Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Fried Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite ani­mal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, ‘cause every­one else in the class laughed.

My par­ents told me to always be truth­ful and hon­est, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what hap­pened, and he said my teacher was prob­a­bly a mem­ber of PETA. He said they love ani­mals very much. I do, too … espe­cially chicken, pork and beef.

Any­way, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what hap­pened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live ani­mal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other chil­dren. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t under­stand. My par­ents taught me to be hon­est, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous per­son we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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