rest was posi­tioned in a man­ner that poked her in the back of the head no mat­ter the height it was placed at.

When were were done test dri­ving the Optima we asked if we could try out their Elantra sized car, the Forte. The Forte comes in a coupe form which is a plus, but it’s exte­rior styling is in seri­ous need of updat­ing. Because of the dif­fer­ences in the Sonata and Optima, maybe the Forte would sur­prise us by being qui­eter than the Elantra, more com­fort­able and a more engag­ing drive. We never found out.

We asked if we could test drive the lit­tle black Koupe (their spelling, not mine) that we had parked the Optima next to. Our sales­man said, “I’ll go get the keys.” We waited the five min­utes required by the Secret Car Sales­man Man­ual. Then we waited about 3 or 4 more min­utes more before walk­ing back by the show­room to the Emperor and dri­ving off. Maybe he sensed we weren’t buy­ing today, so not worth the effort or he got stuck try­ing to find those keys, but either way he lost him­self and his com­pany any chance at our money.

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Miata Takes A Fall

Stop num­ber two on Saturday’s Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour was the Mazda dealer. We test drove a 3rd gen­er­a­tion Miata way back in 2005 and didn’t really like it. The back up plan to this cur­rent car shop­ping extrav­a­ganza was that we could always trade in the cur­rent one and buy a new Miata. Today’s sec­ond look was to see if still was a viable option.

A sales­man greeted us and after a bit of chat we asked to drive a Miata. We picked a Cop­per Red Sport which is the clos­est to what we would prob­a­bly buy. He took my license and insur­ance card inside to make a copy and get a key. He came back out a few min­utes later and went to start the car, but hopped back out apol­o­giz­ing that there was almost no gas in the car and he’d have to go back inside and get the key to another one. We pointed at a red Sport Model and off he went again. This time he was gone for a lot longer time. We had time to peruse the other cars on the lot. I pointed at a Mazda 6 in a sim­i­lar color, dark blue, as the Sonata we drove and asked Donna what she thought of it looks-wise com­pared to the Hyundai, her reply, “They look the same, I can’t tell the dif­fer­ence.” There were a bevy of 3’s and these don’t really appear to be “small” cars. There was a 5-door in a bright blue that we agreed was too bright and there was a gray­ish blue that might have been accept­able, but none of Mazda’s other cars were any­thing we wanted to be seen in.

We got bored look­ing around and went inside the show­room to see where our sales­man was. I found him sit­ting in front of a com­puter screen look­ing at some­thing. When he saw me he got up, mum­bled some­thing about a key and headed off. I peeked over at what he was look­ing at and real­ized it was the Maz­dausa web­site for this dealer’s inven­tory. He was already try­ing to fig­ure out how much to try and sell the car to me for instead of get­ting the key, and tak­ing care of that lit­tle detail while we were out dri­ving the car. After he dis­ap­peared we noticed a Miata sit­ting open on the floor, so we went over and got in it, me behind the wheel and her in the pas­sen­ger seat. It didn’t feel as much like as a bath­tub as it did the first time, maybe from dri­ving a few reg­u­lar cars today the door sills didn’t seem that high. I think we both felt it and were ready to chuck all our grandiose plans for a sec­ond car and just replace the Emperor with a new Miata. Until we changed seats.

Way back the first time we got in a 3rd gen­er­a­tion Miata Donna com­plained that she didn’t have nearly the foot well space in it as she did in our cur­rent car. I knew that they had encroached on into that area with the rerout­ing of the exhaust man­i­fold, cre­at­ing a small hump along the trans­mis­sion tun­nel near the seat. What I didn’t remem­ber was that they also short­ened the leg room on that side by 3 to 4 inches. There was no way for me to stretch my legs straight out and get com­fort­able. Not only that it made my bent legs end up near the shifter which would be intru­sive to Donna’s dri­ving. This was a deal breaker. By this time our sales­man had finally made it out to the lot with the key and he was look­ing around for us. We went out and thanked him for his time, telling him of our dis­cov­ery that Mazda had short-sheeted the pas­sen­ger side of the car and there was no way we were going be buy­ing a Miata. Hot, hun­gry and tired we headed home.

