Can’t Really Blog Right Now

The FRS are on the tube play­ing the Evil Empire, so I can’t pay atten­tion enough to write a coher­ent post (whether any­thing I write here is coher­ent is open for inter­pre­ta­tion), so I am going to pre­tend I have a Twit­ter account and recap the last 7 posts in twitterese.

Even though I know it is home in the garage, I can’t help think­ing, “Dude, where’s my car?” sev­eral times today. — Wednes­day, August 20th

To get ready for the upcom­ing sea­son five of Lost, I think I’m going to watch the first four Memento Style, AKA, in reverse order. — Thurs­day, August 21st

Can­cer Sucks! — Fri­day, August 22nd

Dick Weber I’m not, as I miss a 300 game by 8 strikes. — Sat­ur­day, August 23rd

From cer­tain angles, Donna’s gyne­col­o­gist looks remark­ably like Emily Deschanel. — Sun­day, August 24th

“In the navy, come on, pro­tect the moth­er­land. In the navy, come on and join your fel­low man.” Chair­man Mao? Nope, Vil­lage Peo­ple. — Mon­day, August 25th

Oreo Cakesters are the great­est inven­tion since, well, Oreos. — Tues­day, August 26th