Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Pink, Purple, Tito & Missing Yankees

Enough already with the pink. I can relate to the sen­ti­ment, but when NFL quar­ter­backs star wear­ing hot pink shoes, it has gone too far.

The Pur­ple Whales bounced back from their loss last week by knock­ing off one of the two remain­ing unde­feated teams in the End Zone Entourage FFL, thereby pulling back into a first place tie in the West­ern Division.

Maybe because I’m a homer, but I thought ex-FRS man­ager, Terry Fran­cona didn’t sound half bad as a color com­men­ta­tor dur­ing the first two games of the Amer­i­can League Cham­pi­onship Series.

When I turned on the first game of the ALCS I thought for sure I had stum­bled onto some sort of wild­card game. Detroit? Texas? Where were the Red Sox, Rays or Heaven for­bid, even the Yankees?

Confidence Man

Show eight and that fin­ishes up the sec­ond DVD. This one was about Say­wer mostly, both on and off island. And after sev­eral shows that included scenes where the attrac­tive female cast mem­bers showed some skin (as much as you can get away with on net­work TV), this episode fea­tured the ex model Josh Hol­loway look­ing good in a suit and totally out of it.

Octo­ber is Breast Can­cer Aware­ness Month and today’s Augusta Chron­i­cle was printed on pink paper. I thought maybe I’d get in on the fun too and changed the back­ground to pink for the next 31 days. Ladies, get a mam­mo­gram, it may be uncom­fort­able (OK, maybe even painful), but early detec­tion can lit­er­ally save your life.

The top on the car didn’t tran­si­tion today because it spent it in the garage.

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My Cancer

Back in March of 2006 when Donna was first diag­nosed with breast can­cer, we did what most peo­ple do when given news that they had a seri­ous ill­ness, we scoured the inter­net look­ing for infor­ma­tion. Then I went one step fur­ther and started hunt­ing blogs of breast can­cer patients/survivors. I found sev­eral, read a lot, but didn’t link any for con­tin­ued read­ing. That is until I found My Can­cer. Found is not entirely accu­rate, to tell the truth I think some­one pointed me to it, because I prob­a­bly wouldn’t have found it because it was hosted on the NPR website.

It chron­i­cles the tri­als and tribu­la­tions of being a can­cer patient. Leroy Siev­ers had suc­cess­fully beat colon can­cer 4 years ear­lier, but as the dis­ease some­times does, it returned. This time it had metas­ta­sized to his brain and lungs. Leroy, life long jour­nal­ist and pro­ducer (most recently for Ted Koppel’s Night­line) was asked to write a blog about his life liv­ing with can­cer. The doctor’s gave him a prog­no­sis of six months to live. My Can­cer was full of insights into the “can­cer world” and Leroy’s way with words touched a lot of peo­ple, he had a pen­chant for being able to elo­quently express what other cit­i­zens of that world could not. Soon the com­ment sec­tion became a gath­er­ing place, sort of a town hall, for peo­ple who have or had been touched by cancer.

Sadly Leroy passed away a week ago. He wrote some­thing in the blog right up until the very end. I’m going to miss him, because for every week­day for the past two and a half years, I have looked for­ward read­ing Leroy’s posts in the morning.

For the last cou­ple days his wife has been post­ing to the blog. I’m not sure if she is look­ing to con­tinue doing that for­ever, although for a while, it would be a nice con­tin­u­ance of the spirit of the blog to hear the caregiver’s side of the story.

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BMW Ultimate Drive Day

We drove 8 loops in seven dif­fer­ent cars for a total of 113.6 dol­lars raised to help fight breast cancer.

  1. M3 Coupe
  2. X3 3.0i
  3. 650i Coupe
  4. Z4 3.0i
  5. 528xi Sedan
  6. Z4 3.0i
  7. 750Li
  8. 535xi Sport Wagon

There were a few sur­prises for us today. Two of the avail­able cars actu­ally had man­ual trans­mis­sions. One of the cars that had a man­ual trans­mis­sion was the M3 Coupe. It was not on the reser­va­tion form, but once there they put you on a list (if you were over thirty, sorry Ian), and when your turn came…woohoo. The other stick shift was a Z4 3.0si, which we didn’t end up driving.There were no 1 Series or no X6 to drive (the sig­na­ture car was an X6.) Both of these vehi­cles are sup­posed to join the fleet at the end of the month.