Come back tomor­row for the final install­ment where our heroes help them­selves to some hot food, drive a car and get a cold shoulder.

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Made In Montgomery

First stop on yesterday’s Brian & Donna Buy A New Car Tour was the Hyundai dealer and first up for a test drive was the Sonata, the car I have been lust­ing after for some time. It’s assets are it is a big car, nice look­ing (inside and out), com­fort­able rid­ing, and quiet. On the debit side is it is big (Donna had to jack the seat up as far as it would go to see over the hood), com­fort­able rid­ing, and quiet (no real con­nec­tion to the dri­ving expe­ri­ence.) In short, it is a per­fect rental car. I felt a lit­tle like George Web­ber after an evening with Jenny Han­ley.

As we waited for our sales­man to get the keys for vehi­cle #2, the Elantra, we wan­dered the lot a bit and a bright yel­low Gen­e­sis Coupe caught Donna’s eye. This car was on my ini­tial list, but I crossed it off after (see­ing one in traf­fic one day) I queried Donna on its looks and she pooh-poohed it.

The Elantra it was smaller, but a bet­ter fit to what we are used to and still very nice look­ing inside and out, but it was not, as expected, as com­fort­able and quiet as its big brother. The deal breaker for us was that nei­ther of us could get com­fort­able in the seats.

Car num­ber three was a Gen­e­sis Coupe 2.0T Pre­mium with an auto­matic trans­mis­sion. Not the yel­low one, it was the 3.8 Track model and about 10 grand over our bud­get. Plus, while the yel­low is eye catch­ing and an awe­some color for a car, nei­ther of us want to own one, but we applaud those who do. Ahhh, this car is more like it. The Sonata was Papa Bear’s chair, too big and the Elantra was Baby Bear’s chair, too small, but the Gen­e­sis Coupe was just right. It was com­fort­able, there was gobs of inte­rior space and plenty of dri­ving expe­ri­ence for Brian. The Pre­mium level car would not be on our shop­ping list, the $4k uptick in price included only one thing of mar­ginal value, a sun­roof. The prox­im­ity key with push but­ton start turned Donna off and for me the nav sys­tem was the stum­bling block, I didn’t even look at it once and I’m not sure I want to have to push a but­ton say­ing I agree to any­thing just to drive to the store. But that said, the base 2.0T coupe was right up our alley, so this was the brochure we took home from the dealer and the one he wrote down on his sheet as what we were inter­ested in. In Mirabeau Blue.

Tomor­row I’ll let you know how it went at the next car dealer we vis­ited, Mazda.

More Car Shopping

On the way back into town after our unsuc­cess­ful attempt to rent a Sonata yes­ter­day, Donna posed the door ques­tion, i.e. “Why does the next car have to have four doors?” My answer was, “It doesn’t. The only rea­son I’m so hot for a Sonata is that of all the cars in our price range it is the best look­ing (IMHO) thing for a sec­ond car.” Her tim­ing was just right, we were approach­ing the Honda dealer out­side of town, so I pulled in and pointed out an Accord Coupe and said,” It has two doors.” Her reply was, “That’s big.” The sticker was too, $30k. How about the Civic Coupe she asked and I said, “I’ve never been com­fort­able in a Civic Sedan. We’d have to try that one out.”

I love shop­ping, even if it is just an exer­cise, so I rounded up 7 can­di­dates on the short list for the next car in the Bog­a­r­dus sta­ble to com­pare size and cost. All in all, you watch, when we finally do pull the trig­ger on a new car, it’ll be another Miata. For now let’s play. I spec’d the cars the way I would like them, mostly base mod­els with lit­tle con­tent and some would prob­a­bly be hard to come by that way, but hey, it’s my party. There are quite a few returnees from sim­i­lar spec­u­la­tion of 10 months ago, a cou­ple new ones and a few drops.

