Better Health Plan

A wealthy hos­pi­tal bene­fac­tor was being shown around the hos­pi­tal. Dur­ing her tour she passed a room where a male patient was mas­tur­bat­ing furiously.

“Oh my GOD!” exclaimed the woman. “That’s dis­grace­ful! Why is he doing that?”

The doc­tor who was lead­ing the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a seri­ous con­di­tion where his tes­ti­cles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his tes­ti­cles could eas­ily rupture.”

“Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay,” said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lay­ing in bed while a nurse per­formed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, “Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?

Again the doc­tor spoke very calmly, “Same ill­ness, bet­ter health plan.”