Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Miles Per Gallon

Fuelly Fuelly

Crater Lake Panorama

I know, I know, I should have used a tri­pod and I should not be zoomed to my widest angle lens set­ting, but at least I man­aged to get a series of pho­tos, unlike my failed attempt at the swing­ing bridge later on on the trip…

Thanks Washington State


Way back in March when we started plan­ning our just com­pleted trip, I went to the web­sites of the three states we were vis­it­ing and ordered up travel guides and maps. About a month to go before we hit the sky, we real­ized we never did hear from Wash­ing­ton State. So I went back to the Wash­ing­ton State Tourism web­site and filled out the request again.

Guess what was wait­ing for us in the mail when we got back yesterday?

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1064

Cruze-N


Our rental car for the past nine days was a Chevy Cruze and it was a pleas­ant sur­prise. The seats were leather cov­ered with built in heaters (nice in the cool north­west, but we only used them once to test them), were very com­fort­able and rea­son­ably sup­port­ive. The steer­ing was weighted nicely, plus the wheel was fat and also leather cov­ered. Response was peppy enough and the auto­matic trans­mis­sion was geared pretty well, sel­dom left hunt­ing for just the right one. The trunk swal­lowed our large suit­case, two carry-ons and a lap­top bag with plenty of room for any impulse sou­venir pur­chases. I noticed only a cou­ple of short com­ings, lim­ited rear legroom with tall front seat occu­pants and the inte­rior could be noisy at speed, but noth­ing more than expected at this size and price point.

In almost all two lane dri­ving, with plenty of ups and downs, twisty road coast roads and slow small town dri­ving the car returned a very nice 32.9 MPG. We drove 1624 miles and spent a total of $191, using 49.3 gal­lons of gas. The cheap­est reg­u­lar gas was $3.719 in Flo­rence, OR and the most expen­sive was $4.049 in Smith River, CA. The aver­age cost per gal­lon for the trip was $3.875.

Tillamook, WA to SeaTac


We stopped at Can­non Beach and unlike our last visit, the weather was foggy and cold. Also unlike our last visit we were armed with a GPSr. We nabbed a cou­ple geo­caches for sou­venirs this time.


Lewis and Clark were stuck here just on the Wash­ing­ton side of the Colum­bia River oppo­site Asto­ria in a howl­ing win­ter storm with no food for almost a week, so they named it a dis­mal nitch. We called it a dis­mal nitch because we had to put our coats on to walk the 1/4 mile to a geo­cache. We obvi­ously have a very dif­fer­ent com­fort level in 2011 than they did in 1805.


Here is a pic­ture of one half of one of the last stand­ing mov­able bridges in Wash­ing­ton State, the Ray­mond steel swing bridge, cross­ing the Willapa River. The other half (of the pic­ture, not the bridge) was lost due to my unfa­mil­iar­ity with the camera’s panorama function.


The view from our seats at Salty’s On Alki restau­rant where we ate our last vaca­tion style (read, expen­sive) meal before turn­ing in the rental car and shut­tling to the airport.

The Power Of Cheese

Today was a “rest day” as we stayed in the same hotel for a sec­ond night. We did a lit­tle explor­ing in the area. Tomor­row we have 250 miles to get to SeaTac to catch a plane home and about 13 hours to get there, so hope­fully even with Labor Day traf­fic we’ll get there in time.


First stop was the famous Tillam­ook Cheese Fac­tory. There is a self guided tour with his­tory and such, plus an obser­va­tion deck so you can watch cheese being pack­aged. There was also a line where you could taste the cheese for free, but it was too long, so rather than wait we bought a sam­ple pack­age for three bucks in the gift shop.


Just south of town was a small state park that show­cased a 319′ water­fall. The trail was closed short of allow­ing you to get to the base of Mun­son Creek Falls, not because they didn’t want you there, but because many large trees have fallen block­ing the way.


The one place we paid to get into today was the Tillam­ook Air Museum and it was well worth it. It is housed in the one remain­ing blimp hang­ers built here for coastal defense dur­ing World War Two. The air museum inside has many inter­est­ing air­craft and a ton of WWII memorabilia.


In the late after­noon we headed out to Cape Meares to get din­ner at one of the small towns on the coast there and catch a sun­set over the Pacific. We man­aged one of two. Din­ner was at a small cafe in Ocean­side, but the sun­set was called on account of the fog rolling in. All that white space to the right of the 38′ tall Cape Meares Light­house would be the blue of the sky and water, but for the fog that blan­keted the peninsula.

Florence, OR to Tillamook, OR


After break­fast we headed a cou­ple miles south (back­wards) to poke around one of the dune parks. From the park­ing areas it is about 50 foot climb up to the top of the dune and then 50 feet down done to the beach. For a sense of scale, that spot about halfway down from the top at about the left 1/3 of the photo is a per­son climb­ing up the dune.


There are sec­tions of the park set aside just for off-roading. These pur­pose built quads sit at the top of the dune watch­ing sev­eral oth­ers do the hill climb thing.


The Hec­eta Head Light­house is nor­mally open for tours, but is being restored,so we had to set­tle for a pho­to­graph of it from an over­look on the other side of the bay.


This photo was from a stone shel­ter built in the ‘30s at the end of the the St. Per­petua Trail. The trail is 1.3 miles long one way and climbs 830′ from the Visitor’s Cen­ter to the shel­ter on the tallest place on the Ore­gon coast.

Crescent City, CA to Florence, OR


We started the day amongst the coastal north­ern California’s tall trees…


Which quickly turned into south­ern Oregon’s rocky coast…


And ended up at cen­tral Oregon’s sand dune filled coast.