Mazda Miata #1 Sport M/T w/ Con­ve­nience Pkg & Cargo Net
Mazda Miata #2 Tour­ing M/T w/Cargo Net
Mini Cooper M/T w/ Cloth Sport Seats, Cen­ter Arm Rest, Car­pet Floor Mats & Gro­cery Bag Holder
Hyundai Gen­e­sis 2.0T M/T w/ IPOD Cable, Car­peted Floor Mats & Cargo Net
Hyundai Sonata SE A/T w/ IPOD Cable, Car­peted Floor Mats & Cargo Net
Honda Accord Coupe LX-S A/T
Honda Civic Coupe LX M/T w/ Sport Sus­pen­sion & 16″ Alloy Wheels

Here is the chart:

All num­bers reflect the dif­fer­ence between the Emperor and the new car (except inte­rior volume.)

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Gonna Need A Bigger Garage

We have been vir­tual wish­ful car shop­ping recently, maybe it is because we are under a year in the count­down to a New Miata or maybe it is talk of tak­ing this year’s trip out west in a car instead of a plane or maybe it is because automak­ers are offer­ing great deals at this time of year (Mazda is offer­ing $4500 off left over 2009 Miatas), but I have been hit­ting the web and hav­ing fun.

If you had told me 4–1/2 years ago that I might be dri­ving any­thing other than a Miata I would have told you you were crazy. But now I’m not so sure. It all harkens back to our first ride in the cur­rent gen­er­a­tion Miata back in Octo­ber of 2005, we were under­whelmed, so the seed of doubt has been planted. The Miata is still at the head of the list, but there are a cou­ple of other con­tenders on our radar, cars that are in our cost com­fort level, around $25k and are con­vert­ibles and are avail­able in blue. From worst to first they are:

  1. Sebring. This only makes the list in that it fits all three cri­te­ria, but its faults are many, chief among them is that it is as ugly as sin.
  2. Mini. High fun to drive fac­tor, but we were under­whelmed when we drove one back in 2003 and the con­vert­ible ver­sion takes a big hit in the looks depart­ment, both up and down, over the closed car.
  3. VW Bee­tle. Donna has always liked the looks of these, I have to admit that I do too. Down­sides include no man­ual trans­mis­sion and cock­pit wind with that big an opening.
  4. Mus­tang. The base V-6 falls in our price range, but the blue is kinda odd and it is 7″ wider and over 2 feet longer than a Miata, con­tribut­ing to the title of this post.
  5. Miata. Needs another test drive and to take advan­tage of the the cur­rent deal we would have to accept a color that sucks.

Now let’s go a lit­tle fur­ther out there, what if we don’t get a con­vert­ible at all. Wild huh? Sup­pose we con­sider a lit­tle larger “sporty” car instead of a con­vert­ible. The car would have to be in the same price range and it would have be a coupe (I may be get­ting older, but I’m not ready for a 4-door Buick just yet.) From worst to first they are:

  1. Accord. We were Honda folks (2 Accords, 2 Civics and a Pre­lude) before the Miata rev­o­lu­tion, but my how this car has grown. It weighs as much as a Mus­tang and is a foot longer than one too!
  2. Gen­sis. The front look leaves me cold and there is that still lin­ger­ing Hyundai crap car association.
  3. Altima. Really like the looks of this and the blue is a ter­ri­ficly bright shade, but I know noth­ing else about it.
  4. Mus­tang. With the con­vert­ible we were stuck with the V-6, but a coupe means we can squeak a GT with a V-8 in under our spend­ing cap.
  5. Mini. It has lots of techno giz­mos to go wrong and doesn’t have the best reli­a­bil­ity record, but it is fun to drive, good look­ing and will fit in the garage.

A wild card in the coupe class would be a Miata with the detach­able hard­top, leave it on nearly all the time and just pop it off for nice weekends.

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