Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Insensitive?

I would have thought so, but it looks like from the arti­cle that the fam­ily signed off on it. Maybe it is just me, but the last thing I would want named in honor of a loved one who was killed in an explod­ing space­craft would be the debris field of another, albiet unmanned, one.

Moon probes’ crash site named for Sally Ride

It Never Stops

Yes­ter­day we vis­ited the Aiken Lowe’s to see what kind of kitchen cab­i­net dis­plays they had setup. We also wanted to get some ideas about counter tops and floor tiles to coor­di­nate with our already selected back splash tile.

So the first order of busi­ness was to head to floor­ing and pick up an exam­ple of the back splash tile we feel in love with at the Lowe’s in North Augusta. When we found it, it looked dull and life­less, then I peeled off the plas­tic wrap­per and the look dra­mat­i­cally improved. It was like they were two dif­fer­ent sets of tiles.

Over to the Kitchen Cab­i­net area and maybe the third dis­play we see, we both go, “That’s it.” We found what we wanted & liked. All of our cab­i­net ques­tions were answered. Style: Breck­en­ridge, check. Wood: Maple, check. Fin­ish: Spice, check. Hard­ware: Satin Nickel Flat Pull, got it. We even liked the counter top, it was some­thing quartz, might have been this or some­thing close to it. The whole setup even looked nice with the bare con­crete store floor lead­ing us to pick out some gray tile with brown accenting.

The only fly in the oint­ment was our favored back splash choice looked way out of place in this setup. The stan­dard 4″ counter top mate­r­ial back splash looked just fine. So I walked over to the shelf where we had found it and put it back on top. About three steps away I heard a crash behind me. The tile had slid right off the shelf and self destruc­ted on the floor, I kept on walking.

Today when I called the cab­i­net designer at the North Augusta Lowe’s to set up our fol­low up appoint­ment I was excited to let him know we had picked the cab­i­nets we wanted. When I told him what the style was he said, “The flat front draw­ers in that style are also avail­able in a 5 piece option. Plus this month, you can get the pre­mium Cof­fee Glaze as a no-cost option.”

Will the choices never stop?

Too Many Variables

We spent an hour or so with the con­trac­tor dis­cussing the kitchen remod­el­ing on Fri­day evening. He talked us out of rash and rad­i­cal knock­ing down of walls or open­ing doors to other rooms which would have been expen­sive and of real lit­tle value. He did talk us into gran­ite counter tops, tile floors instead of wood and mov­ing the refrig­er­a­tor to the back wall. He left with a sketch and mea­sure­ments with the promise of an esti­mate in the future.

We spent almost 2–1/2 hours in Lowe’s of North Augusta on Sat­ur­day after­noon, bro­ken up by a brief lunch break, with a guy design­ing cab­i­nets. He had already worked some stuff out after hav­ing talked to us, but because we opted to move the fridge, that wall had to be redesigned right off the bat. Then we had to change all the other walls because of the moved refrig­er­a­tor and he had some­thing to the left of the stove that we didn’t want there. When we were almost fin­ished Donna real­ized that there weren’t any real draws any­where, so we shuf­fled a bunch thing around all over again.

We worked from a default style and color to build the lay­out and at the very end we tossed some sem­blance of a counter top on the thing so we could see a com­puter gen­er­ated ren­di­tion of our new kitchen. Exhausted and with our heads spin­ning we left it with the designer going to send us a screen shot of the design and we promised to come back later next week.

Lowe’s car­ries about a half dozen lines of cab­i­nets and we were build­ing from the Shenan­doah cat­a­log. They have about a dozen styles of doors to choose from and each style can be made out of 4 kinds of wood. Each kind of wood has any­where from 6 to 12 fin­ishes. Hard­ware is included and there must be 10 or so styles of pulls and han­dles each avail­able in 4 finishes.

Add to that there are about 15 color/styles of gran­ite to choose from and then there is some­thing on the order of a hun­dred color/styles of tile for the floor. How does one choose from all that?

The con­trac­tor said pick the gran­ite counter top first and build from there. The design guy says pick the the cab­i­nets and work from that. We have cho­sen the color glass tile we like for the back splash and are try­ing to match up the other stuff from that…

Started down, went up, still up.
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Santa Claus Came To Town

He rode into town, with his wife at his side, in the bucket of one of the city’s fire trucks. I snapped one photo that I intended to place at the top of this post, but unfor­tu­nately the image had both his and her wav­ing hands cov­er­ing their faces.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Barn Cats

Nearly a decade ago, here in Our Fair City, the town had 31 life-size fiber­glass horses done up by arti­sans and dis­played at var­i­ous busi­nesses. At the end of a time period they were auc­tioned off to raise money for some cause. There are about a third of them still vis­i­ble around.

Now, this year it is 28 cats, about 3 times scale, that are get­ting the same treat­ment. We went down­town today to pho­to­graph as many as we could. I think we man­aged to snag about half of them. And unfor­tu­nately most are behind store­front win­dows and are hard to pho­to­graph with­out dis­tract­ing reflec­tions detract­ing from the image.

When we talked with one cat sit­ting busi­ness we dis­cov­ered that not only would the cats be auc­tioned off at the end to raise money, the busi­ness had to bid on the priv­i­lege of host­ing the painted cat. We also dis­cov­ered why the cats were uni­ver­sally inside the busi­ness instead of out­side like the horses were. Because they are a lot smaller, and con­se­quen­tially lighter, they would be easy for a nefar­i­ous indi­vid­ual to take a cat home and the busi­ness would have to pay $5k for the loss.

The cam­era store had 2 in their win­dow, so we went in to try and get a shot sans reflec­tion when we noticed Santa sit­ting there just wait­ing for some lit­tle kids to have their photo taken with him. We chat­ted with him for a bit and he asked, so we agreed.

Started down, went up, still up.
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Cutting the Cord

Yes­ter­day I called Atlantic Broad­band and had them stop our cable TV sub­scrip­tion. They hated to see us go, they offered $20 off a month and they offered a bun­dled deal. No thanks.

We’re still keep­ing the cable inter­net. The CSR asked if we want to upgrade to the faster inter­net ser­vice? It’s only $5 more a month, but you need one of our modems that you can rent for $6 a month or buy for $90. No thanks.

Right now with a cheap set of rab­bit ears we get the big 4 com­mer­cial net­works, three of them have sub-channels and one has two. So that’s ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CW (minor league net­work), My12 (old TV shows), MeTV (really old TV shows), Bounce (geared towards African-American view­ers), and The Coun­try Net­work (music videos.) All of them come in excel­lent, except for FOX & Bounce which gets pretty pix­e­lated some­times. There is absolutely no PBS/ETV. In an effort to over­come those short­com­ings I ordered a Leaf, should be here next week.