The biggest sur­prise was they held a survivor’s lap at 12:30 that lined up every car with a breast can­cer sur­vivor in it and was given a police escort around the course. Good for them, but they should have done it first thing in the morn­ing, because it took a two hour chunk of time out of the mid­dle of the day. Good thing we had the whole day off from work and didn’t do just an after­noon off or we would have only got in two laps.

Raw gallery is up here: BMW Ulti­mate Drive 2008. Cap­tions will come later.

I’ll write more about the expe­ri­ence later this week too.

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Its Not Easy To Be Green

Dead TreeToday was chill­ier than nor­mal (I won’t say “here” because it seems like that most every­where), so we waited until after lunch to go for our walk in the woods. Nearly every­thing is green now (except for the dead trees) and the sky was a bright blue with nary a cloud in sight.

Donna had to donate a cou­ple of vials of blood for a cho­les­terol test this morn­ing. She had to fast for it, so we went out after­wards to get break­fast. That’s right a return to the New Moon was in order. Another Cran­berry Pecan Muf­fin for hijm. Every­thing Bagel with cream cheese for her. A bot­tled water to split.

Meal Cost: $3.98
Tip: $1.02
Spent Today: $5.00
Year to Date: $839.49

Aiken Standard PhotoAfter break­fast we walked across the street to put a five dol­lar bill in a pink bucket. The Zeta Tau Alpha soror­ity at USC Aiken were holdi­ing their 4th annual Rock-A-Thon to raise aware­ness of breast can­cer and to col­lect money for research. Mem­bers of the soror­ity took turns sit­ting in rock­ing chairs in front of the Plum Pud­ding for 24 hours. They had less than 4 hours to go. Last year they raised $1,500 and their goal for this year was $3,000. All the money raised goes to the to the Susan G. Komen Foundation.

The Gar­net­man Project has hit a major road­block. Andy Smith replied to my email and his price for an 11x17 B&W image and a 8–1/2x11 col­ored ver­sion is $300. I’m not say­ing that it is not worth that much, because it prob­a­bly is, but it is more than I wanted to spend. I think I was hop­ing would have come back with $100, that I could have jus­ti­fied to myself.

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Free Food, Fancy Cars and a Good Cause

I got my reminder email from BMW today. The Ulti­mate Drive® for Susan G. Komen for the Cure is com­ing to town again this year. The Drive will be in Augusta on Thurs­day, March 15th and I’m think­ing we will be tak­ing a 1/2 day off from work to go over to there to par­tic­i­pate. They always have refresh­ments and most times local food places will have donated lunch of some kind. You can drive any or all (if you have the time) of the dif­fer­ent cars in BMW’s lineup and BMW will donate a buck a mile trav­eled to help fight breast can­cer. You need to do this. Go to the site and sign up. Don’t even fin­ish read­ing this post, go NOW.

Unlike last year, for 2007, they have a route map on the site so you can see where they will be on any given day. This makes it easy to find other loca­tions close by in case you want to do it more than once. Two weeks after Augusta, they will be in Colum­bia, SC which is not too much fur­ther away (60 miles), but it is another Thurs­day. But they will be around the area on a cou­ple of Sat­ur­days, Macon, GA (140 miles) on the 10th and in Greenville, SC (110 miles) on the 17th. Might be nice to go some­where else and drive too.

Until then, to quell (or maybe increase) your excite­ment, you can read about last year’s fun here and look at the peek­tures here.

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Good Hair Day

I’ve been telling Donna she looks great with the hair she has for a cou­ple weeks now. The last time we went in for hair­cuts, when the styl­ist was evening her hair out, she told her that she looked great and should go for it. But her hair was still shorter than it was when we cut it all off back in May and she wasn’t feel­ing com­fort­able with it yet. I thought for sure she was going to keep it cov­ered up until it was as long as before, which would be still another cou­ple months, but today, out of the blue, Donna decided to go sans bandanna/scarf/headdress.

She got one or two dou­ble takes, a lot of com­pli­ments and even a cou­ple hugs. But mostly she got a lot of peo­ple want­ing to feel her hair. It is dif­fer­ent than before that’s for sure, it is softer, a lit­tle darker, a lot more gray and way more curly. Peo­ple say the tight curls are tem­po­rary and even­tu­ally your hair returns to its pre-chemo shape, I’ll let you know…

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