Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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4 Weeks

While wait­ing these 4 weeks for the arrival of my new front lip spoiler (almost halfway there?) I haven’t been stand­ing still in the Miata Mod Depart­ment. Way back in Feb­ru­ary I pulled the power antenna and replaced it with a cheapo $6 thing from an auto parts store. I knew it was only a mat­ter of time before I replaced that ugly rub­ber thing with some­thing a lot nicer. That time has come.

When I ran through this sce­nario with the ’95, I went to my local BMW dealer and got one of the masts from the Z3. It was thin, flex­i­ble, about 1 foot tall and looked very sharp back there on the fender. $40. Now that style of antenna is every where, even the new Mazda 3 has the Fubu type antenna from the fac­tory. Some­thing dif­fer­ent was required this time. Into the Honda parts bin for the lit­tle stubby S2000 antenna I went.

It came in the mail yes­ter­day, but just like the BMW unit, this needs mod­i­fi­ca­tion too. The threaded shaft that screws into the car is too short. It would prob­a­bly be OK if the thread­ing in the Mazda antenna mount started right at the top, but for what­ever rea­son the screw doesn’t start to engage until about a 1/4 inch down. I don’t have the tools, nor the exper­tise to accom­plish the antenna mod, but I do know who to call. Because I work in a man­u­fac­tur­ing facil­ity, I know sev­eral peo­ple who have access to sev­eral pieces of high dol­lar machin­ery and know how to use. This morn­ing I asked one of them to remove the exist­ing stud and tap the bot­tom so that a longer one can take it’s place. And not destroy my $20 invest­ment. If he had the same sense of pri­or­i­ties I have, he’d have dropped any of that work stuff and got right on my antenna, but now I have to wait a day or so until he can get around to it. I say that half seri­ously, the last time I got Jim Mul­lan to do some­thing for me it took about three days, but it was bet­ter than OEM look­ing when he got done with it. Well worth the wait.

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