Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Spontaneous Debadging

The Emperor has been sur­viv­ing on sponge baths, AKA Meguiars Quik Detailer, for a while now, but today after work I gave him a proper wash­ing. Then I decided to lay a coat of wax on there too. I used some Meguiars paste clean­ing wax I had under the cab­i­net. Looks a whole lot bet­ter now, but the fin­ish doesn’t feel baby butt smooth. Maybe tomor­row when I get home from work I’ll put another layer of wax on. I have a bot­tle of some­thing else under there, I think it is called Black Magic and maybe that is what I used last time. If one layer is good, two have got to be bet­ter. Right?

While I was tak­ing off the wax, get­ting it off around the edges of the chrome Mazda logo on the back end, it came loose and one side fell down. The badge is held on by 2 pins and one was broke, so I pulled the badge off the car. There are usu­ally these fancy one way push wash­ers on the pins, but there wasn’t one on the non bro­ken pin and there was some adhe­sive behind the let­ter­ing hold­ing the badge on. What the heck, I might as well take off the MX-5 Miata badge on the other side too. On my ’95 the Mazda was held on by two pins, like this one, and the Miata was just held on by dou­ble stick tape. I went in the house and got a piece of den­tal floss to “saw” through the adhe­sive. The floss broke three times in about the same spot. That is when I real­ized on the ’03 the MX-5 Miata badge was held on by two pins as well. I wrapped a screw­driver in a rag and pried off the badge. Turns out it was held on by no adhe­sive and only one push on washer.

I now have 2 small holes on both sides of the license plate. With the dark color car they are hardly notice­able, but I think I may fill them in with some­thing and then use touch up paint to hide them bet­ter. When I debadged the rear on the ’95 I replaced both badges with hand cut repli­cas made of blue reflec­tive vinyl. The blue on blue was very sub­tle in the day but really stood out at night when head­lights hit them.

Now, as I write this, I know why the badges were held on so hap­haz­ardly. The body shop weasels did it when they repaired my lit­tle trunk ben­der from last year. The adjuster put in the cost of new badges when he did the esti­mate. Satcher Ford’s Body Shop reused the old badges and charged the insur­ance com­pany for new ones.

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5 comments to Spontaneous Debadging

  • Michael

    Here in PA, the license plate is reflec­tive. I have learned that keep­ing the plate waxed helps keep the reflec­tion brighter.

  • Mike C

    If you want it “baby-butt” smooth, you need to clay it before you wax. That sec­ond coat of wax will still feel rough in the same spots as the first if you don’t get all of the con­t­a­m­i­nants off of the car first.

  • Michael — Scary. I never wax my plate, but for some rea­son last night I did. I don’t remem­ber wip­ing it off though…

    Mike — I meant pim­ply baby butt smooth., there were a cou­ple spots that I ran my hand over that felt like they didn’t get waxed at all. I have always wanted to clay bar the car, but felt that crossed the line to obses­sive and I already have enough of that in other ways. :-)

  • Mike C

    Clay­ing isn’t really obses­sive. I do my cars once a year. It really does make a dif­fer­ence in smooth­ness. It will only add a half hour to your wash/wax rou­tine on a Miata.

  • I’m sure it is not really obses­sive, but the only place I have read about the pro­ce­dure is on the Miata Forum in the Car Care Prod­ucts sec­tion. Some of those guys got it real bad.