“Do women know about shrinkage?“
“What do you mean, like laundry?“
“No…“
“Like when a man goes swimming… Afterwards…“
“It shrinks?“
“Like a frightened turtle.“
“Why does it shrink?“
“It just does.“
“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.“
— George, Elaine and Jerry, in “The Hamptons”